Iowa - God Wins, Evil Loses
A couple of months ago, lie-beral satanists,?homos and rug-munchers had a great big ol’ chuckle about Janet Folger’s Values Voter Debates.? They couldn’t wrap their thick monkey skulls around why someone would wanna figure out who the most moral and God-fearing candidate was or even why you’d wanna vote for someone like that when you could vote for a Wiccan lesbian.
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Lesbians like Air America’s Rachel Maddow think
voting for a candidate with personal integrity and
a personal relationship with Jesus is a joke.
A lot of fake conservatives didn’t understand it either.? “God?? Who cares about God?? We don’t need them bible thumpers to become president!”? Nobody thought the dumb0c-RATS would show up the the debate since none of them can enter a church without blood seeping out of their pores, but it was just a little more than disappointing when the so-called “front runners” decided they didn’t need to dance with them that brung ‘em.? A lot of them spit in Mrs. Folger’s face which is about as close to spitting in God’s face as you can get.? Of course, not all of them did.? Ron Paul showed up so he could spit in the Values Voters’ faces in person.? But Tancredo, Hunter and Amb. Keyes came to have an open and honest dialouge about just what the power of Christ could do to put America back on top.
But it was Mike Huckabee, the former chubby governor of Arkansas who walked away with the endorsement of an audience picked soley for their open-mindedness and willingness to listen.? He knew that will-power didn’t slim him down to a human weight and that will-power wouldn’t gain him the nomination.? It was God that was gonna do that.? At that night at the VVD, that’s what God did.? Gov. Huckabee walked away with from the debate with God’s and Janet Folger’s blessing for the Republican candidate.
Just as God changed Gov. Huckabee from an unattractive,
mishapen lump into a swan, he did the same thing for his
candidacy.
And everybody laughed.
“Don’t you know that the evangelical vote is old hat,” they sneered.? “There’s no way that a Christian can become president!? Christians don’t have butt-sex!? Satan and his culture of death rule the land.? Only baby-killers can become president!”? For a long time, woudn’t no one even talk about Gov. Huckabee but to make some snide crack about “third tier candidates” and “religious whackjobs”.
But they don’t call God, “God” for nothing.? Pretty soon the frontrunners didn’t look so front anymore as they watched Gov. Huckabee’s newly reduced butt as he passed them in the polls.? Then, whaddya know - they stated talking like they was just kidding about poo-pooing God.
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The Three Satanic Stooges - Romney, Ruby and Godzilla.
Frontrunners or backpedellers?
I guess, like The Sammy Hall Singers say, they thought they had plenty of time.
Well, time ran out last night on ‘em and Gov. Huckabee came out on top.
I would advise y’all to get down on your knees right now and apologize to God and Janet Folger for laughing.? I ain’t gonna be held responsible for what happens if you don’t.
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Hallelujah! Praise Jesus! I told you it was going to happen! Mike Huckabee is well on his way to being our next great Christian president following in the footsteps of our current great Christian President George W. Bush. It was even nice to see that colored guy Ubama beat out the Hildabeast not that any of us conservatives would vote for a former Muslim terrorist over any Republican and especially a good Christian Republican like Mike Huckabee. The tide is turning my Christian friends. This country may be not slipping down into the bowels of hell after all despite all the evil doings of lie-brals, homos, lezbos, tree huggers, animal huggers, vegetarians and rappers. Whenever the Good Lord decides to call him home though Sedgewick P. Hunsaker is ready which is more than all the heathens can say! Praise Jesus!
Sedgewick P. Hunsaker
True Christian
Proud Republican
Just once…just once…I’d like to see a member of a non-Christian religion get elected President. Just to see what kind of job they’d do. Sure, there would probably be a lot of public outcry, but since when has the government cared about the public?
But that’s beside the point.
The point is, you don’t have to be Christian to be a good person. End of story, folks.
Great pic of that fabulous executive transvestite brit, Eddie Izzard!! I guess Billy Bob Neck has an infatuation with liberal europeans. ;) Maybe he secretly wants to become one, rather than the retarded southern redneck that he is…
38% for Barrack Obama. HUZZAAAH!
