Kenny vs. Spenny - Forced Man-Rape, Anal Sex and Bestiality on Public Television
The God-hating lefty’s on Canadian television have once again cooked-up another vitriol and bile-filled episode of Kenny versus Spenny, giving a black eye to morality and Christian values. In Episode 4: Who Can Stand Being Tied To A Goat The Longest? both Kenny Hotz (a jew) and Spencer Rice (a catholic) appear as their respective selves, but this time they’re tied to a goat, with a pitiful attempt at comedic banter like in their previous sad forays on cable television. Needless to say, one might as well take for granted that a jew and a catholic would put forward propaganda aimed at undermining the moral order that makes society great.
Kenny and Spenny think it’s a hoot mocking holy matrimony, but as the STR readership will concur the only righteous relationship was like the one between Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
This episode goes further than any other in denigrating those Christian values that make us the freest and happiest people in the world. In America we love freedom, but everyone here understands that freedom isn’t free. Something Kenny and Spenny the chowderhead Canucks don’t seem to grasp in their constant mocking and scoffing of everything and anything moral and good.
The list of hatred and nastiness in this show defies all reason, including but not limited to:
- Public urination caught on film of Kenny Hotz on Spencer Rice’s bed
- Death and evisceration of a goat
- Forced man-rape
- Bestiality and anal sex with a goat
With dialogue that includes Kenny stating: “.. go on.. take that goat cock… take that big goat cock” is Kenny versus Spenny really something appropriate for broadcast on television?
Something must be done to stop this, and quickly. Kenny versus Spenny cannot continue to be shown on television, anywhere. Congress and the FCC may show compassion, but Jesus is not so kind in His judgements on the wicked.
Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast III
(Episode 4 segment courtesy YouTube!, photo of Kenny and Spenny courtesy http://kennyhotz.spaces.live.com/photos )
It’s Spenny from Kenny Vs. Spenny. I have to say that I don’t take issue with too many of your observations, except that you have tarred me with the same brush with which you rightly tarred Kenny. With rare exceptions, it’s Kenny, not me, who is responsible for the worst behavior on the show. In fact, I have always prided myself on trying to display a strong sense of traditional values. For example, I think marriage and family values are essential to a successful and decent society. In fact, I think it’s precisely thosevalues that has made the U.S. such a special place. I could go on about my opinions on social and spiritual issues, and I think you’d find a friend, not a foe.
One of the reasons I agreed to do the show was that I believed, and still do, that the show makes Kenny look bad — but unfortunately not to everyone. My entire life I have tried to educate Kenny to the value of ethics and at least trying to do the right thing. I, of course, have failed miserably, partly because the society, sadly, seems to reward bad behavior, and Kenny is nothing if not an opportunist.
The other point I’d like to make is that the show is deceptively simple. It actually speaks to moral issues in a very real and direct way. The debates –on blogs like this — that spin off the show are surprisingly heady, and that makes me proud. We are not Jack Ass ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äú at least I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m not.
The show is also a comedy. It’s really meant to make people laugh. Of course, some people will hate it and think that it’s gross. I accept and understand that perspective. I love “Leave it to Beaver” and “The Andy Griffith Show”. I realize that you don’t have to be “dirty” to be funny, but we?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re reality TV, not scripted, and we try to keep things as honest as possible, for good or ill.
Lastly, a word on Kenny: Yes, he’s grotesque, narcissistic, dishonest and smelly, but he’s also funny (sometimes, in my opinion) and without his “evil” the show wouldn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t work for me. It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s odd couple dynamic that makes the show work. But Kenny, at the end of the day, is quazi-decent man. His most distasteful antics are for effect. The amazing thing is that our personas, warts and all, are an honest, if not magnified, representation of our true selves. We’re both stuck with our fundamental personalities and we try our hardest to be true to them.
God Bless,
Spenny
Well that was one of the most disgusting and vulgar things I have ever seen in my whole life. I knew those Canucks was a bunch of heathens and commies and sissies too for not helping us out in Iraq but this takes the cake. I aint been so disgusted since we stayed at a motel in Lubbock and they had skin flicks on their TV. Naked people doing the nasty 24 hours a day right there on the TV. I protested so loudly the next morning that the manager took the $18.50 TV charge off of our bill. I only watched it because my wife Mavis wanted to and she was shocked too after a couple of hours. As bad as that stuff was there wasnt nobody having sex with goats. Thats something you would only see in this country in San Francisco and never on TV unless maybe you got that dirty HBO or Sinimax. If they show that stuff on regular TV up there that country is really going to Hell. Thats all she wrote.
Sedgewick P. Hunsaker
True Christian
Proud Republican
Hey Spenny, please lick me, I’m almost as filthy as you. Oh take me Satan please!
Yes the show is dirty, disgusting, and downright wrong, and you know what? It’s the best show on TV..
Get a life, Kenny vs Spenny = 10/10
woww you Christians need to live alittle. i really hope your vegetarians or else your argument falls a bitt short. anyhow, the goat was never harmed nor killed, and if you dont like the tv station change it or cancel it. its really not that hard.
Shaz .
True believer that religion is brainwashing
Proud Canadian!–Go Hilary :) haha
ps. make another season, KvS 5!!
- and another note. if you want to advocate to something that will make a difference. argue the value system that is diminished by the slaughtering farms.
Thanks for the heads-up. The post above yours made me a litte suspicious…a Colbert Report kind of thing.
Anyhow, my sentiments still apply. I’ll defend the show to the bitter end because I think it’s funny and honest.
Naively Yours,
Spenny
This is absolutely rediculous. You ignorant people are bitching over a TV show. I swear to god. Could you people be any more narrow minded??? I have a simple situation to your dilema. DON’T FUCKING WATCH THE TV SHOW IF YOU’RE AGAINST IT! If you ignorant people actually knew what went on in the world, you would realize that being gay or lesbian is not a problem. I’m gay, and my parents are Christians as well. But they accept me and support me in any way possible. I know I’m not evil and immoral. I’m a virgin and I’m waiting for the right man. I’m a peace activist, straight A student, and I help people in whichever way I can. And you know what, I’ll be vulgar right now, but if I want to have someone shove their dick in my ass, then that’s mine and my partners buisness, not yours.
You say you’re a proud American, but to be quite honest, you don’t even know what it means to be a proud, let alone TRUE American.
Oh, and FYI…If you were a proud American, then you would know at least a little bit about our country’s history, which I’m considering you know nothing of, seeing that half the stuff you post on this damned website is completely and utterly foolish.
Ever heard of separation of Church and State? Yes, the word “GOD” is in the Declaration of Independence, but it is nowhere seen in the Constitution, which is what our country is based off of, not the religious scum like you. Now don’t get me wrong, not all religious people are like YOU, but if you were at least a little more peaceful and loving as opposed to being judgemental and condemning, you would see that life would be much easier and peaceful, and who knows, maybe even your afterlife.
If there’s one thing I do know, it’s that Jesus doesn’t hate the bullshit on your so-called “hit list”. If anything, he HATES the HATERS. Why would you hate something he created and loves?
There’s some food for thought, Chuck.
Respectfully,
Jer Snider
By the way, Im only 17….Shows how much you know.
If this site is a joke, I am not laughing. However I will say this… If you are going to slander something at least get your facts straight; How can it be seen as public urination when he was doing it in his own home? The goat was not killed it was a lamb that had already been killed and skinned for consumption and is it really anal sex when no penetration had occured? Maybe your “rant” would have been better if you paid more attention to the actual facts. Nothing like pointing out the obvious. I happen to think that Kenny vs. Spenny is the best Canadian show ever made and if you have a problem with it, don’t watch it. No one is forcing you to tune in to Comedy Central on Sunday nights.
