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While we have only the greatest respect for James Dobson, we do sometimes question his commitment to Christianity and its role in keeping America strong.? His pledge for Christians to vote only for candidates with?sound biblical roots was a good start.? If you truly care about bringing God back to His rightful throne in the United States of America, please sign this pledge sheet and make multiple copies for your church and prayers groups.
Yours in Christ,
Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican
Dear God
As?Americans and?Christians, we know that You expect more from us than You do from other countries and the non-Christian savages that live there.? We understand the only way to celebrate Your glory is to make America the only land that Jesus would feel comfortable living in.? To that end, we hereby pledge to only support candidates for any office, local, state or federal, that believe unreservedly in the following principles laid out by You in the Bible
1)?Life ? We will only support candidates that believe in the sanctity of human life and will work to protect it from the cradle to the grave.?
2)?2nd Amendment - We will only support candidates that pledge to allow free and unfettered use of firearms for any purpose.
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3)?Marriage - We will only support candidates that believe that marriage is a sacred covenant between a man, a woman and You.? Furthermore,? we will support candidates who will only recognize Christian marriages and will work to get the government out of people?s bedrooms and let God in.
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4)?Homos - We will only support candidates that pledge to eradicate the homosexual agenda and the homosexuals that perpetrate it.
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5)?Faith - We will only support candidates that are willing to speak Your name and the name of Your Son, Jesus Christ who died on the cross to absolve us of our sins, loudly and proudly in any and all venues in which they speak at.?
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6)?Free Trade - We will only support candidates that believe in free trade in which America is no longer shackled by the sanctions of nations that are inferior to us.? Jesus wants Americans to prosper and would not have kicked the moneychangers from the temple if they had not been Jews.
We hereby pledge to boycott any media, organizations or individuals who refuse to support this pledge and/or actively work to undermine it.? We hereby authorize Shelley The Republican and its agents to speak for us in any capacity and in any forum, public or private.
We pledge to keep this pledge on our refrigerator until such time as America truly becomes ?one nation under God? the founding fathers declared or we are transported to Heaven in the Rapture.
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Where’s that rapture you promised us??? I waited all day; now it’s Monday morning and we’re all still here. What the fuck, man?
Sigh, and here we go, here we go, here we go again… yeah here we go again… (any OK Go fans out there?)
“we do sometimes question his commitment to Christianity and its role in keeping America strong.”
-As they question *EVERYBODY*
“f you truly care about bringing God back to His rightful throne in the United States of America”
-When did that happen? When was the US *ever* God’s throne?
“We understand the only way to celebrate Your glory is to make America the only land that Jesus would feel comfortable living in.”
-Jesus was a poor middle eastern carpenter let’s remember…
“1) Life ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äú We will only support candidates that believe in the sanctity of human life and will work to protect it from the cradle to the grave.”
-That ousts any candidates that support war…
“2) 2nd Amendment - We will only support candidates that pledge to allow free and unfettered use of firearms for any purpose.”
-See point one?
“3) Marriage - We will only support candidates that believe that marriage is a sacred covenant between a man, a woman and You. Furthermore, we will support candidates who will only recognize Christian marriages and will work to get the government out of people?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s bedrooms and let God in.”
-Not really anybody’s business anyway.
“4) Homos - We will only support candidates that pledge to eradicate the homosexual agenda and the homosexuals that perpetrate it.”
-Hmm, I here-by hand that picture the ‘most abused pic on STR’ award for it’s random apperance in numerous articles… as far as the comment I suppose, then, that your best bet is to vote for the candidates wearing the tinfoil hats so the Gay Atheist Bandit Supergroup can’t use their death rays to read said candidate’s brain…
“5) Faith - We will only support candidates that are willing to speak Your name and the name of Your Son, Jesus Christ who died on the cross to absolve us of our sins, loudly and proudly in any and all venues in which they speak at.”
-Government should not be mingled with religion, it never ends well.
“6) Free Trade - We will only support candidates that believe in free trade in which America is no longer shackled by the sanctions of nations that are inferior to us. Jesus wants Americans to prosper and would not have kicked the moneychangers from the temple if they had not been Jews.”
-Actually the United States is *really* slipping as a superpower… you’re not as superior as you so blindly believe.
“We hereby pledge to boycott any media, organizations or individuals who refuse to support this pledge and/or actively work to undermine it.”
-w00t! I’m boycotted!
“We hereby authorize Shelley The Republican and its agents to speak for us in any capacity and in any forum, public or private.”
-Isn’t that a scary thought… Tristan probably got a shiver up his spine as soon as that was typed… anybody else remember Tristan? His articles were fun, may he live a prosperous life hiding in some paranoid little cave somewhere…
“We pledge to keep this pledge on our refrigerator until such time as America truly becomes ?¢‚Ǩ?ìone nation under God?¢‚Ǩ¬ù the founding fathers declared or we are transported to Heaven in the Rapture.”
