Preparing for the End: With Praise For Our Lord!
How are you preparing yourself even for End Times?
Lo and with wonder in my heart, I can make report unto you that, STR.com hath already preparedest the best guide on the net for how to provide for your unsaved loved ones. Thanks be to thee Newton Wilcox! Jesus smileth on ye!
But now that we know - yea - have been informedethed that the LORD intends the end this cradle of filth so soon, how shall we ensure we remaineth at His right side?
Verily I say unto you, it’s easy! You just got to be pure in heart and head and (Revelation 19:7) “..Give honor to him: for the marriage of the Lamb is come,and his wife hath made herself ready”.
One of the first things we can all do unto for Our Lord is stoppeth cussing! I have prayed on this often and I fear that most of the language we are subjected to in America today is just too foul. Words that I shall not mention hereinto like C**p, w**re, **nt, f*c*, J*h* St**ar*, bi**h, sh**, bl**d*, b**t*rd pollute our television screens day and night. In lax moments we ourselves e’en sayeth them. Yea! Even Christians do. Some of you might even think it’s alright to scream out “Oh you f**king c**ks**k*r!” when, for instance, you bangeth into your finger even with a nail, but I am here to tell you today (perhaps less than 365 days before we are taken from this miserable world) that such foul deeds will not stand any more. THEY WILL NOT STANDETH!
I have been praying a lot recently and lo! I have taken a vow of non-cussing. When the End Times come (probably within the next year!), I for one don’t want to be left behind just because I said a cuss word. Nor do I want my last word on this doomed planet to be filthy.
I don’t think that you should either.
That’s all I have to say today. I and the rest of the STR.com team are extremely busy readying ourselves for Rapture and telling our loved ones that we do indeed love them and that if they aren’t brought to heaven with us, we won’t be hurt. We will easily forget them once we have God’s light to look upon!
Finally, a quick word. Many posters on this site seem to be expressing doubt that the End is what Jesus really intends for the world. Well! Think on this! Verily! We need to realize that Jesus DOES want us to know about things that are to happen in the future or He would not have talked about it so much!
So why don’t you be the person in your church leading others to be ?prepared as a bride? (Rev 21:2)???!!!!
May God bless you and take you - if He loveth you!
Sam Johnston
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Jesus was not white
From the Interactive Bible under the false doctrines heading:
14 ways that Premillennialism Contradicts The bible:
http://www.bible.ca/pre-contrast-truth.htm
And
http://www.bible.ca/d-rapture.htm
The whole concept of the so-called Rapture contradicts scores of Bible passages of the clearest import.
The rapture is a (bad, mangled) theory, not showing up until around the 1830’s (AD). Although I look forward to seeing Sam start “typing in tongues” over the next few days.
Looks like I’ll be seeing you two in hell then. Oh no! Sorry! I won’t!!!!!!!!! You’ll just have to burn alone.
Jesus was not white will not send me to hell
Blasphemy will send you straight to hell Why Not!?!
Staight. To. Hell.
God’s going to disband Cradle of Filth?
Thank God!
That band is horrible!
Gorgoroth is much better.
Anyone else looking forward to their new material, once they get their shit together, after Infernus leaves?
No. It. Wont.
nowhere in the bible does it say Jesus was white
There for it is not blasphemy
Jesus was born in the middle east. If a white baby was born to someone in that region it would be ostracized from the community. Jesus was to be one of the people, so he would have looked middle eastern, probably a lot like those people we are killing now.
I am curious, Sam, I point to a place that quotes the bible book and verse to show there is no rapture and you dismiss it out of hand. Do you doubt the bible, the word of God so much that you ignore it’s teachings? I could point you to many more pages written by people who study scripture for a living who will tell you the same thing. Rapture is a made up thing that started in London in the 1800s and is not biblical.
Bubba
OK, so “Why Not” will go to hell because he said “Jesus was not white”. Haha, I guess you at the STR crew believe Jesus was born in America to don’t you. Well, let me inform you that he was born in Nazareth in EUROPE.