Now if you will excuse me… I am going to participate in some pre-marital sodomy
Snider:
Jesus actually hates gays. He comes with a sword to do God’s will. You are making up a soppy Jesus who is not in the Bible. Shame on you. If the Bible jesus met you, the first thing He’d do would be to cast the demon from out of you. Perhaps you aren’t as Christian as you think?
If this site is a joke, I am not laughing. However I will say this?¢‚Ǩ¬¶ If you are going to slander something at least get your facts straight; How can it be seen as public urination when he was doing it in his own home? The goat was not killed it was a lamb that had already been killed and skinned for consumption and is it really anal sex when no penetration had occured? Maybe your ?¢‚Ǩ?ìrant?¢‚Ǩ¬ù would have been better if you paid more attention to the actual facts. Nothing like pointing out the obvious. I happen to think that Kenny vs. Spenny is the best Canadian show ever made and if you have a problem with it, don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t watch it. No one is forcing you to tune in to Comedy Central on Sunday nights
Just out of intrest, could anyone quote me the EXACT PASSAGE in the Bible that procliams Good hates homosexuals?
No, anything such as “it’s ingrained throughout” will not do. Nor will “Read the damn bible!”
“I knew those Canucks was a bunch of heathens and commies and sissies too for not helping us out in Iraq but this takes the cake.”
They helped you by doing YOUR job in Afghanistan. Only that they did it and still do it far better.
Otherwise: If you don?Ǭ¥t like, DON?Ǭ¥T WATCH IT.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
@Gyro “Just out of intrest, could anyone quote me the EXACT PASSAGE in the Bible that procliams Good hates homosexuals?”
“Thous shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind; it is abomination.” Lev. 18:22
Something ambiguously gay here? No, there is not.
Always Right
jesus does not hate gays. he hates the sin but not the person sheesh. why do these str people go out of their way to make peoples lives a living hell? god damn str if it so offense then do watch it sheesh.
i mean if it’s so damn offensive then don’t watch it. i mean sheesh it’s simple as that.
Re: #9 Post: Lisa M, can I have your phone number?
Spenny
haha lisa m that was a good one lol.
@sara “i mean if it?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s so damn offensive then don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t watch it.”
@Lisa M “…if you have a problem with it, don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t watch it.”
If a car crashed into a telephone pole and people inside were burning alive, would you just turn your back? If late at night your neighbor was striking his wife and you witnessed it accidentally through the window while holding a surprisingly powerful camera and telescopic lens (as happened to me once), would you not report it?
If people are engaging in sex orgies with a herd of goats would you not want them to get help? If they were taking turns peeing on each others’ beds?
Simply put Kenny vs. Spenny is a cry for help, and if I could figure out where Canada is it would be our duty to protest their filming at every opportunity.
Always Right
What is this love fest between sara carter and lisa m. and why are these broads repeating themselves. If these 2 dames aint lezbos my name aint Sedgewick P. Hunsaker. Thats all she wrote.
Dear Always Right,
If people were engaging in sex orgies with goats, I would use the surprisingly powerful camera and telescopic lens and immediately post it on youtube. But with all the other scenarios, I agree with you.
Canada is North. Wear something warm to the protest.
@ Sedgewick
Well maybee your name isn?Ǭ¥t Sedgewick… You are probably not even a man???
That also explains why you always end your comments with ” That?Ǭ¥s all she wrote”….
So a Lesbo ACTING like a man….
/True Christian
Re: #17 Post
Sure but I would rather not post it on here and have Always Right or Sedgewick call me (hahaha) but you can send me an email, I have no problem posting that for all to see. It is lerueleau@yahoo.com
Reply to Sedgewick: I am not a lesbian (not there is anything wrong with homosexuality) Is it such a problem for two women to compliment each other (and not be lesbians) rather then be in competition with each other?
Reply to Always Right #19 Post:
If I was walking by a car accident where people were burning to death I think I would risk getting arrested for public urination trying to put the fire out… Your metaphors really do not mesh well anyway. Not paying attention to people on fire is NOT the same as not watching Kenny vs. Spenny.
Christians are worse people than anyone, you judge, force opinions on others, and reject anything other than what you think. You are pathetic, you believe your fairy tales in the bible, and you worship somebody that lets people be raped, murdered, and forgotten. Where is this “god” you speak of? Surely he is up there shaking his head about a tv show, when he is ignoring those who suffer.
Chrisitans are bad people. i’d like to start with a quote i just saw on the bottom of the page saying “one more dead fag makes God happy”. that’s really christian..that’s being a good person isn’t it…well FUCK YOU. You judge people, fore your opions on them, and reject reality. YOur “god” is up there all pissed off about a tv show? well why isn’t he concerned with something a little more important, like people being raped, murdered, tortured, and forgotten. you’re so corrupt and ignorant it’s unreal. Keep waiting for the second coming…because it isn’t going to come. GOD IS NOT REAL..yeah go ahead and pray for me…last time i checked prayer is false hope as well.
@ Shawn Ruby.
Real Christians are NOT like those STR people. STR. has nothing to do with God or Jesus. Jesus isn?Ǭ¥t hatefull. The STR crew is just a minority, and 99% of Christians don?Ǭ¥t share their twisted version of Christianity.
STR. are just a bunch of pathetic claim to be Christians, who are giving Christianity a BAAAD name…
/True Christian
Aren’t you going to go to hell with the rest of us for watching the show yourself? Idiot.
@Shawn “Chrisitans are bad people”
Christian’s are good people. And the bible states you must worship Jesus as the son of God to be good as well. Or else.
@Spencer “But with all the other scenarios, I agree with you.”
Jesus wins, again!
@Lisa “Not paying attention to people on fire is NOT the same as not watching Kenny vs. Spenny.”
You’re right it’s not the same: sexual depravity and mocking Christian values like on Kenny vs. Spenny are in many ways worse. Your constant challenging the system is going to get you in a lot of trouble!
Always Right.
Charles “Chuck” Roast III
@ Always Right post 19.
canada is right above you idiot.
First off, no one is going to take anyone names “Always Right” seriously…
I feel so bad for “right-winger christians”… They are just mindless mules following the rules of an old book, with no self-judgment of they’re own.
I don’t know about any of you guys, but I have known plenty of real, by the book christians, (perhaps like #26) who believe in all of the same things, go to church every sunday, and do their best to help out… BUT ARE STILL GOOD PEOPLE. Sure i may disagree about gay marriage, but do they hold that against me? Do they tell me that I’m going to get chopped in two by jesus if i don’t submit my whole existence to their ideals? hell no…
People like STR use their faith as a weapon to promote violence, hate, and general negetivity to remove the ’scourge’ from the earth….
AND YOU BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE?!?! HAVE YOU READ THE FUCKING THING?!!??!!
If you accept the bible, then know that it was written by men who had received information from god, men who were just as susceptible to sin as you or me. Meaning that any part of the bible could be misrepresented to show the writers feelings rather than gods…
Now don’t go bashing me as a god hating atheist. I believe in god and jesus, i believe that jesus died for our sins, and i think that many of the morals that come from the bible are respectable, but i think that you should make up your own mind rather than follow the flock.
I think that god is above caring about petty things like gay marriage, because two guys having sex doesn’t hurt anyone else; and if god wants them to repent, i’m sure he doesn’t want or NEED you to go make their lives miserable. He loves his children and will forgive them for anything, he doesn’t just want to send all of the non-believers to hell.
Sorry that i’ve gone on so long, but i think we all see who is actually causing problems here.
-Note to spenny
Let me say that i am not a “spenny hater”, i do tend to lean more towards being a fan of kenny, but i think that you bring just as much to the table as he does.
