Thank God and George W. Bush for the watchlists
Friends,
Why is it that the drive-by media refuses to report some of our President’s greatest achievements? For example the terror watch-lists that prevent known freedom-haters from boarding planes may have prevented thousands of terrorist incidents since 2001.
Libtards like Mrs Pelosi (above) think that just about everybody should be allowed onto an air-plane. When will the liberals understand that we are at war with evil terrorists?
Our hard-working homeland security agents have collected over 800,000 names of known terrorists. By the end of 2008 this number is expected to rise to over 1 million.? That’s one million terrorists who will be prevented from boarding an aircraft - that’s a wonderful victory for Freedom.
Airport guard: “Excuse me sir, can I have your name please?”
Terrorist; “Abu-hamsa bin Osama al Wahabi”
Airport guard: “Hmm… well since the democrats wiped our terror watch-list - I’ve no idea whhether you are a terrorist or not, and since they made racial profiling illegal I guess I’ve got to wave you through… have a happy flight Mr Osama”
Terrorist: Bwa ha ha ha!
2 hours later: BOOM!!!
Next time you catch a plane and land safely, I want you to say a prayer of thanks to Jesus and George W. Bush, the folks who keep America safe from the evils of terrorism.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
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“2 hours later: BOOM!!!”
you even knew the exact time that elapsed…i do wonder of what terrorist group are you the leader?
you are stupid enough to think they will use PLANES, you have to admit, its pretty genius to do a airplane crash……
the next hit wont be an airplane…. the possibilities are endless in this world……they might use pokimen to destroy more then just buildings!
The watchlist is illogical. A sleeper terrorist will do anything BUT doing something that might get the governments attention before pulling his attack. This list only prevents unlucky people from flying. And shows a dangerous political development in the direction of a more authoritarian form of government.
Besides, aren?Ǭ¥t armored cockpits and sky marshalls already enough to discourage any wannabee terrorist from hijacking a plane *anyway*?
“Our hard-working homeland security agents have collected over 800,000 names of known terrorists. By the end of 2008 this number is expected to rise to over 1 million. That?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s one million terrorists who will be prevented from boarding an aircraft - that?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s a wonderful victory for Freedom.”
800.000 suspects. Innocent until proven guilty, you schmuck.
And hey, there?Ǭ¥s still car-bombs. Which can be as devastating. Half a ton of AMFO in the ground floor of a skyscraper and the thing will have a problem with stability.
“Next time you catch a plane and land safely, I want you to say a prayer of thanks to Jesus and George W. Bush, the folks who keep America safe from the evils of terrorism.”
By pissing of the entire muslim world and creating dozens of new terrorists each and every day.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
http://www.idrewthis.org/d/20050427.html
Checkmate.
The watchlist is illogical. A sleeper terrorist will do anything BUT doing something that might get the governments attention before pulling his attack. This list only prevents unlucky people from flying. And shows a dangerous political development in the direction of a more authoritarian form of government.
No, you are wrong. The terrorists always do silly things, they go to mosques they criticize our President. These are all highly suspicious behaviors. Thank God for the watch-lists that keep us safe. John McCain has promised to expand funding for this much needed service.
John McCain is full of shit plain and simple.
Be sure to sign up for a Greater America!
http://www.republicansforobama.org/?q=homepage
Bubba
“The terrorists always do silly things, they go to mosques they criticize our President. ”
Wrong. Any real terrorist will simply sit tight and wait for his time. That?Ǭ¥s why they?Ǭ¥re called sleeper cells. It?Ǭ¥s really an old strategy.
Besides, if you had to watch for anyone ever going to a mosque or criticising Bush, you?Ǭ¥d have to survey a sizeable portion (Make that a majority!) of the US population. Which the CIA, NSA, FBI etc, aren?Ǭ¥t able of anyway.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
“Why is it that the drive-by media refuses to report some of our President?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s greatest achievements?”
What achievements? Pissing off all of Islam and the sane world? Murdering innocent civilians? Turning the US into a police state?
“When will the liberals understand that we are at war with evil terrorists?”
When will the republicans understand that you’re only at “war” with terrorism because you’re forcing it upon yourself and others.
“That?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s one million terrorists who will be prevented from boarding an aircraft”
No, that’s one million arabs who will be prevented to fly on a plane because homeland security is racist.
“I want you to say a prayer of thanks to Jesus and George W. Bush, the folks who keep America safe from the evils of terrorism.”
I quote Proud German (Only the coolest German ever) : “By pissing of the entire muslim world and creating dozens of new terrorists each and every day.”
