ACLU Reveals State Secrets, Tries To Destroy America
Friends, we all know America is God’s chosen land of freedom: while the rest of the world lives under communist rule, Americans are free to work as many jobs as they desire, free from any kind of corporate media censorship or control. Our unfettered access to information is what makes the American mind the most informed and knowledgable of all the world. We created the internet, and the free corporate press and even created FOX News which is well-known to be the greatest source of open information in the world.
But some America-haters don’t see it that way. Hiding in our midst is the sick American Civil Liberties Union, like a deadly Made-in-Mexico knife about to plunge into America’s patriotic heart. The ACLU has been whining and whinging that the CIA and the God Warriors of Guantanamo Bay, have been torturing terrorists, which is in itself ridiculous. The ACLU, using sick bait-and-switch deceits and lie-beral ambulance-chasing lawyer shenanigans, opened a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) lawsuit to request information in regards to “documents related to the treatment of prisoners in U.S. custody overseas.” As STR’s readers know, the lavish treatment people receive in the US’s well-funded network of oversea’s prisons would make all of Sudan want to move there.
Pray tell me ACLU lefty snivelers: since when could you do a FOIA request in the Soviet Union? Or in North Korea and the other Access of Evil countries like Venezuela and islamofascist Haiti? The opulent lifestyle we lead here is something the enemies of freedom fear and loathe, and our civility may be taken as softness by these dangerous thugs and militarized gangsters. The CIA openly gave several critical documents to the ACLU, politely explaining exactly and precisely what was going on:
This document shows all sorts of critical information that must be kept private for America’s safety. The ACLU would have all the vital secrets of America revealed to dangerous terrorists, does North Korea or China reveal such details about their country’s innermost workings? No they do not!
Americans can never allow themselves to be outdone by communist China or mad cower-crazed Sudan. Many of these countries are several steps up on the US now, able to censor all essential information their government deems too dangerous, and torture (if necessary) and kill (when permitted by judges) those people who do not respect the integrity of the governments decisions. Why are we not keeping pace and following their excellent example? Why are we having to outsource these excellent prison jobs to Syria to handle dangerous Iraqis, minor-age combatants and other terrorist menaces? Are there no Americans able to do these kinds of jobs here? These would be excellent forms of employment, allowing a hard-working man to do God’s work with knives and hot chains and whatever other implements are required, then come home and feed his close-knit Christian family.
STR’s readership must take a stand for freedom and democracy: say ‘No!’ to the sick, despicable ACLU. Say ‘No!’ to revealing America’s closest secrets. Never allow documents to be released for public viewing ever again, whether the CIA, voting records, or political party spending. It is time to tear-down the hideous Freedom of Information Act, once and for all.
Always Right,
Charles
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“Friends, we all know America is God’s chosen land of freedom”
America is Jerusalem? What the fuck…
“Our unfettered access to information is what makes the American mind the most informed and knowledgable of all the world.”
Even if it does mean breaching into people’s privacy (something that is illegal in a non-police state)
“FOX News which is well-known to be the greatest source of open information in the world.”
Failing miserably already STR, and it’s just the first paragraph!
“As STR’s readers know, the lavish treatment people receive in the US’s well-funded network of oversea’s prisons would make all of Sudan want to move there.”
As the sane STR readers know, that is all a pile of bullshit, I recall seeing a STR post on “American concentration camps” makes you wonder doesn’t it? You frigging Nazi cunts.
“Soviet Union”
Does not exist anymore, making the statement irrelevant and in true STR fashion, a complete pile of bullshit.
“The opulent lifestyle we lead here is something the enemies of freedom fear and loathe”
They loathe you not because of America’s generally rich lifestyle, but because that you have this lifestyle, but don’t do shit to help the less fortunate, in fact you spend more money fucking those countries up even more than you do trying to help them (IRAQ, VIETNAM).
“our civility may be taken as softness by these dangerous thugs and militarized gangsters.”
So anything that promotes human rights is dangerous? (For all you STR newcomers, yes, that is their general view)
“This document shows all sorts of critical information that must be kept private for America’s safety. The ACLU would have all the vital secrets of America revealed to dangerous terrorists, does North Korea or China reveal such details about their country’s innermost workings? No they do not!”
