Michelle Malking - Slant-Eye, but still OK.
Dear Friends,
do you know that the American Dream is still alive today as it always was? Did you know that millions of foreigners dream of becoming Americans? I know you do because you read this blog and you can call yourself an informed American. The greatest challenge of our time is to protect our borders to prevent all these heathens from coming to the mighty United States. Which is not to say that a heathen or a towelhead or wetback can’t become a true American! This is what I want to convey to you. The American dream is so strong, so powerful, so beautiful that it can change the heart of even the worst American-hater. It can change the heart of people that have embedded in their satanic DNA to hate America, just because we have freedom.
The best example is the political commentator “Michelle Malking“. You might be surprised but yes, she is a member of the proud Republican Party and she is a good conservative, even though she is a slant-eye!!! Her chinamen parents brought her into the world in the believe that she would probably harm America by either actively fighting freedom or by working in a China factory producing lead-poisoned toys for your American breed to play with, but Jesus changed her heart and made her one of us, even though she will always look like a chinaman. Jesus was not willing to go that far, I guess and that is alright by me!
Because I know that we have many non-American readers who come here to criticize and insult us, I would like to take the opportunity and let you know that the American dream is also open to YOU! You also can be part of the greatest experiment in human history, even though you will never be a real American, you can help making the world a better place for all of us and Jesus will love you for it!
Deal?
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your a disgusting repubocrat and a fucking hypocrite so if a asian is a filthy repubocrat there ok with you but if there not then you talk down on them. you know what shelley you deserve to be insulted,flamed,and wailed,and also to be made from of you disgusting filthy repubocrat bitch. you make me so fucking sick you god damn hypocratic and holier then thou fucking bitch. you are the biggest failure to ever walk the fucking earth bitch.
Sara Carter, chill out. the website is satire. They are making fun of Republicans, who should probably be angry for being stereotyped as idiotic bigots.
The Filipina neo-con fascist,Michelle Malkin recently railed against a Dunkin Donuts tv ad for featuring a woman with a scarf around her neck because it resembled (to Ms. Malkin) an Arab kiyaffeh like Arafat wore! Dunkin Donuts pulled the ad. The loony Republicanazi broad thinks Muslims should be thrown in internment camps and was ok with Japanese-Americans put in them in World War Two! She’s a warmonger and hate-monger!
@Chill Out no shit sherlock but don’t go ruining the fun of flaming STR for me and my other STR bashers so give it a rest and don’t talk to me no more.
and one more thing chill out untill STR confesses that this web site is satire i won’t say that it is satire or it’s not satire and how do you know anyways? nobody knows if it is or it is’nt. you don’t know it’s satire and where’s your sources for it and i say this as nicely as possible.
and this is just what i think before i will say that it is satire i want hardcore solid evidence of the claim i will not say this web site is satire or not i need solid evidence before making a claim so sorry chill out that is what i think like i said i want solid and hardcore evidence of that claim.
i do apologize if i was rough and rude to you chill out but i am very skeptical about STR being satire you hear two different sides of the story. so i cannot believe your claim of satire unless you have solid evidence of it sorry but i’m just the kind of person who wants evidence of claims like these while i respect your opinion i would ask you to respect mine please i’m not just gonna assume that it is unless there’s proof of it.
sara, one thing that makes me think this is a satire, is if it wasn’t they wouldn’t be letting anti people blog.
still though I think the world would be a nicer place without these type of satires
I once found hard evidence that STR was satire,but that evidence has since then been flushed down the “memory hole” (1984 - George Orwell) kind of like some news stories,especially post-9/11! Wish I had a screen shot of the evidence to offer as proof or knew someone who did cache said evidence! If evidence still existed,STR would alter any link to said evidence so it wouldn’t work if one tried to post it here,they’ve done so in the past! I know.I tried posting a link a year or so ago under a different nick! Frustrating to know the truth but can’t prove it! All I know to tell anyone is to dig deep through the archives to find material that’s too absurd to be serious,and bizarre flip-flopping of opinions,there’s lots of that! If you can’t assume it’s satire without evidence,be at least a bit skeptical that it’s serious based on past stories that don’t pass the “smell test”,i.e. Blacks in the KKK,Martin Luther King a pro-war Republican,the Psalm of Soloman a “liberal pornographic plot” that should be ripped out of the Bible,sympathy for Jews suffering through the Holocaust in one post,smearing all Jews as “Christ killers” in another,etc!
@primefalcon i agree with ya but i would like some evidence of that. but that’s just me though.
and god dammit STR would you tell the people who are asking if this god damned site if it’s satire or not.
“Because I know that we have many non-American readers who come here to criticize and insult us, I would like to take the opportunity and let you know that the American dream is also open to YOU!”
…Thanks but no thanks… I couldn´t find anywhere else in the world i´d rather live than my own country……
“You also can be part of the greatest experiment in human history, even though you will never be a real American, you can help making the world a better place for all of us and Jesus will love you for it!”
…I know i could be helping making the world a better place… By voting Democrat and for Obama….
Jesus loves me just as much anyway….
“Deal?”
Absolutely not….
/True Christian
“because you read this blog and you can call yourself an informed American”
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… wow… that was great… Needed a good laugh today…
“The greatest challenge of our time is to protect our borders to prevent all these heathens from coming to the mighty United States.”
