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We just got an urgent prayer alert from a close friend of Shelley The Republican. David G. Leitch, a freiend of Alberto Gonzales and a regular fund-raiser for ShelleyTheRepublican’s good causes.

 

David worked with Alberto Gonzales when he served George W. Bush as Deputy Council. These days he works for the Ford motor company who make the world’s finest cars. He’s also been one of the most successful of STR.com’s corporate fund-raisers. People like David help make this site happen.

Many of you might remember him from his powerful and inspiring presentation about the meaning of liberty and justice at last year’s STR Value-Voters’ summit. He wrote to us asking for your help with an important and most worthy cause:

Dear Shelley,

I’m sure you do not need me to highlight the treacherous campaign of hate against Alberto Gonzales, a man who is one of the most patriotic Americans you or I have ever met. He is a man incapable of crime, cruelty or wrongdoing. A man who will be made to suffer on account of his noble principles.

I’m sure you can see that Alberto is innocent of any wrongdoing - unfortunately he is being dragged through the courts and is now at the mercy of activist judges who begrudge his years of calm and sober leadership of the Justice Department. Unfortunately Alberto does not have the means to pay for his legal defense after a career spent mostly in public service.

In the hyper-politicized atmosphere that has descended on Washington, an innocent man cannot simply trust that the truth will out, - He must engage highly competent legal counsel to represent him. That costs money, money that Al Gonzales doesn’t have. Fortunately Alberto has engaged one of the finest legal minds in the business: George J. Terwilliger III of White & Case in Washington who has substantially reduced his fees to represent Al Gonzales, but the costs will likely be high nonetheless.

That is why we are asking our fellow patriots for for help. A donation to the Alberto R. Gonzales Legal Expense Trust of as little as $5,000 could by Alberto much-needed representation for a whole day. Unfortunately, the Justice Department’s investigation of Gonzales is likely to continue over several months, which means we must attract a great many like-minded patriots to ensure that this noble public servant is not prosecuted for his unswerving commitment to truth and justice.

Yours Sincerely,

David G. Leitch

General counsel at the Ford Motor Co.

Alberto: Your pockets may be empty, but American patriots will fight for you all the way. You are a true American, Republican hero.

Friends, you know we hate to ask you for money but this time it’s for real - I want y’all to dig deep otherwise this brave patriot will be put through the same persecution that ruined Lewis ‘Scooter’ Libby’s career in public service. Naturally we will be petitioning our President for a full pardon in the case Alberto becomes the victim of Demon-cratic injustice.

 

STR.Com would like to express our thanks to the Ford motor company and patriots like David who work for that fine organization. I’d like to suggest to all our readers that you go out and buy yourself a Ford tomorrow. When you buy American it helps support patriots like David who in turn support patriots like Alberto Gonzales.

Jimmy Goddard

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I know that I’m pretty excited about celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and my kids is, too.? When they was littler, right after Thanksgiving they’d be running about the house asking “Is Jesus born yet, Daddy?”, and they wouldn’t stop until I told ‘em that Jesus weren’t none too pleased that they wasn’t listening to their parents and?sent them to their room to contemplate on what Hell would be like.

We also started a tradition of?using this?Christmas Fun Sheet to keep ‘em busy and out of our hair.? It’s a great way to keep their hand, heads and hearts focused on Jesus and I can tell you from experience that they can do it over and over again for hours and never get bored.?

Y’all can click on the picture inside of the blue box and get the full sized copy that prints out just fine.? Print out a dozen or so for the car ride down to Granma’s and Grandpa’s for Thanksgiving!? And print out a bunch to give to your teacher to have in the classroom for a special treat!? They’ll thank you for it!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

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The Jew Pork Crimes, because it?s such a ?fair? newspaper has recently tried to paint our second greatest president, Ronald Reagan as a racist and that ain?t right.? To prove it they twist around perfectly good phrases like ?states rights? and make wholesome American pastimes like going to a fair sound like lynching a negro.? Going to a fair is going to a fair and Ronald Reagan didn?t have no problem with negroes.? The whole point of his economic policies was to help negroes and others break the cycle of lazy and shiftless dependence on government welfare and pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.? There ain?t nothing wrong about that.? And if that make Ronald Reagan a racist, well, I guess that makes me a racist, too.

Briefly Patriotic - Ronald Reagan Weren?t No Racist

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Folks,
we at ShelleyTheRepublican said it all along: Linux is utterly un-American, linux is harmful to our society, it’s unsafe and it’s basically just Russian spyware! No true American will ever even consider using anything else then the good old Windows!

I just recently found out that there is actually a Satanic edition of the Linux game called: “Ubuntu”.

