STR truth flash exclusive: RAPTURE IN NEXT YEAR
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My dear friends,
Today I bring you joyful news and a the message we have all been waiting for: Start praying for the glory!
In the Holy Book, Exodus 33:18, Moses prayed unto Our Lord and quoth he, “Show me your glory.”
And lo!
The Lord did show His glory and madeth a bush burn!
Who could doubt that this is proof of joy eternal to come?
Who could doubt the truth of God’s power and anointing and the blessings He showers down on us like sweet rain that will vouchsafe unto us the miraculous power (Job 1:5) that we will need to carry out our tasks in these last days.
Picture found on: http://www.chalcedon.edu . Isn’t it wonderful!
And mark ye well! The end is coming. For years now, I have made great study of the signs and warnings in that dread book of Revelation and note well (Revelation 3:4) that Our Lord will return in glory in the winking of an eye and a FLASH of lightening and the Saved will be Saved and the sinners will be left behind in the filth that is of their making.
For many years now, i have prayed for a sign from Our Lord that he would show me when unto the end cometh and lo! even last night he came over me in a dream and showered me with His blessings and did declare that I should get myself ready and girden my loins for within the next year all prophecies would be fulfilled and life eternal would be granted to the happy American few and doom eternal hammered down on the remainder.
So! Who do you want to be, saved or damned? Personally, I am on my knees for my Lord’s pleasure and will do for Him, yeah, everything that he asketh.
In these End Days, we have tasks too friends. We must help people and show love to others and coral their souls, yea, like sheep into the right pasture.
Jesus is our example. God loves everyone except sinners, gays, muslims, and Democrats. He is not telling you to smite anyone, harm anyone, control anyone or fight with anyone. He is just telling you to help them onto the right path. The path of righteousness. The path well away from the left.
That is all for now. I will bring you more updates of my preparations when I receive the Lord’s message.
I leave you with this humorous thought: We can forget about that election! Bad luck Hillary! It ain’t gonna happen. Soon Huckabee will be ruling in heaven and you’ll be crawling through filth in hell!
May God bless you all and take you SOON!
Sam Johnston
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So that’s about the 10th hey? Hmmm, so on the 11th can i come back here and say that all of this shit is a massive lie? What will be you’re reply then? “Oh the signs were wrong…”, oh but Sam, you seem so sure of yourself!
You’ve really put your money where your mouth is now, and i can’t wait to see you fail in your attempt at prophecy. Does this mean you’ll be selling your house and giving all of your money away to charity? Because if you truely believe the rapture is coming, you have no use for material things. Better yet, I’m a struggling student, how about you give it all to me? I mean, if i’m going to be left behind while you party on upstairs, i’ll need it more than you, right?
May all the atheist’s rejoice at the stupidity of these extremist Christians!
Well as my dear old daddy Homer Sedgewick Hunsaker used to say to me “Son if the day ever comes that they let a woman run for president mark my words that judgement day is coming!”. I already had it figured out that that glorious day is almost upon us and now Brother Sam Johnson has just confirmed that for me. Praise Jesus! Hallelujah! Sedgewick P. Hunsaker is ready for the savior to call him home. Thats all she wrote.
Sedgewick P. Hunsaker
True Christian
Proud Republican
Matt, there you are, showing your true lie-beral colors… pretending not to care about money on the one hand, while sticking out your other to beg for a handout. Shame on you. When my house is emptied of me by the Lord, you are welcome to go and live in it… I think you’ll have more things to worry about in that great tribulation than stealing my property, however…
Sam:
As hard as it probably is for such a vile racist as you, you are wrong. Hence:
So no, not only Americans will be raptured, but every race, so yes, Arabs too. And every nation, so also Mexicans, Germans, Chinese, Canadians, etc. So Heaven will practically be a multicultural melting pot of all people, you can’t build any fence to keep out Mexicans, and no, no homeland security either.
But what am I telling you this for, you will never see Heaven anyway. It doesn’t get more hateful, racist and arrogant than you, and as you show not a spark of repentance, you’ll probably be screwed.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
PS. Like Matt, I’m looking forward to the 11th, as you’ll notice that you’ll still be on earth. What a dissapointment that must be.
First. Its not stolen if it’s given freely (”When my house is emptied of me by the Lord, you are welcome to go and live in it”).
Second. I am a liberal. HUGE SUPRISE THERE.
Third. Ofcourse i care about money, without it life is short and full of struggle in the modern world - but I’m not obsessed by it, i live modestly and within my means.
