BREAKING NEWS - GOD STRIKES TED “KILLER” KENNEDY
God has seen fit to mercifully strike big, fat, murderous lie-beral defeato-crat, Teddy “Killer” Kennedy with a stroke. If y’all needed any more reason to think that God will not allow a left-handed, murderous, gay, negro, crackhead voodoo priest to become President of the United States then I don’t know what more proof you need. Without his “massa”, Homobama will crumple like a car going off a bridge.
This ain’t no time to relax, though. Now, more than ever, it’s time to get Alan Keyes elected to the lead this country off of the vile, wicked, sinful path that Kennedy would lead us down!
It IS time to get on your knees and thank the God that made you for a second chanced to save America!
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If you think tha this will stop Obama from steamrolling Hillary and going into the fray against McCain, I´d have to rofl at you for your sheer stupidity and naiveté.
Alas, Ted´s still alive and kicking and I think he will get fine again.
PS: If giving people a stroke is “merciful”, then that´s another reason why no god > christian god.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
This story leaves me with an 80’s punk song stuck in my head! “Forward to Death” by the Dead Kennedys! LOL But seriously folks,STR switched from charging RINO McCain to former Republican turned independent Keyes? What kind of staunch Republicans change horses in mid-stream? And he’s a horse’s ass of another color! LOL
STR your nothing but a bunch of stupid retarded repubocrats. and the only time i will on my knees and thank god STR is when god does me and my other fellow STR bashers a favor and strike you dead STR. leave teddy kennedy alone i never heard him say he was running for president you stupid fucking bushwacking fucking repubocrats. and my god strike you down with a stroke STR.
get well soon Teddy. You’re a great senator and this country and state needs you.
And he did NOT have a stroke, he had a siezure the doctors determined to NOT be caused by a stroke.
and STR there is something i do wanna ask you ok? alan keyes is black and a repubocrat and he’s black and you say good things about him but yet you say horrible slanderous things about barack obama and he’s a democrat what’s the deal with that you dumb repubocrats?
Hi - at first the news wrote he had a stroke - but it was a mistake. It was something like a qualm - he left the hospital, he is back home again. Ted Kennedy is very popular all over the globe. Cause he is JFK`s youngest brother. The roman catholic Alan Keyes is black, like Barak Obama. Where is the dif? Alan Keyes didn`t join the Vietnam War, he was studing and he was an anti-war demonstrator.
Peter Vienna
Why the hell would any even halfway intelligent person defend Ted Kennedy? Clearly,Republicrud voters didn’t corner the market on ignorance and stupidity! There are plenty of Democrud sheeple too! Wake up! Teddy was responsible for the death of Mary Jo Kopechne and he got off scot-free,he supports a federal “hate” crimes (thought crimes) bill since he hates the 1st Amendment as much as he hates the 2nd Amendment! He’s a Constitution trashing,corrupt elitist social controlling criminal TRAITOR! He should resign from political office and/or be impeached and imprisoned! Barring that unlikely event,I hope and pray that drunken,power-mad sorry excuse for a Senator has a massive heart attack and drops dead!
Ted Kennedy:The truth about Chappaquiddick and more… http://www.ytedk.com
Thirty years ago,The National Lampoon did a parody of a VW Beetle magazine ad with the caption,”If Ted Kennedy drove a Volkswagen,he’d be President today.” Teddy Kennedy,a political joke for thirty years!
I don’t get it?
You always refer to Obama as a “left-handed negro”, but yet Alan Keyes, if elected would be the first black Presdient. So why pick on Obama’s race while you are supporting Alan Keyes.
Hi William Milton - of course, I still remember to this story and to the car accident, where Mary Jo Kopechne died. It was 1969 and I was a young teenager - I still remember well to these news on TV. OK - I live on the other side of the Big Pond, in Europe - therefore I don`t get all informations like you in the US, especially 30 years ago it was pretty different. What really happend at this late evening, as they crossed the bridge - I don`t know and you too. I am very sure, the FBI investigated a lot and spend a lot of time to clear up, you can believe it. Therefore I don`t think he killed her in bad faith.