Check out the video:

I have tried to download and install this game on my Windows Vista but it didn’t work. I downloaded 4.3GB of junkware for nothing.

Unnamed sources though say that the goal in this Ubuntu game is to hunt and kill Christians.

This has to stop. As much as I really dislike my former employee Tristan J. Shuddery (may he rest in peace), he was right about the dangers of Linux.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

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I was listening to Pastor Peters this evening.? He got a way of looking at things that I guess you’d have to call “thinking outside the carton”.? He come up with things that other folks miss cuz he ain’t thinking like other folk think.? There’s all kinds of way of knowing things.? You can hear it like you hear lie-berals screeching about “tolerance” and “fairness” and you know they’re fulla you-know-what.? You can see it like you see homos prancing around naked in the street and having butt sex and you know they’re evil and going to Hell.? You can smell it like you can smell Grandma’s lemonade and know it’s gonna be just about the tastiest thing that ever passed through your lips.? But all of those ways of knowing might still be deceptive because the only way you can ever know anything for sure is know through God.? If God ain’t telling you what you’re seeing, hearing or smelling then you gotta 50/50 chance that it’s really Satan in disguise trying to tempt you.

Can you tell just by looking at something whether
it’s wrong or not?? Many people see nothing wrong
in getting sodomized by a clown.? These people will
go to Hell.

Pastor Peters does an awful lotta traveling so he listens to the radio in his pickup and on this last trip God helped him to know something.? And what he now knows sent shiver down my spine and forced me to my knees to pray for the salvation of mankind and/or the Rapture.? He said something like -

I do an awful lotta traveling so?I listen to the radio in?my pickup and I tune around and listen to this and when I don’t like it I listen to that and when I don’t like that I listen to something else.? But the one thing I noticed on this last trip was something folks don’t talk about on talk radio.? And it don’t matter whether it’s so-called religious talk radio or so-called conservative talk radio (and there ain’t such thing as either of them, by the way).? It don’t matter if it’s a preacher or pundit or something else entirely or a little bit of both.? There’s one question that they don’t ask.? One question that they shy away from.? One question that is so obvious and so crucial and so vital that you gotta scratch your head and ask yourself, “why ain’t they asking that question?”.? And the question is this -

How do we know that this candidate or that candidate does not actually work for Satan and the destruction of God?

Why is no one asking that question?!? That oughta be the first question asked of anyone running for a public office?? Are you an agent of Satan?? And if you are not, how can we trust that you will devote yourself mind, body and soul to the furthering of God’s kingdom here on this earth?? Don’t that seem like the most important question you can ask someone - and not just a candidate but someone you work with or a friend or a stranger in the street - “Are you an agent of Satan?? And if you are not, how can we trust that you will devote yourself mind, body and soul to the furthering of God’s kingdom here on this earth?”?

Why don’t they ask that?

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Reports of what Hillary Clinton does at home are scarce since
some believe when a servant is fired they are ritually sacrificed
not only to please Satan but to keep them silent.? Could this be
a typical day at home for her?

He went on to explain about the pope-lovers and the Jews and the towelheads re-assembling their unholy alliance to defy God but I had a hard time following it because, well - WHEW! - when I thought about it I couldn’t believe that I ain’t never considered the point before!? I started thinking back to the all the shows that I heard over my many years of fasting during presidential election that God would let His will be known and I realized that not once had I heard that question asked - Are you an agent of Satan?? Not on the Atheist Broadcasting Company, the Commie Broadcasting Service, the Numbskull Broadcasting Company, the Commie News Network,? the Mighty Stupid Numbskull Broadcasting Company - none the folks asked that question!?

Even the two news networks that you’d think would ask that question didn’t.? Fox News, the most trusted source in news, should ask it because if God didn’t already know everything already, He’d watch Fox.? The other one is National Palestinian Radio because they ain’t gonna be happy unless an agent of Satan is elected president.

This is the dream that every single employee of NPR
has - to see Satan personally elected as President
of the United States.? Until they can make that dream
a reality, then Hillary will have to do.

I hope that if you wind up at one of the debates that’s gonna be happening over the next year or so that if you get to ask one question of the candidates then ask then this - Are you an agent of Satan.

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

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Heavenly Father

We beesech you to remove from us the stain left behind by the piece of human excrement that is Rick Warren.

How long, Lord, must your faithful flock put up with his demonic and Satanic need to destroy all that is holy and sacred in this world.? He is as the serpent, beguiling and persuasive, pleasing to the eye,? with a honeyed tounge that drips with lies and falsehood. ?He claims to love You and Your Son, Jesus Christ?even as?he pour salt on the slugs of those Christians too weak, stupid and foolish to discern between the word of Rick Warren and The Word of God.

