Briefly Patriotic - Super Tuesday
Today is Super Tuesday and as we wait for state after state to throw their support behind Alan Keyes, let?s not forget that in the long run ? heck, even in the short run ? for true Christians the 2008 presidential election ain?t gonna amount to a hill of beans.? As God has already told us, we?re all gonna be raptured on Sunday.? The funny part of it is that Alan Keyes, the republican nominee, will be raptured, too!? Frankly, it?s gonna serve America right that it is robbed of the one man that coulda brought this country back from the brink of its wickedness.? But y?all go out and vote for whoever you want.? Elect a Mormon or some baby-killing, taco-jockey loving so-called Republican.? Elect a lesbian or a left handed negro.? It don?t matter to the Godly.? We?ll be in heaven sipping lemonade and laughing at y?all.
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Fuckk You!!!
fuuck you!!!!!
fuuck you!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
Who the fuck is Alan Keyes? oO And since when do you like Catholics? xD
You’ll be up there sipping lemonade??? Good, that means you won’t be here using the same air as me. I’ll be down here in the world I chose and I’m going to stick to that decission. Even if I am damned to hell cause of my thoughts, this was my choice thus I’d make the same choice over and over again no matter how many times because in *my* mind it’s the proper one.
Screw Alan Keyes. He’s just as ignorant as Mike Huckabee. Sorry bitch, but a republican wont be getting anywhere near the perimeter of the White House after the way Bush fucked the country over. GO OBAMA & HILARY!! *sigh* if only America could have two great presidents at once….
-Jer Snider
By the way…when nothing happens this sunday, Im going to log onto this website and SHOVE THE SO CALLED LOVE OF YOUR “GOD” IN YOUR IGNORANT FACES!
Who the fuck is Alan Keyes?
Besides, even IF the “rapture” would happen on Sunday, I can quite clearly imagine what?Ǭ¥d happen if Satan?Ǭ¥s army came over to cause a ruckus. Given that they?Ǭ¥re using freakin bronze age equipment, all they?Ǭ¥d get would be a huge FUCK OFF! from anyone having something even resembling modern day firepower.
And after that, we will adress that issue wiht heaven being blatantly unfair in its pickings and/or kidnapping people at whim. Exspect the first nukes to hit soon.
PS: Even if we?Ǭ¥d somehow land in hell, with all those people in there perceriving it as blatantly unfair to have landed there, I?Ǭ¥d exspect a revolt and the overthrowing of Satan in about a week.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
lol… yet another STR idiot making a claim about the “raputre” again, i certainly look forward to this sunday when nothing happens.No one cares about Alan Keyes. Deal with it.
Second the above 3 comments. I’ll laugh so hard when this Sunday comes and goes, and you’ll STILL be here.
Billy bob Neck is secretly gay, he loves the cock.
You are a bummy… you are not really a beliver…of god.. you are a friggin asswhipe.. you have no right to tell people whos bad and whos not!!! ur a turd to society. you dont know anything about the holy book.. you know… the BIBLE… just because you suck up to the big guy dosen’t mean your good… god dosent have a hit list and he dosent hate people.. unfoutenly he loves shittyheads like u to.. you should sit in a coner and think about what ur doing…Goodness women get some backbone.. i mean god gave you an extra rib for a reason. anyways your a bumwade of shittness and i dispies your poopyhead, and you should stop writing this blog… god loves eveyone… yes as i said even u… sooooooooo stop writhing this bullshit and maybe write a book called “im a faggypoo and stuff”… gay bum
bumm … now be a good beliver and go read a chapter or to in ur bible.. if you really own one… jackass mother frigger no good for nothing shitty turd muffin eating douche bag!!!!!!!
Hey Left Turn
Piss Off!
On Sunday, your ass is staying in the atmosphere. Sorry, but it’s the “harsh” reality.
:)
*kisses*
~jer
So, who’s comment-jacking today? Sam? Jimmy? Billy wouldn’t stoop to that level… would he?
well well well leftturn where’s your god damned god and why are’nt you in heaven you fucking asshole and you said you would be laughing so hard when this sunday comes and goes and we’ll still be here. guess what you god damn prick your still here and were the ones laughing so hard at you and the other str bitches where’s your god damn fucking god now lefturn? me and those who are laughing at you hysterically are gonna wail on you on the rapture topic. what you said about laughing so hard that was reversed and me and all the others are laughing hysterically at yours and the rest of str’s loser bitch ass. looks like your god failed you hahahahaha. hahaha my my my how the tables have been turned and god failed you. i love seeing you str nimrods disappointed it is damn funny. hahahaha
What was Jesus’ greatest lesson? “Love one another as I have loved you” wow. you certainly are spreading the love. “left handed negro was it” as if somehow the fact that he is left handed makes him an inferior president. I am sorry if us south-paws offend you high and mighty ignorant morons, but for the time being we are here to stay. And you are hardly going to be saved in the rapture when you can’t even follow a simple commandment like “love thy neighbour” what is wrong with you? I thought that people who believed this were a joke, but here you are in the flesh destroying the moral fabric of america. You sicken me.