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The moonbat-ocrats at the Daily Kos want you to believe that you shouldn’t vote for Mike Huckabee on account of some hijinx his son may have got up to a few years ago. It makes no sense at all, to blame the father for the alleged ’sins’ of his son, but in any case once we examine the facts that surround what the lunatic left are already staring to call a ‘doggie murder’ I think it is plain to see that David Huckabee been mis-judged by the drive-by media.

David Huckabee: Insane animal rightist, people haters call him a murderer, but parents know he was just doing what he had to do.

So David Huckabee killed a dog - so what? Who hasn’t killed a dog. I only wish I had a dollar every time a lesbo clintonazi called me a threatened to take me to court for running over her pouch. Lets faced it, dogs die every day and there’s nothing that you or I or the animal rights fascists at PETA can do about it.

The liberal media have accused David of cruelty, but can somebody tell me why a diseased wild dog was allowed in close proximity to boy-scouts? As you all know canine fangs are the WMDs of the animal kingdom - more Americans have died as a result of dog attacks than have been killed as as direct consequence of terrorism. David Huckaee did what any sensible American would do - he apprehended that dog and prevented it from attacking any of those poor defenseless boy scouts.

STR Fact File:Ronald Regan wrestled a dog to death when he saw it attacking an old lady in the street. Of course, President Regan wept tears of compassion that the beast should have died, but how else could he have stopped it savaging a defenseless American citizen?

But what of the accusations that David used a cruel and usual method of punishing the dog? Let me ask you a question - how many of you have ever eaten a hamburger or a pork-chop? An animal had to die to make that tasty burger, and guess how it was killed? Simple - it was hung up and it’s throat was cut, exactly the way David killed that aggressor dog. He simply followed the most humane way to dispose a perpetrator given the circumstances. I’m sure we would have all preferred it if he had simply shot the dog, but unfortunately ultra-leftists have prevented scout-leaders from carrying fire-arms as a gross violation of their 2nd amendment rights.

There will be some who claim that David did not need to kill the dog, but tell me: How many kids were torn to death by the murderous fangs of a blood-crazed mad dog that night? Absolutely none. After David clearly demonstrated he was not going to appease canine aggressors, it sent a clear message to other dogs or predator species that they would not be tolerated.

Perhaps the most famous story about George Washington was as a youth he killed a wild dog. When asked why he did it, the future President replied: “Verily I do kill this dog so that I learn what it means to kill an Englishman.”. Why is it that the moonbats want to persecute David Huckabee but not George Washington? It does not make sense!

I think it’s time we left David Huckabee alone: He has expressed regret over this necessary unpleasant incident. He has paid a terrible price - having been fired as a scout councilor he will never again be able to work as a camp leader, thus denying him his income and a chance for a fruitful career in America’s leisure industry. Haven’t we punished this poor boy enough? Lets call David Huckabee what he really is, a Republican Hero who like Lewis Scooter Libby paid the ultimate price for having the courage to defend is fellow citizen.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

The other day I was talking with Mrs. Goodman about how ding-dang-dumb lie-berals are to not only wanna elect a woman president but to elect Killary of all people.? If someone walked up to me and asked if I thought the president of the United States should be a clone of a baby-killing lesbian socialist I would not hesistate to say “no”.

“It’s as if she’s brainwashing lie-berals to vote for her,” Mrs. Goodman told me.

“I don’t see how someone as evil as her couldn’t find a way to do it,” I said, “I mean, look at Patti Hearst.? She got brainwashed pretty good and might still be brainwashed…”

We both stopped dead in our tracks and ran to the computer and, sure enough -

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- the similarities just whumped us on the back of the head!

Now we ain’t quite figured out how but the more we look into it, the more it becomes pretty obvious that Patti Hearst found a way to use a double to replace her and transformed herself into Hillary Clinton and is using her brainwashing skills learned from the SLA on a massive scale to carry out the agenda of the SLA.

If you vote for Killary you are voting to install a radical communist government!

We’ll post more facts as we uncover them.