Fourth. I’m being cynical, i’m well aware that you are as likely to give your possessions to charity as you are to give them to me.
And i see that like the true propagandist that you are, you’ve avoided the main thrust of my argument: if you honestly believed that this world was set to end within two weeks, why wouldn’t you do away with your worldly possessions? Take out a million dollar loan to ease the pain of the next two weeks of your fellow, but less fortunate, christian brothers?
The simple answer is this. You’re a liar. A liar and a fraud. These are merely unfounded insults now, but in two weeks time when we all sit back and think “well not this time i suppose” the will never be a truer statement uttered of your character.
I am really anxious to read your explanation in 2 weeks why you were wrong xD
would you bet this site on the rapture?NAZIS.HAIL ERIS.
“I am really anxious to read your explanation in 2 weeks why you were wrong xD”
look at the harry potter posts.
nazis.
hail eris.
” The Lord did show His glory and madeth a bush burn!”
Yep, Bush will burn for sure, Just like the STR crew.
Like Matt and my fellow TRUE Christian Thomas, I?Ǭ¥m looking forward to the 11th. After that it?Ǭ¥ll be obvious to everyone, even the rest of the STR crew, that none of you have EVER been Guided by God or Jesus…. It has either been your schizophrenic half or the devil…
Mark my words the world WILL move on, and towards better times. The democrats will win, meaning a safer and a more prosperous tomorrow for EVERYBODY.
/True Christian
Praise Him! I cannot wait! I only wish I could have gotten my Rapture Shoes business started. I guess I’m just gonna have to write “Burn In Hell” on the bottom of my shoes instead!
It’s gonna be a wonderful day when we shed our motal skins and don’t have to put up with the sinners and sodomites on this wicked earth!
ok i have a question here sam and i ask you this in a respectful manner what if it don’t happen?
Another one of those end-time idiocities? Blech.
All that Apocalypse stuff is soo overrated anyway. Fire and brimstone? That?Ǭ¥s patethic compared to modern day fire power like FAE?Ǭ¥s, nukes and the like. Hell, given all the description of Satan?Ǭ¥s oh-so-great armies, I exspect them to turn up here in their bronze age gear and get their asses handed to them by good old modern day weaponry. Will be fun!
Besides, I will laugh at you in 2 weeks.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Sara,
I have been praying on that very subject nearly all day… In my heart, even I still doubt that the glory will come so soon. If it doesn’t happen in two weeks, the answer is that we must keep preparing ourselves for End Times. I am certain that they will come by the end of Ferbruary. If we’re still here in April, we’re Left Behind! Pray it ain’t you reading the message in Billy Bob Neck’s shoes!
“Personally, I am on my knees for my Lord?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s pleasure and will do for Him, yeah, everything that he asketh.”
Thought you guys were anti-gay…
That is the most disgusting comment that anyone has posted on str.ccom gyro. Shame on you!
i do recall i asked you that question in a respectful manner. give me some credit here i asked that in a respectful manner.
Sara, all credit due. I hope and pray I answered you respectfully too. So what is the problem here?
So, sam,
your basically saying that ” two weeks is a little to lofty, but for sure in five…”
Yeah, never been said before
Oh Sam by the way, you are contradicting the Bible when you say you know when Jesus is coming.
And sorry about that double quote.
@ Sam Johnston:
“That is the most disgusting comment that anyone has posted on str.ccom gyro. Shame on you!”
It’s always nice to be best at something.
time is TICKING AWAY.
We’re all still here and you only have a week or so to go. How exciting! You’re about to be exposed as a liar Sam… how does that make you feel?
Still standing by your foolish words? I bet not you coward.
As conservative Christians we try so hard to understand and respect other people’s ideas, maybe even a bit too hard. Now we’ll be able to wash away the big mess of the here-and-now, and go to that happy place in the sky. The Rapture this Sunday is going to be the greatest moment of my life, even if it involves us all becoming dead!
Always Right
poor saps still thinking it’s gonna happen when in reality it’s not gonna happen haha. STR be prepared to be laughed at cause it’s gonna be a real laughaplooza and everyone will be laughing at your expense stupid STR bitches i can’t wait for STR to be disappointed.
*Looks around* hmm… no fire and brimstone. No christians rising through the sky. No God. No Jesus. NO RAPTURE.
See what happens when you make stupid predictions? You lose any credibility you had.
Nice one, idiot.
haha matt that’s a good one hehe XD.