That being said, i TRULY hope that you guys get along more than you do on camera, and if you don’t, then maybe you should both make an effort. I could completely wrong, i am truly ignorant of your guys actual relationship, but that is just my advice from my perspective.
Reply To Always Right
Then I look forward to being arrested for voicing my opinion for I believe in.
sedgewick hun i’m saying this as nicely as i can stop with the slanderous remarks cause if you don’t stop making slanderous remarks and false accusations i will slap a law suit on you so fast you won’t know what hit you. seriously give it a rest or you’ll be hearing from my lawyer i have apologized to you and made my peace with you even extending a olive branch to you. there fore my consciensus is clear and i will not apologize to you a second time i mean sedgewick stop with the slanderous remarks and false accusations or you will be hearing from my lawyer.
whoever wrote this shit is a real faggot, fuck u, get a life, quit trying to get rid of a show. go make ur own fucking boring show
fuck you, your a stupid faggot, quit crying about the show, there are so many other things you could bitch about. maybe its something that could really affect you, not a tv show. get a life you fucking douche
as a matter of fact sedgewick just give me your name and address cause first thing in the morning i’m calling a lawyer. this is the last and final straw sedgewick i’m getting tired of it and i’m tired of your slanderous and false accusations. i’ve tried to make peace with you. so i will be waiting for that info it’s about time someone put you in your place. apparently you can’t move on here’s two choices for you one we can do this in a peaceful matter or two i can slap a law suit on you for slander and false accusations and discrimination. cause i’m gonna need that info so i can send the legal documents it’s up to you sedgewick. i have moved on so leave me alone. think about this sedgewick before you reply your getting yourself into a lot of trouble. either be nice or else a lawyer will be involved in this and i mean it. and don’t even underestimate me either sedgewick cause when i say i’m gonna do something you be for certain i back it up so you’ve got choices here and in closing have a nice day.
#19 “If late at night your neighbor was striking his wife and you witnessed it accidentally through the window while holding a surprisingly powerful camera and telescopic lens (as happened to me once), would you not report it? ”
you must be such a saint, good thing your on the internet to tell everyone about how great you are.
this site in general really bothers me, even the one sided poll on what should happen to the communist radio station ( i thought free speech was a right in america). This site is the worst kind of propaganda I have ever seen. Rename the site to hitlertherepublican.com.
sara carter i have about as much respect for lawyers as I have for Democ-rats, lie-brals, illegal aliens, rappers, vegetarians and midgets so just shut your face with the threats. Being a good Christian I tried to be nice to you. See my response to your so called olive branch on the Heath Ledger post below this one to see what a nice guy I am. You are the one who wants to keep this going so if thats the way you want it thats okay with me. As far as my name and address that is only for my friends and none of my friends are crazy dames. Thats all she wrote. Sedgewick P. Hunsaker has spoken! Praise Jesus!
first i wanna clear things up i did’nt notice the comment on heath ledger until early this morning so yeah i jumped the gun. and i admit to that. and i will also admit i was wrong so give me some credit cause i did not see that comment until early this morning. and yes i will admit i jumped the gun ok i’m being truthful when i say i did’nt see it until early this morning so give me some credit ok. and no offense sedgewick but i do not recall asking you to be my friend hun. and i’m not crazy let’s get that straight. now this is cleared up my conscience is clear. have a nice day sedgwick wheather you wanna believe this or not if you believe it that’s good if not that’s fine but please lay off the slanderous remarks please i’m asking you nicely and respectfully sedgewick now i won’t call you names and i’ll respect you but please do the same thank you. i’m not a bad person and i’m not crazy so please lay off the name calling please. i will give you credit yes you were nice in your comment on the heath ledger. but i swear i ddid not see it until early in the morning. so i think we can move on from me. i’ll respect you and you respect me ok thank you in closing you can believe it or not. either way it’s fine. so have a nice day mr hunsaker i will respect you enough to not make comments about god cause from what i see you are a pretty devoted christian and that was a comment by the way. i do not understand your beliefs but i will hold them in respect. i do notice how you and str try to reach out to people it is quite amazing. and at least you try to convert people which is also amazing. so have a nice day mr hunsaker.
Thank you sara carter you sound like a nice lady even if we dont agree on everything or much of anything. Nothing wrong with disagreeing in fact it can be fun. My wife Mavis has told me more than once that I am full of you know what and sometimes I think she might be right. All of us get carried away and say things we dont mean sometimes. Best thing to do is just forgive and forget and move on. Feel free to call me or anyone else here a a-hole when you think thats what they are. It keeps this site lively. I’ll do the same but for now apologize again for the times I offended you. Like our good friend Billy Bob says God is Love. See you in church and have a nice day ms. sara carter. Sedgewick P. Hunsaker signing off.
i touch my self and i like to put my dick between my legs and shuve it up my corn hole. my christian mother enjoys doing this too because she is a man whore. and just so you know i love kenny vs spenny and i like to get off while watching this show. i find men fucking goats up the arse hole very VERY attractive. thanks, me love you long time.
Seems like someone let “The Tribe” in this forum.. All you leftist, California, Hildog, Bible Hating Jewish misfits. Chuck Roast certainly has this show’s number I’ll tell you. It’s just awful..
Now entirely by chance, I saw this digusting Kenny & Spenny TV show where they each try to consume as much meat as they were possibly able. I saw them eat upon the flesh for an entire half-hour. I was in tears within the first 5 minutes. Absolutely disgusting how they could so shamefully consume G-D’s beautiful creatures without respect, remorse, or even a single prayer involved. I cried all night!!!
Another episode the effeminant “man” on the show shaved (clipped) his leg hair on public television. Who knows, next he will probably wax off all his body hair and apply oils all over his demonic body. IF that is not homosexual tv, and still tolerated by today’s ineffectual censorship, then Lord knows, Jesus will judge those wicked Canuck bastards. There certainly is no Christian goodness in this tv show. And the little hairy Jew always wins!!!
I also saw the Jewish boy pump air into his rectum only expell it upon his nemesis friend at first chance. Still no prayer first.. And again, I cried all nite!!!!!!! What a hurtful disrespectful Lefty show..
They even stoop so low as to make fun of David Schwimmer’s Down Syndrome cousin!!! With or without flabby clipped legs.. Regardless!! Shameful. THen it seems as the other one has seen “Revenge of the Nerds” far too many times; since he has obviously taken on the persona of “Booger” for most of his life (another G-Dless act).
I HATE THESE LITTLE SUB-MORAL BASTARDS!!! WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN.. CALL THE NETWORK.. BUY SOME CHRISTIAN-CONVERSON TAPES.. BEG FOR JESUS’ LOVE AND FORGIVENESS..
AND MAYBE.. JUST MAYBE..
WE’LL ALL SURVIVE SEASON 5
XOXO
“The Apple-Faced Goyum”
If Sedgewick isnt Kenny then I am a jew loving Terret syndromed faggy.
Chris, P.,
It’s nice to know that you have a close and loving realtionship with your mother. Family values really do matter.
Keep Watching,
Spenny
@chris p “i touch my self and i like to put my *censored* between my legs and shuve it up my *censored* hole. i find men *censored* goats up the *censored* hole very VERY attractive”
This article was meant to be a calm, rational, unbiased commentary on the dangers of Kenny vs. Spenny. Not a place for bestiality erotic crazed fanfic!