-Anybody else picture a landfill full of sad, forgotten fridges with this random pledge sheet stapled to them another 20-30 years down the road? It’s really a funny image if you capture it just right…
I don’t see this as getting off the ground, but I guess that puts it on par with all of STR’s other schemes,
-Wraith
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Where is that in the Bible? Oh yeah, that’s right, NOWHERE. If the Bible is truly everything one needs to know, as you always proclaim, then why do you support free use of firearms, eventhough it is NOT laid out in the Bible?
Let me answer that for you. You are in fact either of the following:
1. You are too immensely ignorant to realise that you’ve been consistently indoctrinated and constantly lied to by both your fundamentalist ‘church’ and the so-called family values organisations.
2. You are so deceitful that you would actually try to abuse Christianity for your own purposes, which would include but not be limited to the right wing agenda: let the rich get richer at the expense of everyone else.
Either way you are disgusting.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
PS. Where’s that Rapture which was supposed happen yesterday?
“Where?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s that rapture you promised us??? I waited all day; now it?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s Monday morning and we?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re all still here. What the fuck, man?”
completely right,
???WHERE’S THE FUCKING RAPTURE???
YOU L I E D AGAIN!
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“Either way you are disgusting.”
You say that like you’re suprised, bro.
P.S. We’re still here assholes! Where’s the rapture?
stupid STR Bastards i love seeing their major disappointment and i’m laughing my ass off cause those son of a bitches are still here hahaha.
rofl lmfao Random Aussie/ New Zealander now that was just downright fucking hiliarious haha keep up the good work Random Aussie/New Zealander.
STR Just pwned by Random Aussie/New Zealander. XD
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We will be Raptured sometime this year, can’t you read what the article says?
Always Right
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“We will be Raptured sometime this year, can?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t you read what the article says?”
He said withhin two weeks. Two weeks have passed. No rapture. We?Ǭ¥re waaaaiiiiiiting.
PS. I?Ǭ¥m also still waiting for the FBI and Sam?Ǭ¥s super-secret specops unit.LOL!
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
HAHAHAHAHA
Just like i said in my last comment we are NOT going to let this go so don’t even try to change the subject
“?¢‚Ǩ?ìWe will be Raptured sometime this year, can?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t you read what the article says??¢‚Ǩ¬ù
He said withhin two weeks. Two weeks have passed. No rapture. We?Ǭ¥re waaaaiiiiiiting.”
-and dodge our comments by pretending that the rapture on sunday ISN’T what you meant
“He said withhin two weeks. Two weeks have passed.”
I checked the article thoroughly just now, no mention. My intern position with STR is as fact-checker, we are very careful about these kinds of things, speling, etc..
Always Right
jesus fuckin christ that’s damn hiliarious gyro hahahahahahaha keep up the good work gyro well done. those STR nimrods finally coming out of hiding haha. face it STR your a bunch of morons and proud german is right we will be wailing on you for all eternity on this subject always right you STR bitches made your bed now lie in it bitch or maybe you should not have said all that bull shit about the rapture in two weeks. you str idiots brought this on yourself.
no rapture??
what a fucking surprise.
have fun waiting indefinitely…
-Jer Snider
@ Allways” Right”
“I checked the article thoroughly just now, no mention. My intern position with STR is as fact-checker, we are very careful about these kinds of things, speling, etc..”
It?Ǭ¥s Carefull, not Careful
It?Ǭ¥s Spelling, Not Speling
/True Christian
They changed the rapture articles to “next year”
LOL. STR’s attempts to hide that they suck and are wrong are pathetic.
Chuck Norris supports and visits our troops. This tells me that Huckabee Will bring our troops home honorably if elected.
A new book has just been released by a major christian publisher proving that 911 is in the Bible.
This huge discover has just been revealed from the Bible after the towers fall with great slaughter. This amazing biblical discovery is the topic of a national press release from a major christian source. This powerfull publication could place the democrats in a position where they are apposing the Bible itself by apposing Iraq! http://www.eternaltruth.net
Fellow Christian patriots,
If a true Bible prophecy were being fulfilled today, would christians believe such were true? America faces the possibility of a left wing candidate becoming elected president this year. The left wing media relentlessly works to stir up and maintain hatred for the Iraqi war because they are assisting democratic candidates to win the White House by promising to pull the troops from Iraq.
This means of surrender is proposed during a critical time when America faces the most dangerous enemies upon the earth having full intentions of attacking our great nation by any means possible! These enemies are plotting new attacks on America, which are driven by the very same hatred and fervor they intend for our friends in Israel.
Suppose there were specific Bible prophecies deliberately written for 2008? There are certainly many prophecies written within the Bible which confuse Christians that are not yet fulfilled.
If today’s Christians truly believe in Bible prophecy, they must not only accept the reality that they live in a time when actual prophecies are soon to be fulfilled, but also that these events will come in a powerful way. Do we not already see the prophetic signs in the Middle East?
Christians may very well doubt true prophetic events becoming fulfilled today because of Christian enthusiasts who have relentlessly spun Bible prophecy as they have interpreted isolated meanings into unrelated biblical context. They have done so for the sole purpose of making money.
