Sunday Prayer
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Heavenly Father
We pray for the women of the world
That they be kept safe and away from politics where they cannot be assasinated
We pledge to you that we will do our best to make sure that our wives and daughters are shown how much we value them as the helpers that you charged them to be in the Garden of Eden
When they make a meal, we will include them in our supper prayers thanking them for making that meal
When they get the laundry done on time and without no complaining, we’ll thank them for that, too
When we come home from a long hard day of the work that allows them to stay home all day talking on the phone or watching TV, we promise to not criticize them for doing nothing but gaining weight all day long
Help us to help them help themselves and help their daughters from the pressures of the feminazis and women’s fibbers that say they oughta be just like a man and get shot in the neck just like that towelhead women in Packystan and the dothead in India
Let them be satisfied, Lord, support the men who love them and from whose body they came
Amen
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Dear Lord,
I pray for the women of the world.
I pray that women win their struggle to gain equal status in work and politics.
I pray that the work women do in the house is appreciated to the fullness of its value, that they are rewarded for the labour they otherwise receive no pay for.
I pray that You help Your children tear down the barriers of gender that seperate Your people and inhibit their advancement, and that You pull the men of this world out of our ignorance and enlighten us to better serve and appreciate our female companions.
Amen.
Let me get this straight,Billy Bob. Your wife spends the day gabbing on the phone or watching the boob tube? She doesn’t do dishes, clean floors or pick up messes? The STR crew believes that cleanliness is next to Godliness, right? She doesn’t raise or homeschool your children? The STR crew is big on homeschooling, right? And the Protestant work ethic applies to housework, raising children and homeschooling too, right? Are these chores and your children simply neglected? If so, it seems like you need a housekeeper, a nanny and your children need to be tutored or in a private school! Or you need to help out around the home! Or you need to get rid of the tv and/or phone! Or you need a new wife, one that does more than cooking and laundry! A Filopina, perhaps? Was your mother like that too, neglecting home and children? If so, that would explain how you turned out! An ignorant, semi-literate slob with a twisted world-view!
Amen to that lovely prayer Brother Neck. Nobody can say that Sedgewick P. Hunsaker doesnt appreciate women. Me and my wife Mavis have been married for 47 years and even though I have to slap her around once in a while and tell her that she she dont know diddly about anything which she dont I still appreciate her and she knows it. Lets face it my friends. Unless we are a homos living in San Francisco we just cant live without women. Thats all she wrote.
There are a few women that even have more brains than us like Mrs. Goodman and my personal sweetheart Ann Coulter. Most of them dont belong doing mens work or in politics but in the kitchen or cleaning up the house or doing their duty in the bedroom there just aint nothing finer in the world than a good woman. Thats all she wrote. Sedgewick P. Hunsaker has spoken! Praise Jesus!
Hi - do you know, who supported this “towelhead-woman” (Mrs. Benazir Bhutto) from Pakistan? She had to stay in exil in the state Dubai. President W.Bush and his goverment told President Musharrav from Pakistan, to bring Mrs. B.Bhutto back home, cause she stands for democracy in Pakistan, like her father in the mid 70ies. Especially President W. Bush prefers politicians like Mrs.Bhutto, who supports democracy in islamic countries. She was a friend of the States as well, like her father.
Bhutto, this “towelhead-woman” was in fear, cause she knew, islamo-fascists want to kill her, probably the secret service of Pakistan as well, in order of president Musharrav. She mentioned it, 2 days before she got killed.
She was not very glad, but she decided to follow her fathers way and ideas (he was for democracy too, but he got killed as well in this country). Pakistan belongs to the nuclear nations, therefore the World Security Council is watching this state strictly. As Mrs. Bhutto got killed 3 days ago, all over the globe nearby all leaders and politicians said, Bhuttos death is a cause for concern. She was a very popular woman in the West.
If you go back in history, every periode had powerful women, nowadays the Queen of England for example or the queen of the Netherlands or in the 80ies, the former prime minister of England, Margaret Thatcher and so on. But in the past as well. This is not a question of feminism nowadays. Powerful women are not new. Even twothousend years ago we had a very popular and powerful women, Cleopatra, the queen of ancient Egypt or Katarina II the Great Empress of Russia….and so on.
For instant, my wife likes to stay at home, she is nurse, sometimes she works in our hospital, but most of the time she is at home, cooking, cleaning the home…..Most of the women are at home, or they work a little bit. Just a minority become high ranking positions in commerce, in politics, in the army. Even in the CIA are high ranking female secret warriors or officers. Just a high ranking postion in the Roman Catholic or Orthodox Church is impossible.
Peter Vienna
“Nobody can say that Sedgewick P. Hunsaker doesnt appreciate women.”
–Sedgewick P. Hunsaker doesn’t appreciate women.
“even though I have to slap her around once in a while and tell her that she she dont know diddly about anything which she dont… …Thats all she wrote.”
–but i thought she, as you might say, dont know nothing. so how can she write
“Unless we are a homos living in San Francisco we just cant live without women.”
–from what you described, i’ve seen more loving gay and lesbian couples than your supposed marriage
“and my personal sweetheart Ann Coulter.”
–one thing i will say you supposed wife probably doesn’t know. you probably fantasize about ann coulter more than you care about your wife.
“Most of them dont belong doing mens work or in politics but in the kitchen or cleaning up the house or doing their duty in the bedroom”
–i know a few women who would gladly carve your stomach out for speaking such a way. and trust me, there are plenty of women who could win any debate you throw them into
“Sedgewick P. Hunsaker has spoken!”
–just who the shit do you think you are?
i can tell ya right now god was thinking what the fuck is this redneck piece of shit going on about? billy boob redneck is a stupid white trash redneck who thinks he’s going to heaven and boy is he wrong.
so sedgewick hunsaker you claim to be a christian and yet your saying you have to slap your wife around once in a while? wow some chrisitian you are. if you really do that then your not a real chrisitian and that’s not how real chrisitians act. just drop the claim you are christian when apparently you are not i hope you rot in hell for slapping your wife around you fucking pig eat shit.
Raaine apparently sedgewick has’nt had a good fuck in a while lol and that’s why he shoves a carrot up his ass which is why sedgewick is so damn bitchy. and another reason sedgewick has erectile dysfunction could be the reason for his pent up frustration someone needs to get him some viagara and maybe then he’ll be more pleasent. haha