(Which also means that the dems are less splintered than the reps!)
“It was even nice to see that colored guy Ubama beat out the Hildabeast not that any of us conservatives would vote for a former Muslim terrorist over any Republican and especially a good Christian Republican like Mike Huckabee”
I suggest you put up some real evidence about Obama being a former terrorist. Otherwise, you?Ǭ¥re a slandering, lying sack of **** for all eternity. Put up or shut up.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
hey billy bob “idiot” nick what do you think of huckabees stand on immigration:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_positions_of_Mike_Huckabee#Immigration
i bet youre gonna love this you ultra republican asshole
I find it ironic that Huckabee looks better in his ‘before’ picture than ‘after’.
“He knew that will-power didn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t slim him down to a human weight and that will-power wouldn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t gain him the nomination. It was God that was gonna do that.”
Presidential wannabe with no self-confidence? You’re screwed.
“…Gov. Huckabee?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s newly reduced butt…”
It’s OK, Billy. You gotta put these feelings out in the open, or we can’t treat ‘em.
“The Three Satanic Stooges…”
#3 looks a lot like Cheney.
“I would advise y?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢all to get down on your knees right now and apologize to God and Janet Folger for laughing.”
Why would I apologize to God for His laughing?
I was delighted this morning to see Obama taking the lead in Iowa. And that Huckabee won, well yeah, that’s to be expected in a state with such a high percentage of social conservative evangelicals. Huckabee will not win many other states, it’ll just be McCain or Guiliani who wins the Rep’s nomination anyway.
Would be a good thing if Huckabee ran vs Obama tho, that only means a certain victory for the Dems.
Oh well, everything is better than the Bush clan, so it doesn’t really matter.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
Tony Blair -
Dont worry, whoever gets in wont walk over UK… after all.. weve a fat scot to sit on people now :)
Billy Bob Neck -
Have to love how you cant write a single factual thing with out having to offend everyone under the sun… way to show maturity… maybe i should write at your ability to make it clearer… hmm…..
You american jesus sucking gay prosititute who eats children sausages and fluff under the bed… you couldnt write a non - defamatory sentence grounded in reality if you tried.
Any beter?
Why use…..
“dumb0c-RATS,lie-beral satanists, homos,rug-munchers..” etc etc… why? Does it actually help prove something?
“Why use?¢‚Ǩ¬¶..
?¢‚Ǩ?ìdumb0c-RATS,lie-beral satanists, homos,rug-munchers..?¢‚Ǩ¬ù etc etc?¢‚Ǩ¬¶ why? Does it actually help prove something?”
It makes BBN feel like he’s smart I guess. Sadly enough he proves time and time again he’s nothing more than an over-eager redneck.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
no billy hucabee was just a fat bastard who went on some liberal diet secretly and then said it was god who did it you fucking southern redneck child molester
i will laugh my ass off when that child of satan and the antichrist and white trash redneck huckabee don’t get that nominee. that will me laugh
from a damn proud liberal who’s voting for obama the real american. and not the satanic republicans such as huckabee
You are just as crazy as Huckabee is.
haha jenny lol.XD
It is kind of funny your supporting McCain now you hypocrites at STR.
FUCK THE RAPTURE
Huckabee isn’t on the ticket anymore. What do we do?
Eric Whitfield
Huckabee will not win many other states, it’ll just be McCain or Guiliani who wins the Rep’s nomination anyway.The point is, you don’t have to be Christian to be a good person. End of story, folks.
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frankline
Iowa Drug Treatment
This country may be not slipping down into the bowels of hell after all despite all the evil doings of lie-brals, homos, lezbos, tree huggers, animal huggers.Thank you.
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frankline
Iowa Drug Treatment
Regardless if its Clinton or Obama, I still think either of them going against McCain will not be a difficult fight to win. He is just going to look like an old grandpa ready for the nursing home out there with either of them against him. I think either can go head to head with him and win.
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Mehek
Iowa Alcohol Addiction Treatment