Archive for November, 2007
Briefly Patriotic - God’s Warning Unheeded

I guess the lessons of 9/11 went unlearned by the American public.? God allowed towelheaded terrorists to fly planes into the World Trade Center as a warning to cut out all the wickedness and rather than heed His warning y?all kept having sex.? The Center for Disease Control and Prevention, an agency we wouldn?t need if we lived by God?s laws, released figures showing the US had a record number of sexually transmitted diseases such as?well, I ain?t gonna sully my lips and dishonor God by naming them.? There ain?t no need for none of this.? This is just one of the reasons God said sex is for pro-creation only.? Jesus never got no STD and we should get one neither.
Briefly Patriotic - God?s Warning Unheeded
31 commentsBill Richardson’s License To Kill
When was the last time a Republican advocated the almost certain death of the American people?? Don’t the preamble of the Constitution put it right up front - LIFE, liberty and? the pursuit of happiness (within the framework of morality laid out by the Creator)?? See, Republicans wanna protect that.? Republicans want to protect America, Americans and all the things they work so hard to get.? They are pro-life not anti-life.
It weren’t Republicans that put an agent of Osama bin Laden in Congress.? It ain’t Republicans that wanna elect one President of the United States!? It ain’t Republicans that wanna open the borders to every single undesirable person regardless of race, creed or color to come in here and start murdering Americans.? And it most certianly ain’t Republicans,?once the murders get in here,?that wanna give driver’s licenses to ‘em.

?Salga de mi manera! ?Tengo un poco de coca?na a vender a un ni?o peque?o!
That’s Bill Richardson.? And he’s a Dumbo-crat.
Dumbo-crats, like a certian former president, think that if you don’t get caught then you deserve all the benefits of the crime you committed.? Did you sneak across the Mexican border to sell drugs to our school children?? Well, then, you prolly got yourself a pretty nice car with the profits so here’s a driver’s license for you!? Did the useless Canadian government forget to check your passport when you arrived from Iran which allowed you to sneak across the Canadian border with a suitcase full of shoe bombs?? Well, you’re gonna need a driver’s license to get on a plane to use them shoe bombs, right?? One driver’s license coming up!
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Would Richardson give Osama bin Laden a driver’s license?
Looks like he already did!
Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday did his best to show Richardson how absolutely lib-tarded he was but that’s like trying to tell Hellery that she’s not that pretty.? She ain’t gonna believe you even when you hold a mirror up to her face and it shatters.? No matter how many times Mr. Wallace pointed out that the 9/11 hijackers used driver’s licenses to get on the planes, Richardson just couldn’t see it.? And what’s worse, he kept saying that it made the public safer.? So, a bunch of towelheads programmed by Osama bin Laden and Saddamn Hussein use driver’s licenses to kill 3000 Americans and that’s Bill Richardson’s definition of safe?
Y’all are gonna forgive me if I disgree strongly with that.
I ain’t a vengeful or hateful person, so instead I’m just gonna say that I hope Bill “OBL” Richardson looks both ways before he crosses the street.
God is Love!
BBN
www.neck08.info
Smoking Out Terrorists - Think Outside The Carton
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I gotta listen and watch a lotta crap throughout the day before I can turn on Crosstalk and know that I’ll hear the plain straight-out truth without no agenda.? I just can’t say enough good things about the dedication of Vic, Jim and Ingrid (although I gotta admit that she could stand to grow her hair out so she’d look a little prettier and I ain’t too sure about the blazers, either).? It’s one of the few shows that I can listen to without?put the BS detector on high or even have to put it on at all!??As much as I could listen to VCY America all day and all night (and sometimes after a extra-hard day of confronting sin we do leave it on all night so that God’s Word protects us in our sleep) we couldn’t make people aware of the evil in the world without the horrible and terrible duty of witnessing it ourselves.
My daddy used to tell me, “Billy Bob, there’s a little kernel of truth in everyone except for homos and liberals.? They’re always deceitful and you ain’t never oughta listen to ‘em”.? And throughout my forty five years granted to me by God and by a mother that didn’t kill me before I became a post-born I tried to do just that - look for the truth in everyone.? Sometimes it’s almost impossible to find but when I despair of it I ask Jesus for guidance and He comes through for me like He always do.

