Hillary Clinton newsflash! (Number 2)
Sources close to hateful Democrat she-witch Hillary Clinton say that she is planning to make Halloween a bigger holiday than Thanksgiving and to ban Christmas because it is offensive to Muslims!
Keep it with us at STR.com for latest developments in Hillary’s mad world. Oh boy! Imagine what would happen if this menopausal madwoman had her finger on the big red button! Look out!
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Sources close to hateful Republican bible-jockey Sam Johnston say that he likes to keep a group of captive eight graders tied up in his basement to help him write rumours about Hillary Clinton!
Keep it with us at the Peanut Gallery for latest outrageous myth debunking.
-Wraith
Well, Hitlery does love to ride around on her broom.
Sources other than Wraith really don’t care about his usually far too long and stupid rants.
“Sources other than Wraith really don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t care about his usually far too long and stupid rants.”
…Because they’re too busy shoving their heads up their asses to isolate themselves from fact.
“Oh boy! Imagine what would happen if this menopausal madwoman had her finger on the big red button! Look out!”
In the article on world leaders, Shelley’s solution to world problems basically involved nuking everything on the surface of the Earth.
So…
Is it just me, or are recent STR articles sounding more desperate?
“Sources other than Wraith really don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t care about his usually far too long and stupid rants.”
I OBJECT!!!
“Sources other than Wraith really don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t care about his usually far too long and stupid rants.”
-I heard if you tap your heels together three times while saying that the good witch will bring you back to reality.
Left, Rook, thank ya for the assist guys, it’s appreciated ^^
-Wraith
Do you guys all hang out at the same bath house or something? You’re like a bunch of hiveminders. You all say exactly the same thing and then congratulate each other and slap each other on the ass for it.
It’s really sad. But if it helps you feel important, go ahead. Just, wow.
I can envision Shillary getting a hot flash and punching the red button, giving the rest of the world an incredible hot flash. Of course I’ll be whisked away to Heaven before the bombs hit the ground.
Secularists, if you value your lives, keep this shrieking harpy away from the nuclear football! Or your goose and everything else will be cooked!
Naw Richard, it’s called ‘having friends’… if you mature a bit conversationally, and clean up your act, who knows? Maybe some some day even *you* will know what it’s like.
You know I’ve always pictured Bush putting his feet up on the desk of the Oval Office and accidentally hitting the big red button. That or; ‘Hey? What’s this here button do?’, but of course that’s assuming Cheney doesn’t think it’s a pheasant and press it.
-Wraith
I knew that Hilary woman was no good from the beginning. Look who she chose as a husband? The biggest fornicator in the 20th century that is who. The man who had the nerve to have his organ suckled in the White House by Monica Lewcinsky. I hadnt heard about that Halloween and Christmas stuff but it figures. She will probably try to ban eating meat too. Anyway I am from the old school that believes womans place is in the home and not in the workplace and specially not in politics. Leave the mens work to us men if you dont mind. Even my sweetheart Ann Coulter knows her place and dont try to run for office altough she would be a heck of a lot better than Hilary. Thank you Jesus for giving us Mike Huckabee because now Hilary has got as much chance becoming president as I do and that is a good thing. Praise Jesus!
“Sources close to hateful Democrat she-witch Hillary Clinton say that she is planning to make Halloween a bigger holiday than Thanksgiving and to ban Christmas because it is offensive to Muslims!”
Hmm, sound like an “STR quickfact” to me. Not even worth listening to.
“Hitlery”
So, how long did you spend thinking that one up?
“Sources other than Wraith really don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t care about his usually far too long and stupid rants.”
Sources other than Richard 23 think that he is a snivelling little weasel that doesn’t have enough brains to fill an egg cup.
“Do you guys all hang out at the same bath house or something?”
No, the same website.
“You all say exactly the same thing and then congratulate each other and slap each other on the ass for it.”
At this point you look at every single article on STR (”So-and-so is against god”, “such-and-such is going to hell”, ect.)
“It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s really sad. But if it helps you feel important, go ahead. Just, wow.”
That is the exact same thing that we’ve been telling STR, ironic isn’t it?
“So, how long did you spend thinking that one up?”
