Yoga – The Open door to Hell
Dear Readers
My good friend, Mr. Billy Bob Neck, spoke about the Dangers of Yoga last year, but I feel I have to emphasize it once more because it’s one of the greatest dangers we face in these difficult times.
Once you lose sight of God you go into a self-destructive mode, which probably includes Homosexuality and Bestiality and also such things as Meditation and Yoga. What one is really doing when performing the act of Yoga or “meditating” is closing your mind to God and opening your mind to the Devil. There is nothing on Yoga or meditation in the Bible and there is a reason for that. God don’t like it! Did you ever hear about Jesus doing Yoga? NO! You didn’t!
Yoga is also part of the homosexual agenda. Gay men love to do Yoga especially with younger men and small boys. Yoga is weakening their victims morals and they use the opportunity to touch their prey, often until the full release of ungodly sexuality. Just do a Google search on “Gay Sexual Yoga” and you come up with over 3 Million search results!
Another awful aspect of Yoga is the increase of bodily self-awareness and the risk of self-seduction. Studies have shown that persons engaged in Yoga are much more likely to masturbate or even perform autofelatio which is the ultimate goal of Yoga in many instances. Some Yoga flyers offer the “skill” of performing autofelatio to single men and women as a way of having “more fun during masturbation”.
Yoga is much more than just some wacko’s way of being a pervert. Yoga is to morality what pot is to drug use. Once you start doing Yoga you are much more likely to perform worse moral failures. In today’s America you can find “nude yoga” schools, clubs and classes literally in every small town and community. This European trend is part of a larger effort to corrupt the American Way of Life, part of a lager effort to destroy the fabric of American society which is the family. Yoga and atheism goes hand in hand by the way which is not surprising at all. Hollywood and certain Japanese print publications are also trying their best to promote self abuse and Yoga.
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STR QUICKFACTS:
- - Yoga is against God
- - Yoga is opening your Mind to the Devil
- - Yoga is being used to seduce minors into sexual activity
- - Yoga is a gateway to sexual promiscuity
- - God does not want us to be naked outside of the shower
What can we do against the sin of Yoga you might ask? Very easy to answer: Use the force of the law against Yogaists. Call the law enforcement and inform them of the sexual misconducts. Watch out for minors doing Yoga. I can assure you that no child is doing Yoga by it’s own free will. Confront Yogaists. I don’t think God minds if you hit them or shoot them. I personally would not go that way, yet, but I would not spit on you if you do.
And please don’t underestimate the dangers of Yoga. There are strong ties between Yoga and Satanism by the way. Just go ahead and do another Google search on “Yoga and Satanism” and you’ll get two hundred twenty one thousand search results. You do have all the reason to go after Yogaists! You are doing God’s work if you do!
I am fairly certain that we can root out perversion from our society if we Christians work together hand in hand with Jesus by our sides.
Thanks for reading folks,
Shelley N. Goodman
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shelley hun don’t you think that calling the law enforcement is just a wee bit extreme hun? it’s just a bunch of bending and stretching. people have a right to work out weather it’s yoga or any other type of exercise you are sounding like the puritans more by the minute dear. don’t you think your being a little extreme. people practice yoga for health reasons and not the facts you’ve put up there. and shelley where in the bible does it say that it’s wrong? it is not a way to praise satan. for crying out loud shelley dear don’t you seriously think your being a little extreme here?
“There is nothing on Yoga or meditation in the Bible and there is a reason for that. God don’t like it! Did you ever hear about Jesus doing Yoga? NO! You didn’t!”
There is nothing about America in the bible….And there is a reason for that…God don´t like it…
There is nothing about guns in the bible….And there is a reason for that…God don´t like Them…
There is nothing about American Cars in the bible….And there is a reason for that…God don´t like them…
There is nothing about Shelleytherepublican in the bible….And there is a reason for that…God don´t like them…
/True Christian
@True Christian oh man now true christian that was absolutely priceless and hilairous good job dude XD.
the comment that god does not want us to be naked outside the shower that’s just plum stupid and it don’t make sense
STR how on god’s green earth do you expect a couple to fuck when there fully clothed? i mean what do they cut holes in the crotches of their jeans in order to fuck.
