Archive for May, 2008
Briefly Patriotic - Satan’s Army Of Political Correctness

The forces of Satan’s lie-beral defeato-crat army which marches through this once proud country laying waste to everything in its path with its weapons of political correctness has claimed another victim – Mark Madden a radio talk show host in Pittsburgh. During his radio show, Madden, who’s always been a little bit on the puckish side, talked about God’s rightful smiting of murderous Senator, Ted Kennedy, commenting wryly that “”I’m very disappointed to hear that Sen. Ted Kennedy of Massachusetts is near death because of a brain tumor. I always hoped Sen. Kennedy would live long enough to be assassinated.” HA HA! That’s some good solid humor! But instead of getting a raise, Madden got fired. I wanna let Mr. Madden know that he’s always gotta home here at Shelley The Republican.
Briefly Patriotic - Satan’s Army Of Political Correctness
7 commentsMichelle Malking - Slant-Eye, but still OK.
Dear Friends,
do you know that the American Dream is still alive today as it always was? Did you know that millions of foreigners dream of becoming Americans? I know you do because you read this blog and you can call yourself an informed American. The greatest challenge of our time is to protect our borders to prevent all these heathens from coming to the mighty United States. Which is not to say that a heathen or a towelhead or wetback can’t become a true American! This is what I want to convey to you. The American dream is so strong, so powerful, so beautiful that it can change the heart of even the worst American-hater. It can change the heart of people that have embedded in their satanic DNA to hate America, just because we have freedom.

The best example is the political commentator “Michelle Malking“. You might be surprised but yes, she is a member of the proud Republican Party and she is a good conservative, even though she is a slant-eye!!! Her chinamen parents brought her into the world in the believe that she would probably harm America by either actively fighting freedom or by working in a China factory producing lead-poisoned toys for your American breed to play with, but Jesus changed her heart and made her one of us, even though she will always look like a chinaman. Jesus was not willing to go that far, I guess and that is alright by me!

Because I know that we have many non-American readers who come here to criticize and insult us, I would like to take the opportunity and let you know that the American dream is also open to YOU! You also can be part of the greatest experiment in human history, even though you will never be a real American, you can help making the world a better place for all of us and Jesus will love you for it!
Deal?
Little Brother: A terrorist attack on our teens
Have you noticed that secular book stores have a new section. In between “Kids” and “Adult” there’s a few shelves called “Young Adult”. It’s a whole new way for the liberal minority to project their dangerous ideas onto the most vulnerable section of society: Our teens.
Amazon.com’s leading book reviewer Sharon Winters reviews Cory Doctrow’s latest “Young Adult” novel “Little Brother”, but as you might expect from this notorious pedlar of liberal extremism there’s no brotherly love to be found within the sordid pages of this book:
Cory Doctrow might be famous in some circles as one of the creators of “Boing Boing”, the blog dedicated to pornography, subversion and destroying the American life-style. It’s hardly surprising that for Doctrow’s first published book he has selected a gene just as fantastical as the conspiracy-theory nonsense he writes for his blog: Science Fiction.
Parenting Alert: Corty Doctorow is trying to turn your kids into terrorists. If you do not want your children to end up in Guantanamo bay, please leave negative reviews. It does not matter if you have not read the book yet - we have and trust us, it’s not the sort of thing that any kids should ever read.
The story begins with an all too plausible terrorist attack in San Francisco, which has the far-fetched consequence of turning the government turns into a police state. Now, it doesn’t take a liberal arts degree to realize that Doctrow is really trying to talk about the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center. He’s trying to bamboozle us into believing that President Bush has created a police state in America. Ironically, unless Barrack Obama gets into office, America has no need to fear police repression.
From the very beginning of the book it is clear that Doctrow is intent to cash-in on the horrible attack on American soil in which thousands died for his own cynical, personal profit.