That Random Aussie again
P.S. Your anti-spam sucks
“No, you are wrong. The terrorists always do silly things”
they always do silly things!?
well looky here….mister found a mirror?
this blogsite = SILLY to the bone…
The watchlist is illogical. A sleeper terrorist will do anything BUT doing something that might get the governments attention before pulling his attack. This list only prevents unlucky people from flying. And shows a dangerous political development in the direction of a more authoritarian form of government.
FOLKS, do we have to remind you - we are in a state of war. Anybody who hates freedom is a potential terrorist. It’s important that we prevent these people from causing a menace in our skies.
“FOLKS, do we have to remind you - we are in a state of war. Anybody who hates freedom is a potential terrorist. It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s important that we prevent these people from causing a menace in our skies.”
Ahh, the good ol?Ǭ¥”they hate freedom111!!!111″ idiocity. And then labeling anyone who doesn?Ǭ¥t agree with the us government as “hating freedom111!!!111″. Guess what? You now have more potential terrorists than the USA has CITIZENS. That alone should make clear that you?Ǭ¥d either need to be a bit more elusive with your potential terrotist designation or that the USA are fucked anyway.
Besides, I think that Bush is a moron, yet I do not hate freedom. I?Ǭ¥m living in a free country and like my government after all.
Besides, you?Ǭ¥re only in a state of war right now because you have chosen so. If you had played it smart, you?Ǭ¥d be by now only in the state of helping the Afghan government policing it?Ǭ¥s country and fighting the Taliban instead of having started this totally pointless clusterfuck that is Iraq.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
“Anybody who hates freedom is a potential terrorist”
Nice way of contradicting yourself.
Twenty years ago, Communism was the scapegoat, and this same “with-us-or-the-enemy” mentality led to the rise of such villains as Augusto Pinochet, Ayatollah Khomeini, and -yes!- the Taliban. In your fight against all things socialist, you put some dangerous figures into places of power… and only now do you realize your mistake.
Listen American friends,
Israel is the only democracy in the Middle-East, that’s why Arabs / terrorists / Muslims want to destroy it. They hate liberty they hate free countries like American who support Israel. This is a war between the free world, made in the USA, with all its achievements against the retard, backward women-hater anti-progress stone-age Muslems who only dream of scorching Jews alive and committing the final solution. This is what they says in the Mosques even in Europe. It is not only the Taliban, Palestan, Irak, but also Iran, Saoudi-Arabia…
Learn from the previous war : Europe had been persecuted and killed Jews fro 2000 years. America had to use hard means, but by bombing Europe and freeing it and modeling their government properly the holocaust was stopped and the European believers in freedom and the Jews.
Isn’t that nice? Yes. So shouldn’t what happen to Europe happen to the Muslim word? Yes. What Bush does and what McCain will do is just a little price for the wonders America makes in the world.
Never forget the holocaust and makes sure it won’t happen again friends…
Axel…..
Remind me ….how old is america?
” Europe had been persecuted and killed Jews fro 2000 years”
there is a fatal flaw with yout statement….if Europe killed JEWS for over 2000 years….then who do you think Americans are? you do realize EUROPE whent to “america” ….
you are supporting the people who killed jews a long time ago.( according to your claims of course)
you contradict yourself in a way its not even funny.
WTF are you talking about anyway …europe…..it was germany started the so called holocaust….damn XD i dont even wanna go on.
Axel, get help you snob
>blockquote>Israel is the only democracy in the Middle-East
What about Turkey? What about Yemen?
Considering it persecutes its Palestinian population, has frequently invaded its neighbours, and has strong diplomatic connections to America… I can see where people would be angry.
…The country who has signed the least UN human rights resolutions…
Having alreadly murdered six million Jews and who knows how many Roma, Communists and others, I’d hardly call that ’stopping’ the Holocaust. Indeed, by the time the killing begins, it is already too late.
FYI, America had knowledge of the death camps as early as 1942-43; a detailed aerial reconnaissance photo stands at the entrance of Yad Vashem. You had the power to disrupt the rail lines to, at the very least, slow it down. Why, then, did you not touch the camps until the territory was under your control, and afterwards not assist in the re-integration of the prisoners?
Word it however you like: America did not care.
“A million deaths is a statistic…”
Where were you during Rwanda and Yugoslavia? At least you had the guts to call Darfur a genocide.
Never forget. Even if the perpetrators are your allies.
if there is any menace to this great country it is you STR your the real threat to this country. that’s why i tell my friends and family not to never come to this site cause you corrupt the minds of innocent people with your bull shit cause i won’t let you corrupt their minds.
