Briefly Patriotic - Anal Poisoning
A lot of people are getting all up in arms about Rush Limbaugh?s use of the common term, ?anal poisoning?.? Growing up on Jekyll Island, GA, we was always getting warned about the dangers of it.? In fact, when I was in the Boy Scouts (before the homos showed up and ruined everything) we were required to earn a merit badge in identifying people capable of passing anal poisoning from one person to the next.? I learned a lot of important lessons in the Boy Scouts (before the homos took over and ruined everything) but without that anal poisoning merit badge I might not be alive today!? Some folks say that anal poisoning is a thing of the past but I?m pretty sure that people just ain?t reporting it anymore.? You can bet that when Lindsay Graham gets hospitalized for it, people?ll starting taking notice again, but it shoulda never gotten to that point to begin with.
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what the flying fuck….wow…….
keep being ignorant.
it amuses me.
-Jer Snider
how do you identify someone with anal poisoning. Please share so the rest of us can avoid it as well.
Well, in general, “anal poisoning” often affects those that identify themselves as “Republican” and is closely associated with the condition of “verbal diarrhoea”. Symptoms include ignorance, a lack of empathy and understanding, an unnatural lust for material possessions and general stupidity. Republicans can be cured of “anal poisoning” by visiting a homeless shelter, giving money to the financially desperate, having a healthy sex life, and removal of the head from the anus.
Boy Scouts? funny considering how the scouts have been hijacked by both your guys and the mormons.
So are you do alot of thinking about Anusses with a penis in them?
you say you learned alot of important lessons in the boy scouts ? so did michael jackson.
Hehe Matt, that comment of yours really made my day, it’s hilarious =)
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
Heh, no problem thomas :) There’s so much more that could have been added too… oh the possibilities!
haha matt that was hiliarious okay that had me in fits of laughter. XD
Boys scout……and you say gays ruined it…….neh i dont think the founder of boys scout was straight in the first place XD
and GET REAL ignorant fool
DOGGONE those Boy Scouts and their anal poison badges! If it hadn’t been for that, we might have been spared the idiotic remarks of Billy Bobbit-neck!