Cory Doctrow: Why does he hate your kids? Why does he despise our sensible conservative values? Why does he hate freedom?
After the terrorist attacks, the protagonist and his associates are taken in custody by the Department of Homeland Security, for questioning. Rather than cooperate with the federal agency charged with protecting America for terrorists, the “heroes” of the book act like wiseacres and fail respond in a sensible way to the agency’s sensible questions. The author celebrates this pointless act of subversion and provides a template for yet more teen-defiance.
I wonder, is the author completely ignorant that we are in the middle of a war on terror? If your town were attacked would you want your kids goofing-around in front of the federal authorities? Apparently Cory (a father himself) believes that this is acceptable behavior.
When one of the group of kids is detained as a routine precaution, the remaining kids resort to criminal activity in order to recover their friend. Mr. Doctorow (who has long aspired to the hacker lifestyle) has his cast of young-offenders resort to computer-crime in order to attack the legitimate government authorities. The hero hacks in order to get his revenge on the “system”. Yes, the really does encourage treasonous activity, specifically cyber-terrorism - evidently Doctrow believes that any teen with a grudge against society should be allowed to create havoc on the Internet.
I should point out that Mr. Doctrow has no right to claim any knowledge of computer-hacking. He has no IT qualifications. He may have had access to certain privileged documents in order to research this, and by revealing these secrets he may be guilty of releasing restricted government information and may also have made enemies in the computer-crime underground, by revealing his secrets. This may be the first ever book to alienate both the law-enforcement and criminal fraternities at the same time!
At the beginning, I wrote that that this book is for “Young Adults”, which is a new book-marketing term for “Kids”: Mr. Doctrow has begun a marketing scheme to get this unwholesome book into school and public libraries, and yet this book is utterly unsuitable for children:
The dialog is coarse, vulgar, and contains excessive profanity. What is worse is that this book contains graphic descriptions of what the author has described as “realistic” sex. Let me state that again for the record: This book, marketed to kids, sold to kids features kids who engage in under-age sexual activity.
So, just how many topics does leftist author Doctorow exploit in one novel just to make a buck? Terrorism, the 9/11 attacks, computer hackers, The Dead Kennedys, America, himself, and his readers. This book clearly promotes cyber-terrorism against the government by children and all those who support it are guilty by association. Let me put this bluntly: If your kids read this book they will become terrorists, that is exactly what this book is designed to do.
It’s time for responsible parents and Christians to act: Do not buy this book for your children, if you do you are in fact supporting the criminal activity of cyber-terrorism. If you buy this book you are attacking America and supporting Al-Queda. If you see this book in a library I suggest you borrow it and then burn it – it’s the only way to guarantee that it will not fall into impressionable hands.
Sharon Winters
(Amazon.com’s #1 Christian Book Reviewer)
Thought for the day: Gay “Marriage”
Friends,
A lot of folks ask me why we Christians are so het-up about the gays obtaining the right to marry in certain liberal states of the USA. They do not seem to understand how gay marriage threatens our families, and the very foundations of America.
“Jimmy”, they ask “What difference does it make you you what the gays get up to in their own privacy?”. What indeed - well the answer is real simple for anybody who has spent more than a moment to think about it - let me spell it out for you:
- California just ruled that homosexual marriage is “equivalent” to heterosexual marriage.
- That means if you are a man married to a woman, then your marriage is now equivalent to being gay.
- The bible says that people who are gay will go to Hell, and I’m pretty sure that includes any sin that is “equivalent” to being gay.
- So thanks to the liberals, everybody who is married in the states of California and Massachusetts is now going to hell.
See how that works?
I don’t expect my common-sense argument to appeal to the pro-sodomy legislature of certain states, however I expect all sensible citizens will take note just as soon as the same wrong-headed officials start ruling that murder is good and night is day.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
15 commentsSunday Prayer - Don’t mess with God’s plan!
Dear Readers: I like to share a very personal prayer with y’all.
12 commentsDear God!