Fuck You STR you fuckin philestines
“Listen American friends,
Israel is the only democracy in the Middle-East, that?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s why Arabs / terrorists / Muslims want to destroy it.”
Or because the Israelis just stepped into the door, illegaly occupied huge parts of Palestine and generally do everything they can to piss of the entirety of Arabia, mainly by treating the Palestinians in almost the same way they were treated in the 3rd Reich. That and unprovoked attacks against it?Ǭ¥s neighbours.
“he free world, made in the USA”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice one!
“Europe had been persecuted and killed Jews fro 2000 years. America had to use hard means, but by bombing Europe and freeing it and modeling their government properly the holocaust was stopped and the European believers in freedom and the Jews.”
Try getting a grasp of history. Seriously. The USA didn?Ǭ¥t give a shit about the jews either.
PS: The USA weren?Ǭ¥t the only ones “modelling” Germany?Ǭ¥s government. Let alone that of anyone else.
“Isn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t that nice? Yes. So shouldn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t what happen to Europe happen to the Muslim word? Yes. What Bush does and what McCain will do is just a little price for the wonders America makes in the world.”
IS it possible? No. Even in europe, with a vastly better original situation, it took not only the USA, but also the USSR and the british empire to get things done. And that was against a single country, not against a freaking sub-continent. Your poor attempt at propaganda fails.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
abbie kaufman do not talk to me anymore please and he is not funny i mean offense to you but please do not talk to me. i try to be tolerant of people and i try to be nice to people but bbn is not funny. so i’m asking you nicely not to talk to me anymore.
i meant no offense to you abbie kaufman.
If it just would be that simple, little jmmy, if it just would be that simple…
@Sara Carter, I’m not offended,just confused. Do you not want me to talk to you because you think that I find Billy Bob Neck funny? I never said he was! In fact,he’s an unfunny excuse for a comedian! The STR crew are all sophomoric and lacking in a creative sense of satire! I just didn’t find this post about the Statue of Liberty offensive! It’s just boring and unoriginal! They stole the idea from another Right-wing parody website that did a similar bit about 5 years ago! We’re losing REAL LIBERTY thanks to power mad politicians so a lame,derivative attempt at humor involving a SYMBOL of liberty just seems weak,not offensive to me! But if you don’t want me to make any more comments to you,then that’s all I have to say.
Hi - a little history of islamic terror: Such terrorists appeared the first time in the late 60ies - just a few in Palestine. At the end of the 70ies Khomeini became the leader in Iran, terror cells became more all over the Middle East - he actually supported terror groups like the Hizbolla.
The Sowjet Army occupited Afghanistan in December 79. CIA agents and arms dealers from the West supported the Mujahedeens in the war against the communism. Young men, called themself Jihadists, came from all over the islamic world to fight against the Red Army. One of this young fighters from Saudi Arabia was Osama Bin Laden. After almost 10 years of fight, the free West finally wons - the Sowjet Army had to leave Afghanistan in Feb. 89.
CIA agents went back home to the States and celebrated the victory against the communism. Just a couple of months later the Sowjet Union and all European communist countries colapsed.
The Jihadists - all these young men, who fought against the Sowjet Army called themself the Holy Warriors. The arch-enemy Communism was no more, but some islamic leaders proclaimed: “The USA is our real enemy!” Thousends of young Afghanistan jihadists, who originally came from all over the islamic countries, left Afghanistan and promised to commit terror acts all over America and Europe.
But the real troublemakers, who are the responsible persons, are all these conservative islamic leaders, fundamentalists and islamic clerics, who hate the West. They are a very bed influence on the young generation in the Middle East. The young people believe them and many of them become terrorists or they support terror groups.
Never before we had such a high number of islamic terrorists who hate the West and our democracy. I have been a couple of times in the Middle East and met some islamists. Some of them are definitely bone-heads, their idea or vision is quite simple. They decided to kill all non-muslims in Europe, America and Australia and they want to spread their conservative Islam all over the globe. “Because the world was made for muslims only!” - this is the bad influence of some old islamic clerics.
I watch this fundamentalistic mainstream in the islamic world for a long time and it becomes more and more dangerous.
Peter Vienna
Right now the best defense against terror are the CIA and the FBI. They know a lot about these kind of people. I met some CIA agents and officers in Vienna and Turkey. These US hidden warriors are widespreaded all over the globe - like islamic terrorists. Intelligences have experiences with different muslims in the Middle East and they actually killed or arrested some of these high ranking terrorists, who supported the 9/11 hijackers. Especially the old CIA agents, who travel to the Middle East since 20-30 years - they still have excellent connections to natives and some speak even Arabian. They are the real defense against terror.
A watchlist is ok, but it is not a real defense, just 800.000 are reported - but 800 million muslims still exist - and this is a lot. The terrorists are definitely not silly - you remember to 9/11. Such muslims, which pray in the mosque and criticize the president, these are not the dangerous muslims. Do you remember, these guys, who captured the planes at 9/11, these hijackers from Saudi and Egypt were travelling even one year all around the States and nobody payed attention. They were dressed in nice suits, most of them spoke well English. Terror cells like the Al Qaida just order the most intelligent muslims for terror acts - they dont send such bone-heads to the States. Therefore people such the CIA officers - the hidden warriors - such CIA agents are able to stop also these good educated terrorists in their homeland. But a watchlist is not a perfect defense, just a few are described and reported. Peter Vienna
Rocket, I know of course that Americans stem from Europeans, but they are culturally different as everyone knows. The important difference is religion:
Europe has been dominated by two antisemitic religions, Catholicism and Lutheranism (have you never heard of all the antisemitic propaganda produced by Luther???). Whatever the rights of the Jews on the land of Israel, the Jews from Europe had to go back because their life had never been safe in Europe.
On the contrary, most Americans are of the Evangelical, born=again Christian religion. They believe in the Jews and the restoration of the great Jewish Kingdom of Israel, with the border it had under King David, and its dominance on the Middle-East.
This is why, as I have said before, America is a country blessed by G-d.
And please refrain from antisemitic statements against the Jews or Israel (in Europe they would sentence you to jail for this).
Everyone knows that the Arabs want to kill us. Anyone who does not support Israel indirectly support the holocaust the Arabs want to commit.
This is worst than supporting Hitler (noone knew what he was doing, not even the Red Cross, so 99,99% of the Europeans fascists / German Nazis were much less antisemitic, even they didn’t want to kill the Jews, except Hitler and his friends). So antizionism is the worst kind of antisemitism.
Peter: excellent very insightful comments, I appreciate very much your well reasoned and argumented points, much above the level of the leftists, liberals posting here. Thank you again Peter.
” On the contrary, most Americans are of the Evangelical, born=again Christian religion. They believe in the Jews and the restoration of the great Jewish Kingdom of Israel, with the border it had under King David, and its dominance on the Middle-East.
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not this website they think god will return to its rightfull trone somehere in ” america”.
“And please refrain from antisemitic statements against the Jews or Israel (in Europe they would sentence you to jail for this).”
i live in the netherlands, and thats just untrue dude.
“” Anyone who does not support Israel indirectly support the holocaust the Arabs want to commit.
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what kind of bullshit is this? i dont support america nor the arabs nor the jews? so what are you trying to say that i want to have world domination because i support no country??? you are biased =/ just stupid really.
and for fuck sake you act like hitler, like if there should only be 1 supreme race….=/
“Everyone knows that the Arabs want to kill us. Anyone who does not support Israel indirectly support the holocaust the Arabs want to commit.”
Bullshit.In the same style one could say that anyone supporting Israel indirectly supports the opression and sufferring of the Palestinians as well as unprovoked wars against israel?Ǭ¥s neighbours. The simple fact is that ISrael is occupying huge parts of Palestine without any right to do so.
PS: Most Arabs would likely be satisfied already if the ISraelis would stopp occupying their land.
“And please refrain from antisemitic statements against the Jews or Israel (in Europe they would sentence you to jail for this).”
Antisemitism means hating jews because they?Ǭ¥re jews. No one here ever said that he hated jews in the first place, let alone because of their religion/ancestry. Your claim of antisemitism is blatant drivel. (For the audience: I don?Ǭ¥t hate Israel. I just think they?Ǭ¥re dumb as fuck for occupying territory that isn?Ǭ¥t theirs and eyspecting to still get to peace with any neighbours.)
“Whatever the rights of the Jews on the land of Israel, the Jews from Europe had to go back because their life had never been safe in Europe.”
Calling bullshit on this. And even if it were true, they could as well have migrated to the USA.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
“Calling bullshit on this. And even if it were true, they could as well have migrated to the USA.”
Some of them did, there was this one guy, Albert Einstein…
I willl not talk further on this with rude people who make me feel very bad, who hurt my feelings. This only confirms that the next president of the USA will really have to make a law to not only fordid but also criminalize hate speech. Find out more on http://www.adl.org/
Talk to you again on the topice after this incoming law is passed…. I bet you will speak in a quite different tone….
I am back writing here, all this hate I have been experiencing keeps troubling me, I really feel bad. I can’t cope with it, I need to say that I feel that all these people desire to kill me, to send me to the gas chambers. This hate is terrible. This hate oppresses me, keeps me thoughts busy, captive.
However there is no anti-hate-speech law yet that could help this evil situation, so I suggest that to make the world a better place (never again the holocaust!) you start every day by:
- meditating about the holocaust
- praying for the peace of Jerusalem/Israel.
Thank you for caring about stopping all the hate against the people which all European countries /peoples had been persecuting , killing and deporting throughout 2000 years of “shared” history. Never forget that.
Respect our religion, do not hate us because we and not you were chosen by G-d, and understand our deep longings inspired by G-d:
“If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,
Let my right hand wither,
Let my tongue cleave to the roof of its mouth”.
Axel
you feel bad because you are being a totall douche =)
” I need to say that I feel that all these people desire to kill me, to send me to the gas chambers. This hate is terrible. This hate oppresses me, keeps me thoughts busy, captive.
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Ah! this explains it all you are just paranoid, you just think people wanna kill you, then be killed i say. because its more of a wish you want to be fullfilled. you keep saying how people wanna kill jews….dude you are PARANOID.
So jews are the victim now right?… but i guess you dont give a crap what happens in other country’s its all jews jews jews jews. you only support america for the sake of all jews, you dont even like america for that matter.
Axel you are an idiot.
“Talk to you again on the topice after this incoming law is passed?¢‚Ǩ¬¶. I bet you will speak in a quite different tone?¢‚Ǩ¬¶.”
American laws are making me yawn anyway. THe us govenrment can pass what it wants, I don?Ǭ¥t give a fuck. It?Ǭ¥s the same for Peter, he?Ǭ¥s austrian after all.
“I can?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t cope with it, I need to say that I feel that all these people desire to kill me, to send me to the gas chambers. This hate is terrible.”
Now now, you are a sensible one. No one here ever mentioned killing you. You are quite a douchebag, but that?Ǭ¥s simply a bit over the top.
The German Guy
IMEPACH BUSH!
See now, they’re not supporting the Jews themselves, but the Jewish state as a pro-U.S. foothold in the Middle East. Frankly, if they weren’t so cozy to the American government, I doubt it’d give a damn.
They don’t inherently hate you; Israel
I’m sorry, but that is painfully optimistic thinking. Mein Kampf, a well-read book in the 30s, gave everyone a clear and concise view of what Hitler planned on doing when he came to power. Before the war began, he attempted to deport the Jews, but no nation would accept them (Prime Minister W.L. MacKenzie King famously stated “None is too many.”). The Nuremburg Race Laws made it clear to European powers that Hitler intended to carry through, but they kept their borders shut.
As to your assertion that the German populace was not supportive, I ask you this: how could the Holocaust have been so efficiently executed if the people opposed this execution? The blackest mark of all is the collusion between the Nazis and Jewish elders (Judenrat, anyone?).
Indeed. He states the facts without turning partisan. There are people on this site who could learn a lot from him.
That is a gross overstatement, and your continual hyperbole only aids in marginalizing the Holocaust you speak so passionately of. People would hold more respect for Israel if it didn’t constantly play the victim, and use its terrible history as an excuse to inflict misery on its Arab neighbours. You say we should respect your right to exist, but why should we when Israel refuses to recognize the rights of Palestinians? The land belongs to both of you; the conflict will continue until you learn to share.
They don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t inherently hate you; Israel has set itself up in rigid opposition to its neighbours, and this is the source of their anger. Look at it from their perspective: pro-U.S., non-Arabs suddenly arriving and kicking the established Arabs out. In a schoolyard, you’d immediately view the intruder as a bully, and indeed Israel’s frequent incursions into neighbouring Lebanon and grossly disproportionate use of force to counter Hamas aggravates this image.
This ‘with-us-or-against-us’ stance is purely absurd. If you had taken more time to befriend and co-operate with your neighbours, you wouldn’t need to feel so paranoid. But instead, you play the victim, and have something of a revenge doctrine.
I take it, Axel, that you’re Israeli?
what are you implying axel saying you and not us were chosen by god sounds to me that your saying your better then us just because you think of yourself as a christian. there is nothing worse then a snobby chrisitian such as axel and STR you need to get rid of that holier then thou attitude.