-Probably consulted the poor eighth graders tied up in Sam’s basement…
-Wraith
?¢‚Ǩ?ìSources other than Wraith really don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t care about his usually far too long and stupid rants.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
–even though his rants make more sense, and are sometimes SHORTER than STR’s blogs?
?¢‚Ǩ?ìDo you guys all hang out at the same bath house or something??¢‚Ǩ¬ù
–such things still exist, that must be STR’s meeting room
“Probably consulted the poor eighth graders tied up in Sam?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s basement?¢‚Ǩ¬¶”
–wraith is providing more comedy in his jokes than STR is making in how low their intelligence is.
?¢‚Ǩ?ìSources close to hateful Democrat she-witch Hillary Clinton say that she is planning to make Halloween a bigger holiday than Thanksgiving and to ban Christmas because it is offensive to Muslims!?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
–maybe she is going to try to get you guys to come out of the closet, she just might succeed!
?¢‚Ǩ?ìSources other than Wraith really don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t care about his usually far too long and stupid rants.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
I’m pretty sure that when your entire post is about four lines long, and your literacy rate is about third grade, a decent reply does seem really long…but come on, people write entire books about stuff like that. You do know what a book is, right?
“You?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re like a bunch of hiveminders. You all say exactly the same thing and then congratulate each other and slap each other on the ass for it.”
*We’re* a bunch of hive-minders? Who the hell do you think you are?! You little sheep just go along with everything Shelly or BBN say! Honestly, that was about the dumbest thing I’ve ever read. And we congratulate each other because we like to encourage our friends. Also see Wraith’s comment above (#7).
“Do you guys all hang out at the same bath house or something?”
Some of the greatest minds of early Greek philosophy had some of their greatest conversations in bath houses. And lets face facts, everyone from the Pope to the professors at Moody Bible Institute would probably agree that most of the Evangelical church’s foundations are based on Plato’s ideas.
In other words, yes, you guys all do hang out at the same bath house. Thanks for at least answering the question.
Richard, here’s a little lesson in logic, as per Socrates:
1. If I, and the others here in the Peanut gallery at STR are early Greek philosophers, (herein defined as “we”) we hang out in the same bath house.
2. If we are living today, and not in the heyday of ancient Greece, we are not early Greek philosophers.
3. We are living today.
*Therefore*
4. We are not early Greek philosophers.
5. We do not hang out in the same bath houses.
Case closed. You can crawl back in your hole now.
Case opened again ThatDude. You’re going to hell.
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
“-Probably consulted the poor eighth graders tied up in Sam?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s basement?¢‚Ǩ¬¶”
lolgasm
“Case opened again ThatDude. You?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re going to hell.
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.”
Your “arguement”, if you can even call it that, is invalid, case closed and locked.
Sam, Sam, Sam…. We are not the ones who create false facts in here and thereby lying….You are….
So Sam… We are not the ones who are going to Hell…You are…
/True Christian
What crazy logic is this True Christian? Those working for jesus go to hell and those working for the devil go to heaven?
I don’t think so! Have you read your bible recently? sinners burn!
I surely know my Bible well enough to know that liers are not working for Jesus… So no need to question my logic :o)
/True Christian
Well, ya know, you all here at STR are surely part of the Evangelical church, which, because of it’s beginnings a little over 200 years ago, has yet to be named an actual religion. In fact, it’s still technically classified as a cult.
Therefore, repent! Turn back from your evil separatist ways, and return to the Holy Mother. Through penance and hard work, God almighty will forgive your sins, and welcome you back from the dead.
(I was talking about the Catholic church there. We Anglicans don’t really want you.)
Go peanut Gallary!
God this is hilarious!
“Have you read your bible recently? sinners burn!”
Enjoy your trip.
“Richard, here?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s a little lesson in logic, as per Socrates”
-Well written and refreshing to see… I miss the philosophy aspect of my law class.
-Wraith
Yeah, I just finished a paper on the evolution of thought from Socrates to Aristotle, and the influence of Platonic thought on western economic development. And then I had to do four pages of logic problems. It was just a natural continuation for me ;)
I’m jealous though Wraith: I wish I had room in my classes for law.
