Guest Writer - Hien Phuc Bao
[Note - We became aquainted Mr. Bao after watching him concientously mop the floor at a local Wendy's.? We considered his work ethic to be stellar, moving the trash bins to ensure that any dirt caught under them would be irradicated and paying close attention to the edges and corners of the restaurant floor.? The manager, believing that such attention to detail consumed too much time, insisted that Mr. Bao "step up the pace or go back to ChinkLand".? When Mr. Bao protested he was Vietnamese, said manager informed him with a torrent of profanity that he was now fired and to "use those slant-eyes to look for a new job".[Naturally, this distressed Mr. Bao.? Rather than show anger, he knelt on the spotless floor, put his hands together and prayed in what we assumed his native tongue although it admittedly sounded like gobbedlygook to us.? Watching this act of faith in the Creator, we quickly informed Mr. Bao that we would move Heaven and Earth to find him a job mopping floors in a restaurant that would appreciate his artistry and dedication to the mop.? As the tears fell down his cheeks and he pumped our hands in gratitude ("Tank you, GI Joe...America nummer one") we released him from his slavery, taking his phone number and giving him a ride to the bus stop.? We are pleased to inform you that he now works at a McDonalds which, as the manager tells us, has never had such clean floors.[We occasionally speak with Mr. Bao on the days when we decide on McDonalds for lunch and found out that he recently became an American citizen, renouncing foul and fetid jungle of dog eaters in Vietnam.? "I learn speak American from you website," he told us, "and I want pay back to you debt for good good job giving me.? I write you website, GI Joe."? As Christians and Americans, we could not turn down this heartfelt, if grammatically incorrect request.]
My name Hein Phuck Bao and I American.? I get my paper that say I American two months.? You now call me GI Joe!? Ha ha!? I kidding you!
I come Vietnam twenty year.? I come legal not like brown beaner who sneak border.? I proud my new country.? I love my new country.? America nummer one!?
When I live Vietnam, I live like mud man.? I eat dog.? I not know Jesus.? I think American bad and throw stones at GI Joe because they kill my family.? One GI Joe he give me Holy Bible and tell me God want American save Vietnam.? He tell me he sorry GI Joe kill my family but it mistake and they think my family look just like other family that want kill GI Joes.? He tell God no like people eat dog and no like commies.? Me no like commies too and not like eat dog.? It too stringy.
GI Joe say I help out in mess hall mop floors real good and learn of Jesus.? He teach me good talking with American.? “America nummer one!”? “Death before dishonor!”? “Die, hippie, die!”? He teach me read use bible and I learn that there only one God who make world and everything in it and he make me too.? He tell me he take me to America where everyone free and no one eat dog.? I happy.
Then all GI Joes leave Vietnam quick quick and I look GI Joe friend but I no see him.? Soon no more GI Joes in Vietnam.? I hear of boat to America and tell them I mop good floor for America and they let me on tell me they get me job if I give money.? I say I no money and they say gold teeth money and I give them gold teeth and?money?from job they get me.??So I pull them out there and give them.? I go to America!
It not so easy when I get.? They tell me cut up pig and you give us money you get.? Soon I know they bad men.? I ask God to help me.? He tell me they pigs too and I treat them like pigs.? Me and other Vietnamese cut them up.? We free now.? I go find my GI Joe.? Look long time but find him Iowa.? I tell him he help me find job mop floor.? He tell me I got wrong GI Joe.? I go church and pray and cry and ask God answer my prayers to give me job and make me American and give me new teeth.? I no take long time but God answer prayer and now I American.
I tell story so you know I love American.? I no eat dog here.? I love Jesus.? I love President Bush.? I finally vote election 2008.? This make me happy cry when I think.? But make me sad cry too when I think evil bad people want run country I love.? Evil bad people want destroy country I love.?
I no understand America when they want Muslim who no salute America flag in White House.? He no show respect for country of free.? It not right.? All the mornings I put up flag and salute flag and pledge allegiance flag because I have respect America.? Obama muslim and no love America.? If he love America he salute flag but he not.? He no love America and it mean he no love God.? Why you vote for him?
I no understand when they say they want kill baby in White House.? That no respect.? I see my family killed mistake by GI Joes and it no good but it war.? To have president who kill baby for fun - why you vote for this?? Why American no understand bad?? Why American vote to someone kill family not on mistake but on meaning it?? It make me cry.? It make Jesus cry.? Why it no make democrat cry?
I new GI Joe citizen of America.? You need listen that I see great America being and there many other like me want live in Land of Free Home of Brave.? If you no love America and want America become bad then you leave.? You live Vietnam.? You live Cambodia.? You eat dog.? Me no eat dog no more because me American.
You vote in election 2008 and stop democrats from kill America and God!
I am hope blessing God
Hien Phuc Bao
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God bless this fine Christian gentleman. These are the immigrants we need in our great country instead of all those illegal aliens from Mexico who are taking our jobs and going on welfare and putting a taco stand on every corner. My only suggestion for Mr. Bao is that he change his middle name which sounds a little vulgar to my Christian mind. Can we have him change PHUC to FRANK or something? As far as eating dog I learned in Korea while I was fighting the commies that aint too bad if you are hungry. Put a little tabasco sauce on it and it makes some mighty fine stew you know. Praise Jesus!
Sedgewick P. Hunsaker
True Christian
Proud Republican
Hey!
I read a statistic that says people that are under the average educational level often are christians. Most people with an average education don’t believe.And people with a high qualified education are often christians as well. I would say you definately belong to the first ones. It’s just a statistic and nothing else but it makes sense to mee if you think about the psychological aspect.
Greetings from Germany the country of all the ugly and evil people like I could learn from your pretty homepage.:-) God bless America!!!! The land of the free, that are definately not controlled by the media!! Hahahaha!!!!
It’s fantastic to hear that the uncivilized from half way round the world can be brought the joys of letting Christ into their hearts and also to hate hippies.
Makes me darn proud to see how the American Way of Life can even change the heart of a communist slant-eye!
God bless America!
Shelley N. Goodman
Shelly, aren’t the Vietnamese slope-eyes? Are you mistaking him for a Chink?
My intention is to brutally sodomize every writer on this website with my umberealla-ella-ella
This article lost all credibility in the preamble.
You learned English by reading the articles on this website?
That explains so much…
~ Necromacide
this story is bullshit. republicans only help themselves out. mexicans are taking back the land that was taken from them by the white man unjustly. in a few years mexicans will be the majority in this shithole that republicans made and you will cease to be a super power.
HAHAHHAHAAAAAH oh god… this is fake. can ANYONE NOT SEE THIS? THIS IS NOT A REAL STORY! this is the work of an affiliate of shelley’s. i know this for a fact. and if you don’t believe me, go learn vietnamese. if he WAS from vietnam he wouldn’t have that grammar. his grammar would be different. although you (whichever one of you co-workers) wrote this, DID have it down that they mis use ? , . ! and every other sub-character. but he wouldn’t repeat with a ? after every sentence. if anything, he would space out his punctuation such as I come vietnam , I 20 year old , or something of that sort. can anyone tell that this is just one of shelley’s little plots to try and convert more people? fuck you shelley. fuck god. fuck billy bob neck and his redneck faggot ass. and FUCK YOUR CHILDREN SHELLY! FUCK THEM UP THE ASS LIKE JESUS WILL WHEN YOU GO TO HELL AND BURN (by the way, there is no such thing as heaven or hell. or even god)