Worldwide D&D Day - Link Between D&D and Satanism Revealed!
Recently the makers of the occult game ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ embarked on an attempt to recruit more Christian-hating minions and disciples to their dark cause. They called it “Worldwide D&D Day” and it coincided with the release of the 4th edition rules of the game. These game ‘editions’ are designed to tempt players into sick deviant evil: the 1st edition started with fairly light topics for the players, such as ‘role-playing’ beastiality and shooting heroin and other illicit drugs. But each revised edition of the game includes updates that are more dark, more infernal, more sexually depraved and outright gay then the last. “Worldwide D&D Day” supposedly involved mass orgies secretly broadcast across the web by participants dressed as trolls and ogres and goths, followed-up by a global seance in an attempt to raise Gary Gygax’s corpse to life as a multi-class lvl 32 Dungeon Master / Barbarian ambidextrous half-elf.
Most startling of all was the admission by the publisher to D&D of scheduling all “Worldwide D&D Day” follow-ups for Friday the 13th. As Christians know full well, this is a day of tremendous evil, often seen as an important day of worship for satanists and lie-berals. It is on Friday the 13th that satanists engage in depraved sex and commit horrific acts of violence, not unlike what happens in a D&D gaming ‘adventure’. STR researchers once again have shown the unequivocal, irrefutable connection between satanism and ‘Dungeons & Dragons’.
“Please have all Game Day reports in to us by Friday June 13th.”
The unequivocal, irrefutable statement from the publisher of D&D showing the link between role-playing games and satanism. Could it be any clearer?
What few critics of STR there are, cite how none of the STR staff are regular D&D players. Admittedly we have never fantasized about being groped by a kobold, but does that make us any less capable of understanding the sick, perverted ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ death-cult? ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ is designed to make people explore different sexual roles (aka ‘role playing’) and encourage bizarre freaky sex and homosexual acts with goblins and level 12 Lamasu.
Lord, please pray for these lost lambs who have become enamored by the paganism of ‘Dungeons & Dragons’. Gary Gygax is burning in Hell as we speak, do ‘role-players’ want to join him, forever playing table-top games and drinking mountain dew, suffering Eternal diabetic Hellfire? Any person who’s life is turned from the worship of Our Lord Jesus Christ, is a life that is lost to the devil.
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Charles
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you know what charles roast i hope you get diabetes so bad that you’ll have to give yourself insulin injections and see how me and other diabetics feel and i already know what to expect you to say you’ll say god is punishing me god can throw every ailment at me and i will be defiant even on my deathbed and reject god and reject having my soul saved i have personal reasons why i hate god but i damn sure hope you get diabetes and fall into a diabetic coma and speaking of hell charles your gonna be with the other so called christians and i will not allow preachers or pastors give me my last rights when it’s my time to die like i said i will be defiant i will never forgive god robbing me of my mother and the peace i needed to move on so i could come to terms with my mothers death. my mother was a christian and is home with the lord.but the fact he robbed of the peace i needed i will never in this life forgive god for that i will hate god until the day i die.
and charles leave people who play that alone if bothers you that much then don’t buy the damn game it’s simple as that.
how would you like it mr charles roast if you had to give yourself insulin injections twice a day like i have to huh? and i’ll tell you another damn thing maybe you need to get diabetes then you’ll know how it feels to have to give yourself injections ass clown.
Sadly, it’s true. I was a PnP gamer. I played abominations like D&D, Shadowrun, Paranoia, Cyberpunk, Arkania, Earthdawn, Warhammer RPG, Vampire, Werewolf, Mage, Changeling, Call of Cthulhu, GURPS, Lodland, TORG, 7th Sea, Scion, Unknown Armies, and many more. I was almost lost, until some good, conservative christian people saved me. My life has won structure now. I fell whole again. Heil Hitler.
Uh, nevermind that last part.
“Recently the makers of the occult game ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ embarked on an attempt to recruit more Christian-hating minions and disciples to their dark cause. They called it “Worldwide D&D Day” and it coincided with the release of the 4th edition rules of the game.”