As a good Christian, I know that you don’t make mistakes. Your wisdom does not have any borders. Your knowledge is endless. Please give others the strength to accept the fact that some things appear to be wrong, but are in fact right. You created the world, you founded America, you created me and you created the ugly chinamen. Everything you do, O’Lord, you do for a good reason. I know that and I want to thank you for it. I love you with all my heart.
Amen
A Letter from a Reader - Victory In Iraq
Shelley
Forgive me for writing anonymously, but I am a VERY SENIOR soldier serving our country in Iraq. I cannot speak openly about events there because of the hateful liberal media. However, it is critically important that the American People understand the situation there. America has a mission from God of enormous significance. We must act decisively to fulfill this mission. The way is clear, but there are many, even in the White House and Pentagon, that shrink from the measures necessary. They do not understand that God has chosen us and we must do what must be done to fulfill His command.
First, a short history lesson. Did you know that in 1500 the Christian population of Mexico was 0%? Then the Spanish brought Civilization and by 1600 the Christian population was 100%. Today, it is still 100%. Although we cannot approve of either Papism or the Spanish methods, I as a military man cannot argue with the results. What the Spanish did was go city to city, village to village and house to house. They gave every individual a simple choice. Renounce their pagan “religion” and accept God, or die. Faced with that choice, most individuals were able to accept God’s gift. The ones who did not were fanatics (or as we call them now, terrorists) and were burned at the stake as a first taste of Hell.
Why, Shelly, do you think that at this critical period in history God has sent a Christian army into the Middle East? Not just any Christian army, but the most powerful and righteous army the world has ever seen? And how do we deal with a country hijacked by religious fanatics? Iraqis are mostly good people who are terrorized by corrupt and evil religious “leaders”. The way forward for us is clear. Stability in Iraq, in the Middle East, in the entire World will only come when Iraqis are liberated from religious oppression and given the freedom to be Christians, as God wants them to be.
We must be hard but fair. We must go city to city, village to village and house to house. We must give each individual a clear choice, accept Jesus as your savior, or go to Hell. Now. As we know most people yearn for the freedom to be Christian, most will joyfully accept this opportunity. The ones who do not are precisely the type of fanatic terrorists we are trying to hunt down and eliminate. Children of terrorists, will be placed with good Christian families for re-education. When all Iraqis are free to worship God in Christian churches, we WILL be treated as liberators and showered with roses.
Some cynics may say that Iraqis will only pretend to accept Jesus in order to preserve their lives. They do not understand the power of Jesus Christ or the United States Army. We can give a simple test to assure all that the new Christians are sincere. The US Army will provide all with a good old-fashioned ham and cheese sandwich washed down with good old American beer. The false will be revealed and given a one-way ticket to Hell fire. The test will be given annually to all Iraqis for five years to ensure truthfulness.
Shelly, it is important that Americans be strong and do what is necessary to live up to God’s expectations. This is a test. Is America really God’s chosen country? Are we able to be his soldiers here on earth? I know that President Bush, the greatest American of all time, agrees with me. However, some in Washington do not. They say this is not a “military” operation. That we can’t “force” religion down people’s throats. That other countries like Saudi Arabia will not like it. These people have been in Washington too long. If God commands us, then all these objections are irrelevant. God is like the Supreme Commander In Chief, and his orders are not to be questioned.
Please, Shelly, let your faithful readers know what we must do. Let them pray that President Bush overcomes the naysayers and does what he knows is right. We, in Baghdad, are ready. With the backing of true American patriots, we can change the world!
****DP
note: for obvious reasons, I cannot answer any replies. That is why I have chosen you to alert. Of all the Righteous in America, only you Shelly, have a community powerful, informed and connected enough to see what we must do and get it done. When I return victorious from the Middle East and accept a new mission to lead America, you will be remembered.
17 commentsCrimestoppers - America at its best!
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Everybody knows the old poster saying: “WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE”. The modern perfected version of that poster is Crimestoppers USA.
Like my old friend Tristan Shuddery once said: “Everything worth owning, buying or using was invented in America!” And now true it is, still today. The non-profit organization Crimestoppers can be found in every civilized nation on earth.

Crimestoppers can be found in every county in America, just google your city name and crimestoppers, it surely comes up. In Iowa City for example you just dial 358-TIPS (8477) or, if you are a AT&T customer you just dial *TIPS, voilla!
For those of you who don’t know what Crimestoppers is, let me explain. It’s a hotline, in many cases already incorporated into the police departments. You can give them tips on criminal activity in your area. And EVERY successful tip will be rewarded with an amount of 50 - 1000 Dollars! The average sum paid out is 400 Dollars, tax free! I for one reported many incidences of crimes and earned 1400 Dollars so far! Are they performing abortions? It’s really worth to keep your eyes open and take a closer look at your neighbors. Are they hiring illegal aliens as nannies or gardeners? Are they gambling? Are they paying their taxes? If they do something wrong you can do something right. They land in jail and you get the money. It’s a wonderful thing. It not only improves the security, it really gives you a sense of community. I literally report ALL towel-heads I see, just to be on the safe side.

You can also submit your tips online at TIPSUBMIT.COM! This is a nationwide tip submission site. You can report all kinds of suspicious activity. Attention, students! Do you know somebody dealing drugs at your school? Do you know somebody that is carrying an unregistered weapon? Do you know a teacher having sex with their students? If so you can make a lot of money and get the xBox you always wanted! Maybe even an Atari Jaguar! You don’t even have to see the crime yourself! You can just mark “Another student told me about it” and once they got the criminal, YOU get the money! Just do it, help make America better!
Thanks for reading.
Yours,
Shelley The Republican
STR Quicknews : Senator Kennedy as good as dead!
Doctors say Sen. Edward Kennedy has brain tumor; condition discovered after he had seizure. CNN

All good Republican Christians need to come together now and pray for the death of this filthy, disgusting man!
God is gonna get ya, Kennedy! BURN IN HELL!
22 commentsBBNHOBG - Interview With Dani Cutler
This is an interview I did with lie-beral defeato-crat, Dani Cutler of the Truthseekers podcast and it shows just how wicked and deluded this whole “I’m a good person so God’ll let me into Heaven” crap is. I also issue a challenge for whatever you care to take of mine. And brief talk about how Nancy “Mafia Princess” Pelosi has driven up the price of gas by $1.40/g since she started plotting the destruction of America
No commentsRush the Vote - Operation Chaos
OBAMA CAMP CREDITS ‘OPERATION CHAOS’ FOR CLINTON LEAD IN INDIANA - (Foxnews)

These are the days that make me damn proud to be a Republican! We Republicans tell them stupid communist democ-rats what their primary outcome will be. Without Rush Limbaugh’s “Operation Chaos” would be over by now. No question that Obama would have won, but thanks to loyal Rush listeners like me, the Democ-rat primary is continuing. The wonderful effect is that the democ-rat party has to spend millions of Dollars to fund the ridiculous but entertaining fight between the left-handed negro crackhead and the lesbian femenazi. This will make it much easier for us to beat whatever the candidate of the democ-rat party will be.
Rush Limbaugh is the greatest political thinker since George W. Bush and his war against terror. He, single-handedly destroys the liberals hopes and dreams to provide the next president. What a guy. If I would be married… Oh Lord.

Now that the democ-rat party will not have a satisfactory ending of their primary, the super delegates will have to decide who is going to be the nominee, this will created a huge outcry of the supporters on the other side. Thus the democ-rat party will be divided, maybe permanently. The best possible outcome would be that there will be riots in the streets of Denver during the democ-rat convention so the leader can declare martial law and therefore would not have to give up power. Ever. Period.
Thanks for reading. Keep praying for permanent Republican rule!
Shelley N. Goodman
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