How come you hate Europe so much when Your own little hero Jesus was born here according to the myth of the Bible? And you know, the people in Israel are often not white with blonde hair.
http://listverse.com/religion/top-15-quotes-by-famous-atheists/
“telling our loved ones that we do indeed love them and that if they aren?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t brought to heaven with us, we won?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t be hurt. We will easily forget them once we have God?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s light to look upon!”
i’m (and they are probably too) excited to read your excuse on the 12th.
nazis.
hail eris!
Seeing that every non-christian (at leas tin STR?Ǭ¥s mind) will land in hell, hell?Ǭ¥s gonna have a huge problem. That being: A few billion people convinced that they don?Ǭ¥t deserve this and that both god and satan are assholes. Heck, I can see us kickin Satan off his throne about R-Day+3, if it takes that long. And then we can make the preparations to visit the upper level and ask a certain deity some pointed questions…
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
jesus is black
born 2000 years ago in the middle east
the dude is BLACK
and there are no pictures of him
you all see a white guy teaching people about good morals and generally being a nice guy
jesus was a regular guy, who had ideas
and lo and behold he dies because of them
he didnt die for our sins
he died because his views were different to the romans
but you know, american christians only see in white, right?
you dont see anything else than what your narrow minds show you
how is it up on that pedestal?
you fill your lives up with prayer and guidelines
you dont even know what god is or if he even exists
faith is not enough
reading a book- mainly fictitious and heavily bias- but a book all the same, is not enough
is there a god?
SHOW ME GOD
everything can be explained in science
if you ask me
science is the way to reach “god”
the beauty of the atomic structure
the divine number
evolution of man
one day
we might know god
until then
i dont believe theres an all knowing
all doing
white bearded man up there on a cloud waiting to tell me ive been bad all my life and should be punished
what would be the point of him
(ive more of a preference to know god as a woman anyway, since women give birth, youd assume that theyd be creators of everything)
yours truly
shoop
absolutely ignorant, foolish, and downright stupid as always.
~jer
“Lo and with wonder in my heart, I can make report unto you that, STR.com hath already preparedest the best guide on the net for how to provide for your unsaved loved ones. Thanks be to thee Newton Wilcox! Jesus smileth on ye!”
-Please stop… Shakespeare’s grave is threatening to start a friction based fire from the spinning, and I think you’re slowly killing my inner-child…
“that the LORD intends the end this cradle of filth”
-That’s harsh… I mean, just because He doesn’t like their music…
“Verily I say unto you”
-…Hark now! Forsooth! Alas! Verily!
“stoppeth cussing”
-Helleth Noeth!
“w**re”
-Whore technically isn’t a curse word…
“C**p, w**re, **nt, f*c*, J*h* St**ar*, bi**h, sh**, bl**d*, b**t*rd”
-Is it just me or is it hard to read that list and *not* substitute funny words, i.e; ‘Carp? What’s wrong with Carp?’
Oh, and, uh, somebody help me out what are; ‘J*h*’, ‘St**ar*’ and ‘bl**d*’?
‘?¢‚Ǩ?ìOh you f**king c**ks**k*r!”
-Anybody else just picture that literally?
‘Oh you F-Astrix-Astrix-king C-Astrix-Astrix-ks-Astrix-Astrix-k-Astrix-r!’
“you bangeth into your finger even with a nail”
-This sentence makeseth not the senseth…
“Well! Think on this! Verily!”
-Forsooth!
“Jesus DOES want us to know about things that are to happen in the future or He would not have talked about it so much!”
-Jesus is the worst for that… it’s just always talk talk talk talk talk… and you try and find an excuse to end the conversation but he just keeps going, even after the men in white coats come and give you your medicine…
“So why don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t you be the person in your church leading others to be ?¢‚Ǩ?ìprepared as a bride”"
-You read it folks… God wants you to buy wedding gowns, throw together a bouquet and get the invitations in the mail…
“Heck, I can see us kickin Satan off his throne about R-Day+3, if it takes that long. And then we can make the preparations to visit the upper level and ask a certain deity some pointed questions?¢‚Ǩ¬¶”
-Wow Proud German… same wavelength my friend… That’s been my plan for a while now… think of it, I’ll be immortal after dying, so it’s not like I can lose in a fight…
So I guess I’ll see you guys during the revolt if this rapture business actually *does* happen… by then I figure I’ll have that pony and treefort I’ve been asking for…
-Wraith