Did a genuine fulfillment of Bible prophecy recently happen in our day?
A Christian in the United states was recently studying the Bible prophecies a few months back. He was honestly seeking a true scriptural understanding concerning passages which had caused millions of Christians confusion for thousands of years.
Suddenly this man understands something truly amazing in his Bible and falls to his knees in tears.
Like the brightness of the sun bursting forth from darkened clouds, he sees the entire episode of 9 /11 in every possible detail within the pages of the Holy Bible. He seriously pondered what just accured while experiencing great joy as he contemplated a reality that he alone had made a biblical discovery no other person on the earth knew anything about. He then began to ponder just how to inform others of this knowledge without sounding like another nut seeking attention around American airports. How he could he avoid sounding like someone seeking the limelight through fabricating some sensational and disjointed story? He could contain this news no longer, he told his friends, who naturally wondered if he had lost his reason after enjoying a long reputation of being known as a sound reasonable man.
The astounding news about actual biblical evidence over 9 /11 is convincing to this man’s neighbors and friends, even the local media investigated the matter, making this discovery into the news.
Bookstores sell out a number of books in just days while Christians from Britain and Europe discover this matter and quickly sell out UK vendors.
The national media was approached and deliberately ignored this discovery, refusing to investigate the possibility of any religious discovery bringing strong evidence of a “latter day Eagle” (America) prophetically entering into a modern Iraq soon after towers fall during a prophesied attack from hijacked “eagle wings.”
The last thing the liberals want is for this book to reach the light of day during this election year. This message is not just another manipulation of Bible text but reveals an intentional message written by true biblical prophets for you and this nation. We are trying to reach honest Christians who seek biblical truth.
If you lived 60 years ago when the television was first invented you naturally wanted to witness this miracle yourself, rather than rely on the testimony of others. Unfortunately, the only way for this discovery to reach the masses before the election this November, means this information must come from one investigating Christian at a time.
See.. Amazon.com
or http://www.eternaltruth.net/bpo911.html
or contact Paul at 208-251-3519
…And quit blocking comments.
Why are you blocking comments STR? I thought you were for freedom of speech.
You people contradict yourselves so many times. For example, you described McCain as a “wetback-loving, free speech hating POW.” Now you support him. You block every comment about the rapture not happening.Don’t try to hide it. Don’t try to lie to us. After all, it is a sin to lie.
“Leviticus 19:11-12 11 ‘You shall not steal, nor deal falsely, nor lie to one another. 12 ‘And you shall not swear falsely by My name, so as to profane the name of your God; I am the LORD.”
“rofl lmfao Random Aussie/ New Zealander now that was just downright fucking hiliarious”
lol, cheers mate.
“We will be Raptured sometime this year, can?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t you read what the article says?”
No we won’t, don’t you know STR’s full of shit?
“we are very careful about these kinds of things, speling, etc..”
Dipshit… Enough said.
To STR Liar Liar Pants On Fire.
GAWDAMMIT STR QUIT PRETENDING LIKE YOU CAN’T HEAR US WE WANT AN EXPLAINATION FOR THIS!!!
Or is it just too painful to admit to your fans that god didn’t really talk to you because he isn’t there to begin with? Get over it and hop on the bandwagon already! or at least post some kind of bullshit article about this not being “God’s true will” or “god was just testing to see if we were really prepared” I wanna laugh about it. Now stop being a little bitch about it and start on an apology article
yeah where are those str bastards anyways? haha are they that ashamed of coming out of hiding? i feel the same way as you do salokin. haha str get your fucking ass on here and take your wailing like grown up adults str you fucking bitches haha.
once again STR liar liar pants or panties on fire
I’m Being Raptured!!!!
Oh wait…
Its Just a Fart.
Nevermind…
“My intern position with STR is as fact-checker”
-That explains oh-so much….
Wraith quick-fact; ‘STR fact-checking interns are known for making paper airplanes and flying them around the office rather than work’
“yeah where are those str bastards anyways?”
-Scrambling to cover their asses, deleting old articles, that or editing them, they’re also likely busy modding comments…
Whatever happened to that short stint without security codes and 24-hour comment mod times?
-Wraith
haha wraith good one i loved that haha. XD
Where are the STR idiots ? they dont want to hear anyone. Shelley, WHY THe RAPTURE DIDNT COME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MADE IT 6 TIMES THE DAY YOU SAID THE RAPTURE WOULD COME !! 6 TIMES SHELLEY, NOW YOU COME WITH TIHIS BIG BULLSHIT !! SHELLEY, STOP MASTURBATING TO THE POSTERS COMMENTS !!!!!!!!!!
AND YOU TRISTAN STOP SEEING THAT GAY PORN ON YOUR MAC !!!
And Sara, God, Buddha, Alah, or someone bless you, Keep Posting please
SO do you, Wraith.
lol kira i think we plan to wail on them str bitches forever.
so religion starts when you fill out some paper? or in this case a digital form?
Amazing!
its like going to war …………
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