It doesn’t show shit, it’s just areas of black on a white background.
“Many of these countries are several steps up on the US now, able to censor all essential information their government deems too dangerous, and torture (if necessary) and kill (when permitted by judges) those people who do not respect the integrity of the governments decisions.”
Here comes the big speech on why the US should be the new home of Nazism…
“…It is time to tear-down the hideous Freedom of Information Act, once and for all.”
Told you.
@Aussie “It doesn’t show sh!t, it’s just areas of black on a white background.”
It is a very dangerous document and threatening to national security: it says ‘water’ and ‘board’. Why couldn’t it say: ‘many enjoyable hours of aquatic recreational entertainment’? It’s not a secret service if it can’t keep any secrets from the population, now is it!
Always Right
“It is a very dangerous document and threatening to national security: it says ‘water’ and ‘board’. Why couldn’t it say: ‘many enjoyable hours of aquatic recreational entertainment’? It’s not a secret service if it can’t keep any secrets from the population, now is it!”
In other words ladies and gentlemen, this is another fake document made by STR, and if it is legit, how did you nutjobs get your hands on it?
I have investigated the blacked-out portions of the document and discovered a part of it says,”Play a repeating loop of Ahab the Ay-rab by Ray Stevens for 24 hours non-stop. If that form of torture doesn’t make the prisoners confess,nothing will!” LOL
america is not jerusalem STR you fucking dingbats.STR your a bunch of idiots.
“Friends, we all know America is God’s chosen land of freedom”
-Ya know I keep reading that and I’ve yet to see *any* proof of it… Hell, the Americas were beyond the edge of the flat world in Biblical times.
“while the rest of the world lives under communist rule”
-Wait. What? Why didn’t anybody tell me it was still the 1980’s?
“like a deadly Made-in-Mexico knife”
-What they don’t tell you is that the knife was *originally* made in the United States but was outsourced to Mexico because it could be made cheaper and wouldn’t have to follow as many safety regulations.
“the God Warriors of Guantanamo Bay, have been torturing terrorists”
-Hey look at that… The quote matches what I want to say… so, at the risk of being redundant, the “God Warriors” of Gitmo *are* torturing *suspected* terrorists.
” since when could you do a FOIA request in the Soviet Union? Or in North Korea and the other Access of Evil countries like Venezuela and islamofascist Haiti?”
-I’m having a hard time seeing the point… Sounds like you’re attacking the idea of free information shared amongst a democratic state…
“Why are we not keeping pace and following their excellent example?”
-Because the UN and most of the world already distrusts and dislikes you?
“in fact you spend more money fucking those countries up even more than you do trying to help them”
-Isn’t that the truth.
“this is another fake document made by STR”
-Good ol “MS Paintshopped” pictures… too lazy to even photoshop, nope, STR just uses MS Paint for their low quality fakes.
-Wraith
And can we *please* lose moderation again? I miss the brief period of quick commenting.
-Wraith
It should be known that the ACLU does not always support free speech. They oppose so-called “hate-speech” and believe people who use it should be prosecuted. I agree with them that documents should be open to the public and that Americans shouldn’t be spied on without a warrant. However, I wish they were consistently in favor of civil liberties, rather than just when they happen to coincide with liberal causes.
Your latest posts have gotten weak and sloppy, in that they reveal too much of an anti-conservative sarcasm, and sound nothing like a real bigoted person would say. It’s much funnier when you don’t have snippets favoring the liberal position strewn in the fake conservative post. When you say “free from any kind of corporate media censorship or control” it is so obvious that you’re being tongue-in-cheek (when was the last time you heard of a staunch conservative disparage something as “corporate”?). Gotta work on the authenticity (although I suppose the whole thing is inauthentic in that most Republicans aren’t crazy rabid racists like you would like to portray them).
@Gotten Weak,”Old Right” Paleo-conservatives along with libertarians and laissez-faire capitalists use the term “Corporatism” as a synonym for “Fascism” but neo-conservatives and their supporters never use the term “corporate” in a derogatory sense so your statement is partially correct.
