French Scientists play God with our tax-dollars
As we all know, the weather is exclusively the domain of God. When he is angry he sends thunder and lighting to smite sinners (as he did in New Orleans). When he is happy he sends clement weather (such as we enjoyed during the Reagan Presidency).
The wages of sin are destruction: The Holy Bible assures us that sinners and evil people will be utterly destroyed. If it were not for the good Christian conservatives God would have destroyed America years ago - your prayers are needed to save America from the sodomites!
What are we to make of this highly irresponsible experiment lead by French “scientist” - a Frenchman who like all French cheese-eaters arrogantly presumes that he knows better than God - somebody who presumes to know better than American Christians and Patriots how to spend our tax dollars.
In New Mexico, U.S., scientists tested a new ultra-high-power laser which provoked lightning. Scientists fired ultra-fast pulses from an extremely powerful laser (shown above) thus sending several terawatts into the clouds to call down electrical discharges in storm clouds over the region.
In case this kind of technobabble isnt your sort of thing - this isolent garlic muncher spent a millions of dollars (which could have helped our war on terror) shooting laser beams at clouds to make lightning. What right has man got to make lighting? God’s lightning! Listen to the frenchman boast:
“This is the first laser that has terawatt power and is also mobile,” outlined Andr? Mysyrowicz, a researcher working at the Ecole Nationale Superieure de Techniques Avancees, Paris, France. He was one of the participants in the latest outdoor tests
Who the heck does this Frenchie think he is, just because he went to “Ecole Superieure” - I got my diploma from Patriot Bible University. We didn’t study lasers but I can still see that this guy is talking crap!
Man has no right to play God. Whenever Man exceeds his authority such as by performing abortions or being gay God gets angry. And if God is getting angry then so should we. We should get angry any time God is angry because we are his flock, his servants whose job it is to ensure that his Holy will is done on Earth.
We need to stop these French atheists making the LORD angry before it’s too late - before we are judged with another 9/11 or hurricane Katrina. Please join is in condemnation of this unspeakable violation of God’s law.
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god damn your fucking pathetic get a life you self righteous holier then thou son of a bitch the question is jimmy goddard who the hell do you think you are dumbass passing judgement you don’t know jack shit about god and god damn jimmy goddard lay off the god damn french and quit being such a racist and a biggot asshole go jump in the front of a speeding bus going 1500 miles an hour you false christian.
Does Doc Brown know the french stole his Flux Capacitor?
now that you’ve mentioned that i think it is the flux capacity haha.
if it were not for the good christian conservatives you say jimmy?
you sure as hell are not a good christian conservative jimmy goodard and neither is STR jimmy goddard your a false christian and a prophet and i’ll say that to you everytime i get a chance so fuck you.
STR fucking false prophets
Then why do YOU do that by judging everyone around you?
Then why do YOU play God by killing you fellow man in Iraq?
Then why do YOU play God by keeping a ‘hitlist’ of people God supposedly wants dead?
Something with not seeing the beam in your own eye whilst seeing the speck in someone else’s eye?
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
@ Thomas
Amen Thomas, AMEN
/True Christian
I shit in your ridiculous god.
Ha, ha….Here is another example on how brainless conservatives are….They still believe the Earth to be flat….
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=e84e9ee308f69d3b11bd65eb353db95b&topic=13876.0
/True Christian
The flat earth society? My friend and I were going to sign our 6th grade math/science teacher up for that… we still should. And Jimmy, if you really think that god controls the weather, how the hell would weather forecasters ever be correct? In fact, wouldn’t it make god more likely to send down weather not like what was forecasted, just to make these people that you would probably call false prophets incorrect?
PS NOAA and Weather.com are both extremely accurate
Hi - terawatt laser is a mobil lightnig rod - a french-german joint venture - the idea behind is, to save buildings and people by this new kind of mobile lightnig rod. The reason, why they provoke lightnigs is, they analyze the composition of the atmophere. The USA is very interested in it.
You mentioned, you got your diploma from the Patriotic Bible University (Colorado) - unfortunatelly this is not a classic university (has no academic standard) and these degrees are unaccredited, because you attain such degrees, like master`s degrees in months, rather than years. The course of instruction is much more based on life experiences as in science.
I passed a convent school in the 60ies as well, but we learnd also the evolution theory (earth is 4,6 billion years old and our earliest ancestors were primates 10 million years ago and so on. The result is, now I know, the earth is not in the center of the universe and it is a globe and not a flat disk. God is not an old man with beard and long grey hair, sitting in the clouds and watch us all the time, if we are good or not.
I mean, even our teachers in this conservative convent school were not such narrow minded like you are sometimes.
However, I didn`t studied physics, so I cannot talk seriously about terawatt laser, that means I can`t judge or criticize it.
Maybe you know, just 400 years ago Giordano Bruno, philosopher and scientist burnt at the stake in Rome, Italy (received death sentence by some clerics for heresy) Cause he claimed, our earth is not in the center and it is moving. This was too much for them and he didn`t revised his opinion.
Or as the first train (a small steam engine on rails) was invented in Britan, for people and goods. Clerics and conservative medical men warned, everybody will die, cause the high speed will kill people and the clerics said, this object was created by the devil - God will punish everybody, who is travelling with this object from hell.
Bible men and scientists are in fight - in the past and now.
I am not a physican, but I think, they don`t provoke lightnings just for fun or to “play God”. This is a new way to explore and to study the atmosphere, cause the industry and the army are very interested in it.
Peter Vienna
“As we all know, the weather is exclusively the domain of God.”