Although a lie-beral isn’t always a homo, a homo is always a lie-beral
and both of them need deception like you and I need air.
That’s what happened one day when I wound up pulling the short straw and having to listen to the fake Christian Rick Warren talk about what a great guy he was and water down the Word of God until you could dang near hear Satan laughing and sharpening the pointy end of his pitchfork.? But something he said caught my ear.? He said something about how sometimes you gotta “think outside the box”.? I never heard that phrase before and he used it in the context of the best way to convince folks to that he was actually Jesus and not to bring their Bibles to church no more.
I started talking to Mrs. Goodman and Sam about it and at first they was pretty skeptical about it.? As was talking, we started getting a whole me of emails from folks asking when we was gonna endorse Ron Paul.? We spent about twenty minutes trying to figure out convince these otherwise, good and well-intentioned Christian that Ron Paul betrays the Republican party every times he opens his mouth.? He’s pretty much the Joe Lieberman of the dumbo-crats and his followers (the Ronettes) follow him blindly stupidly repeating everything he says no matter how stupid it is.? We was getting pretty frustrated when I piped up, “Why don’t we all try this ‘thinking outside the box’ stuff.? So we did.

Are Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinch really the same person?? There
are some who claim that they are the product of a twisted lie-beral
mind attempting to subvert the US by putting for the dumbest candidates
possible up for election.? We offer a reward leading the to the “outing” of
the actor who plays them.
People who read this site know that stopping the murder of pre-borns is the key to keeping America strong.? Part of the homo/lie-beral agenda is reducing the population of America to zero so that al Qaeda ain’t gonna have no resistance when they try to invade our shores.? They wanna make so that America is a ghost town.? Too many folks this Ron Paul is pro-life and his deceitful campaign twisted his voting record to claim that he is.? So how was we gonna “think outside the box”?? We figured we had to come up with a new definition of pro-life that he didn’t fit!? Ron Paul don’t support a constitutional amendment that against abortion - so he ain’t pro-life!
We felt pretty good about it but then Jimmy put up his hand and said he felt kinda odd using the same tactics as Rick Warren and didn’t that kinda blunt the doctrinal purity of our ministry?? It was quite the conundrum!? Y’all can guess what we did next - we thunk outside the box and decided to call “thinking outside the box” “thinking outisde the carton” instead.

“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet”?? Not likely.? What you
call things matters a whole lot.? And if you don’t believe me then try giving
your wife a dozen “chopped up puppies” instead of roses and see how well
that goes over.
The FBI must’ve gone through the same kinda process that we at STR went through because they came up with a “thinking outside the carton” plan to catch terrorists that makes us look like chumps!
We all know that for towelheads, a day without a bland piece of cardboard bread dipped in some sauce made out of sand is like a day without blowing something up.? Give ‘em some good food like a ham sandwich on white bread with a couple of slices of American cheese and mustard and they run crying to the United Nations screaming about the Great Satan of the US.? That fact slips by a lot of folks but the FBI is smart so from that information they come up with a foolproof way to root out terrorists who snuck into the country while the previous president (I ain’t saying his name) was busy committing adultery and sodomy with a chubby Jewess.
Follow the food and you found the terrorists!

