Hillary Clinton newsflash! (Number 3)
Ho ho no!
A Clinton insider has let slip to a source near to STR.com that Hellery plans to ban Santa Claus! The Clinton camp has decided that this jolly old man with a beard is sexist (”why can’t there be a woman present deliverer?” they ask), racist (”why is Santa white?”) and that telling children he exists is contrary to their desire to incolcate them with a rational atheist (ie, crazy!) world view.
Look out in 2009! Vote the wrong way and Santa will be dead, Rudolph and all the reindeer will starve and the elves will be claiming welfare! (At least they’ll get plenty of that under Clinton, who would much rather see people doing nothing than working!)
May God Bless You All and keep you all from harm,
Sam Johnston
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You do know that Santa Claus IS fictional?
Well that’s just great LsH. Jeez! Why not ruin christmas for all our younger readers? Oh what’s that? You already have? Typical heartless liberal.
Lord have mercy on Hillary’s black, black heart! Will she stop at nothing to fulfill her evil agenda to undermine all of America’s traditions? Can you imagine the terror on the kids faces knowing that the newly rebranded Santa - a black man from the projects who breaks in and steals our children’s goods. How exactly is this plan supposed to promote the racial equality that the Clintonites are so keen to promote at just about every available opportunity?
These hot scoops are great, Sam! Keep ‘em coming!
Stop Hitlery Sodom Klintoon!
Sam, Jimmy, Richard,
you do realize that Santa is the perfect example of the commercializing of Christmas right? It is partly Santa’s (read: the big business’) fault that Christmas is no longer recognized as the celebration of the birth of Jesus, but rather as a commercial feel-good present party. I’d say you should be glad if Clinton wants to reclaim Christmas as the celebration it was intended to be, after all that’s exactly what the Christian Right wants.
In other words: Poor research, once again.
Oh, and offcourse the article should be debunked, it’s a piece of cake anyway, so here it goes:
“A STR insider has let slip to a source near to the media that Shelley plans to eat your babies! The STR camp has decided that eating children of liberals is a good Christian habit and and that they should be eaten raw, because cooking them is contrary to their irrational fundamentalist (ie, crazy!) world view.”
You see? No proof = The ‘fact’ is made up = STR.com are liars = STR.com will burn in Hell.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
Thomas you disgusting homosexual creep, if anyone could believe that anyone would want to give you any kind of information other than the quickest way to end your worthless liberal life, your statement would hold validity. As it is, your statement is just ludicrous.
Here in the eye of the media storm and right at the top of the political tower, we at STR.com hear things you can not even imagine. If you knew the current threat posed by muslims for instance (which we can not even pass on for fear of spreading panic), you wouldn’t be such a wet dutch douche bag. Not when your life and your family were at stake.
And what’s all this about the message of christmas being forgotten? Not here in God’s country. We just happen to like celebrating the coming of Our Lord, that’s all. Or is that going to be illegal too in your po-faced liberal dictatorship?
Oh boy! I’d really like to put a cap in your ass. I could really just love to see you being killed some. Why don’t y’all come visit me in NC some time? I’d take you out into the woods and shoot you so dead you’d think that stone was moving fast.
God bless you folks for giving us the news on Hilary that the commie liberal mainstream media won’t tell us about. We depend on you and Fox News and Rush and Michael Savage and my personal sweetheart Ann Coulter to tell us what is really happening in our sinful devil and liberal dominated world. I will tell you one thing. They are no more taking Santa Claus away from Sedgewick P. Hunsaker than they are going to take my bible and my shotgun. Thats all she wrote.
Brother Sam Johnston God bless you for putting that homosexual foreigner Thomas in his place. Cant we ban those foreigners from posting here? They prove time and time again that they have inferior minds to us and dont know diddly squat about anything. Praise Jesus!
Sedgewick Hunsaker
True Christian
Proud Republican
Wow, such mean, bitter people on here.
Yeah, but liberals can’t help it. It’s who they are.
@ Steven Ziebell. I agree. Liberals are just disgusting aren’t they. If it weren’t for the sanity of posters of Sedgewick P. Hunsaker, I’d really worry for the world.
And Richard 23, of course! Honorable mention should always go to that fine Christian!!!
An STR insider let slip that STR plans to ban schools! The STR crew has decided that proper education is nonreligious (’Why can’t *everybody* be mindless drones?’ They ask), sensical (’They aren’t blindly zealous’) and allowing people to think for themselves is contrary to their desire to create a master race (i.e; Religious Crazies).
“Thomas you disgusting homosexual creep, if anyone could believe that anyone would want to give you any kind of information other than the quickest way to end your worthless liberal life, your statement would hold validity. As it is, your statement is just ludicrous.”
-Sam you frightening hetero zealot, that was exactly the point. Thomas drew a contrast between the realities of each paragraph; each one holding roughly the same amount of truth.
“Not here in God?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s country”
-Prove that it’s God’s country… It seems to be the country God’s been taking all His wrath out upon, and a good instructor doesn’t punish their best student on a near daily basis.
“I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d really like to put a cap in your ass.”
-Having greater maturity than a sixth grader I’ll let this one slide, but, as a gesture of equality, and fair play, I’m going to point it out and leave readers to ponder Sam’s private life.
