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According to the socialists who make Ubuntu Linux, a new version of their somewhat popular operating system is to be released tomorrow: It’s been just over a year since Microsoft released Windows Vista ? the question on everybody’s lips is have the Ubuntu people managed to catch up with Microsoft’s flagship product? Is Linux finally ready for the desktop or is it still little more than a plaything for unemployed nerds?

Linux, as we all know, began life as a hobbyist operating system ? invented by conspiracy theorist Richard ?Stalin? Stallman (above) so that he could have an operating system that was just as unfriendly as confusing as his word-processor ?e-Macs?.

For more facts about Ubuntu Linux, please read the article entitled “Ubuntu: Why it is wrong for America” by STR’s lead technology contributor Charles Roast. This was the very first article to deflate much of the liberal media hype that surrounds the Ubuntu bubble.

In recent years Linux has suffered a major set-back following the shock revelations form SCO Group, whose software had been stolen wholesale and incorporated into illegal distributions of Linux. For the past five years, the overwhelming effort of Linux developers has gone into removing SCO’s intellectual property from the Linux operating system ? but as the threat of litigation has subsided many users are asking once-again if Linux is a serious contender?

Unfortunately, the answer is mostly a no: We downloaded the latest ?beta? of Ubuntu’s operating system and were once again very disappointed: It looks almost exactly the same as the previous version lacking any of the visual style, reliability and advanced features of the industry standard Windows Vista.

We decided to look under the hood of Linux to see if this ‘Samizdat’ operating system concealed any notable secrets. According to the anonymous ?.t.xt? file that came with the disk this OS had a new feature called ?Completely Fair Scheduler? - after a great deal of research we were able to conclude that this was an attempt to bring the principles of Marxism onto your PC. The Linux nerds are upset that some people have faster computers than others, so this new feature takes processing power from fast computers and donates them to people who have slower computers.

Windows users have no need of the “Completely Fair Scheduler” because we have modern scheduling software such as Microsoft Outlook (above). Outlook allows you to give your time to whoever you want, regardless of any socialist definitions of ‘fairness’.

If you object to this communism, tough luck: The so-called ?Completely Fair Scheduler? is incorporated into the ?kernel? ( which is the Linux equivalent of the MS Dos layer in older versions of windows). This ?feature? alone is enough to frighten serious users away from the upstart operating system. Unfortunately there is far more cause for alarm:

One of the great things about Windows is the ease of obtaining powerful utilities and applications. In addition to hundreds of great titles available on CD-ROM you can download awesome shareware applications:

Simply click on Setup.exe and most installers will instantly deploy your chosen software, sometimes with cool bonus productivity apps that enhance your browsing experience. In comparison with Microsoft’s common-sense approach, pandemonium reigns on the Linux platform.

The only way to install software is via a tool called the ?package manager? which is confusingly also called ?Synaptic?. This works according to a similar principle as a communist super-market: You have a limited range of software which has been chosen on a purely ideological basis rather than functionality. If you want to ?think different?, it’s tough-luck again: Another obvious fail for the ‘contender’.

To make matters worse, in order to install an application you must be ?root? which entails memorizing a series of confusing passwords. By contrast Windows allows any user to install the applications they need to do their work ? a wise productivity gain that endears the flexible NT platform to IT departments the world over.

Finally we notice that Ubuntu Linux is the first OS to come bundled with software that runs Bit-torrent: As we previously reported this is software used by European pirates to rip off American industry and steal bandwidth from telcos to distribute porn. Once again we should compare Window’s sensible bundling strategy, in which only basic system tools such as a web-browser are integrated into the core-operating system. What on earth possessed the Linux kernel developers to add ?low-level? support for BitTorrent, unless of course this is a European plan to incriminate us all.

In summary, Ubuntu Linux is still not yet ready for the Desktop. Our recommendation is to take a rain check on this release: Commercial and educated power-users will no doubt avoid this system because of it’s dangerous ideological bias, lack of quality software and out-dated technology.

We do feel that the new release of Ubuntu Linux will have moderate success playing to it’s core-audience: It will provide an entertaining diversion for hackers in-between prison sentences.

Friends,

A new liberal drug craze called “Jenkum” is sweeping our nation - it’s a dangerous new drug and one ‘huff’ of it can kill or send the user completely insane - but thanks to liberal congressional stonewalling this drug is completely legal and your kids could be using it at school - we need to do something about it

Its effects last for around an hour and consist of auditory and visual hallucinations. A fifth-grader in Lusaka said of Jenkem to an WorldNetDaily reporter: “Old man, this is more potent than cannabis.”

Is your kid on the Jenk? A 16-year-old boy described his preference for jenkem over other inhalants, “With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life.”