It could also just have been an event to promote and celebrate the release of 4th edi.
“These game ‘editions’ are designed to tempt players into sick deviant evil: the 1st edition started with fairly light topics for the players, such as ‘role-playing’ beastiality and shooting heroin and other illicit drugs. But each revised edition of the game includes updates that are more dark, more infernal, more sexually depraved and outright gay then the last.”
Bull. Each edition contains rules for a full role-playing universe. The latter edition just change rules to get the game balance better and add new stuff (races, places, equipment, persons etc.).
““Worldwide D&D Day” supposedly involved mass orgies secretly broadcast across the web by participants dressed as trolls and ogres and goths, followed-up by a global seance in an attempt to raise Gary Gygax’s corpse to life as a multi-class lvl 32 Dungeon Master / Barbarian ambidextrous half-elf.”
Evidence or it didn´t happen. Btw: Dungeon Master is not a player class. From what few bits I know about D&D (from watching a few people in my Tabletop-gaming-club playing a few sessions) the DM is the guy that decides the settings, controls all the NPC´s and has the last say as ultimate arbitrator.
“Most startling of all was the admission by the publisher to D&D of scheduling all “Worldwide D&D Day” follow-ups for Friday the 13th. As Christians know full well, this is a day of tremendous evil, often seen as an important day of worship for satanists and lie-berals.”
Source? Besides, Friday 13th being an unlucky is nothing but old superstition.
“Recently the makers of the occult game ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ embarked on an attempt to recruit more Christian-hating minions and disciples to their dark cause. They called it “Worldwide D&D Day” and it coincided with the release of the 4th edition rules of the game.”
It could also just have been an event to promote and celebrate the release of 4th edi.
“These game ‘editions’ are designed to tempt players into sick deviant evil: the 1st edition started with fairly light topics for the players, such as ‘role-playing’ beastiality and shooting heroin and other illicit drugs. But each revised edition of the game includes updates that are more dark, more infernal, more sexually depraved and outright gay then the last.”
Bull. Each edition contains rules for a full role-playing universe. The latter edition just change rules to get the game balance better and add new stuff (races, places, equipment, persons etc.).
““Worldwide D&D Day” supposedly involved mass orgies secretly broadcast across the web by participants dressed as trolls and ogres and goths, followed-up by a global seance in an attempt to raise Gary Gygax’s corpse to life as a multi-class lvl 32 Dungeon Master / Barbarian ambidextrous half-elf.”
Evidence or it didn´t happen. Btw: Dungeon Master is not a player class. From what few bits I know about D&D (from watching a few people in my Tabletop-gaming-club playing a few sessions) the DM is the guy that decides the settings, controls all the NPC´s and has the last say as ultimate arbitrator.
“Most startling of all was the admission by the publisher to D&D of scheduling all “Worldwide D&D Day” follow-ups for Friday the 13th. As Christians know full well, this is a day of tremendous evil, often seen as an important day of worship for satanists and lie-berals.”
Source? Besides, Friday 13th being an unlucky is nothing but old superstition.
Oh, and your picture shows a news report about the Game Day 2007 (IE you´re a year late!) that took place on June 7th all over the globe. The company just wanted to have reports about all those events in till June 13th to write an article about it in time. AGAIN, SHELLEY´S MISINTERPRETING AN EASILY INTERPRETABLE PICTURE.
“STR researchers once again have shown the unequivocal, irrefutable connection between satanism and ‘Dungeons & Dragons’.”
Nah, you just made lying fools outta yourselves again by not providing any evidence or source. And by showing your inability to properly read.
“What few critics of STR there are, cite how none of the STR staff are regular D&D players. Admittedly we have never fantasized about being groped by a kobold, but does that make us any less capable of understanding the sick, perverted ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ death-cult? ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ is designed to make people explore different sexual roles (aka ‘role playing’) and encourage bizarre freaky sex and homosexual acts with goblins and level 12 Lamasu.”