“Sources close to hateful Democrat she-witch Hillary Clinton say that she is planning to make Halloween a bigger holiday than Thanksgiving and to ban Christmas because it is offensive to Muslims!”
Proof that the soon to win candidate is pro Muslim please?
I also am beginning to think that STR is beginning to run out of material and ideas if this is the extend of their articles, it’s all of like 4 sentences. My *Republican and Christian* English teacher would have a hissy fit if I turned this in as a “paragraph” much less an article for a site.
She’d likely agree with the content though. Substance over style.
Here’s a good photo of Hellary on her broom from RightWingSparkle.
“She?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d likely agree with the content though. Substance over style.”
Despite the fact that she doesn’t support Hillary Clinton, an intellectual like her would most likely find this article for with it is, fake. There is a *huge* difference between not supporting, and unjustified hating.
“Here?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s a good photo of Hellary on her broom from RightWingSparkle.”
So now your so out of material your trying to use a charcature to prove somebody wrong. Wow and I thought you could sink no lower.
Don’t you love it how these liberals are complete lacking a sense of humor? In particular one liberal who I won’t mention since he thinks I’m picking on him. LOL
“Don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t you love it how these liberals are complete lacking a sense of humor? In particular one liberal who I won?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t mention since he thinks I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m picking on him. LOL”
If I’m a liberal, then your a commie. Oh wait, that doesn’t work because you are. Hmm, If I’m a liberal, then the world is flat. I’m an individualist, not a liberal.
“Don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t you love it how these liberals are complete lacking a sense of humor?”
Kristin you just figure that out now? The only time you hear them cackling like old hens is when they are ridiculing someone who doesn’t follow the p.c. party line!
In all fairness Kristin, your comments seem always directly follow Link’s *and* allude to what he was just talking about… Actions speak louder than words, prove that you’re not after Link and maybe the suspicion will die down a little. If it was only one person who noticed you seem to be post-hounding Link then you’d have a case, but it seems the entire Peanut Gallery has noticed your less than inconspicuous posting.
Is it coincidence? Only you really know for sure, so step up and be true to your word, or prove your comments irrelevant.
-Wraith
“Don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t you love it how these liberals are complete lacking a sense of humor? In particular one liberal who I won?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t mention since he thinks I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m picking on him. LOL”
Oh yes, I’m going to be cracking jokes on a political and religious site like this. Your a idiot. me cracking a joke here would like me being in the Pyramides and saying, “hmm nice shade of brown”.
?¢‚Ǩ?ìDon?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t you love it how these liberals are complete lacking a sense of humor? In particular one liberal who I won?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t mention since he thinks I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m picking on him. LOL?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
“Oh yes, I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m going to be cracking jokes on a political and religious site like this. Your a idiot. me cracking a joke here would like me being in the Pyramides and saying, ?¢‚Ǩ?ìhmm nice shade of brown?¢‚Ǩ¬ù.”
LOL I rest my case!
…funny looks like I’m not far off from resting my case either…
-Wraith
“?¢‚Ǩ¬¶funny looks like I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m not far off from resting my case either?¢‚Ǩ¬¶”
–haha, high-fives all around for the peanut gallery
Yeah that was hilarious raine…not! Is that’s an example of liberal humor…uh I think I’ll take The Three Stooges!
“Yeah that was hilarious raine?¢‚Ǩ¬¶not!”
Was that an example of republican humor? Thanks, I forgot why I stopped watching Colbart Report.
Hey why don’t Link and Wraith and Rainey get together and lick each others butts in private. Billy Bob my main mad why dont you come in and start taking names and kicking ass! These dudes are boring the shit out of us. You da man BB!
“Hey why don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t Link and Wraith and Rainey get together and lick each others butts in private.”
Hey, why don’t you go fuck yourself?
You first, libbie. It’s what you’re good at.
hey richard, why dont you shove a rusty, razor-laced dildo up your ass while screwing your dog and sucking off mike huckabee you god-damned fuckstick. may a pox be upon your house and soul.
and seriously, can nobody spell my name right
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, Raaine? My, what an atrocious vulgarian you are.