Jenkem is made from fermented human sewage: A quantity of the substance is placed in a bottle and the fermentation-gasses are captured in a baloon. After two or three weeks of ‘resting’, the baloon can be tied-off and the collected jenkem-gas can be used to ‘get high’.

Our friends at the Crollier county Sherrif’s office issued this urgent warning about Jenkem abuse in Florida’s schools. Please download this, print it and circulate it to your school and any parents at your church. We must all be aware of the Jenkem menace. [Click on the image for a high-res version]

Like Jazz music, AIDS and heroin Jenkum has it’s origin in darkest Africa. This low-cost ‘high’ became the drug of choice for poor african street-kids. Owing to lax clinton-era immigration policies, many of these Jenkem addicts moved to America to live on benefits. They brought their disgusting habit with them:

Before long the craze spread to America’s African community where “loons” of “winnie” or “butwash” are exchanged for hard-cash or stolen car-stereos in covert Jenkem clubs. It’s not just African Americans: White kids whose minds have been poisoned by secular culture have been pressued into giving it a try - only they can know the true hell of a jenkum addiction.

Is Barack Obmama a “Jenkie”? We asked his campaign team if he had ever used the substance, however his team refused to comment. Obama’s refusal to comment on Larry Sinclair’s drug use allegations suggest that Barack Hussein Obama might only have been snorting crack to drive away the stench of huffing Jenkem during his homosexual encounter with Mr. Sinclair.

What are we to do? It’s time to unite and drive out this Jenkem menace from our schools, churches and towns. Please take a moment this week to teach your children about the dangers of huffing Jenkem. If you homeschool, I suggest you print out the warning leaflet above and discuss the dangers of addiction with your kids. Responsible Christian parenting will save your kids from this awful addiction.

Jimmy

Promiscuity is a sign of death. While sex should be the method to create life, the promiscuous do the opposite, spreading disease, infertility, and mental illness. There is a strong link between mental illness and promiscuity in the West (not so in other cultures). It is as if there is a neurotic feeling of insecurity together with a fear of commitment and intimacy. No love is given and none is received. It suggests a personality that is out of control, with no sense of purpose or direction and is often coupled by other high risk activities like alcoholism or drug abuse.

Our civilization is declining and society is falling into decadence, debauchery, violence and chaos just like ancient Rome. A backlash is likely. In the case of Rome, the weakness caused by their degeneracy allowed the Germanic barbarians to conquer them and introduce better standards of sexual behavior. In our case a backlash is more likely from groups within our civilization who refuse to integrate nor to practice the degeneracy of the dominant culture. We at Corrupt.org hope to gather people of like minds who can do this.

Using it once can make you an addict for life. Using it once can cost you your life. I am talking about Marihuana, advertised by the liberal media as “harmless” and “fun”, known among today’s youth to be a great “can opener”. Modern Christians know that Marihuana is the first step towards hell.

The following is a real story, or it could be. Names and faces have been changed to reflect the nature of confusion and evil.

Did you see what happened? Another young, innocent girl became the victim of drug use. Isn’t that shameful? It happens this way every single day and yet some of you defend marihuana. How dare you?

The President?s FY 2009 request provides for an increase of $459.0 million or 3.4 percent over the FY 2008 enacted level of $13.7 billion. The FY 2008 level does not include the pending supplemental request of $385.1 million for counternarcotics support to Mexico and Central America as part of the Merida Initiative. Source: White House Office of National Drug Control Policy

We spend over 13 billion dollars of our hard earned tax dollars to get rid of drugs. We lock up podsmokers and let them rot in prison and yet more and more use drugs every day. There is only one conceivable answer to this epidemic: The Bible. True Christians don’t use drugs. They have the power of Jesus inside and don’t need drugs to feel good.

What can we do as American citizens to stop the drug epidemic? Other than make young folks reading the Bible we have to make sure today’s role models act appropriately. We can not allow Hollywood to put out more and more filth in order to promote drug use and promiscuity. We don’t need Swedish filmmakers like Jonas ?kerlund to put out filth like the drug movie “Spun” in order to corrupt your youth even more! We don’t need Paris Hilton smoking pod in public!

American lawmakers no longer can look the other way. We have to launch a full frontal assault on drugs. Whatever the cost, we cannot allow this to continue this way.

Please help making America drug-free. Please just say no.

Thanks for reading.

Shelley N. Goodman, Iowa City

America is the last remaining superpower as well as the last remaining moral authority on Earth. We try our best to spread freedom and justice for everybody.

God bless America!

As we all know, the weather is exclusively the domain of God. When he is angry he sends thunder and lighting to smite sinners (as he did in New Orleans). When he is happy he sends clement weather (such as we enjoyed during the Reagan Presidency).

The wages of sin are destruction: The Holy Bible assures us that sinners and evil people will be utterly destroyed. If it were not for the good Christian conservatives God would have destroyed America years ago - your prayers are needed to save America from the sodomites!