Please, for the sake of mankind, GET A PROPER DICTIONARY AND LOOK UP ROLE-PLAY.
“forever playing table-top games and drinking mountain dew,”
I´d rather take Cola-Mix, beer or mineral water, but otherwise this doesn´t sound too bad.
That being said, I´m off to the club. Either my Imperial GUard will have a nice little battle of 40k or were gonna do a session of Dark Heresy, the Warhammer 40k role-playing game.
The German Guy
Waiting for Warhammer 40k 5th edition.
IMPEACH BUSH!
smelley, why is it, that in the screenshot YOU posted and that YOU made, EVERYBODY can see that you’re running gnome on LINUX, most likely UBUNTU ?
PLUS, you’re weakening the american industry by using open source firefox AND SEVERAL OTHER PROGRAMS THAT YOU DIDN’T PAY A CENT FOR!
fluffy-god is VERY angry at you.
but yes, there was truth, that was exposed.
you dirty little liar, get your spanking…
HAIL ERIS!
operation smelleyweaselsmell,
once again exposing smelleyTheRecklessCunt…
Maybe I just don’t get it but I think anyone obsessed with Dungeons and Dragons would likely be a virginal nerd who needs to get a life! And fundamentalist kooks who are obsessed with an imaginary sinister agenda behind this game are also likely to be virginal nerds or marrieds who need to quit thinking sex is an unpleasant chore for procreation purposes only,need to get properly laid and get a life too! But I’m one to talk,I haven’t gotten laid in a long time since I broke up with my girlfriend and with the price of gas,etc.I’ve become an old homebody! Anyway,I’m an info junkie myself so I don’t have time for games,nor the interest! Little known facts,under reported news or news unreported by mainstream media,hidden history and various viewpoints are far more interesting and entertaining to me! And I’m way too intelligent for fundamentalist blind beliefs or religious guilt trips!
@Proud German, Isn’t “role play” when a married couple wears costumes and pretend to be strangers,then pretend to commit adultery? I guess that’s okay,as long as their married to each other. There’s no commandment in the Bible against pretend adultery! Just as long as they don’t enjoy pretend adultery too much!
“@Proud German, Isn’t “role play” when a married couple wears costumes and pretend to be strangers,then pretend to commit adultery? I guess that’s okay,as long as their married to each other. There’s no commandment in the Bible against pretend adultery! Just as long as they don’t enjoy pretend adultery too much!”
Get a dictionary. Role-playing” consists of one or several people playing a role/a character. Hell, any theatre drama is a “role-play”.
@Proud German “Oh, and your picture shows a news report about the Game Day 2007 (IE you´re a year late!) that took place on June 7th all over the globe.”
Looks like 2008 to me, only the archives referenced in it indicate 2007.
@me “why is it, that in the screenshot YOU posted and that YOU made, EVERYBODY can see that you’re running gnome on LINUX, most likely UBUNTU ?”
There is nothing linux in that screenshot, it was done using IE on Visa, I was just playing around with different window skins, etc, my article “Ubuntu - Why It Is Wrong For America” is more valid now than ever before. Jesus spits on linux users, they are the filth of the earth!
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Chuckie
You think you feel big by making jokes about diabetes?
Well Chuckie I have something to say to you.
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!Charles the reject Roast III
“Looks like 2008 to me, only the archives referenced in it indicate 2007.”
My fault, but the point still stands. They announced that they wanted reports about the Game Day in till June 13th, not that Game Day is June 13th. THat being siad, if it actually is, you should have provided a better pic.
HILARIOUS!!!!
Man, if your writing weren’t so obviously satirical, this might actually sound moronic. But since it is, so obviously, satire, it’s just funny.
Thanx for the laugh.
Oh, and Charles, I could care less whether you’re using Windows or Linux, but the screenie there is obviously designed to LOOK like Ubuntu Linux. Even has their little logo at the upper left corner. In fact, a top-oriented taskbar is one of the hallmarks of Ubuntu, Linux.
