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America’s leading conservative bloggers and patriots seem to be falling in love with the Huckster, and why not? This baptist minister turned to politics because he realized that the best place to reclaim America for Christ was from the White House.

Ever since started following God’s call of leadership he’s not been afraid to bring God back into Federal government. Huckabee is determined to reverse the damage done by generations of Democrats, atheists and secularists who have short-sold America on the myth of Church-state separation. A Huckabee government would bring America back to the law of the Bible.

As usual, the bloggers were first to notice just how fired-up the Huckabee campaign was: Blogs4Conservatives, whose staff originally came to our attention as Sam Brownback activists seem to have switched sides. Their article clearly articulates an idea which is sweeping the nation: that Mike Huckabee is the one stand-out candidate who can unite America behind God’s values.

Huckabees’ fans are not just bloggers ? He’s won the support of Chuck Norris, Janet Folger, Jim Gilchrist and even Ann Coulter to name only a small part of the Hucksplosion of support. I think all of these people can see that Huckabee is not just a man of great morality, he’s also a great campaigner:

See what I mean? Could anybody else in the GOP deliver a speech this powerful? Anybody who watches this video can see that Huck is a true Christ-Warrior: He’s man of great faith and integrity and one of the few people who genuinely speak for the American people. But does Mike have the strategic vision to communicate his message across America?

Most people thing that Sam Brownback’s campaign failed because he couldn’t work with his grass-roots supporters. For example the Brownback campaign mostly rejected Blogs4Brownback and Baptists4Browback, two largest communities full of willing supporters.

Is it any surprise surprise that his campaign over-spent lost momentum? Consequently these two communities with their hundreds of thousands of members are looking to Mike Huckabee for inspiration?

Will history repeat itself? I want to know if Huckabee has the courage to learn from Sam Brownback’s mistakes. Will he reject Sam’s elitist campaign strategy and start working with his potential grass-roots supporters? If so, I think we could be looking at the next occupant of the White-House.

Jimmy Goddard

Good news!? There?s one less homo in the government!? Amb-ass-ador Michael Guest must?ve thought he was real hot stuff when he marched up to Condaleeza Rice and demanded that his butt sex partner get the same health benefits as if he were a she and their relationship wasn?t a sin against God.? If he?d have had any kinda brains, he woulda known that he had about as much chance as getting what he wanted as Condi has of being a lesbian.? It oughta be pretty clear that the US don?t support homo marriage and when he found out that he wasn?t gonna get no exception he stamped his little wingtip shoes, threw back his $400 haircut and upped and quit.? Just quit.? And those are the kinds of soldiers you want on the front lines of the War on Terror?? I don?t think so.

Briefly Patriotic - Michael Guest

A Clinton insider today revealed that Hillary plans to make public sodomy legal in all states of America. Is this what you want for your children?!

She might be smiling. You won’t be.

Keep it with STR.com for more insider news on the latest developments in the Clinton camp!

Sam Johnston

Oh, boo hoo!? Lie-berals are shedding all kinds of tears over the destruction of a couple of tapes of towelheads getting their just desserts.? Boo hoo hoo.? Somebody fetch me a bucket cuz I’m about to throw up at the hypocrisy and just plain wrongness that passes for the lie-beral a-theology and “morals”.? I don’t even know where to start cuz every single “issue” they got just makes my tummy more and more upset.

What’s the thing that lie-berals love more than anything else in this world (outside of hating God, that is).?That’s right - Abortion.? I’ve talked before about how one of Killary’s first unholy acts if she became president (which she won’t) would be to actually perform an abortion herself.? After that, she’d make a law where you’d get a tax credit for every abortion you had with no limit on the number.? Why do you think lie-berals are flocking to her campaign like flies to freshly made dog poop?? They love death and suffering.? So, y’all are gonna forgive me when I say that lie-berals saying they don’t love torture is like saying homos don’t like butt sex.