However the Kennedy Clan has a special nimbus and JFK characterized it. If you believe, Ted Kennedy is an incapably politician, ok, it is your opinion. On the other hand he must be a shrewed senator, otherwise he wouldn`t survive in politics for over 40 years.
Peter Vienna
@ Peter, The evidence strongly suggests he delayed reporting the accident,possibly to sober up,which assured Mary Jo Kopechne’s death. It appears to be a case of commiting negligent manslaughter to avoid being charged with driving while intoxicated. And Ted is no Jack Kennedy. JFK likely would have gotten the US out of Vietnam,abolished the Federal Reserve (he began authorizing the issuance of interest-free US Treasury Notes shortly before his death) and dismantled the corrupt CIA if they hadn’t assassinated him! Oswald was telling the truth when he said “I’m just a patsy!” And the Hoover era FBI was famous at that time for dirty tricks on political enemies and dossiers under COINTELPRO,so I bet they weren’t above lies and cover-up of Chappaquiddick if Ted “got with the program”! Of course he survived in national politics for decades,the federal government is rife with corruption in both political parties!
Hi William - I agreee with a lot of your statements - I was reading about all these dirty tricks of the CIA during the 50ies and 60ies and about the Church Commitee 1975 - and the Hoover era and so on. Yes, you have convinced me - it is always nice to talk to people, who are good informed. I mean, you can be right in many respects. But now I have to go to bed - it is midnight in Europe - Bye - Peter Vienna
Hallelujah!
I had almost feared that G-D would let it happen: That a man who has obviously risen to his position through nothing more than positive institutional racism, voodoo, appeasement and possibly rape, a /negro/ with Islamist blood, would be able to become the head of the Free World. But G-D the almighty has struck once, and lo! he will strike again, as will White Jesus and the Holy Spirit (of the Occident)! Good luck to the believers over there in the USA.
@Mildly Insecure German how the fuck do you know that jesus was white you fucking dingbat? jesus was a jew and he was from the middle east you damn stupid fucking nimrod.
i swear to fucking god Mildly Insecure German and STR you make jesus sound like not only a nazi but a total and a complete asshole.
Back in the time that Jesus was walking around, noone was white (however they may be albino) and by the region, he would have had a darker complexion. Being that he is the “son” of God, he would have looked more like Adam and Eve, God’s perfect creations of humanity. If you are too ignorant to know, being the first human beings, Adam and Eve had to hold all the genetic information that is either dominant or recessive. In other words, Jesus was more of a caramel or dark brown skine tone.
One more tidbit of information:
Jesus wants us all to love one another, regardless of any sins. You know, “Hate the sin, love the sinner.”
Hi Mildly Insecure German - well, Sara Carter told you, Jesus was born in the Holy Land, which is located in the Middle East - his hair was black or dark brown and his skin was brown. I have seen Jesus images in China, which look so different to our western image. For the Chinese Jesus has a yellow skin and black hair and small eyes of course. And Jesus in South America looks like an Indio. This is funny to watch. Of course, as the first Jesus pictures came to Central Europe in the early Middl Age, he got blond hair and a small, narrow face.
Peter Vienna
and let me tell you something STR not everybody may like ted kennedy but i’ll tell you one thing STR you stupid repubocrats that man has my utmost and highest respect that poor man and the rest of the kennedy clan have been through unspeakable tragdies how would you like it STR if your.brother was cruely murdered just like ted kennedy’s brother john fitzgerald kennedy who was cruely and tragically murdered in front of the american people who came out to see the president they truly loved and adored those poor people had to stand there and watch jfk’s head being blown off just think how that must have hurt ted kennedy having to hear his own brother being tragically murdered the kennedy clan has my respect in every sense cause even through adversity those people have come to be much stronger and have over come the tragic events in their lives. so unless you’ve lost someone in a tragedy such as the kennedy assassination shut your god damn mouth and lay off of sentor kennedy and quit praying to god for ted kennedy’s death STR you sick fucking self righteous dumbass repubocrats.