What will prayer do for America in 2008?
My fellow Christians,
America has grown strong on Christian values - a great nation built on the foundation of one faith. With God on our side we will be undefeated, but unfortunately there is an? element within our society who hates America and our cherished values.
America’s conservatives must unite in prayer to face down our devil-crazed adversaries.? Please keep reading Shelley The Republican for inspiration about which threats we should all pray about.
We at Shelley The Republican have compiled a list of the people who hate American values the most. It’s not so much our list, but God’s list - he tells us what to write and we write it: A list of people who hate God and fight against the teachings of Jesus Christ and the Holy words of the Bible.
Last year when many of our loyal readers volunteered to pray for the end of God’s enemies we won big-time. Amongst the sinners that God decided to send to Hell were Saddam Hussein and Kurt Vonnegut. See what prayer can accomplish? Unfortunately Satan is at work and our list of God’s enemies is growing.
America still needs your help: Of the many names on God’s hit-list the vast majority of them are still active, spreading their evil perversion. If you know any of these people we urge you to call upon them to repent from their sins, but failing that God tells us that we must pray for them to be brought to justice.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
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The power of prayers is an unstoppable force!
God bless you for this wonderful article, Jimmy!
Shelley N. Goodman
hahahaha!!!!
“Of the many names on God?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s hit-list the vast majority of them are still active, spreading their evil perversion”
contrasted with:
“The power of prayers is an unstoppable force!”
Well obviously not Shelley!
Oh and as an Atheist, I don’t hate God, I just don’t believe in him. I’m sure if he existed he would be awesome, sitting on his white fluffy cloud with a long white beard, answering prayers on a whim…
Shelley,
when you’re bringing up the hitlist topic yourself, I want to ask again: Why am I still not on the list? Over the course of last year I’ve been pretty active debunking the crap that this site spews out on a daily basis. Furthermore, I am:
1. Dutch (you know, the country with the free weed and legal prostitution)
2. European
3. Liberal
4. Pro guncontrol
5. Consistently pro-life (Against the death penalty AND abortion, which by the way proves your hypocrisy)
6. Pro drug legalisation
7. I believe in a peaceful nonracist Jewish Jesus, whereas you believe in a Aryan Racist Nazi Jesus.
But above all I don’t hate everyone who disagrees with me and therefor have no need of compiling a Hitlist.
Can I be on the list now? Looks like fun.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
“It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s not so much our list, but God?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s list - he tells us what to write and we write it”
So… Did He phone you or something?
Sincerely,
Anne
The Netherlands
if god phoned her god probably wanted phone sex from her.
Actually Thomas deserves a spot on the hitlist more than I do… I mean he’s been around longer and generally makes more intelligent arguments (or at least wittier ones). Good to see my name’s still up there despite my going AWOL though, thanks for gathering your few fans against us on the list again… hopefully it’ll spark up the interesting debates of yore.
“Str-Reader ?¢‚Ǩ?ìWraith?¢‚Ǩ¬ù”
-Wraith
its funny people know what god wants…..
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you know he talked to me too, he said…….how about a cup of STFU.
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hahaha rocket hahaha i love that. XD