The real reason they’re so bent outta shape about the tapes being destroyed is cuz they didn’t get to see ‘em.? Old Teddy Kennedy ain’t been sober since he found out that he wouldn’t get a copy of the tapes to put next to the tape of Mary Jo Kopechne drowning in his car.? Matter of fact, a friend of mine in the Promise Keepers says he’s got that on a tape loop and whenever he feels a little bit down he pops open a secret panel in his Senate office wall and just smiles, smiles, smiles.? And don’t think that Nancy “Mafia Princess” Pelosi ain’t weeping in her dago red neither.? They don’t call it the Culture of Death because they’re so concerned about killing pre-borns.? Lie-berals love death and suffering so much that they vote down abstinence-only education cuz they love AIDS and killing pre-borns.

Lie-berals wanna paint this thing as some kinda proof of that honest, hard-working CIA agents use excessive torture to get information to help bring an end to the glorious War On Terror.? What’s the point?? Whether or not we use torture can’t be the point unless you hate America so much that you’ll let some towelhead keep his secret about an Iranian nuclear missile set to destroy America?at midnight on New Year’s Eve.? Whether or not we use torture can’t be the point unless you hate America so much that you’ll bow down before some external foreign power like the so-called “Geneva Convention” that wants to penalize America for being the land of the free and winning WWII.? Everybody from President Bush on down has said that the United States don’t use torture as WE define the word.? When y’all gonna shut up and start trusting that President Bush has enough on his plate protecting the world from terror to have to listen to lie-beral whining?

What really pushes the bile up out of my stomach like Ted Haggard expelling a demon is that lie-berals keep trying to paint themselves as fiscally responsible.? They been trying to paint us as the tax-and-spenders but they ain’t changed their tune not one whit.? They still wanna throw money around like Michael Moore in a marshmallow factory.? Oh, sure, they’ll use their?bags made from marihuana to put their groceries in and claim to be saving money and show their commitment to “recycling” but it’s just a big lie-beral lie.? If they was really concerned about saving money and recycling why are they raising such a fuss about the CIA doing its best to recycle these tape and save the money they’d spend buying new ones?!? The party of fiscal and environmental responsibility???If y’all believe that then you’re probably giving money to CAIR and supporting the jihad against America.

Wise up, folks!?

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

STR readers who were kids during the 1980s might remember the ?Super Mario Brothers Super-Show?, back then one of the most bizarre Saturday morning shows. What many of you may not know is that this hyper-frenetic kids TV show was was turned into a series of video games that became somewhat popular in Japan.

Former champ wrestler “Captain” Lou Albano still makes a living by providing the voice of Nintendo’s Mario. Only the crazy Japanese could have been inspired to make a game from Lou’s crazy ideas!

Nintendo must be running out of ideas because this years’s over-hyped game is a return to Lou Albano’s psychedelic drug-fueled ?World of Mario?.

Nintendo have chosen this mediocre game as the subject of a multi million dollar advertising campaign. They intend to promote their red-capped plumber to a new generation of kids, but is that going to be enough to tempt kids away from Madden and some of the season’s excellent sporting titles.Super Mario Galaxy for Nintendo’s budget-price Wii console is basically a re-hashing of their 1991 ?classic? Super Mario Sunshine, in fact astute readers will notice that it shares exactly the same plot!

This is hardly likely to be a problem for Nintendo because almost nobody who has played the previous generation of Mario’s antics will be young enough to consider buying this ‘re-booted’ Mario.

As with all of Mario’s games, the story is simple and largely irrelevant to the action: Mario’s girlfriend ?Princess Peach? has been once-again kidnapped by ?Bowser?, a satanic, spiked dragon-like demon. Rather than inform the relevant authorities, Mr Mario sets out as a sort of vigilante in order to rescue his beloved.

In order to rescue Peach the red-capped plumber has to collect satanic pentagrams, mis-translated as ?power-stars? with which Mario intends to increase his own demonic power to rival Bowser’s. These pentagrams are scattered around a number of ?galaxies? through which Mario must battle his way in order to retrieve. Pentagrams are rewarded for taking risks, performing stunts or acts of aggression

Troubling: Pentagrams like these are the object of Mario’s quest. The Japanise occultists who provided the inspiration for Mario’s galaxy clearly believed that kids would be more likely to believe in it if they made the occult symbols cute.