God is Love!
BBN
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Ron Paul wants to be the Dope Dealer in Chief.? He thinks should everyone grow as much marihuana as they want to.? He claims that marihuana would make more ethanol than corn but he really just wants to destroy America because he hates it.? He wants to turn America from the land of the free and the home of the brave into the land of the drug addicts and the home of the United Nations.? Why else would he join the Blame America First crowd screaming about how 9/11 was our fault and not the fault of the ignorant, godless towelheads that attacked us and overcharge us for oil that belongs to us?? A vote for Ron Paul is a vote for the death of America.

Briefly Patriotic - Ron Paul - Drug Kingpin

Milt Romney is going to hell! If you vote for him, you will too. This devil can not, will not and shall not be the next Republican candidate. He is liar and apostate. I have recently been reading about his Godless creed and it burns up my very soul to think that people believe such crazy nonsense. Where is their evidence even? Nowhere, that’s where. Anyway, so that you may see how deranged their religion is we at STR.com bring you an exclusive extract from crazed atheist pervert Sam Jordison’s foul book The Joy Of Sects. Even atheists can get some things right!

Sam Johnston

Basic beliefs:

America was originally settled by people from the Tower of Babel. After his death on the cross, Christ made an appearance in America where he again preached the gospel. Indulgence in caffeine and alcohol is not good for you. Hard work is. The highest heaven is open only to baptised Mormons. The official church does not believe in polygamy any more.

In 1820, Joseph Smith, the founder and first prophet of the Church Of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, was confused about which of the many contemporary Protestant sects he ought to join. He solved his problem by asking God directly. ?None of them,? He said, appearing before Smith as a pillar of light. It was the first of many visions Smith was to receive in his lifetime.

Just over three years later, in 1823, another divine personage, an angel called Moroni, appeared by Smith?s bedside. He was dressed in a white robe, ?his feet did not touch the floor?, and he claimed to be the son of Mormon, the departed leader of an extinct American race called the Nephites. Moroni told Smith about a set of golden plates that contained a written history of the mysterious races that inhabited America before the time of Columbus. Then he disappeared to heaven in a shaft of light. A few minutes later Moroni reappeared at Smith?s bedside. He repeated everything that he had just said, and then vanished, just as he had done before. Then he came back again and repeated the same words a third time.

Smith said that he didn?t get much sleep that night. The next day he was understandably exhausted. He passed out when attempting to climb over a fence on his way out of a field ? and the angel Moroni came to him yet again. This time he told him where to find the golden plates, buried in the side of a hill named Cumorah (near Palmyra in New York state). Smith went there right away and unearthed the famous plates. Buried alongside them was a pair of supernatural silver spectacles, the ?Urim and Thummim?, which Smith was to use to translate the hieroglyphics on the plates. These were written in a language called ?reformed Egyptian?. (Curiously, archaeologists and Egyptologists say that there is no evidence that any such language existed).

Smith spent the next four years preparing himself to do this great work of translation. Then he carried the golden plates home in a buggy (managing to get them there without anyone ? not even his wife Emma ? seeing them). He then set himself up behind a screen, so that the plates were still concealed, and got stuck into several years? hard graft.

A great deal has been written about the flaws in the resultant tome, the Book Of Mormon (for more on this, see Appendix 3). It isn?t just the inaccuracies and alleged plagiarisms that have offended the Book Of Mormon?s detractors. Its literary qualities are said to leave something to be desired, too. ?It is,? said Mark Twain ?chloroform in print.? The celebrated author of Huckleberry Finn also laid into Smith?s habit of peppering his otherwise fairly contemporary nineteenth-century prose with biblical-sounding words and phrases like ?exceeding sore?, ?yea?, ?exceedingly glad?, ?unto?, ?great joy?, ?harkening? and ?smiting?. If, said Twain, Smith had left out his favourite phrase, ?And it came to pass?, then his 500-page bible ?would only have been a pamphlet?.

When the book was first published in 1830, it was savaged by the press. No reviewer seemed to have any doubt that Smith was a confidence trickster who had invented the whole story. Nor did Smith?s personal life escape criticism. In 1834 an investigative journalist published a series of affidavits from friends and neighbours who described him as a lazy, untruthful, religious con man. They characterised the rest of his family as ?illiterate, whiskey-drinking, shiftless and irreligious?. They also suggested that it was no coincidence that Joseph?s father, Joe Senior, was a persistent treasure seeker and that the young Joseph Smith had often accompanied him on his expeditions, hoping to find the loot left by Captain Kidd and indulging their fondness for the occult and fortune-telling on the way.