You didn’t cover all the men’s naughty bits or the women’s short and curlies and “devil’s dumplings”! And what’s up with the ad for a virtual stripper for the desktop? What is that doing on a “Christian” website? In the immortal words of Gomer Pyle,”Shameful,shameful,shameful!”
Psalms seem to love meditation:
5:1 Give ear to my words, O LORD, consider my meditation.
19:14: Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my strength, and my redeemer.
119:15 I will meditate in thy precepts, and have respect unto thy ways.
104:34 My meditation of him shall be sweet: I will be glad in the LORD.
Bubba
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-Well folks, that there’s a disclaimer if ever I’ve seen one… I’ll bother killing the article some other time… I just can’t believe STR’s practically throwing in the towel.
-Wraith
Wraith,
I suggest you click on the advertisement and see the whole truth! It’s a trick to bring all them sinners to Jesus!
Shelley
Smelly. I suggest you shut the fuck up, get off the internet and go play with your barbie dolls because you aren’t mature enough to even be near a computer. The internet (and the world) will be a better place subtracted by your existence. In other words, kill yourself.
Heh, fair enough… lame, yet fair enough.
-Wraith
hahaha, this webiste is hilarious.
you guys do realize its a joke blog, right?
@andrew some of their articles is not funny. articles like aids god’s gift to africa and retardation god’s punishment those two articles are not funny and if anyone laughs at those articles are truly fucked up. but i am beginning to understand that people think that it’s satire and a joke.
shelley attends a group called whore trolls anonymous.
I’ve one teeny, tiny, question, well two actually.
One; HOW did you get so many pictures of a) people doing yoga nude and b) then using that flexibility for the Jesusfaced obviousness?
Two; How many people do you know that do yoga nude? Ever heard of a MINORITY GROUP?
Clearly if we cannot be nude outside the shower, then God means for us to only have the hot fuckings IN the shower. Any other time you just tug down your pj bottoms and pull up her night dress and roll on top of her. Meanwhile she can just lie there and think of her favorite psalms.
@Orville Zebadiah rofl hot fuckings in the shower that dear sir is fucking legendary good job dear good job.
but what happens when the water goes cold while your having a hot fucking in the shower orville lmfao XD?
If the water goes cold, that is CLEARLY God telling you that you are sinning. Afterall, it’s not a sin to have sex, only to enjoy it!
@Orville Zebediah rofl good one dude:P
i know why you think god doe’snt want us to be naked outside the shower smelley cause god told you to keep your clothes on and told you that he doe’snt allow hairy bitches like you in heaven and he directed you to the nearest zoo.
What does Shelley find one of the most pressing dangers of our time?
Is it world hunger? Poverty? Cancer? Torture? Execution? Injustice? Intolerance? Inequality? Rising crime rate?
No, silly.
It’s yoga.
(Seriously? Seriously! And don’t say yes.)
Th paid advertisment is porn,is STR making money of porn!!
STR=HYPOCRITES
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha, i went to fionaluv.com and sure enough its a porn site. of course they’re doing yoga naked its fucking porn
way to be narrowminded. it’s sort of sad that you use the bible to blind yourself from reality. it’s sort of sad that you’re going to live your entire life in fear, because of a book someone told you God influenced. it breaks my heart to know people like you feel the need to control the world. if you’re so adamantly against something then don’t do it. i’m not trying to create a law that says you can’t waltz around kissing your wife/husband, why would you do that to me. we’re all human, really we’re all the same, why do you feel the need to single me out?
For God’s Sake do you even have an idea what is Yoga?
Atleast you could have done some research on Google before you wrote this article. Read this , maybe this will enlighten you a bit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoga
It is none other than Western/American Perverts who have invented and popularised such things. SO dont’t generalise by commmenting against YOGA.
Cheers..
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