Liberal lies about our economy, debunked
Friends,
Why is it that liberals hate the American economy? Why is it that they hate our Dollar and why do they talk nothing but doom and gloom about our financial outlook? Is it just because they hate our freedom or is their a darker motive behind their hateful trash-talking rhetoric?
According to financial terrorist Max Keiser the Dollar is doomed and the whole economy is about to plunge into what he describes as the worst depression since the 1930s. But why should we believe a mere blogger like Mr Keiser ? when we have the facts directly from the Decider himself, George W. Bush ? he’s given us the government’s assurance that there is nothing to worry about. He’s never been wrong in the past!
The fact is, our economy is doing great ? what the liberals call a ?weak dollar? is actually an unprecedented investment opportunity that’s great for American business. Fine companies like Boeing, Taser and Raytheon are doing better than ever thanks to the plentiful opportunities which have come from winning the war in Iraq.
But what of the national debt? Libtards say that we cannot afford such heavy government borrowing. As usual the liberals solution to this problem is to tax hard-working American families even more to pay off the debt, but do we need to force America to suffer? Heck no, George W. Bush has the right idea ? we simply wait for productivity to increase and then the debt will be easily paid.
There’s an old saying; If you owe your bank a hundred dollars then it’s your problem, but if you owe the bank a million dollars then it’s their problem. America owes it’s creditors approximately seven trillion dollars: That’s seven trillion dollars worth of free money if they rapture comes tomorrow!
The US Dollar: When Jesus returns to earth, you can bet he will be spending dollar bills issued by the federal reserve - every bill has his daddy’s name on it!
These are great times for people who still believe in America, and that’s why the staff at Shelley The Republican have come up with some great investment tips that are sure to make you very rich indeed:
- According to a leading investor, the best time to invest is often what seems like the worst of times ? why not pick a bunch of companies that look as if they are under-performing and invest heavily in them ? take banks for example. They’ve been hard hit by the credit crunch, but now that’s over we think that banks are ripe for investment.
- The US Dollar is the only world currency which bears the motto ?In God We Trust?, thus every Dollar bill is sacred. It’s time to start saving dollars ready for the next economic boom when God will show the evil foreigners that the greenback really is his chosen currency.
- The market is unstable because investors are worried about the possibility of a communist government run by Barack Obama. You can help keep America’s economy stable by donating generously to John McCain’s campaign fund.
- Gold ? do be deceived by the liberal doom-sayers who say you need to buy gold to shield yourself from hyper-inflation. It’s a lie ? there is no inflation in the USA. Sell your gold (if you were foolish enough to buy it) and get yourself more dollars.
- Jesus: Finally, remember to keep paying your tithe to STR ministries. Your generous donations help fund our important work. Every dollar you donate to us, Jesus will return to you three-fold. That’s a guaranteed 300% return on investment, so what are you waiting for?
As you can see ? these are times of wonderful opportunity for people who trust in Jesus and take sensible investing advice from fellow Republicans.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
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jimmy goddard this bashing of liberals and saying why do liberals hate the american economy and so fourth this bashing is getting pretty damn old and pathetic for once in your miserable fucking life lay off the liberals jimmy and quit calling them anti american and your getting on my last god damn good nerve so shut the fuck up and lay off the liberals you overly arrogant zealot.
This article nails it right on the head. Why are people sniveling about the need for empirically-based currencies? The dollar is doing better than ever, and with lower credit rates than ever before. Despite not having salaried work in over 5 years I have 15+ major credit cards, and use each one to pay off the other, as well as my sub-prime mortgage. It works like a charm! Instead of not using the dollar, people should ONLY use the dollar as well as get another VISA card, which will fix this mess once and for all.
Always Right
The problem is that Liberals and Democrats insist on working with a fact based economy whereas the GOP can change these realities!
I much prefer their faith based economy
This three fold investment idea has me intruiged. I have about three thousand dollars to my name and if i sell my car that will be nearly eleven thousand dollars. You say that if I donate those eleven thousand dollars to STR then i will soon have my hands on 33 thousand dollars, garunteed? How long does this take? Is it a money back garuntee? Is it a triple my money back garuntee? Tell me more.
well said the truth. :)
Hey, I’ve got a better idea! Why not tax the corporations?
Care to explain how?
Lack of consumer confidence equals lower demand, equals less production, equals less GNP, equals less consumber confidence, equals lower demand, and the cycle continues.
A laissez-faire approach to economic trouble is what caused the Depression in the 30s. That, and blind investments. Think about it.
I seem to remember Bush a couple of years ago, stating something about WMD’s in Iraq or something, being a reason to invade that country. As we now know, that was wrong. Oh, and he also said ‘Mission accomplished’ 5 years ago. As we now, he was even more wrong there.
Along with 6 billion other world residents. If the Reps would get their heads out of their asses maybe they’d see that too.
Indeed we don’t. Bush has forced America to suffer enough the last 8 years.
Yeah. And you know what’s so ironic? You owe most of that money to creditors in Asia and the Middle East, and even a huge chunk to the Chinese (you know, those communists you like so much). If they were to demand payment, you’re screwed bigtime.
Another blatant STR lie (and that is a sin, remember?). The Euros produced in Holland have the motto “God is with us” printed on them.
Go back to school please (and not your homeschooler, he/she obviously doesn’t have much economic knowledge)
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
“Why is it that liberals hate the American economy? Why is it that they hate our Dollar and why do they talk nothing but doom and gloom about our financial outlook? Is it just because they hate our freedom or is their a darker motive behind their hateful trash-talking rhetoric?”
Well, they don?Ǭ¥t. Keeping the economy up is in everyone?Ǭ¥s interest.
