A Website That Won’t Make You Vomit
Just about every time you go on the internets you get bombarded with explicit pornography. Yesterday, I did a search on “Jesus, I need you” and a whole bunch of pictures popped up that surely came from the Devil himself - foul, disgusting pictures filled with nudity and perversions that only a deviant like Richard Dawkin could imagine.
But like Jesus says - ask and ye shall receive! Just as I was ready to chuck my computer into the sinkhole in my backyard, I got a email on the Christian Newswire about a new website that’s gonna bring family values back to the World Weary Web.
Christian Family Tube ain’t only a good name for a website but it don’t make no bones about what it’s about. Good, faithful Christians tried like anything to make YouTube a decent place for decent folks but instead they feature hardcore pornograpy, Wiccan ceremonies and Darwinists. But God don’t lay down for that kinda thing for long. He put the Spirit to work and now Christians finally got a good place to go.
Christian Family Tube ain’t just about tubes, though. Sure, they got some real good videos that’ll tickle everybody’s funny bone while providing a good strong family message
I hope you’ll stop by and support this site cuz we Christians need all the help we can get!
God is Love!
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Hooray! First Comment!
It’s great to see you are back in the states ( I think)
Nice job playing the “terrorist” by the way.
Goddaomn, your funny.
Hooray for youtube!
Oh, btw,
your all still racist, homophobic bastards.
hahaha khandnalie i loved what you just to him lmfao. why would i even support a piece of shit web site for dumbass christians like you. ain’t no way in hell god is gonna let a flaming homosexual like you billy bob neck into heaven. you ain’t no christian billy bob cause christians don’t speak vile, venomous, proganda bullshit like you do. so go to hell loser. and you talk about youtube having hardcore pornography,wiccan ceremonies,and darwinists and you say god don’t lay down for that. is’nt that what the virgin mary did when she got knocked up with jesus. so kiss my ass and fuck your god and your religion.
And you stupid republicans are like ” Oh my god, mass effect shows you a butt for 5 seconds, it’s the sex box”. Ok let me tell you, Mass effect does not show “sex” and then your like, theres all this porn online. stupid idiot, Next your going to say,”lego star wars is the sex box because they show leiia giving a quick peck on the cheek to luke.”
That’s not free stuff!Stuff is shit like a corvette or a plasma or an xbox 360 or a wii.This shit is basically a youtube account and who the fuck plays tic-tac-toe online?All you need is a pencil and a piece of paper.And which fucking game teaches you to rob a liquor store while having gay sex?First of all there is no game in which you have to do that,second that’s just fucking bad strategy who the fuck does that?!And believe you me there is no hardcore porn on youtube I have searched and searched and couldn’t find porn.Lastly,Sara fuck you don’t judge my religion using these fuckwits or I swear to God I will find you and beat the shit out of you!
Peace out from the friendly Sith Lord of the outer rim,Darth Revan.
THIS site makes me vomit, personally.
@Darth Raven which is why they invented the restraing orders cause of comment #5.
and another thing darth A.you either typed that threat.
or B.STR edited that comment
once again @darth you posted a comment on gods hitlist that you did’nt mean to offend me and in this article a website that won’t make you vomit threatening me that or swear to god you will find me and beat the shit out of me and i mean this in a friendly manner and no offense but would you please make up your mind about not offending me thank you.