If yes, do you use your tongue when you kiss her?
“hey richard, why dont you shove a rusty, razor-laced dildo up your ass while screwing your dog and sucking off mike huckabee you god-damned fuckstick. may a pox be upon your house and soul.”
As usual these lefties can dish it out but they can’t take it. Whoever said these liberals are completely lacking a sense of humor is soooooo right. No wonder Ralph Nader is their hero! LOL
“As usual these lefties can dish it out but they can?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t take it. Whoever said these liberals are completely lacking a sense of humor is soooooo right. No wonder Ralph Nader is their hero! LOL”
The way you guys attack liberals for a “lack of humor” is funny, it’s almost like you’ve actually won a debate. Like I said earlier, *why* would I use a sense of humor on this site. Waith does because that’s part of his style, but for me I am more serious than most, if this was a joke sharing site I would use my sense of humor, but till then I’m going to be serious.
“You first, libbie. It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s what you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re good at.”
So by that logic, you still would.
?¢‚Ǩ?ìHey why don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t Link and Wraith and Rainey get together and lick each others butts in private.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
You maybe you young and/or stupid to remember this but, I don’t think so, Link don’t play that. (reference to In Living Color for anyone who has forgotten). Why does everything have to be sexual with you, you sound like an 8th grader who has gotten into your parents dirty books and decided to use the terminology you read but don’t understand as insults.
By the way, I’m going to hell, but I don’t care because Satan is my lord!
The gay jokes are getting *really* old, *really* fast. They’re not funny, like, they’re not close to funny, they’re on par with what my ten year old cousin could come up with. Grow up and argue like men, or at least learn to implore more wit in your insults than; ‘You’re a gay stupid face’.
Looks like the mods are back, how dreadfully sub-par that STR once again has to cheat in order to bring itself on par with us in the Peanut Gallery. I’m gonna throw this out there again though, I am *not* Liberal.
You want ‘childish’ or a failure to keep a sense of humour? Dishing out with the inability to take? You throw around insults, then cry foul when we give up on intellectual debate and stoop to your level (hoping you can actually grasp what we’re saying when we talk real slow and use small words).
You’re all just a bunch of whiney heteros. I know a few more vulgar terms for that, don’t make me stoop to your level and start throwing those around.
Oh, and, beating the mods to the punch, I figure, on the offchance you nut jobs are right, I *will* end up in Hell… and I’ll be happy because it means I’m the hell away from crazy zealots,
-Wraith
It’s been that way since the 60’s. The liberals have always been totally humorless with a “my shit don’t stink!” attitude. Freedom of speech is supported until you you disagree with them. I mean can’t they even read between the lines to figure out what this site is really all about? Personally with rare exception I dont think they have a clue. Let the bashing now begin…again!
And Republicans are so caught up in themselves that they don’t realize without the Liberals around there’d be nobody to debate on the site… Group of self-righteous arrogant zealots.
Besides, if I stop just one nutbar that believes what STR spews forth, then I’m happy.
And so it begins,
-Wraith
“I am *not* Liberal.”
Agreed, STR or STR followers seem to think that everyone who disagrees with them is an “evil Lieberal” or a “dumbo-crat”. I’m not fully sure about Wraith and as such can not say for him, but I’m an individualist. I can be Liberal, Democrat, or Republican depending on the situation. It is usually in that order however.
“Freedom of speech is supported until you you disagree with them.”
Bull, what I’m doing then is using Freedom of speech to retort, or using my freedom to simply not listen.
“Let the bashing now begin?¢‚Ǩ¬¶again!”
This stupid ?¢‚Ǩ?ìlack of humor?¢‚Ǩ¬ù argument you people have been throwing at us the Peanut Gallery is getting almost as old as the attempt at gay jokes, got off that and actually present an on topic point you pin head. And for the last time, most of us are not trying to be funny.
“Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, Raaine? My, what an atrocious vulgarian you are.”
–infact, i do not. i do not kiss my mother at all, and i dont feel like whining about my childhood and my mother to the STR because you just dont get it, and the peanut gallery has better things to read
?¢‚Ǩ?ìDo you kiss your mother with that mouth, Raaine? My, what an atrocious vulgarian you are.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
Is “vulgarian” a word? I don’t really think so…
I think if there’s anyone frenching their mother’s it’s the backwoods STR crew here.