Always Right
spenny
you need to learn how to win a compition, its simple but you just don’t want to sink down to his level
you could make a better show in the later seasons if you would just suprise everyone and start outsmarting kenny, but i think you have proved that you’re just a moron
I am a mega fan of Kenny vs. Spenny. I watched every single epsiode and watch it every time it is on. however it is true that the show is kind of discusting especially the meat episode but i don’t find it THAT offensive. besides even though i am a fan of Kenny Hotz, Spencer Rice is not the bad guy, It’s kenny who is responsible for the discusting behoviour that is on Kenny vs. Spenny
Cool,
Thanks for your thoughts and patronage. You’re right. I don’t want to sink down to Kenny’s level. And with regard to your comment about me being a moron; a moron a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment. Upon reflection, I don’t think I’m notably stupid. For example, I can spell competition. But I may be guilty of lacking good judgement because I waste my time responding to waterheards like you.
Keep Cool.
Spenny
I was actually going to comment on that… doesn’t anyone know how to use a dictionary anymore? The spelling in some of these posts is atrocious.
To those it does concern,
http://www.dictionary.com
Bookmark it and use it!!!
While I’m doing free promotion for websites I like, here is a good demoralising one that goes with the nature of this article.
http://www.youporn.com
I am (a heathen) Canadian and I enjoy pornography
That’s not just porn…it’s free porn!!!
omg i mispelled it damn i always do that when i’m trying to look extra cool, and then i come back to view the response to my post and it’s like being stabbed in the heart.
How will I ever make it past this embarrassing moment… oh wait… look at this: http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/kvss.jpg
Spencer, I hope you die in a car acciddent. You are one of the most unfunniest mans I ever saw.
I really hope you’re the real spenny, but you must be because who the fuck would willingly pretend to be you?
This is the best show on TV Support Kenny Vs Spenny Buy their DVDs and watch them on Comedy Central
OMG she’s gorgeous!!!
spencer rice, what are you doing out of your cage? I can’t believe you’re making a fool of yourself again, and you’re doing it to 10 random people on the internet.
How hot does Spenny look? Rar
I still hate you bastards!!!
But here are some suggestions for Season 5 of your disgusting, tasteless, and immoral tv show:
1. WHO IS MORE POPULAR IN HIGH SCHOOL (NOW)
2. WHO CAN GET MORE BOOB SHOTS (KvS GONE WILD)
3. NY MARATHON, HUNGOVER
4. WHO CAN EAT MORE $$$ IN FAST FOOD
5. WHO CAN GET A LARGER FOLLOWING AT UFO CONFERENCE
6. WHO IS THE BETTER PIMP
7. WHO IS THE BETTER RODEO RIDER (STIR CRAZY BUCKING BULL)
8. WHO CAN PERFORM THE BEST STUNTS
9. WHO CAN MAKE MORE $$$ AS A DAYWORKER
10. WHO CAN GO THE LONGEST IN A BUBBLE
Spenny get back in your cage.
Kenny, stop buying/wearing all those costumes - You’re a very strange boy..
Rev. Jesse Goldberg
“For example, I can spell competition.”
Oh,haha, can you? you should have a “who is better at spelling” competition, i bet you’d win that?
I’d beat Spencer in a spelling competition.
@Lisa M.
Between engaging in “premarital sodomy”, giving out your email address to men sight-unseen on the internet, to posting pornographic links, it’s clear you’re swimming in water way above your head and not even Jesus will be able to help you. In another year you will have 3 children by 4 different black men at this rate, for shame!
@spenny + kenny
While I’m certain you are not the ‘real’ Kenny or Spenny, the dilemma of your show being unacceptable for play on television still stands.
Always Right
I live in the Uk and have had the privilege of watching some Kenny vs Spenny episodes on a cable channel we have here. I’d love to see more from these guys, the show is genious comedy! How can anyone bitch about anal sex with a goat?… I’ve heard weirder things have happened in farms over here! It was hardly sex, i agree with Lisa M… go look at youporn or redtube and see some really good porn!
As for the title… You shall not stick your penis into another mans anus - God is angry! hahahhahahahaaaaaaaa, you’re pretty entertaining yourself!
I hope to see more from Kenny & Spenny in the future and hope small-minded people like you keep giving us all someone to bitch at when we’re bored!
Kenny you’re hot!
Shelly,
How did McCain not make God’s hitlist. Are you getting lazy?
Always Right,
Just curious. What is your posotion on marital sodomy beween a man and HIS wife?
Sorry. Too rushed.
Always Right,
Just curious What is your position on marital sodomy between a man and HIS wife?
Always Right,
How the fuck can I have three children in one year when the human gestation period is 9 months (3/4 of a year) to be fathered by four men when scientifically I can only be impregnanted by one man’s sperm (However I can have more than one man’s semen swimming around in my uterus… thank you gangbang) but still only one sperm can make the journey. If you want to insult my promiscuity please do it intelligently.
As for Jesus (and God) being all seeing does that mean they watch me when I masturbate?
Also maybe you can clear this question up for me… Does screaming “Oh God!” during sex count as praying? If so then I am a fucking Saint!
Also I might add… Kenny vs. Spenny fits right into the calibre of shows played on Showcase
@ Lisa M
You hit the nail right on the head…. I think i’m a saint too!
Absolutely brilliant!
Jesus loves KvS
Kenny vs Spenny is cool. I live in Canada and Kenny vs. Spenny is the future of all Canadian Television. It’s not even that discusting. Well the meat episode was over the limit. i’ve looked at this blog it it says, kenny vs. spenny must be removed off the air anywhere. That offended me because Kenny vs. Spenny is my favourite shows all time follwed by my japanese anime shows. Kenny vs. Spenny can stay in Canada and You guys in the world can cancel Kenny vs. Spenny if you want to but not in Canada since it’s a Canadian show and has the governments permission to be aired as says at the ending credits. I will support Kenny vs. Spenny all the way no matter what happens. By the way Spenny i noticed you removed facebook.
comments 47 and 70 were posted by me. I can’t wait for a season 5 of Kenny vs Spenny
On the topic of sodomy Canada has a funny law about what. I remember a few years ago I picked up a pamphlet somewhere on my university campus about Sex and Laws in Canada. The sodomy law states that anal sex is only allowed by consenting parties over the age of 18 … Oops, I broke the law and I didn’t even know it… Oh well.
@spencer “What is your position on marital sodomy between a man and HIS wife?”
Well not only is it a Sin, in many states it is still illegal, thank goodness. So don’t ask me about something that filthy, next you’re going to ask me about smoking marijuana, and I ain’t even gonna go there! Procreation, not Recreation. That is the role of sex in marriage, full stop.
@Lisa M. “Does screaming ?¢‚Ǩ?ìOh God!?¢‚Ǩ¬ù during sex count as praying?”
It is your soul burning in tortured pain at your fornication that causes you to scream “Oh God!” begging for His forgiveness. Yes the Lord sees all, but He averts his eyes as He respects people’s privacy.
@Pope John Paul II “Jesus loves KvS”
Jesus loves Christians not KvS, which as a freaky-deaky cultist Catholic you would not understand.
@Hayley Foxton “go look at youporn or redtube and see some really good porn!”
Well those links are un-Godly, and ‘really good’ and ‘porn’ simply aren’t possible in the same sentence. Shame!
Always Right
Ahhh I see.. since I am not married I can take the Recreation not Procreation stance on sex (in all of its sinful forms and positions) … wait a second, I DO have that approach to sex and I live an amazing “soul burning” existence (”soul burning” orgasms too)
Always right christianity is about love, compassion, and sencarity. all of which you seem to be lacking.Who are you to pass judgement unto anything? It seems to me that you are just trying to make up for your own vices.
Something tells me that that is the real spenny
is that you, spenny?
