Abominations in the eyes of GOD
Friends,
Can you call yourself a Christian if you do not fully embrace all of God’s words in the bible? What if you only accept 99% of the bible, heck ? what if you only accept the parts you like and throw out the rest? Do you still get to call yourself Christian? Most sensible people say no ? the only way to get to Heaven is to accept all of God’s words.
A prawn ? God tells us that this eating this hideous abomination is just as bad as performing an act of homosexual sodomy. Why do we allow these prawn eaters to flaunt their disrespect for GOD’s word in our community? It’s disgusting and shameful.
We all know that God does not want us to be gay ? he hates Homosexuals and calls them an abomination. That is why he has told Christians that they must be put to death, but what of the other things that god abhors? In Leviticus 11:10, GOD makes it perfectly clear that he does not want us eating shellfish either, yet how many so-called Christians you know greedily feast upon these forbidden foods?
The Mussel - eaten by the Godless French by the million. Every year thousands of people die from seafood poisoning because they ignored God’s commandments ? is this just an accident or is GOD punishing us for defying his eternal words?
I’m going to make this perfectly clear: Anybody who eats squid, prawns, lobsters and other shellfish ? you folks are going to Hell. Suppose you eat a bowl of toxic mussels and you die of poisoning without having time to repent of your sins ? you are going to be damned forever. GOD says it plain as say in the Holy Bible.
A lobster: This un-holy, foul beast lives it’s life amongst the muck and filth of the sea bed. Pastor Bucks assures me that the demons of Hell look just like this repsive specimen. I feel sick just looking at this miniature monster from the deep. It’s tentacles and claws disgust me, and they disgust Jesus too.
Why on earth are we allowing these abominations to go on in America ? the land t hat Jesus founded to be a Christian nation that would uphold his laws? There are three fish restaurants in the city nearest to my home ? every single one of these restaurants is violating biblical law. It’s time to stamp this out ? STR humbly proposes that proprietors and customers of restaurants that serve shellfish and other forbidden foods should be put to death in accordance with God’s almighty word.
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you son of a bitch questioning christians and claiming that some probably accepting parts what they like and throw out the rest you jimmy goddard and STR are the last people who should be accusing and pointing the finger at people when the fact is that you jimmy goddard and STR only accept parts of the bible yourselves don’t be throwing stones at people and before you ever start pointing the finger and accusing people of such things take a good hard look at yourself asshole. see you in hell mother fucker. jimmy goddard and STR i hope you bitch ass overly arrogant mother fucking zealots get struck by lighting mother fuckers
and one more thing stupid can you hear the words that are coming out of my mouth j e s u s i s n o t t h e f o u n d e r o f t h i s n a t i o n repeat this one more time and if you still don’t get it then you need hooked on phonics.
Well STR, did it ever occur to you that in the same book, Leviticus, God also forbid the eating of pork?
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
According to Leviticus, You are not allowed to wear mixed fabrics either….
Hey Shelley, what about your brother Mike. Not only is he Damn ugly, but he?Ǭ¥s fat too (a sin??, right?) … But look at the picture of the semi naked ladies…You must be really proud of him…
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omfg true christian now that was damn hilairious hahaha.*pounds fist on desk with uncontrolable laughter. XD
” you folks are going to Hell. Suppose you eat a bowl of toxic mussels and you die of poisoning without having time to repent of your sins ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äú you are going to be damned forever”
…see this is what i dont get, God is forgiving and he wouldnt damn anyone forever.
I dont believe in ” god” and the book “he” wrote, but it shows how idiotic you are. you cant even think for yourself but rather contradict yourself to hell.
This is just the following website cranked up to “eleven”! http://www.godhatesshrimp.com Lying,mischieviousness,slanderousness,murderous plotting and sowing discord in the congregation are also abominations! If one followed all the Old Testament laws,one would have to stone to death back-talking kids! Shaved heads,long hair or goatees on men would be forbidden! And don’t forget to do the animal sacrifices and enslave the heathens! And to make things interesting,Jesus said “Blessed are the peacemakers…Love your enemies and bless those who persecute you…Let He who is without sin cast the first stone.” which contradicted God who said “An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.” and He encouraged the Old Testament Hebrews to wage war on neighboring heathen kingdoms!
“the only way to get to Heaven is to accept all of God?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s words.”
Guess you aren’t getting there then.
“God tells us that this eating this hideous abomination is just as bad as performing an act of homosexual sodomy.”
The Bible doesn’t have anything about homosexuality in it you douchebag.
“he hates Homosexuals and calls them an abomination.”
God loves all his creations last time I checked
“GOD makes it perfectly clear that he does not want us eating shellfish either, yet how many so-called Christians you know greedily feast upon these forbidden foods?”
Who gives a fuck?! I refuse to believe that on Judgement Day that my diet is going to come into question “hey God, I killed a bunch of kids, but i ate right!”
“Every year thousands of people die from seafood poisoning because they ignored God?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s commandments”
No such thing as seafood poisoning, just food poisoning, and God has nothing to do with it, the lousy chef does.
“Anybody who eats squid, prawns, lobsters and other shellfish”
Squid isn’t a shellfish, retard.
“Pastor Bucks assures me that the demons of Hell look just like this repsive specimen.”
So that implies that Pastor Bucks has been to hell right?
“he land t hat Jesus founded to be a Christian nation that would uphold his laws?”
Jesus had been dead for 1 1/2 milleniums when the US was founded.
“A lobster: This un-holy, foul beast lives it?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s life amongst the muck and filth of the sea bed. Pastor Bucks assures me that the demons of Hell look just like this repsive specimen. I feel sick just looking at this miniature monster from the deep. It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s tentacles and claws disgust me, and they disgust Jesus too.”
