Hello Ma-Pa can I suck your hairy nipple? Welcome to the Liberal future!
Concerned Americans everywhere are reeling at the news that sick pervert Thomas Beatie — a man who used to a woman until s/he defied God’s will and had her/his breasts chopped off — is now expecting a child.
Confused?
Imagine how the poor infant will feel!
Let’s run through the crazy story again. Beatie used to be a woman, until she decided that she wanted to have a sinful marriage - in defiance of God’s law - with another Eve, called Nancy. Because, thank God, their home state of Hawaii won’t allow sinful same-sex marriages, sick freak Beatie decided to become a man. S/he instructed doctors to chop off his mammaries and started taking hormones. The transgendered sicko claims to have kept his female reproductive organs and since his hussy partner Nancy had her own womb chopped out (keep up with me here! I know it’s all a bit whacko!) a few years ago has now had male sperm injected into his body and claims to be with child.
For shame! Filthy! Filthy!
Phew!
What a stinking mess!
Worse yet, this pervert (is s/he a pedophile?) has sold his/ her filthy story to The Advocate (of sin) magazine and is trying to pretend that this birth will be a fine thing rather than one of the biggest crimes against God’s nature in recent history.
I’m sure that by this stage, most Christians are feeling sick to their stomachs at this perversion. Well. If you feel bad now, just imagine how you’ll take it if that lesbian Hillary or that homo Obama get into the White House and make this kind of behaviour compulsory.
So that this story doesn’t end on a thoroughly deprressing note (we Christians like to bring Good News afterall! ROLTFL!) I do note the following quote from the pervert Beatie:
“Doctors have discriminated against us, turning us away due to their religious beliefs. Health care professionals have refused to call me by a male pronoun or recognize Nancy as my wife,” Beatie said. “Receptionists have laughed at us. Friends and family have been unsupportive; most of Nancy?s family doesn?t even know I?m transgender.”
Thank God for that! At least some people in the world aren’t as disgusting as that creep and know how to treat him!
May God Bless You All,
Sam Johnston
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your disgusting and your a creep so you have something in common with him asshole.
sam… are u a boy sam or a girl sam?
By the way, today is April 1st, it would be a good time to reveal that STR.com is a joke, mkay?
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
haha thomas love it lol.
With that scruffy beard he kind of looks like Billy Bob. Maybe it is. I hope not, then he would be reproducing, and we certainly don’t want that.
Bubba
By the way, I have a request to STR:
Would you be so kind to publish more articles where you rant about modern science? Since Tristan -or the alter ego of Shelley that is Tristan- is gone, you haven’t published articles like that anymore. They always gave me a pretty good laugh.
I especially liked the one where you miserably failed at trying to Biblically “prove” that the second law of thermodynamics isn’t true (dS/dT is equal or greater than zero). Please bring those articles back, they’re hilarious.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
Thomas, you’re the only joke round here. And we’re laughing at you, not with you. Laughing because we know god hates you and soon you will be roasting in hell… Oh well, at least you’ll have that Sara Sarter for company…
This story made me throw up in my mouth. You owe me some mouthwash, Sam!
Happy Terri Day, everyone!
Sorry I’m late. :-(
Shame on you Thomas. Please don’t mention that enemy of God on this site again. He still spies on us you know. Don’t encourage the faithless scumbag. Trsitan, if you’re reading this, God will get you soon. Sooner than you think!
I beg to differ:
You see? God doesn’t hate me, since nothing can seperate me from His love.
Know your scriptures before you attack someone.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
@SamANTHA
Actually…Thomas is one of the few writers in here who truely knows what Christianity is all about… The STR crew should learn from him….
/True Christian
Richard23:
I’m so sorry! I think you should probably claim your mothwash from sick liberal democrat gayboy/girl Beattie though!
True Christian,
thanks for the kind words. Not! You are a stupid liberal fag and I hate your lying guts. you yourself always deploy weak arguments as well, screw you backwards you assshole!
Greetings from beautifully sunny Holland, May Christ have mercy upon me for living in such a pit of sin.
Thomas van der Meer
No comment… I laugh
I agree, today would be perfect to reveal what was once easily accessable (Spelling?) on your site: that the liberal left is a joke.
Sam Johnston | April 1, 2008 at 8:40 am
Thomas | April 1, 2008 at 8:44 am
APRIL FOOL’S!!!
Anyway, the moral of this article is: If you allowed same-sex marriage, this whole debacle never would have happened.
Think about it.
you really wanna know what god hates sam johnston no good no account son of a mother fucking bitch like you sam. and another thing dumbass if you got something to say about me say it to my face instead of telling other people douche bag. and saying thomas is the only joke round here sam the next time you throw stones at people about being a joke take a good hard look at yourself douche bag. and you are by far the bitchiest whining christian in history all you do is bitch,slander,and whine about how asshole christians like you sam and STR are so discriminated against get over your bitchfest about being discriminated against and if you are discriminated against it’s because your a false christian and a false prophet. i love how you judge people about being a joke and what not you sir need to take a good hard look at yourself before pointing fingers asshole.
and by the way sam if you were any kind of man or had any balls instead of talking shit about me to someone else you should have said that to my face bitch. your nothing but a lying stinking filthy no good no account false christian and a false prophet. sam your nothing but a very stupid repubtard who oges on saying jesus is the true founder of america which is wrong cause jesus is from the middle east get your history right nimrod. and your about as bright as george dubya bush which is really stupid in fact why don’t you let george dubya bush stick a cigar up your ass. and sam you and STR have something in common with farts your both obnoxious and severely stinky see you in hell sam you asswipe.
Way to go Thomas Beatie!!!
you really need guts to takea desition like that one.
You live in america, you’ve got the right to do whatever you like with your body/life as long as you don’t step over other people’s rights. Harassing people like this republicans do is actually stepping over people’s rights. Stop trying to make people do whatever you think is right and start living a “virtuous life” yourselves.
You complain about a woman having kids (because genetically she is still a woman) but you don’t complain about priests raping your own children. What the heck?
You even protect all those rapists
how exactly are his life choices directly effecting your life?
you know the only words of validity in the bible were to not hate.
you’re a child, i hope you’re aware of that, and i really hope one day you’ll grow up and realize how little effect this poor man’s life had on your’s, and for you to shred it apart for the sake of conversation is rather pathetic.