@Always Right:
Oh, so you think that’s a sin, do you? Well, what do you think of the fact that i’ve smoking weed while reading this and getting high? Is that a sin? I should hope not, because now I have properly read this shit and it’s rubbish. God doesn’t even exsist, so you can grow up now, k?
@Spencer:
You and kenny should do a contest, “Who can stay longer under a shitting man’s anus?” and it’ll be like the both of you having soft serve ice cream produced onto you’re heads for the entire show. It would show who’s the real man once and for all.
I’m sorry i think its totally stupid your bagging on the best show ever
kenny and spencer are perfectly fine the way they are. their just normal guys
trust me i’ve seen worst
if you don’t like it change the channel because many many many other people enjoy watching their show
apparently you watched it too because you mentioned things in the show…
@Always Right:
Oh, so you think that’s a sin, do you? Well, now I have properly read this shit and it’s rubbish. God doesn’t even exsist, so you can grow up now, k?
@Spencer:
You and kenny should do a contest, “Who can stay under a shitting man’s anus the longest?” and it’d be like the both of you having soft served ice cream poured onto you’re heads for days. It would show who’s the real man once and for all.
Kenny V’s Spenny is THE funniest show I have ever seen. OMG I simply can’t get enough and I’am waiting with much anticipation for new episodes to come out!
For those of you who are too sensitive and weak to watch some harmless funny entertainment-GO TO HELL !
:-)
@ Always right - I know youporn and redtube are un-godly but i have no shame whatsoever in saying watch some really good porn… I’m not burning in hell, God hasn’t struck me down. Also i think that you knowing so much about God averting his eyes and respecting peoples privacy means you maybe need to get yourself LAID!… God won’t be watching, he’ll be respecting your privacy!
Also i’m Atheist so don’t believe in anything you are preeching here, its just entertaining me now!
I love you Kenny.
Kenny you are the best. I love you.
@Lisa “wait a second, I DO have that approach to sex and I live an amazing ?¢‚Ǩ?ìsoul burning?¢‚Ǩ¬ù existence”
But it is only temporary: it is your Soul which is eternal!
@Hayley “you maybe need to get yourself LAID!”
The Roast family has enough children in it nowadays, and sex without procreation is unthinkable, terrible. Not gonna happen!
@I am the person who “You and kenny should do a contest, ?¢‚Ǩ?ìWho can stay under a *censored* man?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s anus the longest??¢‚Ǩ¬ù and it?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d be like the both of you having soft served ice cream poured onto you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re heads for days”
You see, that is the kind of moral decay that Kenny vs. Spenny encourages. Once again, getting this show banned is the only right thing to do!
Always Right
I am a pedifilic, wife abusing, alcholic and this article really spoke to me. Thank you Charles you really know how to reach out to the STR community.
to Always Right:
what the FUCK is wrong with you? Why are you doing this? You’re not gonna get the show banned because it’s a good show.
Shut the fuck up,
signed
Spenny
@ Always Right You really are so small-minded! Also by saying God hates fags etc… you’re sick and living in the dark ages! Also SEX IS FUN!!!!! Just wondered… When you had sex with your partner, were you certain of conception or did you have to practice first???
HAHAHAHHAHA Hayley
bitch your fucking stupid
kennys behavior is the only thing that makes that show work
honestly if it werent like that no one would watch
and its obviously funny if its one of the highest rated comedy shows
as long as your tooth brush wasnt stuck up a goats ass
shut the fuck up
KVS RULES
@Always Right Cat got your tongue now? You know we’re all speaking sense.
@Lisa M Thanks Lisa…. i’ve been laughing so hard at your posts too!
Comical isn’t it, i’ve been so entertained through this debate! Hahaha
We Love Kenny Vs Spenny!
spenny,
the show is hysterical. i know several girls (myself included) who think you’re absolutely adorable, especially when you try to do the right thing. kenny’s funny too, but you’re my favourite.
p.s. in the name of honesty, i’d like to say: i wouldn’t mind having some pre-marital, recreational sex with spenny.
I think that whole article is a bunch of crap. Have you even watched the show? There are so many things incorrect in this article. And isn’t the whole thing about Christianity is to be kind and NOT JUDGE? How does that go… hmm… let me think… JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED? Telling them that they are bastards and this and that… you really have no right to be so nasty. Telling them they are going to Hell… well… aren’t you going to Hell too for judging them?
I like this show. I think the show is in all good fun… and Kenny and Spenny seem like great people. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it. Maybe if you actually did watch the show, you would have a sense of humor.
Life’s too short not to laugh… stop thinking about everything so seriously.
Jenny.
Hey Spenny I agree with you. I will make a stand to see that the best show in the world will keep running. There is no way I will see Kenny vs. Spenny banned. Why the hell will a a show like Kenny vs. Spenny with high ratings get banned. when i read the top of the site where it says hatred defies all reason, there’s no hatred in Kenny vs. Spenny because I like Kenny vs. Spenny.
If Kenny vs. Spenny is getting a lot of ratings, then it means a lot of people like the show more then people hating it. Is anyone Canadian here besides Spenny and me here?
I am Canadian.
Charles Roast III-
THOU SHALL NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY NEIGHBOR.
So now that your slanderous article is gaining some popularity, how do you defend yourself against such slander. As said before, not urinating in public, private home. Not penetration, Called humiliation for a reason. No goat was put to death nor evisccerated. Now though you are bearing false witness on a World level. SO after clearly breaking a commandment i hope that you will take YOURSELF off the internet for not being a “good christian”
Kenny : Am I the only one to notice that your post was at exactly 4:20 am? So in the who is cooler episode, you explained how everything was fake, sugar, bullion and so forth, but not the bong you were smoking in the beginning :D.
Spenny: I almost literally cried when i watched the who can kiss more girls episode, and as soon as you said the first time if it could be kenny who set up that girl, i felt sooo bad for you. To me you do not even have to pull tricks like Kenny, but i believe you should not say everything on your mind. Normally you seem to say or write everything you think of doing in a competition, which kenny can then see/hear and act accordingly.
I may not be in canada, but I am fairly close living in WI. One of these days i am going to surprise you guys!
I’m also Canadian, and there is not much I can say that hasn’t already been said. Kenny vs. Spenny is THE funniest thing I have ever seen on television. Most (if not ALL) of the competitions done are OBVIOUSLY, strictly for comedic purposes, however I have still seen episodes that challenge and demonstrate actual skill (mind you, Kenny cheats in most of those, but that just proves his intlligence and wit). The show is truely comedic, and I can see how it would bother certain people, not to offend, but if you’re really so close minded, and BORED that you have to blog about something that so many other people enjoy, then maybe you should look at the positives; you can almost be sure that for one half hour per week there are millions of people watching KVS instead of doing many, many other sinful and immoral things, such as having anal sex.
Youporn is awesome,
Ashlie F.
*EDIT* Spenny: For example, even though you did win the who can make more money, still having everything on the white board does not help. Also, you are a very cavalier gentleman, but saying you have anti-viral cream on your cheek, and saying sexual, no matter how many times you say non is a bad thing. Just say kissing contest. Use less words, more for the camera, less for eveyone else. Also what you should really do is make a contract before each one that you make him read and sign, and you sign, then have a lawyer review the tapes, and if either one breaks the contract, it would be a forfeit. That would stop some shenanigans.
BTW this is only if it is the real Spencer Rice and Kenny Hotz.
Fuck you u tight ass radical conservatives KVS is the greatest show in the world with REAL Canadian values; virtues and intellegence with a little spice and if u dont like it fuck off!
Love BB
Hey spenny, i was just wondering why in the beer episode you were wearing a wedding ring, or whatever that was? Also, before you hit the beer bottles with the bockey stick there are more bottles on the table than right before you hit the beer bottles off the table. Wondering if that was editing.
