Merry Christmas From BBN
I just wanted to wish y’all the merriest of Christmases and hope that y’all stop your whoring, drug-taking, baby killing?and gay sex if only just for today and glory in the wonderful birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who was killed by the Jews so that we could have every lasting life.? You only need to allow him inside you just one time and he’s gonna stay there forever.? Remember - sin is like an appendix - you don’t need it and once it’s gone you don’t miss it.
I also wanna tell you that I may be a little quieter than usual as the Lord instructed my lawyer to get me out of the country for a little bit until a few legal issues get sorted out.? I ain’t sure if they got the internet thing over where I’m headed.? My guess is that them backwards h00-hahs will prolly think my hard drive is a magic box and try to make me king.? ‘Course, I ain’t gonna accept the title but it’s gonna give me a real good opportunity to talk about who the real king is - God.
Merry Christmas to y’all!
God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com
PS - If y’all know any good non-emergent evangelical churches in Yurp, send me an email.
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Billy Bob Neck is a gay sex fiend
“Y’all”
–Become grammatically correct please
“You only need to allow him inside you just one time and he?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s gonna stay there forever.”
–so i could accept jesus as my savior, then go right back to my daily routine of Nihilism.
“I ain?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t sure if they got the internet thing over where I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m headed. My guess is that them backwards h00-hahs will prolly think my hard drive is a magic box”
–first off, ‘prolly’ spell corectly. secondly, you are so damned racist.
“…and try to make me king.”
–oh your god. could you be more of a douche.
“?¢‚ǨÀúCourse, I ain?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t gonna accept the title”
–quit acting like you are modest. because you’re not. you’re just a douche
“I just wanted to wish y?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢all the merriest of Christmases and hope that y?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢all stop your whoring, drug-taking, baby killing and gay sex if only just for today and glory in the wonderful birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who was killed by the Jews so that we could have every lasting life. ”
–Christmas is no longer a holiday meant to celebrate the birth of Christ, but a marketing holiday for business to make money with a little bit’o'jesus thrown into the mix
ha! your running from the law you coward.
Boy, as long as you don?Ǭ¥t come to some of the worse places in eastern europe, I-net-access won?Ǭ¥t be a problem. Just look at me. Besides, what legal issues? You know, running from your own law make you appear as both a coward and a criminal.
Besides, except for England, european countries don?Ǭ¥t really have kings anymore. Actually, after all that hassle they often caused, we old europeans grew tired off them and switched to other governments.
Otherwise, merry christmas.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Another way in which sin is like an appendix is that now they can pull it outta you thru yer belly button.
Proud German…Usually i Agree with you, but i just have to correct you on one thing here…
There are more Countries in Europe beside England, who have either Kings or Queens.. To name but a few: Spain, Sweden, and Denmark :o)
Anyway, I just wanted to wish you all a merry Christmas ( This also goes to the STR Crew).
Take care.
/True Christian
“There are more Countries in Europe beside England, who have either Kings or Queens.. To name but a few: Spain, Sweden, and Denmark :o)”
Aye, but their political influence is rather….. well…..they?Ǭ¥re more like figureheads. ;)
Thanks for the beautiful Christmas greeting. If I hear “happy holidays” one more time, I’m gonna scream!
God works in mysterous ways and I bet he has a mission for you in mind. Maybe he wants you to convert the Yurpeen pagans to Christianity.
I wish you all the best. Thanks also to the entire STR.com team. You are truly a blessed gift that just keeps on giving. For that, and for Jesus dying on the cross to wash away all my sins.
I can’t hardly wait for the blessed day of rapture so I can watch all those smug lieberals burn. They’ll be writhing in agony begging to let God back into the classrom, but it will be too late. It will serve ‘em right.
“If I hear ?¢‚Ǩ?ìhappy holidays?¢‚Ǩ¬ù one more time, I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m gonna scream!”
Happy holidays ;)
Aaaaarrrrrggh!
“Maybe he wants you to convert the Yurpeen pagans to Christianity.”
How thick are you?
“Thanks also to the entire STR.com team. You are truly a blessed gift that just keeps on giving. For that, and for Jesus dying on the cross to wash away all my sins.”
Lovely sense of priorities there, Richard.
By the way, you might want to learn to bathe yourself, because Jesus isn’t around with soap at hand every time you splash around in a mud puddle.
Happy Holidays, everyone!
@ Richie: Happy holidays.
PS: Most “Yurpeens” are already christians anyway. What?Ǭ¥s Germany like? 40% evangelical, 40% catholic, 20% other religions/atheists?
Happy Generic Stolen Pagan Holiday #125!
“?¢‚Ǩ?ìMaybe he wants you to convert the Yurpeen pagans to Christianity.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
How thick are you?”
My 1st thought would be: Very.
“Happy Generic Stolen Pagan Holiday #125!”
w00t!
Yo, billy I suggest that you join me and multi-lingual in derby, england so we can have a long philosophical debate about the pro’s and con’s of religion and other things that are going on in the world and I also take the fact that you are fleeing America as a sign that you will not be running for president in 2008 and the fact that if you are in trouble with the law that your faith in the great American justice is also faltering and you will not be such a gung-ho total redneck twat-flap (sorry no matter how smart I get I can’t stop the random archaic insults) but anyway as the main day is over in england I wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy new year and I hope you will all be as wasted as I will be on new years celebrations.
farewell from a more intelligent german gothboy who will be henceforth be signing himself as genius stoner;)
transformation complete
“You only need to allow him inside you just one time and he?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s gonna stay there forever.”
So… should I treat hi as a virus or a parasite?
“the Lord instructed my lawyer to get me out of the country for a little bit until a few legal issues get sorted out.”
O_o I could take this in a normal way and think that someone is suing him, or take it the perverted way that he had sex with his daughter and is now engaged in the parenting class he so despritly needs and his daughter has been taken up by social services and is with a nice foster family.. I’ll take it the perverted way……. EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
link4810, I think his crime is also a sexually related crime though I don’t belive it is his offspring I think he raped some random woman because he is not getting any pussy at all cos he is a disgusting redneck.
good day all and peace out.