In spite of ? or perhaps even because of ? the negative publicity he was receiving, Smith soon gathered a considerable following. They gradually moved towards the less inhabited west of the USA to avoid religious persecution ? persecution that only increased in 1843 when Smith declared that God had ordained plural marriage. A firm believer in practising what he preached, Smith was said to have gathered 27 wives by the time he died (some estimates put the number as high as 60).

Smith?s death came in extraordinary circumstances, when a mob broke into the jail he was being held in, shot him and threw him out of a window. It was left to his successor Brigham Young to lead his followers on the long arduous trek across the deserts of Utah until they finally settled in Salt Lake City. There, safe from too much outside interference, the faith prospered. Brigham Young (also said to be a prophet ? as are all presidents of the Mormon church) was a shrewd administrator and by the time he died the city was thriving. He had collected 140,000 followers and no fewer than 25 wives (?The only men who become gods are those who enter into polygamy,? he declared).

Since Brigham Young?s time, the Mormon ideals of hard work and abstinence have paid off in abundance ? as has the church?s levy of a tithe on all of its adherents? incomes. Since officially abandoning the policy of polygamy in the 1890s (although several pockets of fundamentalists still exist who engage in plural marriages ? outside the sanction of the church) the faith has become the apogee of American respectability. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints owns most of Utah, a large part of Hawaii and land in Canada, as well as the Marriott hotel chain, the Beneficial Life Assurance Company, and TV and radio stations. Its morally austere adherents have some of the lowest cancer rates in the US ? and some of the best physical fitness. They promote the boy scouts, have short haircuts and the missionaries they send out around the world are scrupulously neat and remarkably polite.

Don’t be fooled Christian Americans! This is not a church! It’s the gateway to hell!

Consequently, the religion is growing faster than any other in the US and spreading around the world at an incredible rate. What?s more, in order to give those unfortunate enough not to be baptised into the Mormon church a chance of attaining the ultimate Mormon goal of divinity (they believe the most devout will get to populate their own planets), the Church is posthumously baptising thousands and thousands of people. If expansion continues at its current rate, by the year 5000, the entire world will belong to the Church of Jesus Christ Of Latter-day Saints. Not bad, considering how it all began.

The Curse of Darkness

As recently as 1978, black males were banned from entering the Mormon priesthood.

Mormon writings had long pointed to a ?curse? God put on Cain for the murder of his brother Abel, as told in Genesis. ?Cain might have been killed, and that would have put a termination to the line of human beings,? announced the prophet Brigham Young. ?This was not to be, and the Lord put a mark upon him, which is the flat nose and black skin.? Dark skin was also the curse inflicted on the Lamanites in the Book Of Mormon and there are many passages extolling the splendour of ?whiteness?.

?Negroes? are ?not equal? with other races, wrote Bruce McConkie, a church apostle, in his book Mormon Doctrine in 1966. The Latter-day Saints have since modified this doctrine, as they have the other embarrassing doctrine of polygamy, although this puts them in the embarrassing position of having to renounce the teachings of men they consider divinely inspired prophets.

To hear the lie-berals barking and whining about it, Mike Huckabee oughta step down from his presidential run just because of some rumor that his son killed a dog when he was a Boy Scout Counselor.? Ho hum.? Just like the Michael Vick case, lie-berals use animal cruelty to throw folks off the scent of their brutal, sadistic genocide of helpless, screaming pre-borns.? Ain?t nobody proved nothing, but let?s just say a dog was killed and that David Huckabee did it ? it only happened after homos was allowed in the Boy Scouts so it?s a real good chance that David was given a choice between killing a dog or getting anally raped.? No one should have to make that choice.? David Huckabee is a survivor.? Leave him alone.

Briefly Patriotic - More Lie-beral Hypocrisy

Ho ho no!