Anyways, this article is not cool if it is real.
I hope the best for Kenny Vs. Spenny.
I also hope that you guys do a script that hits one day, cus that script in pitch was similar to “analyze this” and came first…if they took the idea, it would have went perfect…
Brad
this website is terrible, especially the whole heath ledger thing.
Also, i hope that kenny doesnt hate all americans, like that conversation says on a different blog on this site, cus i am american. We arent all dumb like this website.
Kenny vs Spenny rocks. Spenny just wondering why you were wearing a wedding band in the beer episode, and why there are a different number of bottle on the table in one shot, then a different number in the next camera shot, then you hit em off with a hockey stick, please explain.
heyy spencer i enjoy watching your show and i dont think it should ever be banned..
just curios to know whats your favorite novel??
cheers
rob
Rob,
So many novels….
I mostly read non-fiction but… I loved “Confederacy of Dunces”, “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer”, “One Flew Over the Cukoos Nest”, “A Fine Balance”. There are of course many more.
Brad,
re: wedding band: It was a committment band that I wore on my right hand. The relationship is ended unfortunately.
re: bottle count: There are continuity issues sometimes when we get to the edit. KVS is not a big budget show like Big Brother. Generally we have two cameras at any given point. Sometimes, in the edit, we need to use shots we don’t have for whatever reason. Also sometimes the PA’s move stuff around when they shouldn’t. We have no continuity oerson on set. I don’t recall the bottle count issue you’re refering to, in fact, I don’t recall much of that episode for obvious reasons.
S
Hey Spenny,
So what if your show isn’t a big budget show…. its funny! We love the show and what you do! Just goes to show you don’t need a big budget to make a great show really.
Love Hayley x
For those of you that don’t think KVS is ruining the clivilized world: Kenny and I will be appearing on Tom Green’s onliNe show tonight (Thursday) at 6PM PST. It think it’s streamed live. If you google “Tom Green” the first item on the list will be Tomgreen.com The Channel. That is the link to the show. And I believe you can call in to ask questions if you like.
Woo! Exciting! I am going to be tuning into that
14 year old boy, why are you pretending to be me?
Please stop,
The real Spenny (and this is the first post i’ve made here)
p.s. that stuff about tom green isn’t true
I love it. Blogging is ridiculous. #107 is pretending to be me and I realize that it’s difficult to prove. Anyhow, for those who care, we will be on Tom’s show live tonight with Lisa Loeb. Tune in. And honestly, once people start pretending to be me, I’m done. It’s happened many times before on different sites. That is my cue to move on.
It was fun while it lasted. Anyone claiming to be from this post on lying — not that it matters.
Adios for good.
Love,
Spenny
God bless y’all for commenting. We at ShelleyTheRepublican are happy that we can make a stand against filthy, disgusting TV shows like Kenny vs. Spenny. This kind of filth has to stop. Cannucks should keep their TV trash to themselves.
America is God’s country. We don’t need that kind of stuff!!!
Shelley
@Hayley “Cat got your tongue now?”
It’s my turn to grab the SUV and pick-up the kids at home-school today, many apologies.
That said it’s pretty clear from reading all the comments of one thing: everyone is completely opposed to Kenny vs. Spenny being shown on television anywhere. STR’s readers are also emphatic about how awful the show is and demand it be banned. Hopefully we can create an online petition for people to sign where they can show their displeasure, then ask the FCC to fix this problem once and for all!
Always Right
@ Always Right
Many apologies for the sarcasm.
Have you actually read the comments, its pretty clear that everyone is opposed to Kenny vs. Spenny being banned. I think you’ll find that an online petition for the show to be banned will receive far less support than you think.
An online petition supporting Kenny vs. Spenny would receive far more support.
I for one, will support the show and see no reason why the show should be banned.
Over and out.
Hayley
To Shelly and Always Right. Read the comments first before you comment on them please. Saying something that is completely contradictory to what everyone else is saying is just plain absurd. Over 100 comments, and you have 1 person besides yourselves who do not like KvS. Every other person loves it to no end, and I am sure this is the most traffic your pathetic site has ever recieved. I believe that you owe Kenny and Spenny a fruit basket at least.
if someone gave me a petition that says ban kenny vs. spenny, i wouldl rip it up
if someone gives me a peition to sign that supports kenny vs. spenny, i will sign it 1 million fuckin times, i might sign that petition to support kenny vs. spenny non-stop without sleep and food
that is how much i would support Kenny vs. Spenny, the best show in the world
hey americans. if you like to ban the show, call your little precious fcc, ban kenny vs. spenny from your so-called america. but kenny vs. spenny will not be banned in canada because they have permission by the canadian government to run it. look at the ending credits after each episode and it has canadian government logos.
I’m spenny.
I’m an American. Please don’t think we are all this stupid. I have nothing but love for my Canadian neighbor… and my African American neighbor… my Liberal neighbor… my gay neighbor…
Uh oh… I guess I’m going to Hell now… *rolls eyes*
Kenny vs Spenny rocks and I never want to see it banned!! I hate this blog… I want THIS thing banned! I’ve never seen such hateful spew in my life!!! Is there anybody that you don’t hate?
Hey, let’s sign a petition and sign it to get STR.com banned and offline! Who will start? You can definetly put my name on the list!!
1) Jenny
2) Lisa M.
3) Hayley Foxton
I have lots of opinions on this topic that I could spout out, but really I don’t have the energy right now.
I love the show.
As far as Spenny goes, he does certainly try to be the decent man and people know this.
Anyways, you’re obviously welcome to your opinions.. but, grow up. There are bigger fish to fry. Why make this an issue about “canucks”? Really, do you think that’s what this is about… I’m pretty sure American TV networks are now paying these two for the rights to their show… So, it seems to me that this isn’t about Canadians and Americans… It’s about people in general.
If Jesus were real, I bet he would watch KvS.
God Bless.
Oh, and, Sedgewick Hunsaker, just how is that whole Iraq thing going for you?
Don’t forget that Canada is in Afghanistan… again, grow up.
If you’ve got a bone to pick with some inane issue, don’t just fabricate half-truths. I don’t recall any bestiality or killing of a goats in this episode. Had you actually watched the show, maybe you’d have known that.
You’re the kind of pricks that’ll take the word of God and twist it into anything you want. Love and peace doesn’t just apply to you die-hard pseudo-Christians. It applies to everyone. Try to remember that when you bash “fag enablers” or Muslims. On that topic, just what is a “fag enabler”? And to what extent can you take said term? If Heath Ledger somehow “enabled” homoeroticism by pretending to be homosexual for a movie, then certainly by simply being alive you’re enabling gay sex acts. Perhaps a member of the same sex has looked at you with lust in their eyes. Oops, you’re a “fag enabler”!
I happen to be Christian, and I also happen to be Canadian. The ignorant hateful responses from your cult followers disgusts me. With comments like “I knew those Canucks was a bunch of heathens and commies” America really shows its true colours. I say this as if I’m shocked at the ignorant malice that’s spewing from the fear-driven, propaganda consumers. Ignoring the poor grammar, this moron makes ridiculously idiotic claims. Yep, all of us Canadians are communist heathens. Never mind the fact that we’re a democracy, like you, and the majority of us practice Christianity, like you, because deep down inside, we definitely pray to satan while studying up on community beliefs. We also sled to work everyday, and live in ice fortresses. What I find most ironic about what this dunce had to say is that he is apparently supportive of the Iraq war. He?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s offended by public urination, yet has no qualms with murder and pillaging. I suppose that?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s the difference between America and Canada. In Canada we have vulgar television. In America, there?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s vulgar behavior and violence. What?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s the bigger crime? I speak only for myself here, but personally I find murder to be just a tad more sinful than lewd behavior. What’s even worse than this genocide inducing commentary are the replies from individuals that now hate Christianity. It’s disgusting people like you that have tarnished the once good name of my religion.