As for all of us being Liberal…well, wrong again. I’m surprised though. Your quick-facts are getting better, or at least closer to the truth. And by that I mean, if you consider yourselves just conservative and not fascist like the rest of us see you, then yes, we probably look like liberals to you. I, personally, am a socialist.
Take that and run you Nazi bastards.
ThatDude is a socialist. He’s obviously a slow learner, seein’ as how socialism has failed everywhere! If you’re a socialist, why don’t you go to Venezuela with all the other anti-American pinkos. Socialism is doomed to failure because it punishes the hard-working and diligent in order to reward the idle.
Lieberal’s love labelling anyone who disagrees with them as Nazis. That’s because they’re so self-absorbed, and so narcissistic that they can’t imagine that any other way of thinking would be valid.
Hillary is the biggest Narcissist of them all. She’ll want to destroy all self-reliant people, simply to satisfy her selfish need for control.
God is on my side.
“He?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s obviously a slow learner, seein?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ as how socialism has failed everywhere! ”
One word: Sweden.
“Socialism is doomed to failure because it punishes the hard-working and diligent in order to reward the idle.”
Corporate executives do essentially nothing, and get paid exceptionally well for it; usually around six figures. Tradespeople often work long hours at back-breaking work, and they are rewarded with close to minimum wages. Welcome to the glory of capitalism.
“Lieberal?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s love labelling anyone who disagrees with them as Nazis. That?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s because they?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re so self-absorbed, and so narcissistic that they can?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t imagine that any other way of thinking would be valid.”
Ummm, no, I actually label people who side with STR as Nazis. Read “The 6th Day Violation : God is white and His People are White!” and you’ll see what I mean. STR is a white supremacy group which believes in violent solutions for almost any action which lands outside their world-view.
“God is on my side.”
To quote Wraith: proof?
“He?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s obviously a slow learner, seeing as how socialism has failed everywhere!”
Another word, People. It is the faults in humans, greed mainly that keeps communism from working. Communism actually looks very good to me on paper. And as the Declaration of Independence says, “All men are created equal.” All communism does is take that further to say “and stay equal”.
“Liberal?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s love labeling anyone who disagrees with them as Nazis. That?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s because they?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re so self-absorbed, and so narcissistic that they can?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t imagine that any other way of thinking would be valid.”
I agree with ThatDude O_o (odd, I didn’t really even say a name there). Let’s examine the evidence shall we, you’ve in the past hatted, prosecuted, attacked, and bashed on (this is going to be long, so hold on you your shirts), African Americans, Native Americans, Jews, Muslims, Mormons, Liberals, Democrats, Japanese, Germans, Canadians, Austrians, Russians, Chinese, Gays, Lesbians, Transvestites, Sci-fi lovers, Activists, GBLT supporters, generaly anyone who doesn’t live in the US and/or many people who are deemed good enough (or unlucky enough depending on who you ask) by your “Godly President” to be Americans Citizens, and who knows who else. *takes a breath* there that ‘about’ covers it. I could go on if I thought a bit more, but I think I have proven my point.
“Lieberal?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s love labelling anyone who disagrees with them as Nazis.”
-Never mind the fact that STR openly supports genocide, concentration camps, race supremacy, marking minorities, and a fascist rule near police state…
Capitalism isn’t exactly ideal… Quality is whored out in the name of profit, bureaucracy strangles common sense, and the rich get richer while the poor get poorer.
Neither system is perfect, but Capitalism annoys me greatly… Ironic that everybody gets pissy when there’s lead paint used on the toy they bought from Wal*Mart at $10.00 in stead of buying elsewhere for $15.00… Company’s are encouraged to make their products as cheap as possible, throwing quality to the wind, while charging the price of a near quality product.
-Wraith
that would make my whole fucking day if hilary got the presidency. cause then i could laugh at shelley and the str heretics at their own expense. hell i’ll throw a big ass party for those who have told you what they of your propaganda. so kiss my ass you liars. who can’t give proof of their accusations. so fuck you.