“George W. Bush ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äú he?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s given us the government?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s assurance that there is nothing to worry about. He?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s never been wrong in the past!”
*Cough* Mission accomplished…*cough*
Nice:
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aVl4JGYmkX0M&refer=home
But that really, and I mean REALLY, should hurt some pride:
http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKL1758265520080317
Interesting:
http://www.cnbc.com/id/23698095
“The fact is, our economy is doing great ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äú what the liberals call a ?¢‚Ǩ?ìweak dollar?¢‚Ǩ¬ù is actually an unprecedented investment opportunity that?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s great for American business. Fine companies like Boeing, Taser and Raytheon are doing better than ever thanks to the plentiful opportunities which have come from winning the war in Iraq.”
It was perhaps an opportunity about 3 months ago, but by now it?Ǭ¥s goin outta control and someone should put a stop to it before the building comes crashing down.
“But what of the national debt? Libtards say that we cannot afford such heavy government borrowing. As usual the liberals solution to this problem is to tax hard-working American families even more to pay off the debt, but do we need to force America to suffer?”
Actually not. Guess what?Ǭ¥s using the most money? Yeha right, Iraq with its billions of bucks pulverized each day.
“Heck no, George W. Bush has the right idea ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äú we simply wait for productivity to increase and then the debt will be easily paid.”
That would be working if the interest rate wouldn?Ǭ¥t be rising faster than the productivity…
“America owes it?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s creditors approximately seven trillion dollars: That?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s seven trillion dollars worth of free money if they rapture comes tomorrow!”
Of yourse everyone having borrowed that money and has not given it back by then is technically a thief and thus goes to hell.
“The US Dollar is the only world currency which bears the motto ?¢‚Ǩ?ìIn God We Trust?¢‚Ǩ¬ù, thus every Dollar bill is sacred. It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s time to start saving dollars ready for the next economic boom when God will show the evil foreigners that the greenback really is his chosen currency.”
That?Ǭ¥d require the dollar to actually show something that earns it some new trust. Right now, the world?Ǭ¥s thinking better of other currencies.
“It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s a lie ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äú there is no inflation in the USA. ”
Wrong. A slight inflation has existed anytime. It?Ǭ¥s just that you don?Ǭ¥t really get it as long as it stays low. It does stack up, though. Something that costed about 100$ in 1952 didl cost about 736,36$ in 2005 for example. The inflation is not the problem per se, it?Ǭ¥s just a problem if it gets too high.
Now for the real deal: YOU THERE OVER THE POND,GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER! If this shit continues it might damage not only your economy but all major ones on the northern hemisphere!
Hell, if anything else fails, we could still declare the USA bancrupt and force them to get a real savings program running.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
George W. Bush ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äú he?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s given us the government?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s assurance that there is nothing to worry about. He?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s never been wrong in the past!
I’m sorry give me a minute to go to my room and laugh my ass off.
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Okay I’m done….. I pity those on fixed incomes with the falling value of the dollar. I’ve made it clear that the US owes untold amounts of money to China right? When the US was given to Bush it had a 5 Trillion Dollar surplus and not even a full 8 years later it’s a 9 trillion dollar deficit, that’s the biggest 180 in all of political history.
Ron Paul, Obama, Hillary, and I all see an Epic Fail when they come hurtling at me down the highway.
Ron Paul plans on cutting spending of the Government: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PoxlzPGIPt4
Hillary plans to assist the middle class (the largest and most important class, they make the most money and fall the hardest in a rescission): http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Q_fhCc055E&feature=related (sound is way off)
Barrak plans on focusing on the US’s infrastructure and the individual to raise the lower class out of the low class: http://youtube.com/watch?v=mH7ZKIVwmx0
“If this shit continues it might damage not only your economy but all major ones on the northern hemisphere!”
Thanks for pointing this out, this is the only reason other foreign Governments are willing to lend the US so much. Thanks to all that money blown out Bush’s ass, millions of people are still starving in several countries and our gas prices are through the roof. The electric cost in my area has fallen though, but I wonder if it has anything to do with the few hundred Wind turbines put up about 15 miles from my house on the Pawnee Buttes….. Back to my original point, previous to this debt, the US was very lucrative to foreign powers and the interest rates going up are going to make them tons of money, other countries have been seeing the US as an investment opportunity, they send money, 6 years down the road they make it back with a large percent surplus. But as the US continues borrowing more and more and more and gets ever closer to financial collapse said foreign governments get more worried about the borrowed money suddenly going *poof*, so they lend the US even more which makes interest rates even higher which means that the US may be paying off these debts for the next 50 years as long as it survives that long not to mention the strain this puts on the middle and lower class of America who will pay off the bulk of the debt by paying more taxes (which are high as they are already) and making less money cause company’s have to pay more as well. Here is the big issue, the Dollar. As it’s value falls, taxes go up, and interest rates get higher, what is the first thing a big company does to cut spending? Can anyone say Layoff? They will put off the already spread thin middle and lower class workers and go to freaking India and China to hire people for penny’s on the dollar. What else do they do, they charge more for their product. As large company’s charge more for whatever they make, the remaining money from the people goes to that. The company is still going to have to really strain to hit that bottom bar goal that was set the previous year or so. See how nobody wins, people loose their jobs, company’s lose money and many go bankrupt, the national treasury has to be opened to rescue the company’s many times, the Government falls, and last people on fixed incomes only get so much a year even though that set rate of dollars is worth less and less each time, and the prices of energy, food, and everything else goes up. We are caught in this downward spiral and unless the Government get’s this budget under control mainly by spending less (that means the Iraq war too STR) the US can and will declare bankruptcy and pull out your bike and pawn your stuff, we’re back to the depression.