I am so sick of Christians like this. These are the kind of people that make Jesus into a hateful murderer. When did “love thy neighbour” become “kill all gays, and torment all non believers”? If you don’t like something, kindly keep it to yourself, and piss off. Or better yet, try to persuade people with kindness, as Jesus would have. One thing is for certain; if Jesus was alive today, he’d be disgusted at what foul abomination his name is attached to.
Regardless, this is simply my opinion, and I’m open to anyone else?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s. So if you’re an ignorant, angry Christian, feel free to try and sway my opinion. Drop me a line, and send me an email. And please, if you’re going to send me some hateful email at least take the time to read what I wrote in detail.
God Bless,
Dan P
Also, if I might add, it seems to me that “Always Right” is one of the biggest sinners on this board. If I recall correctly, “do not have any gods before me” is one of the Ten Commandments. Always Right seems to have forgotten this, as in his very name he claims to be perfect. If you truly are a die hard Christian, which judging by your horribly offensive comments you are, then you must have known how blasphemous your title is. As humanity is created in God’s image it is true that we are not God, but merely an imperfect reproduction of him. God is perfect, ergo, humanity is not. You have also seen it fit to judge others, and deem who is righteous, and who should be sent to hell. You have convinced yourself that you can do no wrong, thereby becoming a God. Enjoy your stay in hell, blasphemer.
With Love,
Dan P
i’m might make a fukin facebook group asking to support kenny vs. spenny and to ban ths STR:the freedom flog and offline.
http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9953907211
the facebook group i made to support kenny vs. spenny and to ban and take this site offline
do not join my group if you are a KENNY VS SPENNY HATER
@spencer “Anyhow, for those who care, we will be on Tom?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s show live tonight with Lisa Loeb.”
The show only confirmed my worst fears, it was interesting that Kenny kept trying to reference Spencer + molestation, yet Spenny did everything possible to disrupt Kenny revealing the truth about Spenny in regards to this. Seeing Tom, Spenny and Kenny together was like watching the Soviet Canuckistan mob backslapping each other and guffawing. Spenny’s attempts to pretend to be the ‘nice’ one are clearly a ruse!
http://tomgreen.com/?video=962
@Jenny “Is there anybody that you don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t hate?”
STR loves everyone equally. I pray God doesn’t condemn you to eternal damnation for insinuating otherwise!
@Dan P “I am so sick of Christians like this. These are the kind of people that make Jesus into a hateful murderer. When did ?¢‚Ǩ?ìlove thy neighbour?¢‚Ǩ¬ù become ?¢‚Ǩ?ìkill all gays, and torment all non believers?¢‚Ǩ¬ù?”
God is love, but sometimes tough love is necessary. STR puts the ‘compassion’ back into ‘compassionate conservative’. You have an inclusive, transparent, democratic view of Jesus that is quaint but proven wrong and ineffectual. People need guidance, and strong leaders. It’s not the general population reaching consensus that works, it’s strong leadership, led by Those Who Know. Remember:
Procreation, not Recreation
Authority, not Majority
Always Right
Always Right, where do you come off telling me who Jesus was? In addition, just what is a “democratic” view of Jesus? And for that matter, when has this view of Jesus been proven wrong? When has your view of Jesus been proven right? When has the existence of Jesus been proven? The fact is, nothing in The Bible has been proven, and it is all a retelling of events by people who weren’t even there to witness them. I stand by The Holy Bible, and I do believe that Jesus existed. I also believe that Jesus was a very commonwealth, rational man. He wouldn’t ever condone what people like you say or do. You’ve made my religion into a foul abomination of God’s message.
In addition, I’m not a Democrat, as I believe that categorizing yourself under a political party is ridiculous and unnecessary. And please, come out from behind the vale of a Republican. Classifying yourself as a Republican is just a cheap way out of choosing your own beliefs, and defining your own personality. Please, for the sake of your soul and your humanity, come out from behind the false pretense you hide behind, and stop destroying my religion.
Also, I couldn’t help but notice that you didn’t so much as debate my stance as you did just simply spout off irrelevant statements. You’d be a great politician. Please, if you choose to respond to this, actually respond to it. Don’t just make up half-truths and state political gibberish. Read what I have to say, and respond accordingly.
God Bless,
Dan P
@ Always Right
You are fucking stupid… nothing Kenny says about Spenny is true when he is being insulting like that, he says it for laughs.
If you hate Kenny vs. Spenny so much, why did you tune in to watch them on Tom Green’s show? It sounds to me, you are obsessed with them.
I have to ask it… Is this site for real? For a while I just thought it was a joke, but now I am so confused and I have no idea. I guess I didn’t realise how inherently ignorant some people (and/or groups of people) are.
I have just witnessed Shelley Goodman engaged in an orgy with a monkey, 3 giraffes, and Rev. Jesse Goldberg. As a good Christian, I was shocked and appauled to stumble upon this scene.
Poo Bandit:
HOW DARE YOU!! ATTENTION GOOD PEOPLE THIS MAN IS AN IMPOSTURE, DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM. THERE WAS 3 MONKEYS AND 1 GIRAFFE!
GOD WILL RELEASE HIS FURY!!!
I can’t believe that you guys chased Spenny away! If that wasn’t really him congratulations to the individual who did those posts because you sound just like the Spenny portrayed on the show! As a young educated professional I watch this show - yes Kenny goes too far sometimes but the show also makes you laugh out loud at times. There is far worse on TV these days! I watched the Tom Green show - enjoyed seeing the guys in a different forum (not on KvsS). One question I had (not that it will be answered now) but in a previous post Spenny stated that he wore a committment ring on his right hand but the relationship was now over. On Tom Green this week he had a band on his right hand again that looked very wedding bandish - what’s going on? I’m sure I’m not the only one who wishes we Spenny fans had a legit way of contacting him - he looks so sad sometimes he needs to know there are some sane people in the world who don’t believe that Kenny is a god.
One more thing - to Always Right re. Post #19. How can you possibly compare watching someone burn in a vehicle to watching a TV show?! I just pulled a truck driver away from his burning semi at an accident last year. It is quite obvious to me that you have never been involved in any such experience because there is no way to compare that to a TV show!
By the way if Spenny happens to read this site again please feel free to email me at manitobapink@hotmail.com. I’m sick of Kenny getting all of the attention and you never get any credit for a job well done!
Thanks, Lisa. I’m glad to hear that, and that makes me think I may have more fans than I lead myself to believe. As for your wedding band theory, I’m sure you must be mistaken. I do sometimes wear rings, but never do I actually put it on my ring finger on my right hand.
As for Always Right: You seem to have an unhealthy, spiraling addiction to the bible. I suggest you get help. Discontinue to carry on, because frankly, you are annoying alot of our fans and me.
I guess I came back,
Spenny
It’s great that you came back Spenny!
Glad you’re back spenny! x
Ok, that new person posting as “spencer rice” is not the real Spencer Rice, just so you know.
For thsoe pretending to be Spenny… please grow up and get a life.
those*
I am absolutely disgusted by my fellow Americans who are ’supposedly’ Christians and what they have written on this narrow minded sight. I grew up in a Christian home with God-fearing, child-beating parents. The problem all Christians seem to have is they are so judgmental. I believe we are too look at the log in our eye before looking at the sliver in someone else’s eye. Stop judging something because you are afraid of it or do not understand it completely. Kenny vs Spenny is amazing television. Spenny is right that is shows the moral dilemma of good vs evil every week. Everything they do is done in fun and to entertain, not merely to offend those with no sense of humor.