Mario is an excessively violent game: Mario must defeat a series of enemies by slamming into them, attacking them with a hammer, incinerating them or by jumping on their heads. I hate to think what might happen if impressionable liberal teens try to imitate Mario’s preposterous acrobatics. A game this violent should certainly come with stern disclaimers.

I downloaded this image from a teen Mario fan’s web-site. “Powned” is hacker slang for “murdered”. The child is throwing a red igloo and an unidentified device at the girl - an all too familiar picture of liberal on liberal game-related violence. Anybody who thinks that video games do not encourage violence should look at this image and think hard.

The bad news does not end there: Assisting Mario and his brother Wario is a cohort of drug-peddling ?Lumas? - star like beings who provide Mario with magic-mushroom like power-ups which in typical RPG style enhance his fighting ability.

The most valuable commodity the Lumas sell are ?star-bits? - the World of Mario equivalent of crack-cocaine. In my extensive play-testing of this game I counted over sixty overt references to drug-taking or drug culture. Do you really want your kids indoctrinated into the culture of instant gratification?Could it get any worse you ask? How about the occult? In one particularly horrific level Mario is forced to transform himself into a phantom. In this guise Mario can commune with other evil spirits, something that is expressly forbidden according to God’s law. What are Nintendo trying to tell us? That demonology is good, or that kids should study the occult as a means to grow more powerful? This is the unfortunate message that kids will take from Super Mario’s game.

Bottom line: Super Mario galaxy is a game that will most likely appeal to pre-teens and color-blind imbeciles. Younger players will not notice it’s absurd and wildly inconsistent plot. Adults (with the exception of nappy-fetishists) will find it’s childish style off-putting.

Parenting Advice: ShelleyTheRepublican recommends that families avoid this game on account of in the unlikely case that your local suppliers decide to stock it. As an alternative you should consider the excellent ?Left Behind: Eternal Forces?, which is a 100% Christian game which unlike Mario teaches essential life-skills which will be of value if your child is unfortunately not raptured.

Jimmy Goddard

I ain’t sure who God’s gonna chose for my VP but I’m kinda hoping it’s gonna be Gov. Huckabee and not just cuz God helped him not to be a fatty anymore.? He’s got a sound policy on Iran and understands the TRUE roll of the military in this country.? I also talk a little about the little known plot to kill Mary on her way to Bethlehem and why, as they said on Crosstalk, more unwed pregnancies happen during Christmas.

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

This week the liberal moonbat-ocrats are would like us to believe that they were right about Iran. According to a heavily partisan federal intelligence estimate Iran just might have given up their evil plans to build an atomic-bomb? Big freaking deal.

I want to draw your attention to a single word: Estimate

An estimate is what you do when you do not know the facts. It’s a word you use when you want to make it clear that you don’t really know for sure. Would you really want to risk America’s defence on a mere estimate? Of course not.

George W. Bush, he’s too smart to risk America’s safety on a mere estimate. He’s got a gut feeling that the Iranians are up to something, and he’s going to kick some towel-head butt.

Now let’s just suppose that there’s some truth to this estimate: We all know that the Iranians are some of the world’s most evil people. This would be the perfect time to strike first and primitively and permanently remove their ability to develop atomic weapons. Only a liberal would suggest that we should wait until Iran has nukes before we attack them?

Iran’s mastermind of evil: How long are we going to let him get away with it?

We at STR wish to make a plea for common sense: The only sensible thing to do at a time like this is to stay the course in Iran. We need to show the Islamofascists that we are not fooled by their pretense at non-violence.

STR supports American Patriots for Justice and Liberation in Iran: This grass-roots activism group understands that the Iranian people will only be free once we move in and shut down their evil government.

We need to aggressively strike in the name of peace, and that means reigeme change in Iran… NOW.

Jimmy

Dear Friends

During the last STR-prayer meeting we, the editors of ShelleyTheRepublican.com voted for this weeks “Hero of the Week”. It was no competition, really. Our good personal friend, radio talk show personality: Mr. Michael Savage of the Savage Nation won the title once again for his amazing rant about the muzlims book of hate!