Do you see a fork, knife or spoon in this picture?? You do not.
Towelhead food is meant to be eaten without proper Christian
utensils as if you were an animal.? This is one of the reasons
towelheads are so violent - they eat like animals.
They started a test drive of this by tracking the sales of towelhead food like pita, hummus, falfel and tini in the America-haters capital of the world - San Fagcisco.? Good, decent, Christ-loving Americans have no use for foods like these.? I already talked about the dangers of terrorist food sold in the United States.? There just ain’t no good reason for it.? When all is said and done 100% of the profits go right into Osama bin Laden’s pockets.? It don’t matter?whether you’re selling it or eating - you’re supporting terror.
Because the FBI is a spy organization they’re gonna deny they done it and we ain’t gonna know how successful they are.? But it oughta be pretty clear to even the most drug-addled retard lie-beral (and I’m looking at you Wraith and link) that this plan ain’t got no other choice but to clean out all the terrorist from the US.? And that’s the power of thinking outside the carton.

Even this Hellery supporter realizes the wisdom
of the FBI plan.
I hope the INS will start tracking taco sales!
God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com
Bush - “Freedom’s Happening in Iraq”
Friends, there’s been some terrible naysaying defeatists trying to spin America’s great successes overseas. As the US of A spreads freedom non-stop among the ignorant and unwashed Muslim lands of the middle east, lefty windbags keep trying to spin the God-blessed war for Democracy in Iraq as a “quagmire” and - that’s their excuse for wanting America to lose the war on Terrorism, but just read our President’s sensible words:
Bush: “I don?t ? you know quagmire is an interesting word. If you lived in Iraq and had lived under a tyranny, you?d be saying: God, I love freedom, because that?s what?s happened. And there are killers and radicals and murderers who kill the innocent to stop the advance of freedom. But freedom?s happening in Iraq. And we?re making progress.”
It breaks my heart seeing President Bush having to explain over and over to an obviously biased and hostile lie-beral media how much America is doing to help the dirty Muslims and the whole of the middle east. Whether it’s helping provide safer driving conditions with armed roadblocks, passing out bibles, building churches, giving free homeschooling classes or providing education about abstinence-based birth control, President Bush is single-handedly bringing the uncultured Mozlem world out of the dark ages.
The Leader explains it more fully right here in this article. The video is plain as plain, no fooling around, he says it the way he sees it. If only for that reason, on top of all the others, President Bush has earned our support and complete and total loyalty. As President Bush points out, every Iraqilander is saying one thing: “God, I love freedom”.
Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast III
42 commentsSunday Prayer
Heavenly Father
Grant us the wisdom to cast the scales from our eyes and allow us to see things as they are
Too often we go through life looking at the world through the glasses of habit, unaware that our eyes have weakened and to see the world as You created it our prescription needs to updated
We look at the eye chart of Your grace and the little E thing that we once readily knew pointed up towards Heaven now looks blurry and unclear
Sometimes an astigmatism of Satan warps our vision of Your perfect love or a cataract of wickedness films over our eyes making it hard to see You
Sinful sodomites throw their wicked feces at our faces trying to give us spiritual pink eye and we find that after waking the puss all but cements our eyes shut to Your glory
Oh, Lord, we beg You? to always keep the boric acid of Your love next to?the saline solution of Your Son Jesus Christ in the medicine cabinet of our faith
We long to gaze with devotion at the crisp, well-defined features of Your face and to make out every strand of hair on Your flowing silver beard and the ruddy complexion of Jesus
Help us to see You, Lord, every single day of our lives
Do not let us stray down the path towards wickedness, sodomy, pedophilia and Satan worship that Pat Robertson, Paul Weyrich and Bob Jones seem to be headed towards
Amen
God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com
Saturday Morning Cartoon
Howdy,
A friend of mine in the Promise Keepers forwarded this wonderful cartoon that’s just perfect to teach kids why islamo-fascism must be stopped at any cost. My kids got so inspired that they went through the neighborhood and raised $200 to help a soldier buy armor for his Humvee. They even asked if they could send our humvee over to Iraq, but I told ‘em it’d be overkill.
My kids are the best kids in God’s creation!
God is Love!
BBN
http://www.billybobneck.com/
Does Pat Really Hear God?
People who listen to the Hour of Bein’ Good know that I’m not a critical man but when someone like Pat Robertson claims that God speaks with him and yet remains unaware of the fact that God will make me President on 1/20/09…well, I just don’t know what to say!?? And when he backs a cross-dressing, homo-loving baby killer like Giuliani…all I can say is that the End Times must be coming soon.
God is Love!
BBN
Ben Nowakowski - Pole Position Is Number One!
Q:? How many pollacks does it take to defend America from radical students that would only go on to destroy it by giving aid and comfort to the enemy?A:? One!? And his name is Ben Nowakowski.
Some say that the south side of Chicago is the baddest part of town but they ain’t never been to Berwyn and that’s to the west.? Judging by the America-hating students of Morton West High School you might as well be sitting in a cave with Osama bin Laden.?
On November 6th a junior al Qaeda cell staged a pro-terrorist “protest” in the halls of a government school disrupting classes and bringing what little education happens there to almost nothing.? Now, in Cambridge, MA and Bezerkly, CA that’s a typical day.
| 10am |
School starts for those who wish to participate |
| 10:05am |
Islam:? The Only Peaceful Religion |
| 11:00am |
Lunch/Protest |
| 12:00pm |
Communism: A Plan For The Future |
| 1:00pm |
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| 2:00pm |
Video Games |
| 3:00pm |
After School ? Soccer, Homo Club?and Contra Dancing |
A typical class schedule for Cambridge Public Schools
In a regular government school the teachers, principals and the superintendent wouldn’t want to offend students bent on destroying America so they’d just let the “kids be kids” and go back to showing whatever kids was left how use condoms and write haikus.