A Clinton insider has let slip to a source near to STR.com that Hellery plans to ban Santa Claus! The Clinton camp has decided that this jolly old man with a beard is sexist (”why can’t there be a woman present deliverer?” they ask), racist (”why is Santa white?”) and that telling children he exists is contrary to their desire to incolcate them with a rational atheist (ie, crazy!) world view.

Look out in 2009! Vote the wrong way and Santa will be dead, Rudolph and all the reindeer will starve and the elves will be claiming welfare! (At least they’ll get plenty of that under Clinton, who would much rather see people doing nothing than working!)

May God Bless You All and keep you all from harm,

Sam Johnston

Millions of Americans are realizing that Mike Huckabee represents a fresh new trend in American politics ? the thing most voters notice first his his astonishing modesty.

While Clinton, Obama and Rudi are keen to claim every little success in their lives as their own private tower of babel, mike freely admits that he is merely the instrument of God’s will: When asked to explain his success, Mike noticably lacks the boastful airs of his rivals: ?There’s only one explanation for it,? he says, ?and it’s not a human one. It’s the same power that helped a little boy with two fish and five loaves feed a crowd of five thousand people,“

The Feeding of the Five-Thousand is one of Mike’s favorite bible stories - probably because it reminds him of his own vocation. Like Jesus, Mike has been chosen to lead a nation towards spiritual salvation. Will America listen? It must!

Unlike John Kerry, Mike’s not the sort of person who’s unafraid to apologize when he makes a mistake. Just the other day he apologized to his fellow presidential hopeful Mitt Romney for questions he raised about his Mormon beliefs. Mike apologized for reminding the sensible Christian folk of America that Mormons believe that Jesus and Satan are brothers. He apologized for speaking the truth about Mormonism, an evil cult which everybody knows is a perversion of the Christian faith. Sometimes saying sorry is the hardest thing in the world, and I believe Americans want a President who can take tough decisions like that.

Last week Mike Huckabee apologized for pointing out that his rival Mitt Romney believes in Mormonism, a freakish cult founded by New York charlatan Joseph Smith. Smith claimed that an additional gospel was revealed to him by the means of two golden tablets delivered by a winged angel called ‘Moroni’. Yes, Mitt believes in this preposterous rubbish and Mike has gallantly apologized for any offense he may have caused by pointing this fact out.

I’ve been asking friends what they think of Governor Huckabee, and the response is almost unanimous: America is sick of the corrupt perversion of secularist government. We want a leader like Mike who will turn to the Holy Bible for inspiration in just about every situation he’s going to encounter. From taxes to national defense and drug control, his number one policy advisor will be Jesus Christ.

As a former Baptist minister, Mike is refreshingly honest about his intent: “I got into politics because I knew government didn?t have the real answers, that the real answers lie in accepting Jesus Christ into our lives. ? I hope we answer the alarm clock and take this nation back for Christ.“

That’s exactly what we need right now. America is in the middle of a crisis ? I’m not talking about the economy or the war, I’m taking about the biggest issue of all, the soul of this nation. I believe that God has chosen Mike Huckabee as the the instrument of our salvation.

Can you imagine how great America would be if we could only make everybody obey God’s law - that is why I intend to vote for Mike in 08.

Jimmy Goddard

Editors Note: As a tax exempt faith-based organization STR ministries does not officially endorse any candidate, the views expressed in this article are entirely those of the individual author and do not represent those of STR ministries, ShelleyPAC, The Shelley Goodman Freedom Foundation or Goodman & Goodman Corporation of America.?

So some little punk started firing off rounds at Ted Haggard’s old church and killed a couple of people.? If that church hadn’t had armed security guards it coulda been a lot worse.? Everybody oughta go to church armed because you never know what’s gonna happen.? I also lay out a plan to make kids less afraid of guns by posting armed Blackwater boys outside of pre-schools.? It makes a lotta sense!

God is Love!
BBN

Sources close to hateful Democrat she-witch Hillary Clinton say that she is planning to make Halloween a bigger holiday than Thanksgiving and to ban Christmas because it is offensive to Muslims!

Keep it with us at STR.com for latest developments in Hillary’s mad world. Oh boy! Imagine what would happen if this menopausal madwoman had her finger on the big red button! Look out!

Sam Johnston

I don’t know what other proof y’al need!