What are we to make of this highly irresponsible experiment lead by French “scientist” - a Frenchman who like all French cheese-eaters arrogantly presumes that he knows better than God - somebody who presumes to know better than American Christians and Patriots how to spend our tax dollars.

In New Mexico, U.S., scientists tested a new ultra-high-power laser which provoked lightning. Scientists fired ultra-fast pulses from an extremely powerful laser (shown above) thus sending several terawatts into the clouds to call down electrical discharges in storm clouds over the region.

In case this kind of technobabble isnt your sort of thing - this isolent garlic muncher spent a millions of dollars (which could have helped our war on terror) shooting laser beams at clouds to make lightning. What right has man got to make lighting? God’s lightning! Listen to the frenchman boast:

“This is the first laser that has terawatt power and is also mobile,” outlined Andr? Mysyrowicz, a researcher working at the Ecole Nationale Superieure de Techniques Avancees, Paris, France. He was one of the participants in the latest outdoor tests

Who the heck does this Frenchie think he is, just because he went to “Ecole Superieure” - I got my diploma from Patriot Bible University. We didn’t study lasers but I can still see that this guy is talking crap!

Man has no right to play God. Whenever Man exceeds his authority such as by performing abortions or being gay God gets angry. And if God is getting angry then so should we. We should get angry any time God is angry because we are his flock, his servants whose job it is to ensure that his Holy will is done on Earth.

We need to stop these French atheists making the LORD angry before it’s too late - before we are judged with another 9/11 or hurricane Katrina. Please join is in condemnation of this unspeakable violation of God’s law.

It’s obvious that lie-berals wanna destroy American business through their “eco-friendly” “alternate fuel” crap. There’s only one way to make a truck and that’s with coal power. There’s only one way to get the coal to the plant and that’s with a truck. End of story.

Also, Don Swarthout’s gotta real good idea on how to win the Culture War - give a section of it to different pastors! Check out his CRAVE website to sign up for stopping homos or protecting pre-borns! See ya on the front lines!

http://billybobneck.com/media/bbnhobg-04-14-08.mp3

God is Love!

Friends,

We all know of the dangers of pornography.

We all know for a fact that porn turns innocent teens into sick, twisted murders and rapists. It tempts Americans to indulge int the sin of masturbation and inspires acts of degrading sodomy. If you doubt me just listen to Focus on the Family - and hear it from James Dobson, perhaps the wisest man in American when it comes to bringing up children.

That is why we at Shelley The Republican have campaigned tirelessly against the perverted porn industry. It looks like we have been successful - thanks to your prayers, donations and tireless campaigning this evil pornographer may soon be sent to jail:

John Stagliano, a.k.a. “The Buttman” proudly boasts that he has sodomized more than two hundred women - his disgusting DVDs contain lavish scenes of an explicitly sexual nature. These movies feature men and women performing un-natural and lewd acts of sodomy upon each other. Would you want your kids watching this sort of filth? Heck no!

Last year STR’s lawyers filed a federal complaint against Mr Stagliano. We presented evidence that his films such as “Milk Nymphos” and “Storm Squirters 2″ are undermining public morality at a time of war. Our filing sensibly argues that at such a critical time it is most important to remain true to America’s Christian values in order to keep God from judging the whole of America as he did the sinners of New Orleans.

One of Buttman’s DVDs on his “evil empire” label - after reviewing this video we found no fewer than 17 acts of sodomy which violate both State laws and the laws of God. We asked the court to ask Mr. Stagliano exactly which “evil empire” he is working for? Could he be a communist - quite possibly!

We at STR humbly hope that the court makes an example of this evil man. That is why we have requested a moderate jail sentence of fifteen years: Perhaps we should have asked for more - after all think of the number of unsaved people who are being doomed to eternal damnation. Surely that is the worst crime of all?

Libtards incorrectly regard this as an example of their “free speech”, but would any of the founding fathers have considered the “freedom” to make and distribute DVDs and MPEG files containing explicit sodomy porn to be an example of 1st amendment protected behavior? Heck no - the’d say what any Christian would say which is that this perversion must be stamped out!

STR ACTION ALERT: If you hate pornography as much as we do, kindly send your tax-deductible donations of at least $100 to the STR anti-pornography mission. Furthermore, if you find lewd material amongst your children’s possessions you can help us built the porn bonfire: That’s right - we are going to burn a million porn DVDs to send a clear message to the pornography industry that their sick vice will not be tolerated!

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,
what is wrong with Yurop? How can the Yurpeens allows the Devil to take possession of their youth?
Look at them! Look how pathetic, ugly, stupid the Devil’s advocates are.

No Christian would ever behave like that. Y’all need to stop worshipping the devil and turn to the Lord.
This ain’t how you get into Heaven.

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