As an American living in Canada, I am proud to say Canadians are amazing people. For the most part Canadians are easy going, polite and globally minded. Where on the other hand Americans are only concerned about Americans and what is happening in the USA. I lived there and was educated there and realize this is how we are taught in our schools, churches and communities that the USA is #1 above any other country, After the events of the last 5 years I would have to say the US is now a laughing stock around the world.
So, let’s leave the good Canadians Kenny vs Spenny alone and let them make their incredibly entertaining TV show!
I would have to agree with Lisa M. - that is not really Spenny - the quality is just not there.
why don’t you just go back to sucking the cock of that 6 foot blowup doll you have of me, k monkey?
Now you really just proved you aren’t the real Spenny, he wouldn’t say something like that.
Don’t get mad at me because I called you out. Spenny (the real one, NOT you) is articulate and knows how to use punctuation.
lol guy pretending to be spenny is lol
“Now you really just proved you aren?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t the real Spenny, he wouldn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t say something like that.”
Umm,, no fucking duh bitch. There’s no need to state the obvious. He has obviously never made a post here. Since post #1 it was nothing more than a conspicuous cartooned version of him.
“Don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t get mad at me because I called you out. Spenny (the real one, NOT you) is articulate and knows how to use punctuation.”
You’re an elitists fucking cunt. No sense of humor, also You know GOD damned well that many people on the internet do not bother using punctuation or proper spelling because they are either a) lazy/dontgiveafuck or b) drugged up/hilarious c) retarded/troll, and that’s why when I decided to take the charades a bit further at my friend’s house cos bored, I pretended to be a dickhole impersinater so that the other impression of Spenny would look more real.
and you couldn’t anger me even if you killed my mom
impersonator
you dumbass, its “impersinater”
looks like you’re the one who needs to go to google. ;)
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you dumbass, it’s “impersinater”
http://www.google.com motherfucker! Do you use it??
nope. you’re wrong, just because it says person in it, but that’s not the correct spelling of it. It’s “impersinater.”
google motherfuckr, do you use it?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/impersonator
Just because google has it under “impersinater” just means there are more morons like you that do not know how to spell.
I have no desire to see a blog by a degenerate like you… why the subject matter alone would probably cause my brain to rot and I need my brain, I use it everyday. Not to mention the spelling and grammar would be appalling, I mean you have embarassed yourself on here enough already, so why subject yourself to further embarassment with a blog?
Wow,
Jesus will accept all those who accept him. For what it is worth I am Catholic. I have trouble believing that these far right wing christians can actually feel that God would damn anyone who accepts him as Lord. You people truly sound like radical Islamists. Do you really think that a six hour old child how dies shortly after birth is going to hell simply because she was born to a non-catholic family and therefore was not baptized?
I would hate to see what happens when our close minded neighbours to the south see Trailer Park Boys. Little do you know how your country is truly portrayed on the world stage. Ignorance is bliss I guess, right? I mean you are the country that voted Bush in not once, but twice.
SPENNY keep up the good work, I have been a fan since I first saw “First to be mean loses” and cant wait until Season 5.
I thought up a few ideas for future shows,
Who can produce more vomit?
Who can get the highest fever? (litte dangerous)
Who is the better Driver? I think you go around any local race track (such as Mosport) and see who can lap the fastest.
Who is smarter? IQ test or similar
Who can gain more weight? I realize you did this for your pilot, but VERY few people have seen it.
Who can spend more time in a room with Shelly the Republican and her friends?
Keep up the good work, cheers!
Sincerely,
Taylor
All right all you guys who want to ban the show, I am christian to and this is my favorite show. I have read the whole bible, I honour thy sabbath day, and everything else. But whenever im watching KVS, thats something i really enjoy. And im sure that if God wanted this show to be banned he would have done it by now. And also im sure that Kenny and Spenny have a good laugh about everything that happened later. I have Spenny and Kenny on facebook ( I hope the real ones but they never respond) and in photos they look really happy. In conclusion if you dont like the show dont watch it. Thanks for reading
And p.s good job Taylor on the Who can spend more time in a room with Shelly the Republican and her friends?
this site cant be real no one hates a show that much lmfao plus.. it could be the real spenny.. i mean kenny goes on imdb alot
Im 16 years old, i go to a strick catholic school everyday, and i can honestly say that Kenny vs. Spenny is the best thing i have ever seen, on television and online. The compitions are for comedic reasons, and completly accomplish that without a doubt. To say that the show should be banned or cancelled because it goes against christian values is rediculous. If you were to agree with mr.”always right”, then you might as well ban practically everything on television these days, even news programs. To everybody that doesnt agree with what kenny and spenny are doing, dont whatch it.
You are so right! Watching Kenny vs. Spenny turned me into a devil-worshipping anti-social serial-killer who hates the Christian ideals! Please save me, before it is too late!
Seriously lady, something went wrong in your upbringing. Thank God I’m from Europe, where we are still able to laugh at stuff that’s funny (and make no mistake, Kenny vs. Spenny is awesome!) and tell funny shows from freedom-hating maniacs!
You call yourself free, but want to ban a show. Is that not censorship? Please, if you want to call your country free, accept that not everything in the TV is up to your insane “Christian-moral” standards.. FLICK THE FREAKIN’ CHANNEL!
im dead lol
i love both kenny and spenny.
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they’re good people who sometimes do funny vulgar things.
stop being prudes and get over it, and If you don’t like it change the channel.
i will not say anyones names but the person who created this website is a hoe.
join my group if you like kenny and spenny and oppose shelley the republican and her friends
http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9953907211
you need a facebook account to join though
KENNY AND SPENNY FOREVER
THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD
THEY WILL OVERTHROW THE PEOPLE LIKE SHELLEY WHO TRY TO BAN THEM
I hope that I don’t see Shelley and her 3 friends Protesting when I’m watching new season 5. You are going to freeeeze in Canada even if you bring something warm to the protest right Spenny?
CANUCKS RULE
KVS RULES
(LINK CENSORED - STR ADMIN)
more bullshit from Shelley. Hey Lisa.M are you really Shelley’s daughter. It says so on the link I just posted
I am not Shelly’s daughter… you do realise more than one person can have the same name right.
oh sorry about that, Lisa. I thought that you suffered from being hit from a belt a million times from Shelley’s husband. Well you are Canadian and Shelley is American so I was quite mistaken. KENNY IS FUCKEN GOD. FARTONIA, BAGINAVILLE WILL SOON BE THE CAPITAL OF THIS WORLD ALONG AS KENNY AS IT’S NEW LEADER
The show is funny. Mind your own
Proud Canadian
i’m pretty sure that canada didn’t go to iraq because they realized, like most other civilized countries, that George Bush is a liar. If being a sissy is not going to war based on another country’s lies, then I guess we are sissies.
I’d rather be a sissy than a gullible moron.
By the way, whatever happened to the WMD’s?
Whatever happened to catching Osama?
Whatever happened to democracy?
Whatever happened to electing intelligent people?
Republicans,
Your time is coming, it’s called Obama/Hillary! hahahahahahahahahaha
Republicans are like sheep, they do what the good shepard tells them to, even if it kills their children for no gain.
Everyone else thinks for themselves, and, sadly, freethinkers seem to be a commodity in your current administration.
Kenny vs Spenny is the shit! I can’t wait for the new episodes . . . I have a question for whoever wrote this blog, which state in the south are you from?
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Catholic’s are God’s chosen people, so you and your fake version of Christianity can suck a dick!