Briefly Patriotic - Michael Guest
Good news!? There?s one less homo in the government!? Amb-ass-ador Michael Guest must?ve thought he was real hot stuff when he marched up to Condaleeza Rice and demanded that his butt sex partner get the same health benefits as if he were a she and their relationship wasn?t a sin against God.? If he?d have had any kinda brains, he woulda known that he had about as much chance as getting what he wanted as Condi has of being a lesbian.? It oughta be pretty clear that the US don?t support homo marriage and when he found out that he wasn?t gonna get no exception he stamped his little wingtip shoes, threw back his $400 haircut and upped and quit.? Just quit.? And those are the kinds of soldiers you want on the front lines of the War on Terror?? I don?t think so.
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Well frankly I thought Conoleeza Rice was a lezbo. I figured that George W. Bush being the smart fellow he is figured he would give her a big job in his administration and kill three birds with one stone you know. I mean she is colored and a dame and a lezbo and that gets all the p.c. weenie affirmative actiion lie-berals off his back for a while. Of course he dont have to listen to anything she says and I dont think he has. Our president aint no dummy no matter what anybody thinks. I dont know who this other homo you are talking about is but it’s a good thing he is gone if he is playing hide the salami with other homos and still trying to defend this great country. They should have made him Amb-ASS-ador to San Francisco. Praise Jesus!
Sedgewick Hunsaker
True Christian
Proud Republican
“Amb-ass-ador”
You really must spend a lot of time trying to come up with these; they’re just so witty. For a ten year old perhaps, but honestly, you prove nothing by making up new words, or pronouncing them differently. Being an ambassador has nothing to do with being gay, which is why he was appointed to the position in the first place.
“…threw back his $400 haircut…”
If the above picture is of the aforementioned former ambassador, I don’t think he has enough hair to throw back in the first place.
“And those are the kinds of soldiers you want on the front lines of the War on Terror?”
They’re already there, but the military suppresses their orientation in the interest of “morale,” which, as you can imagine leads to some fairly low morale among the GLBT community in the military. This, I would think is even worse for the War on Terror.
As a final note, I think America will be on board with alternate marriage sometime in the near future. They’re getting left in the dust of progress, and sooner or later, people are gonna clue into the fact that it’s only fundamentalist regimes that still haven’t gotten on board. I guess that makes y’all pretty much the same as the “terrorists” you’re fighting.
“It oughta be pretty clear that the US don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t support homo marriage….”
Yeah, it’s kinda true, and that’s the problem. The US has *very* slowly been converting to a society that will be more accepting of people who are not afraid to be who they want to be. Billy, there is nothing you can do to stop it.
“Amb-ass-ador”
Hillarious. Very witty… For a 2 year old.
“their relationship wasn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t a sin against God.”
If “God’s Law” is in the Bible, and the Bible doesn’t say something like “Thou shalt not have sexual or romantic encounters with one of the same sex” (which it doesn’t), then Homosexuality is not against God.
“the US don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t support homo marriage”
Not yet anyway.
“threw back his $400 haircut”
The man has no hair to cut.
“the kinds of soldiers you want on the front lines of the War on Terror?”
I don’t want any soldiers “on the frontlines of the War on Terror” Terrorism’s greatest strength is fear, by becoming so fearful that you launch a “war on terror” you are just playing right into Laden’s hands.
“I mean she is colored and a dame and a lezbo and that gets all the p.c. weenie affirmative actiion lie-berals off his back for a while.”
Sedgewank Hunsucker you could have a great career speaking before NAACP and women’s and gay rights organization conventions and meetings. LOL Just tell ‘em what you REALLY think though! LOL
“I mean she is colored and a dame and a lezbo”
*ahem* RACIST *ahem*.
*ahem* nice that you neglected to mention SEXIST and ANTI GAY too mr. link48010. You are as bad as the rest of the sexist bastards here *ahem*
“You are as bad as the rest of the sexist bastards here”
–kirstin, just because he didn’t say sexist does not make him a sexist bastard.
“*ahem* nice that you neglected to mention SEXIST and ANTI GAY too mr. link48010. You are as bad as the rest of the sexist bastards here *ahem*”
You have no right to judge me. I am extremely supportive of Gay rights, I’m all for anti-sexism. I was using racist as a general term. My girlfriend was Bi, so STFU if you don’t know who you are talking too. If you really want to know, click on the link in my name on almost any of my comments. Thank you Raaine for covering my back.
“*ahem* nice that you neglected to mention SEXIST and ANTI GAY too mr. link48010. You are as bad as the rest of the sexist bastards here *ahem*”
-Uh… what the hell? Where did that come from? Link’s *huge* on Gay, Lesbian, Bi,etcetera rights… like… he even has an article on here supporting them… Besides which, as was stated, it seemed Link was using racist in the broader sense; covering the sixteen (or at least that’s the number in Canada) different types of prejudice.
Why so hypersensitive Kirstin?
Sorry I didn’t catch that one earlier gang… haven’t been following the article (between work and x-mas stuffs I’ve been busy as hell)
-Wraith
“*ahem* nice that you neglected to mention SEXIST and ANTI GAY too mr. link48010. You are as bad as the rest of the sexist bastards here *ahem*”
Try clicking on Link’s name, then say that he’s sexist and anti-gay.
“Thank you Raaine for covering my back.”
–no problem, anyone that can take the constant bullshit that comes your way deserves it. and anyone who comments on this site that is in their right state mind, like you, wraith and RA/NZ to name a few, i can label as at least kind of a friend
Appreciate that Raaine. Would be honoured to call you friend.
-Wraith
Really, honestly, Kirstin…do some research before you rip into someone like that.
I mean, calling Link a “sexist bastard” is like calling Shelley a socialist, or Wraith computer - illiterate; it just doesn’t work.
Also, it’s great to see more people taking part in honest, intelligent debate.
“…i can label as at least kind of a friend”
Like Wraith, it would be my pleasure.
“I mean, calling Link a ?¢‚Ǩ?ìsexist bastard?¢‚Ǩ¬ù is like calling Shelley a socialist, or Wraith computer - illiterate; it just doesn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t work.”
Lulz, that’s awesome. I’m rather computer literate myself.
“Also, it?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s great to see more people taking part in honest, intelligent debate.”
Agreed, at least we no longer have to deal with a not so subtle
poster called Lynn Long for those of you who remember him.
Ah, but I do miss Lynn’s nicknames…some of them were actually kind of funny.
“Link da Stink” That one got a giggle out of me. Then it just got old from there.
is that so krisitin? from the looks of it billy bob neck is a perfect example of what a sexist bastard and anti gay is. every stupidass blog of his he’s always downing homosexuals and is so damn obcessed with them it’s not even funny.