This haiku “art” project done by a fifth grader at Fidel Castro
Elementry school in Cambridge received a “B” only because
it did not wish death upon President Bush.
But sometimes a true American slips through the hiring process and this time he was a pollack!? Ben Nowakowski cares about education and he had a plan to regain control over the wild west town that’d sprung up in one of his schools.? First, he told the kids that if they’d kindly move their “protest”.? Instead of obeying authority, they linked arms and started chanting what sounded to some like “Allahu Akbar”.? That’s when Superintendent Nowakowski locked down the classes to protect the other students from a possible homicide bomb attempt.

Skinheads and cross-dressing America haters make up
the bulk of junior al Qaeda cell members.
Then he got smart.? He promised the students that if they moved the “protest” they wouldn’t get suspended or kicked out of school and they just get detention for cutting classes.? The students agreed and moved outside.
Then he suspended them! And he’s thinking of kicking them out of school!?

An artist’s rendition of Superintendent Ben Nowakowski
kicking future suspected terrorists out of school
Take that, bin Laden!
Back when America was a moral place to live and there were no mosques, when a?teacher kicked your child out of school then the parent backed it up with a couple of kicks of their own the child walked in the door.? Today, though, with dead pre-borns littering the streets, hardcore pornography on prime-time television and God kicked out of our schools parents would rather spare the rod, call the ACLU and spoil the child.? And even worse, they’re planning on protesting the school themselves!