“We depend on you and Fox News and Rush and Michael Savage and my personal sweetheart Ann Coulter to tell us what is really happening”
-And thus shall you live your lives through the looking glass…
“They prove time and time again that they have inferior minds to us and dont know diddly squat about anything.”
-Just because you don’t understand the more complex arguments doesn’t mean they’re invalid. In the future shall we strive to type with smaller words for you Sedgewick?
“@ Steven Ziebell. I agree. Liberals are just disgusting aren?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t they. If it weren?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t for the sanity of posters of Sedgewick P. Hunsaker, I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d really worry for the world.”
“And Richard 23, of course! Honorable mention should always go to that fine Christian!!!”
-Let me reply with a quote from good ol’ Richard:
“Do you guys all hang out at the same bath house or something? You?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re like a bunch of hiveminders. You all say exactly the same thing and then congratulate each other and slap each other on the ass for it.”
There ya go Richard, I said it so you don’t have to repeat it,
-Wraith
Hang on! So Harry Potter is evil because he practices magic but Santa, who can fly and shrink himself and all sorts of wizardry is NOT evil? There needs to be some consistency to your platform. If it’s ok for one it’s ok for ALL. COME ON!!!
Sam, Sedgewick,
“I could really just love to see you being killed some. Why don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t y?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢all come visit me in NC some time? I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d take you out into the woods and shoot you so dead you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d think that stone was moving fast.”
There’s only one thing to say about this: “Thou shallt not kill.” - Exodus 20 : 13
“Brother Sam Johnston God bless you for putting that homosexual foreigner Thomas in his place.”
Sedgewick, as the Bible tells us, God actually is not very happy when we humans judge (i.e. putting in place) others. Let me fresh it up for you, apperently you’re not very familiar with the Bible:
“Jesus said: Don’t judge others, and God won’t judge you. Don’t be hard on others, and God won’t be hard on you. Forgive others, and God will forgive you.” - Luke 6 : 37
As you guys always say, everything we need to know is in the Bible. Then why do you keep contradicting what the Bible tells you?
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
A STR insider has let slip to a source near to the peanut gallery that sam johnston to this day, still uses the group of eighth graders locked in his basement to write rumors about Hillary Clinton, and plans to use them for years to come .
“And Richard 23, of course! Honorable mention should always go to that fine Christian!!!”
–that fine christian who’s vocabulary of insults is, fag, fattie and little-gay-boy
is it just me, or is anyone else sick of the red-necks that keep posting the blogs? the ‘facts’ they give are so obviously false that it makes me sick and they aren’t even really worth reading. so i ask…what happened to shelley. sure it was still easy to debunk everything, but what she wrote was at least worth my time.
“is it just me, or is anyone else sick of the red-necks that keep posting the blogs? … what happened to shelley.”
Those rednecks are keeping her… um, ‘occupied’.
“sure it was still easy to debunk everything, but what she wrote was at least worth my time.”
Seconded. I never thought STR could get any stupider, but once again, they lower my standards.
Please, guys, we want articles, not he-said-she-said!
Sam, while I ain’t too sure about you talking like a negro, I certainly am 100% behind what you’re saying.
Killary will not rest until everyone in the United States of America is dead.
End of story
God is Love!
BBN
http://www.billybobneck.com
First, they came for Santa, but I said nothing, because I thought Santa was made up.
Then, they came for Vishnu, but I said nothing, because I thought Vishnu was made up.
Then they came for Jesus, and when they did, there was no-one to speak out for me.
Killary spends her days whacked out on valium, listening to John Lennon’s (that America hating communist) Imagine over and over.
When she becomes president, she won’t rest until belief in Jesus is illegal, temples of reason have been constructed in all cities, and America’s economy resembles Cuba’s. She’ll form alliances with Venezuela and Cuba, and her foreign policy will be the recreation of the USSR, with its subsequent expansion into Western Europe and Africa.
Hillary hates the idea of God and Jesus, as she’s such an egomaniac that she can’t imagine something bigger and better than her. That’s why she hates all God-fearing people.
It’s all over, folks. Time to buy as many guns, tools, and freeze dried food packs as you can, and move to Utah with the other patriots.
America hasn’t learned nothin’, and is about to experiment with Godless communism, gulags, thought-controlling stazi, and the cult of Hillary. In 20 years, we’ll all be poor and alcoholic like Russia is now.
“It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s all over, folks. Time to buy as many guns, tools, and freeze dried food packs as you can, and move to Utah with the other patriots.”
–isn’t utah where mormonism started, or there is something there important to mormons? so…mormons are patriots now? quit contradicting yourself. i would just like to say, i have nothing against mormons, so dont take this the wrong way.
“Killary…”
–your wit knows no bounds
“Seconded. I never thought STR could get any stupider, but once again, they lower my standards.
Please, guys, we want articles, not he-said-she-said!”
–thank you LeftTurn for backing me up on this one
Billy Bob Bush,
“America hasn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t learned nothin?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢, and is about to experiment with Godless communism, gulags, thought-controlling stazi”
You allready have gulags (Guantanamo Bay) and thought-controlling stazi (CIA, the Bush administration) so nothing new there. Do you really have your head so far up your ass that you can’t see that Bush has practically allready made the USA a fascist police-state?
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer