Spitzer Shoots From Hip, Public Doesn’t Swallow It
Eliot Spitzer, the democ-rat Governor of New York, was recently implicated in a sex-for-sale scandal. The prostitute, who’s word can be vouched for and trusted 100%, described some of the acts as “unsafe”.
From Hero to Zero: Eliot Spitzer, who was known as the ‘Sheriff of Wall Street’ during his stint as Attorney General, was committing immoral sex acts while he was pretending to clean up “corporate corruption” - why is it that the democrats are such hypocrites?
The word “unsafe” can mean many things: not brushing your teeth, reading in low light, forgetting to wash your hands, and not looking both ways when crossing the street … But just how “unsafe” are we talking?
Something more Democ-rat deviant, such as a baby oil massage, pan-fried broccoli and a stuffed platypus? Would this “unsafe” behavior involve 2-on-1s, giant black strap-ons, refried beans and a giant blow-up doll of Henry Winkler? STR would never stoop to starting rumors about someone, which is why as Christians we will always focus on the facts, as sordid as they may be.
It is well-documented that the ultimate Democ-rats’ Fantasy is to snort lines of coke off an expensive hooker’s ass in a glitzy Washington hotel while watching mixed-race pornography. It’s a well documented Lie-beral Fantasy to be dressed-up in adult diapers while taking a sponge-bath and being beaten with a riding crop by transsexual hookers dressed as nuns. For all we know Eliot Spitzer may have lived-out all the Democratic Party fantasies and more.
The whinging lefty’s will say Spitzer was the target of a smear campaign, but let the truth be known: Spitzer had sex with a hooker! This enemy of the family should be in fear for his immortal soul this very moment.
Let’s just hope Spitzer spits out the real truth of what happened, so that the public is not forced to swallow more of these Democ-rat lies.
Charles
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you’re a terrible, terrible person. Entertaining, but still terrible. The Maddox of the insane right.
one minute your backing that lying son of a bitch larry sinclair and now your backing a whore. your nothing but a bunch of hypocrites STR.
Thanks for that sobering analysis, Mr. Roast.
What can I say.. just another disgusting, filthy, perverted liberal!
Shameful! Cheating on his wife with whores! Disgusting. Typical liberal!
Shelley
Eliot Spitzer, when he was Attorney General, used to threaten, persecute and frame political enemies! His political career has been ruined by the laws he used to ruin other people’s lives! Democrat or Republican, he’s a jerk! “Spitzer and the Laws that Brought Him Down” by William L. Anderson http://www.lewrockwell.com/anderson/anderson208.html
Hey, at least he didn’t try to cover it up. Not to mention the Democrats do it with the opposite sex. Too bad the same can’t be said about:
…And that’s just the gays. Then we have the adulterers and pleasure-seekers:
…Then there are those who like their women young, i.e. <18. Some of their ideas of ‘family time’ are rather demented…
…From the barbaric to the downright bestial…
…Et la cr?ɬ®me de la cr?ɬ®me:
Neil Bush, brother of G. W. Bush, in a March 2003 divorce deposition, admitted repeatedly having sex with strange women who just showed up at his room while on an Asian business trip. (Overshadowing the sex scandal; the business scandal.)
George W. Bush, Republican president, accused in a criminal complaint and lawsuit of raping Margie Schoedinger, who was later suicided. Accused by Tammy Phillips, a former stripper quoted in the National Enquirer in 2000 saying she had an affair with Bush that had ended in 1999. Also noted by Mrs. Blount, while campaigning for her Husband Red Blount and while Bush was possibly A.W.O.L from the Air National Guard, at age 26 he was all over their 14 year old daughter.
“And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?”
– Matthew, 7:3 - King James Bible
Hey, that reminds me:
“…committing immoral sex acts while he was pretending to clean up ?¢‚Ǩ?ìcorporate corruption?¢‚Ǩ¬ù - why is it that the democrats are such hypocrites?
Tell me how they’re related. Go ahead.
‘Cause if they aren’t, it’s not hypocricy.
Pardon my French? Get your English right first.
Hey, that reminds me:
“…committing immoral sex acts while he was pretending to clean up ?¢‚Ǩ?ìcorporate corruption?¢‚Ǩ¬ù - why is it that the democrats are such hypocrites?
Tell me how they’re related. Go ahead.
‘Cause if they aren’t, it’s not hypocricy.
Pardon my French? Get your English right first.
this bashing of the liberals is getting pretty damn old and lame and pathetic shut the fuck up shelley fucking hypocritical whore.
Hey, that reminds me:
“…committing immoral sex acts while he was pretending to clean up ?¢‚Ǩ?ìcorporate corruption?¢‚Ǩ¬ù - why is it that the democrats are such hypocrites?
Tell me how they’re related. Go ahead.
‘Cause if they aren’t, it’s not hypocrisy.
Pardon my French? Get your English right first.
And stop blocking comments.
So, uh, everyone, this is obviously satire. Really good satire, too; love the skewering of popular “Conservative” viewpoints. It’s not exactly subtle, but it’s still really funny.
Keep up the good work!
This is my Sunday prayer:
Oh, Almighty Lord and your son Jesus Chirst,
who are not in the mythological heaven,
but in the fantasy of pastors, bishops, preachers,
and other superstitious people in the world.
May be your name forgotten,
the kingdom of atheists come,
our will be done,
both here and around the world.
Eliminate all religions,
demolish all churches,
and deliver us from popes, bishops, pastors, priests,
and the rest of charlatans and bloodsuckers.
For the kingdom, the power, and the glory
are not yours, neither now nor never.
Amen.
“The prostitute, who?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s word can be vouched for and trusted 100%, described some of the acts as ?¢‚Ǩ?ìunsafe?¢‚Ǩ¬ù.”
STR is vouching and 100% trusting a sinful prostitute. Wow, it?Ǭ¥s almost like hell just froze over.
Seriously, give us a reason to trust the woman. A real reason.
“STR would never stoop to starting rumors about someone, which is why as Christians we will always focus on the facts, as sordid as they may be.”
Thou shalt not lie. Heed the command, sinner. For this one, you?Ǭ¥re going to hell.
“It is well-documented that the ultimate Democ-rats?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ Fantasy is to snort lines of coke off an expensive hooker?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s ass in a glitzy Washington hotel while watching mixed-race pornography. It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s a well documented Lie-beral Fantasy to be dressed-up in adult diapers while taking a sponge-bath and being beaten with a riding crop by transsexual hookers dressed as nuns. For all we know Eliot Spitzer may have lived-out all the Democratic Party fantasies and more.”
It?Ǭ¥s well ducomented that STR wouldn?Ǭ¥t know any boundary on how to stop even lower trying to slander their opposition, including utter, blatant and simply disgusting lies.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Wow, I think that in the name of national interest an’ security, I’m gonna hafta personally question that prostitute an’ get to the bottom of her, um, I mean things.
spitzer may shoot from the hip but the only people who swallow is STR. and i think shelley spits and swallows.