And how does Mr. Bucks know what demons look like? Has he been to hell? And how do you know what disgusts Mr. Christ? For all you know that there is slander. Its the firey pits of smoke and brimstone for you.
“A lobster: This un-holy, foul beast lives it?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s life amongst the muck and filth of the sea bed. Pastor Bucks assures me that the demons of Hell look just like this repsive specimen.”
Hell now seems a lot less threatening. If those demons are similar to Lobster, they are going to have shitty reflexes and be easy bait. ANd hell, given biblical descriptions, they?Ǭ¥re at the technological level of the bronze age. Given that, Armageddon holds no real fright, we?Ǭ¥re going to fuck over both HEaven and Hell without breaking a sweat.
“I feel sick just looking at this miniature monster from the deep. It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s tentacles and claws disgust me, and they disgust Jesus too.”
What tentacles? Lobsters don?Ǭ¥t have tentacles.
“Why on earth are we allowing these abominations to go on in America ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äú the land t hat Jesus founded to be a Christian nation that would uphold his laws?”
Natural balance is a good reason. NAother one is the simple fact that it?Ǭ¥d be basically impossible to stop them from randomly going ashore.
“It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s time to stamp this out ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äú STR humbly proposes that proprietors and customers of restaurants that serve shellfish and other forbidden foods should be put to death in accordance with God?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s almighty word.”
It?Ǭ¥s time to stamp this out - I, in the name of any reasonable person on planet Earth, propose that any murderous bible-thumping whack-jobs like the STR-Crew should be put into prison camps for the rest of their lives, to protect human society from their madness.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Hi - this is a very interesting article! As I spent some weeks in the States, to meet my cousin in S-Texas, I realized you have a lot of seafood restaurants and many Americans eat shrimps, crustaceas and so on, especially in the South near the Gulf Coast and at the East + West Coast. In Florida, Alabama, Texas and so on are hundrets of shrimpers. Not only the French eat shrimps (seafood), all nations, who live closed to the sea eat shrimps.
The States have a big seafood industry, ten thousends of US citizens have their jobs in such seafood companies. And think to all these fishermen and their families. This is a very big industry, which is necessary for the States and the people.
Tell them, they have to quit their jobs, because God told you and yours: It is a sin to eat shrimps, crustaceas and so on.
We all know, Jesus Christ lived in Palestine - in the Holy Land 2000 years ago. He had never seen America. Even 1500 years later, in the year 1492 Christoph Columbus crossed the Atlantic Ocean, he was on the way to India and landed on the first island, now it is called San Salvador. The history says, he discovered America, but he still believed he is in India. More than a century later, 1620 the Pilgrim fathers immigrated to North America, to find a land to be free in practice their own religion. Later many Lutherians, Baptists, Hugenotts and so on fled to America, cause the Roman Catholic clerics claimed, their Bible interpretation is wrong, they are definitely heretics, they must go or die.
These people arrived in North America, with their Bible in their hands and said, “Jesus showed us the way to his land - this is the promised land!”
The whole world was created by God - not only America, or the Holy Land or like the Arabs say: Saudi Arabia only…….
However, to eat seafood in such concentrations, this is typically for Japan, Norway, Canada, USA….. Of course, typically seafood-nations are Japan, Canada, Norway, Denmark + Greenland, Iceland, Australia, New Zealand, USA + Alaska and Hawaii, Italy, Greece, France, Spain, Portugal, Britan, Indonesia, Thailand, Taiwan, Philippines, Polynesia, Vietnam, Hongkong, India, South Africa….and much more.
Ok - tell them, shrimps are abominations in the eyes of God!
Maybe I told you before, I was 8 years in a convent school and we read or studied the Bible many times - I remember very exactly, fish are one of the most important Christian symbols - also to eat. The apostle Petrus was fishermen on the lake Genezared. No word about shrimps in the Bible. These people in Palestine or in the Middle East had no idea what shrimps actually are 2000 years ago.
The big problem is, many times clerics translated or wrote off the Bible - into Greek, Latin, German, into different languages. Errors or mistakes were preprogrammed. The real words of God or Jesus you will find in the Death Sea Scrolls, which people and later clerics found in the caves of southern Israel.
If you are interested to read the real or true words of God and Jesus, go to Princton Theological Seminar in NYC and you will meet Dr. James Charlesworth and tell him, you would like to have a copy of the real Bible: Old + New Testament.
I am also very interested in the real books of the Bible - therefore I want to meet him as well. I decided to meet him on my next trip to the States.
Peter Vienna
Darth Reaven that`s right - a lobster is a great meal, but we don`t eat the “tentakles”, we just eat the tail - or the meat in the tail and the meat in the claws. And this creature is clean, all things in sea are clean, much cleaner as a pig (pork) for instant! And the best Lobster you can get at the Gulf Coast - Alabama, Florida…….Peter Vienna
In which case, you fail.
Yeah, uh… where did STR ever learn that lobsters hava tentacles? I know I said STR fears what it doesn’t understand, but this is basic crustacean anatomy that they just failed.
Not to mention, who did Jesus choose as his disciples? Fishermen.
To rail against seafood is like spitting in His face in that context.
Exactly LeftTurn, Amen.
Come to think of it, what did Jesus feed the hungry 5000 during the wellknown miracle (Matthew 14 : 13-21)? Indeed, bread and fish.
I would like to see STR respond to LeftTurn and me, although they most likely won’t.. They seem allergic to arguments which crush their indoctrination.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer