What McCain should do next
Friends,
Now that we know our economy is in safe hands, lets discuss ways that John McCain, our next President can put even more pep into the world’s favorite currency: The U.S. Dollar. Sadly, our proposal to have George Washington replaced with Jesus (the true founder of America) was sabotaged by angry secularists, hell-bent on creating their own vision of America without God.
This is an artist’s impression of what our 7 dollar bill would have looked like - unfortunately our plan to let Jesus re-vitalize the dollar was sabotaged by god-hating communist liberals!
That’s why we’ve come up with a much more acceptable plan, and one which is sure to bring America back to where it belongs as the world’s number-one economic powerhouse:
We simply bomb Iran ? think about it: All of the problems America faces is the fault of the Islamofascists. If we bomb them back into the stone age it will end our troubles with the middle-east once and for all, and finally peace will reign on earth.
These commemorative George W. Bush dollar bills may not be worth $2004, but they are worth a great deal to us. You can buy these for $2.04 each at the STR shop - they are accepted by true patriots in every state of the USA.
Just think, every year America spends trillions of dollars fighting the war on terror. According to the latest statistics the war has cost us seven trillion dollars so far. If we had not spent this on fighting the towelheads we might have invested this in other important projects like fighting against homosexuality and atheism. The way I see it, those pesky sand-niggers owe us, and now it’s pay-back time.
One reason we never found Saddam’s WMDs is because he gave them all to his friends the Iranians - we need to invade Iran to get Saddam’s WMDs back under responsible American control.
Since all the terrorists are working for the evil Ayotolahs ? we should fight them over there so we do not have to fight them over here and all the other places where we’ve been fighting them. That’s just common sense, and that is why we are lobbying John McCain for regime change in Iran.
Yours in Christ
Jimmy
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jimmy goddard jesus is not i repeat is not the true founder of america. he was from the middle east and who the hell do you think you are to disrespect the first president of the united states and founding father and revolutionary war hero. george washington along with other great american patriots fought for this countrys’s independence and freedom bled and died for this great country you sir are indeed very ungreatful for what that wonderful patriot and american and the father of our country who is the beloved george washington. you should be damn thankful for what him and other american patriots did for this wonderful country.
Yee-haw! Let’s solve our problems by bombing Iran! Just look how awesome it worked in Iraq!
“One reason we never found Saddam?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s WMDs is because he gave them all to his friends the Iranians - we need to invade Iran to get Saddam?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s WMDs back under responsible American control.”
Yeah! Iraq and Iran: Best friends since 1980!
“Now that we know our economy is in safe hands,”
I?Ǭ¥d give it a few days, THEN we?Ǭ¥ll know.
“the world?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s favorite currency: The U.S. Dollar.”
Not right now…
“This is an artist?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s impression of what our 7 dollar bill would have looked like - unfortunately our plan to let Jesus re-vitalize the dollar was sabotaged by god-hating communist liberals!”
So that?Ǭ¥s why we never heard of it, right? Besides, who?Ǭ¥d actually want a 7-$-bill anyway? 5?Ǭ¥s and 10?Ǭ¥s are enough. And putting a nice new picture on it wouldn?Ǭ¥t have done any good anyway. That was already tried in the Great Depression afaik.
“We simply bomb Iran ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äú think about it: All of the problems America faces is the fault of the Islamofascists.”
Yeah, they force you to spend massive amounts of money on a occupation that will end about the day hell freezes over.
Doing even more wars and spend more money on it will really help their plans.
“These commemorative George W. Bush dollar bills may not be worth $2004, but they are worth a great deal to us. You can buy these for $2.04 each at the STR shop - they are accepted by true patriots in every state of the USA.”
Isn?Ǭ¥t faking dollar bills a crime? Besides, dead presidents only!
“Just think, every year America spends trillions of dollars fighting the war on terror. According to the latest statistics the war has cost us seven trillion dollars so far. If we had not spent this on fighting the towelheads we might have invested this in other important projects like fighting against homosexuality and atheism. The way I see it, those pesky sand-niggers owe us, and now it?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s pay-back time.”
You know, they never asked for that money. So it?Ǭ¥s entirely your fault for wasting it by bombing a country down to almost complete economical breakdown. You won?Ǭ¥t see those bucks anytime soon. Especially not from the Iranians, they never had you gifting them money recently.
“One reason we never found Saddam?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s WMDs is because he gave them all to his friends the Iranians - we need to invade Iran to get Saddam?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s WMDs back under responsible American control.”
Bullshit! The Iranians and Saddam hated each other. For god?Ǭ¥s sake, they had a war going for more than 10 years!
“Since all the terrorists are working for the evil Ayotolahs”
They aren?Ǭ¥t. They are working for themselves.
PS: McCain isn?Ǭ¥t president. And he?Ǭ¥ll likely not be in November, either.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,
Let me ask you: Are you retarded?? are you so simple that all you can do is spout foul angry rhetoric because your life didn’t turn out the way you wanted it to?? Did you want to be a baseball player, nascar driver or even semi-literate?
Whats the point of invading a 3rd country in 7 years?? You’ve not exactly done very well in the other two?? Is it a case of 3rd time is a charm?? Because this time, you surely will get your arse kicked as no other sensible nation, except for the retarded British, will join you in a another unpopular war of occupuation.
To “The Derman Guy”: Why impeach Bush? Wait til his term is over, then drag his arse to The Hague to face war crimes. So much more satisfactory.
All America’s problems solved by bombing Iran? So do the Iranians sit laughing at America because they engineered the fact that America doesn’t have enough money to keep it’s elderly population in cat food and artificial hips and will need to impose huge taxes to keep the next generation of elderly in the same standard of living as there is now?
haha darth that probably would piss them off i love the way you think.
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Hi - after careful consideration I am pretty sure, this term” “Jesus was the true founder of America” was created by the first protestants, who arrived and settled in America in the 17th and early 18th century. They had to leave Europe, cause their own Bible interpretation was too different to the Roman Catholic Church. Catholic cerics and inquisitors hunted Lutherians, Baptists and so on and they had to flee. To a land of free practice of religion. They settled in Prussia, Netherlands and in New England (Eastcoast of North America).
American protestans (Baptists, Lutherians…..) found a part in the Bible - where Jesus (God) says: ….I will show you the way to my land!”
What Jesus (the Bible) actually means is - …after a long way you will find the place in heaven….
It has nothing to do with America or any other place on earth. What the Bible actually means is - after a long and hard way (hard way means “your life”) you will arrive in my land (the Bible means the Heaven).
As the Bible was written - the books of the Old Testament are 2-4000 years old and the New Testament was written by the Evangelists - 200-300 years AD. At that time, America was unknown. “Jesus found America” is a term, which was created by the first protestants on the way to a land of free religion practice. As they arrived and settled - they declared, America was found by Jesus! They mean, they honor Jesus, cause with their strong faith they found their promised land. Peter Vienna
Then we bomb America and wille be TRUE Peace in the WOrld.
From Russia with LOVE