And now, oh Lord, he has invited an evil lesbian, homo-loving?Wiccan high priestess into his so-called “church” to spread the word of Satan in sacred space that ought to be Your dominion alone.? Inviting Hillary Clinton into a church is the same thing as inviting an atheist?vegan into a pig roast - they don’t belong there and won’t keep their dumb mouths shut about how horrible they think pork-lovers are.? And while few people will listen, some will and begin to infect other honest, pork-eating men and women until at the next pork roast all the pork will be replaced by toe-food.

We humbly ask You to physically pluck the heart from any and all who attend Rick Warren’s foul and sinful Global Summit on AIDS.? You sent AIDS to punish mankind for its wickedness.? And You gave us the solution.? It doesn’t involve condoms.? It doesn’t involve drugs.? It involve the simplest solution that Rick Warren’s ego and money driven ministry refuses to consider - To stop being gay and to stop having sex outside of wedlock and for non-procreative purposes.

The reward for following Your plan is life and ever-lasting life after we die.

The penalty for disobedience of Your word is death and Hell.

Send Rick Warren to the Hell he so richly deserves and fill his Hell, not with delicious pork but with toe-food.

Amen

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

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Dear Friends

Sorry for not writing some time. I was investigation the American porn industry in my own, working undercover. A long article about that is coming out soon. I am confident that together we can make porn history in America.

I just recently was online with my msn account and this is one chat transcript:

namechanged@hotmail.com: Hey Shelley :)
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: Hello!
namechanged@hotmail.com: why do you hate queers?
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: Because they are filthy and God hates them, too!
namechanged@hotmail.com: Jesus was gay :)
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: What??? How dare you? He was certainly not gay!
namechanged@hotmail.com: He liked to suck dick for sure.
ShelleyTheRepublican@hotmail.com: Oh Lord. I will pray for you, you’ll need it!
namechanged@hotmail.com: I am sending you some pictures to prove it to you!

And here are the pictures. Please don’t let your children see them. They are sick. Liberal “photoshoppers” have modified these images to make it look like Jesus was actually a queer.

If this is not shocking to you then I don’t know what will ever shock you.
We need to get aggressive. We can not allow liberal atheists to insult the Lord like this.

I demand that the authorities are starting to investigate and arrest these perpetrators!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

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Satan found a way to replace every single Bible in every single hotel and motel room in America with a sex kit!?? We are living in the End Times, folks, so get your Rapture shoes ready!

God is Love!
BBN

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Friends,

One of the very first predictions that ShelleyTheRepublican made was that we would win the Intelligent Design argument: Not only would we win but the big idea of Intelligent Design might turn out to be a revolutionary idea that changes the way we look at the whole of science.

That is why we are proud to announce the publication of what we believe will be an important reference text for home-schoolers and kids who want to learn about God’s creation. This is the very first in a series of school books which have been paid for by ShelleyTheRepublican from the money you, dear readers, have generously donated.

Like my close friend Mike Gene, I’ve long argued that creation happened for a purpose: Complex animals like Cats and Zebras did not just arrive for the heck of it ? they have been put here deliberately by God. The leading blogger from Bill Dembski’s site Overwhelming Evidenc, Quntilis argues that as with life, many structures found in nature are irreducibly complex. I’d like to see the geologists argue their way out of that!

But what of the rocks beneath our feet? If you ask a geologist he will tell you that it’s all the result of blind physical processes following the natural laws of the universe. He’d tell you that the Earth is billions of years old and that God had nothing at all to do with it. This preposterous theory has held sway for the last two hundred years ? but recently a rival theory is threatening to change the whole of Geology: Intelligent Design.

Evolutionists believe that everything in the world is random, purposeless and pointless. If what evolutionists believe is true then we might expect this preposterous vision to be an every-day occurrence; Interestingly enough this great fish was most likely “beached” in the desert by the receding waters of the great flood.

Think about it ? if the animals and plants of the world are intelligently designed then God must have thought about where he put them: For example he did not put whales in the desert or tigers in the Arctic. Instead he designed a perfect environment for every creature under the sun. It’s obvious then that the environment, which is essential to every living thing must also have been designed.

Download The audio

Please listen to this important episode of Crosstalk for more information about the important science of Creationism, this episode features a review of the new STR.com sponsored textbook for home-schoolers, Geology By Design.

Now why don’t you hear simple logic like that in Geology text-books? The answer is because they are written by biblically ignorant Godless men who are locked into an anti-Jesus agenda. The whole of modern Geology needs to be rejected in order to bring in a new science based on Biblically accurate principles.