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Islam is about oppression, about hate, killing and terrorist attacks, pain, suffering, humiliation, mutilation, torture and war. They practice cruelty against children, women and animals, they rule by the sharia law which demands stoning for even minor offenses. Islam is NOT a religion of peace. That is a simple fact and it needs to be said. Period.

Thank you Michael for speaking out! Thanks for telling America the truth. You are not only STR’s favorite person but my personal hero, too.

God bless you my friend,
Shelley N. Goodman

It?s a well known fact that Mormons, like Muslims, are allowed to lie when it suits them.? This is another reason why Mitt Romney shouldn?t be president of the United States.? So maybe Mitt Romney told the folks that do his lawn not to hire illegal taco-jockeys and maybe he didn?t.? Still, when a lie-beral ?newspaper? like the Boston Globe (which ain?t even fit for a cockroach to relieve himself on) camps out in front his home to find out whether the taco-jockeys raking his leaves are legal or not?.well, it ain?t right.? It ain?t the three or four burrito-burners raking leaves that?s the problem.? It?s the millions of ?em streaming across the border and taking jobs away from good honest Christian Americans that they should be looking into.? A newspaper prying into the private life of an American citizen, even a Mormon, shows what kind of police state we?re headed toward if the democrat party wins in 2008.

The Boston Globe - The REAL Big Brother

Christmas is a time to be thankful for everything that God gave us.? Thankful for this greatest nation on God?s green earth.? Thankful for a Commander in Chief that ain?t afraid to fight an unknown enemy on an invisible battlefield.? Thankful that he don?t listen to polls or pundits but stays true to God?s instructions.? We?re thankful for an economy that ain?t never gonna slow down.? We?re thankful for wives who know how to be helpers and kids that know when they oughta shut up and show some respect.

Proverbs 13:24 - “He who spares the rod hates his son,
but he who loves him is careful to discipline him.”? Is it
any wonder why our jails are packed with the spoiled
off-spring of ex-hippies and homos?

But mostly we?re thankful to God for sending down His only son to be killed by the Jews so that we could have everlasting life.

Given that far too many of the folks that read our Christian blog ain?t Christians themselves but homos, witches, Catholics and Mormons it probably ain?t a bad idea to remind y?all of what Christmas is ? the birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ and without him the world would be one great big San Francisco full of towelheads having gay sex right in front of your kids and grandparents.

Where would we be without the morals we have
because of Jesus?? It would be than a never-ending
Folsom Street Fair except everybody would have
to bow down to Mecca before they got sodomized.

It’s pretty obvious that the Jews that run business in America came up with a plan to subvert Christmas by cheapening its meaning with a lot of junk that ain’t got nothing to with God, Jesus or morality of any kind.? From Tickle Me Elmo to red and green flavored condoms given out by the ACLU to your kindergartner very few people buying presents even stop to think about what Jesus wants us to give for Christmas.? Even Michael Moore knows that Jesus would weep at the sight of a dental dam with the words “Happy Swallow-Days” printed on it.

Now we’re planning on putting out a holiday buying guide but this one product caught my eye and after praying, Jesus told me, “yes, Billy Bob, y’all gotta put that up ASAP.”? And you don’t say no to Jesus especially around his birthday.

So here’s the Unborn Baby - US Troop Model ornament

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Like my pastor says all the time - children are the soldiers of the future.? The killing of pre-borns affects almost every aspect of our life from the health of Social Security to maintaining America’s infrastructure to keeping the price of gasoline affordable, but most of all we need to save our pre-borns because them towelheads breed like rabbits and it’s gonna be up to future generations of Americans to continue to fight in the glorious War on Terror.

This little guy encased in a womb of durable yet attractive plastic is already loaded for bear and y’all just know that his momma’s swelling not only with this future G.I. Joe inside her but also with American pride!? I ain’t ashamed to say that when I first came across this lil fella my eyes filled with the tears of a patriot.? As a matter of fact, I wating to see if there’s some kinda bulk discount so I can not only give ‘em out to everyone I know but also cover my whole tree with ‘em!? Ain’t the kids gonna love seeing that!

And God will, too!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com