STR as usual prints only the hard facts. The ACLU was the originator of this document as posted on their site here:
http://blog.aclu.org/2008/05/28/knee-jerk-redaction/
Always Right
I think that there is at least one statement of factual inaccuracy in your otherwise well-researched article, viz:
“The opulent lifestyle we lead here is something the enemies of freedom fear and loathe, and our civility may be taken as softness by these dangerous thugs and militarized gangsters.”
When I visited the USA I thought it was a dogs-dinner of ugliness and squalor. The people we knew there were brainless, ignorant, and proud of it. The people were fat rude and ugly, and the food was tasteless crap. The media was shallow, crude, moronically right wing, and puerile. The service was slow, slovenly and stupid. The cities were badly designed, uniformly ugly, and vaingloriously wasteful. And the ordinary person was poor - their clothes were shabby, their teeth were bad, and they had huge flabby arses.
Its about time the USA realised that most people in the world wouldn’t give two hoots if its entire civilization was obliterated in a hideous H-bomb inferno. The reality is that most people who live in the USA come from the scum of Europe - either hideous Protestants that no-one could abide who then killed all the natives, or dirty poor Irish, or slavs no-one gives a shit about. But I hope your site survives.
Other than that, the ACLU is really bad.
“FOX News which is well-known to be the greatest source of open information in the world.”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!
Goddamnit, that made me laugh.
Seriously, the internet is better.
“As STR’s readers know, the lavish treatment people receive in the US’s well-funded network of oversea’s prisons would make all of Sudan want to move there.”
As people with 2 working brain cells know, all that´s written on STR is idiotic bullshit.
“Pray tell me ACLU lefty snivelers: since when could you do a FOIA request in the Soviet Union? Or in North Korea and the other Access of Evil countries like Venezuela and islamofascist Haiti?”
Given that you´re sooooo proud for your alleged freedom, you should actually find it brilliant that one may do such a request in your country. PS: Since when are Venezuela and Haiti in the Axis of Evil. Bush didn´t say a word about that.
“This document shows all sorts of critical information that must be kept private for America’s safety. The ACLU would have all the vital secrets of America revealed to dangerous terrorists, does North Korea or China reveal such details about their country’s innermost workings? No they do not!”
Yeah, disclosing them for real would show what sick and twisted bastards the CIA is employing and how they are trampling all over all constitutionally given freedoms and human rights.
“Americans can never allow themselves to be outdone by communist China or mad cower-crazed Sudan. Many of these countries are several steps up on the US now, able to censor all essential information their government deems too dangerous, and torture (if necessary) and kill (when permitted by judges) those people who do not respect the integrity of the governments decisions.”
That´s because they´re no democracies, you twat. Do you want the USA to stop being a democracy? If your answer is yes, GTFO AND MOVE TO NORTH KOREA, TRAITOR!
“These would be excellent forms of employment, allowing a hard-working man to do God’s work with knives and hot chains and whatever other implements are required, then come home and feed his close-knit Christian family.”
Someone report this twat to the police for being a pedophilic, sadistic madman.
“It’s not a secret service if it can’t keep any secrets from the population, now is it!”
The Secret Service is not an Intelligence Agency, you moron.
““like a deadly Made-in-Mexico knife””
??? Try one made in Germany. Solingen ftw. ;)
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
@hetti, Just because you didn’t meet any intelligent,slender or attractive Americans,and you think the cities are ugly,you’re in favor of nuclear annihilation of the USA? Your reasons for genocide resemble those of Pol Pot’s regime! How does advocating genocide here make you one bit better than hateful,racist jerks in this country who are in favor of wiping out Arabs and Muslims? And your rant about the ancestors of Americans sounds a bit like the long discredited junk science of eugenics which was embraced by the Nazis! Should White Australians be wiped out because their ancestors were convicts that England exiled? And said ancestors screwed over the Aborigines? I don’t think so! That’s collective guilt bullshit! And another thing,you neglected to mention the left-gatekeeper propaganda on National Public Radio,the PBS Newshour and Democracy Now!
I had been considering becoming a lawyer for the ACLU. I will do it for sure now.
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