The why is the US military trying to infringe on it for decades by now?
“When he is angry he sends thunder and lighting to smite sinners (as he did in New Orleans). When he is happy he sends clement weather (such as we enjoyed during the Reagan Presidency).”
So that?Ǭ¥s why Tornado Alley lies in some of the most christian conservative states of the USA…
“In case this kind of technobabble isnt your sort of thing - this isolent garlic muncher spent a millions of dollars (which could have helped our war on terror) shooting laser beams at clouds to make lightning. What right has man got to make lighting? God?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s lightning! Listen to the frenchman boast:”
Possible military adaption of a powerful laser system: Point defense against all kinds of missiles, shells etc.
“Man has no right to play God. Whenever Man exceeds his authority such as by performing abortions or being gay God gets angry. And if God is getting angry then so should we. We should get angry any time God is angry because we are his flock, his servants whose job it is to ensure that his Holy will is done on Earth.”
I?Ǭ¥ll believe you once that french scientist and his entire family are struck by lightning on a fair day.
Otherwise: GO FRANCE! EUROPE RULES!
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
This site is hilarious. Ive sent links to all my friends. I agree with marc, I too shit in your rediculous god.
Q: “What about NASA? Don’t they have photos to prove that the Earth is round?”
A: NASA is part of the conspiracy too. The photos are faked.
Awesome =D true christian!
“his servants whose job it is to ensure that his Holy will is done on Earth.”
… because your “god” is to small and fluffy to do it on his own? poor little goodygoddygoo you have there, ERIS would just crush him.
if he was important enough.
he isn’t.
good
for
you
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what else could you whine about? if god wanted mysyrowicz to be punished, he could have burned him right away. christians like that, it’s proven.
but he didn’t.
cuz he couldn’t.
poor little goodygoddygoo.
HAIL ERIS!
@me now that my friend was absolutely brilliant and well said.
and STR quit your bitchin and try to be happy for once in your miserable life.
“and STR quit your bitchin and try to be happy for once in your miserable life.”
they can’t help it. they are slaves to their god. let’s pity ‘em for a while. their god won’t help them. he’s too small, even the flying spaghetti monster could shit down his neck.
“EUROPE RULES!”
wrong, nobody should rule. also not the usa. nobody. no, god shouldn’t either. i bet he wouldn’t even show up for the job. he’s just too fluffy.
HAIL ERIS!
forgot something…
“Whenever Man exceeds his authority such as by performing abortions or being gay God gets angry.”
if that were true, he would spank your fluffy ass for building concentration camps in guantanamo bay. but it’s not true, so your “god” is too girlie for defending the truth. the spaghetti monster is laughing at you. can you hear it?
HAIR ERIS!
haha me nicely said XD.
but is’nt the spaghtti monster shelley cause it sure looks like her lol.
shelly you make a lot of sense…… a lot of non sense. science is the way to go. ask god what the weather will be tomorrow here in LA. ill ask a weatherman. lets see who gets the better answer. im off to have premarital sex for the 100th time with another christian, a virgin. ill be thinking of you shelly.
rofl megadeth XD
“wrong, nobody should rule. also not the usa. nobody. no, god shouldn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t either. i bet he wouldn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t even show up for the job. he?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s just too fluffy.”
1. That was not meant literally.
2. That was also primarily meant to piss off Shelley.
3. Please don?Ǭ¥t ruin my posts.
your not talking to me are ya proud german?
Whose text did I quote?
Some true words abaut the USA.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=n4H_E8b-qmo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WOZd3iCknZU&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WOZd3iCknZU&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?
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nevermind proud german sorry. :-)
STR that is lamest attempt at trying to under a name such as Liberal Democ-Rats you gotta do better then that STR you friggin idiot hahaha.
Obviously these people have never heard of a vendograph (spelling?) generator which has been making weak lightning using static electricity for years.
“3. Please don?Ǭ¥t ruin my posts.”
oh c’mon…
smelley, nothing to say? still trying to get your little fluff-fluff to actually DO something?
HAIL ERIS!
“I think STR is threatened by my knowledge of 9/11.”
or simply threatened by knowledge.
btw the error message showed clearly that this “site” runs on open source software.
HAIL ERIS!
i’d say they probably are me lol.
Uhm, you know, a funny thought just dawned on me, if God punishes by killing people with lightning bolts, well not many people must be sinners….. do you realize how few people are killed by lightning, oh let me guess your counter “the lightning is invisible and doesn’t make sound O_o”
I soooo hope that this site was ment to be sarcastic/ironic…. if not, i have to stop laughing.
but since you supported Bush ‘04 i’m afraid you’re one of those Dumb Arrogant American Jocks responcible for killing thousands of people. Oh Well, congrats to the US on killing as many Iracies as Sadam H. in 1/10 of the time. People like you make me detest Freedom of Speech AND the US of A. Crucify yourself, give your life for us. Show us how much you love Jesus Christ dear STR 8°)
Your so called facts are as off as you are. God smacked the hell out of white Republicans in Lakeview and Chalmette areas of metro New Orleans and poor blacks throughout much of the rest of the city during hurricane Katrina. Gays and liberals were essentially spared in uptown, the quarter, and the marigny. Also don’t forget that bastion of radical right wing crazies in Gulfport Mississippi who were literally wiped off the face of the earth. So with these facts in mind you are calling white republicans and black Baptist sinners ,while liberals and gays saints. With this logic I so totally agree. As they say in New Orleans- honey you is throwed off. I love reading such comedy as you print- keep up the funny stuff. Ciao, Tim