-The United States whose roots go back to colonization. Nearly all American families could trace their roots back to other countries. The US was originally a series of 13 colonies filled with immigrants.
“by working in a China factory producing lead-poisoned toys for your American breed to play with”
-Now, it seems to me it was American companies using factories based in China no? They outsourced their jobs because of the mighty capitalist love of money. So then, now that their factory is based in China and they can run it cheaper, how can they make their product even *cheaper* to produce? How about throwing saftey to the wind?! No matter how you slice it the Chinese aren’t to blame. The factory workers were following orders which likely came from American head offices and, if not, shouldn’t the head offices have done a better job regulating their factories?
“Jesus was not willing to go that far”
-I read that as; ‘Then Jesus got lazy’
“Because I know that we have many non-American readers who come here to criticize and insult us”
-Who? Us? Naw… We’re just here to even the score. I mean, look at all the anti-Canada, Germany, Britain, France, Europe, Asia, China… oh how the list goes on… articles.
“Sara Carter, chill out. the website is satire”
-This website *might* be Satire… the STR team *might* be real… It’s like going to a magic act, or watching Wrestling. >.>
” so i cannot believe your claim of satire unless you have solid evidence of it”
-Well, you see, that’s the kicker… A magic act can’t begin with; ‘That which you are about to see isn’t real. Every act includes wires, mirrors, and smoke machines. The man before you is simply a guile filled trickster in a rented suit.’
There needs to be a degree of mystery and that’s what makes it fun. In a sense, satire or not, this website brings out the best, and worst, of all political and religious views. For example; those that are atheists and loving, those that are atheists and spiteful. There are liberals that make being liberal look bad, and others that make it look divine. This website, be it earnest or foul, is a brilliant human experiment, and half the brilliance is that blurred line; ‘Are these people for real?’
“still though I think the world would be a nicer place without these type of satires”
-I don’t fully disagree, and that’s why I continue to speak out against the insanity. If I can stop that one in eight hundred readers that buys into STR’s bullshit from killing a gay man, or a foreigner (or a member of the band Foreigner), then I’ve done my job. Whether it’s satire or not the site needs people to play cops, and people to play robbers. Again, it’s part of the show I suppose.
Besides, like it or not this site’s around and not going down any time soon… I’ve seen people try and fail. It’s all you can do to make enemies with Billy Bob Neck and debunk every article the man writes, whether or not ol’ Billy’s for real. I mean, I’ve met people like him in the past. And that’s what makes this site a scary, scary, place.
-Wraith
Well written Wraith :o)
@Wraith, The problem with the magic act analogy is Penn and Teller let the audience in on how some of the illusions work but they still amaze with the tricks they don’t explain! But in their case they’re that good and the audience is there to be entertained by very talented illusionists! No one in the audience thinks Penn and Teller are performing miracles or witchcraft! I think of the STR crew as being more like drunken college frat boys doing awful fraternity pranks as opposed to brilliant pranksters satirizing and challenging the status quo! I mean some people on the liberal-left are here briefly but quickly leave,naively convinced anyone Left of center is 100% right about practically every issue and anyone Right of center is 100% wrong on just about everything! And everyone Right of center is hateful,racist,deranged,war crazed and a fascist neo-con! I imagine some liberals leave in disgust,never discovering the history of the antiwar Old Right! Or giving any paleo-conservative, Right-libertarian or Anarcho-capitalist a listen on any issue! Said liberal-left person is convinced that politically correct “hate speech” laws that silence diversity of opinions are a good idea and believe everything ruling elite Democrat politicians claim no matter what they say! Intolerant rhetoric,real or fake,on the Right,real or fake, breeds intolerance and polarization on the Left!
I agree with you all the way Abbie, and Penn and Teller happens to be one of my favourite shows. It’s a shame that there are those that leave in such haste, but, as I said, STR’s probably not going anywher for some time.
I guess that’s where I’m mirred in mixed feelings. A disclaimer on the site would almost defeat the variety of intense views, and, I’m not gonna lie, I honestly know people like the STR crew here in my home town. However STR can leave some pretty bitter feelings in some.
There has to be some even, middle, ground, but I don’t know what it would be.
-Wraith
Oh, and thanks True Christian. ^^
-Wraith
Racism is stupid,dumb, and wrong. America is not a country of just one race, but many races,creeds, and many other backgrounds working together to build a unique society.
I am white, I am not christian, I am not republican, but I am American. If you don’t think so than you can come find me, Mays Landing, NJ, 08330, and come say it to my face pussy. I was born and raised here, just like Bruce Springsteen said “Born in the USA”. You’re a disgrace, I hope your kids grow up to hate you, and when they do, I’ll find them, and at your funeral, we’ll drink booze and celebrate and spit and dance all over your grave. I live the american dream, it’s too bad that you’ll never be able to. It’s not your fault that you were born retarded.
Don’t get me wrong even if it is a satire, I think this site to be made to go away anyhow, these type of things don’t do anything good.
either way they’re just promoting hate
I don’t disagree… that’s why I’m on the peanut gallery. I just dont’ see this site going anywhere any time soon… It’s a *brilliant* experiment, but that doesn’t make it good, or moral for that matter.
-Wraith
P.S - (Long time no use eh?) My old blog’s back up. Check it out if you’re bored.
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Please ! Rename this site to brainwashed dot com, it will be more suited for this insanity.