It’s not clear exactly what kind of protest the parents
of the Osama bin Laden Fan Club would stage.? It might be
anything from standing naked outside the school to a
full scale homicide bombing.
One thing is clear, though - with Ben Nowakowski as the Superintendent, there’s one school in America that ain’t going down without at fight!
No commentsUrgent Prayer Request!
Good evening, fellow Christians,
It becomes readily apparent that Satan’s hoary claws sunk farther into the Presidential primary season than anyone could have predicted.? It is with much regret that we find ourselves heading toward the conclusion (not yet reached) that our Republican party, once a bastion of morality and the only safe haven for Christians, teeters on the brink of complete moral and theological annihilation.? We find ourselves asking a question as coarse as it is disturbing - have the spiritual leaders of our party sold their souls to the Prince of Darkness?
Pat Robertson, whose words and reputation once rang out like those of Moses throughout this great land of ours, has seemingly whored himself to the cross-dressing, homosexual-loving pre-born killer, Rudolph Giuliani.? We can only drop to our knees and ask the Lord why Pat Robertson, whose courage, wisdom and faith in God the Father led him to the unassailable truth that God brought down 9/11 to punish America, would endorse a candidate who worships the anti-Christ Pope.
We ask the Lord why Bob Jones, with whom we trusted the strict moral education of our young people with the goal of re-creating the Christian nation the founding father sets out to build, endorses a candidate that believes Jesus is the half-brother of Satan and that God physically copulated with Mary to bring about His birth.
We ask the Lord why, when He spoke to the nation at Janet Folger’s Values Voter debate, Paul Weyrich turned his back on God and also endorsed a man whose religion believes in six-foot tall moonment that dress as Quakers.
We wonder if Dr. James Dobson will now come out in favor of Ron Paul or even Hillary Rodham Clinton!? At this dark hour of American Christianity, it would not surprise us in the least.?
Our now disgraced leaders?talk to us of pragmatism.? They speak to us of “poll numbers”.? They hold over our heads the specter of Hillary Rodham Clinton seducing interns in the?Oval Office and mandating abortions for all Federal?workers.? Of Barak Obama staining the President’s desk with?fried chicken grease and watermelon rinds and?making Islam the national religion.? While these real, tangible threats hang like sulphur in the air, something else hangs in the air that presents a far danger to America and the world.
That something is God’s Wrath and he will send the non-believers and the deal-makers and the pragmatists to a circle of Hell newly created for them.? Perhaps it will be called the 700th circle of Hell in honor of Pat Robertson.? You can almost hear Satan laughing demonically as he wait patiently to drag another Christian leader into the bowels of Hell.
Every Christian needs to understand with the depth that they understand that Jesus Christ died for our sins so that we may have everlasting life that if you vote for the lesser of two evils you are still voting for evil.
And God will send you to Hell along with the minions of Satan you voted for.
Therefore - We ask all Christians to pray for the souls of Pat Robertson, Bob Jones and Paul Weyrich and pray that they renounce Satan and return to God.? Our 501C3 status does not allow us to endorse specific candidates but God has already revealed His choice.
Praise be His name!
Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican
Discussion: Abortion is murder
Two or three times a week I get an email from a wise-ass who writes something along these lines:
“If you think abortion is murder, then how come you do not ask for the death penalty for those who carry it out?”
The answer is simple - because that penalty is not severe enough. Abortion is most certainly a form of murder, but let me put it to you this way. Supposing a criminal paid another criminal to perform a “hit” - that is to say in the criminal parlance a “contract killing”. Surely both the person who pulled the trigger and the person who financed the crime are equally culpable? And what if it was not an individual but an entire corrupt organization that did the killing? Surely everybody who profited from that death would be just as guilty of murder? I’m sure you can see where I am heading.

We at STR advice those who picket outside abortion clinics to take details of the names and vehicle registrations of everybody who enters the building. Sooner or later we may be able to give them God’s justice for murdering pre-borns. We are lobbying that this law should be made retro-active so that anybody who has comitted an abortion-murder in the past may face murder charges.
America needs a common-sense Christian answer to the abortion problem. It’s clear that Roe vs Wade was a faulty decision that sparked off the worst holocaust the world has ever seen, and that is why we need a strong penalty against this most hideous of crimes. Unfortunately, most of the perpetrators of abortion-murder are not even arrested for their crimes. Surely we need biblical justice where the penalty for taking a life is loosing your own life. What could be simpler than that?

Plan B - henceforth I shall refer to this as “The Murder Pill” - the pentalty for selling and taking this death-drug should be death. We could shut down this evil death industry in no time at all.
I propose that since abortion is a form of murder, everybody involved including the doctor, the doctor’s management and the mother who has paid for the hit-job on her pre-born be given the death-sentence: preferably by being torn apart by a giant suction hose just like they do to the pre-borns in abortuaries.

Jesus sheds a tear every time an abortion-doctor kills a pre-born. Why wont you do something - JESUS IS CRYING!
I just know that is what God wants us to do.
Jimmy
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