The Holy Bible refers to over forty different minerals, rocks, metals or alloys. That’s proof that God doesn’t just care about animals and people - he loves rocks and minerals as well. Together we can learn about all the minerals that God created approximately six thousand years ago in the book we call Genesis.

Together we can bring Jesus back into the science of Geology where he truly belongs.

Jimmy Goddard

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I hear a lot of trash-talking Pat Robertson these days; Some say he’s wrong to have endorsed Republican Presidential candidate Rudi Giuliani. I cannot see the sense behind Pat’s decision to give his backing to a Catholic baby-killer, but there’s always been a lot about Pat that folks find hard to understand.

I’m sure that talking to God so often changes your perspective, so perhaps God has a plan for Rudi and Pat is part of it? I think only a fool would dismiss Pat - time and time again he’s proved that he really does speak for Jesus: I remember not so long ago, my father and I were invited onto the 700 club; We were there to represent Missouri home-schoolers, and I was going to sing a song I’d written about Jesus. A few hours before we were set to go on the lady who organized all the guests came into the “green room” and told us that Pat wanted to meet all of the show’s guests in a prayer-circle. This was perhaps the most exciting moment of my life: Pat Robertson was like a second father to me.

So Dad and I were escorted by a pretty lady into Pat’s make-up room which he shared with Ben Kinchlow, and he had all of the kids who were going to be in the the choral-concert sit down around him so we were looking up at him. He stared at us for what seemed like an eternity, and then he spoke:

“Today the Lord showed me a special sign concerning the spirit of the age!”

“Yes Jesus!” we all shouted!

Then Pat said, “I went out to my garage this morning and a snake was curled up right next to the passenger side door of my car. So I got a baseball-bat and killed it. Then I go outside to throw its body into the woods and there’s another snake sitting on the path!” - I remember, we all sighed with fear, wondering what the world might have been like if that serpent had struck Pat.

He spoke reassuringly: “Well, folks, you need to know that I’ve lived in that house ten years and never seen a snake before! I knew the Lord was trying to tell me something!”

Pat laughed that laugh he laughs when you just know Jesus has said something real funny to him, we all just watched in wonder at this Holy man. Then Pat said, “Would you believe it but everywhere I turned there were more and more snakes! They were coming for me, and all I could do was lash out at them with my bat before they sank their deadly venomous fangs into my heart. My arms got tired smiting them!”

As we looked into Pats stern eyes we could just imagine the fear he must have faced, fighting all of those evil snakes.

“Finally God spoke to my heart and said, ‘Pat no matter how many serpents you smite I’ll send more so trust in me, Pat, not in your own strength!’ Then I fell down and wept before the Lord and when I looked up all the snakes were gone even the bodies of the hundreds I had killed!”

“You want to know what (long goofy chuckle) the serpents signify?” asked Pat.

I put my hand up, just desperate to respond to Pat’s question. Jesus had told me the answer:

“The homosexuals?” I shouted.

“That’s right young man - each of those snakes represents not just the homosexuals but the sins of mankind that God has sent me to smite. The snakes are the sins contaminating the Body of Christ! The Secular World’s not our only problem boys and girls it’s our own sin that’s grieving the Lord’s heart and delaying His return!”

We were all just amazed to hear Pat’s sobering ministry, but the best was saved for last:

“Jesus has been talking to me”, he said “and there are some of you in this room for whom he as a special word” - and he began pointing to some of the kids and adults in the room: “Clear a way, line up and let me whisper what Jesus has to say into your ear”. And that’s exactly what he did. For the next half an hour we all lined up and Pat whispered into each of our ears a some precious Jesus.

When it was my turn pat asked me if I was a Christ Warrior? I said yes - he then proceeded to prophesy to me how one day Jesus would come back to smite the homosexuals and sodomites. At the time I remember thinking that some of what Jesus told Pat would happen sounded far-fetched, but now that I look back at the Katrina floods and the terrible fires in San Diego, I’m pretty sure that everything that Pat said is coming true. Perhaps God was speaking through him.

When we had all received Jesus’s word Pat stood up from his makeup chair and gently pushed aside the two ladies who were fussing over him. All of a sudden the power of the holy spirit filled him and he began speaking in tongues. It was simply electrifying and soon the holy spirit had seized us all and we were all speaking God’s language out loud in that studio with only minutes to go before an important broadcast.

I know it’s fashionable amongst Godless types to mock Pat Robertson, but I think this story proves that Pat really is a wise and God fearing man who is prepared to do what he needs to do in order to prepare America for Christ’s second coming. Let’s pay pat a little more respect from now on?

Jimmy Goddard

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