So…either you’re using Ubuntu (the most likely explanation…if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck….it must be a duck!), or else you’re tampering with making your Vista look like Ubuntu Linux.
In either case, it seems to me that you’re trying to LOOK like you use Linux, which sort of gives the lie to your whole message. Aren’t we supposed to avoid every appearance of evil? lol
Of course, your site is full of nothing but humor, poking fun at religious Republicans who support Bush, so the only reason I’m actually posting this is so you can come up with an interesting way to justify yourself here that will hopefully make me laugh. :)
Cheers!
@Proud German, I’m pretty sure Billy Saul Hargus was making a joke! I’m sure he’s someone who likes playing a role! The name “Billy Sol Hargus” was the main character in the Don Imus novel “God’s Other Son” about a warped televangelist whose mind was scrambled by a “walk on water” electronic gimmick which caused him to suffer the illusion that he was God’s second son! He thought his mission was to come to Earth and write his own gospel,setting the record straight on God’s will,etc. Hilarious! I don’t know if it’s still in print,I bought a copy and read it about 15 or so years ago. The character,”Billy Sol Hargus” was based on a 70’s radio evangelist Billy James Hargus whose career was ruined by a sex scandal at his Bible College which involved students of both sexes! He originally denied it,claiming it was a communist plot to smear him,then finally confessed. Don Imus got into trouble himself recently over a joking remark that the Rutgers ladies basketball team were “nappy-headed hoes”! I think he was just kidding and didn’t realize his politically incorrect off-the-cuff wisecrack would cause the uproar it did and get him fired from his radio show,”Imus In the Morning”! That’s the way it sometimes goes with comical irreverence,people get offended! Just like when people play an over-the-top parody role but don’t let anybody in on the joke!
@Proud German, I followed your advice about looking “role play” up in a dictionary. I also looked up the words “dungeon” and “dragon”. A “dungeon” is a place where kinky sex is performed and “dragon” is a euphemism for Satan! Well I’m not about to get mixed up in that kind of goings-on! Me and the Missus will stick to doing it the old-fashioned,wholesome way! In the mercenary position,the way God intended! Praise Jesus!
“Gary Gygax is burning in Hell as we speak, do ‘role-players’ want to join him, forever playing table-top games and drinking mountain dew, suffering Eternal diabetic Hellfire?”
“Gary Gygax is burning in Hell as we speak, do ‘role-players’ want to join him, forever playing table-top games and drinking mountain dew, suffering Eternal diabetic Hellfire?”
Sign me up! sounds more like heaven than hell o_0
Aside from the burning, but that could be fixed with some air conditioning, not mention I think theres a cantrip for that…stupid splatbooks
Never mind, resist elements for the win!
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“here is nothing linux in that screenshot, it was done using IE on Visa”
you’re using a credit card for computing? really geeky…
aren’t liars burning in hell? why has your ie a firefox icon? why does it look like linux in every way? why oh why…
your fluffy god will let you burn in fluffy hell for this!
HAIL ERIS!
operation smelleyweaselsmell
usin linux and proud of it.
I have been role-playing for years and I have a quesion.
As God is concerned with every fallen sparrow (according to Simon and Garfunkle anyway) and nothing that happens is outside of God’s plan then why oh why does he allow me to make a level 10 saving roll on LCK hence avoiding my favourite demonic character (called Phillip) being roped into a revivalist meeting that would have dropped his SAN by 100 points and necessitating him dribbling in public for ever more?
Does this not at least prove that God is on the side of Demons called Phillip?
Only when they’re called Phillip, of course.
They’re fluffier that way.
@ArtUK “Does this not at least prove that God is on the side of Demons called Phillip?”
It only proves you need to go outside and not participate in the D&D death-cult! Jesus is crying for you, crying, crying.
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“As God is concerned with every fallen sparrow (according to Simon and Garfunkle anyway) and nothing that happens is outside of God’s plan then why oh why does he allow me to make a level 10 saving roll on LCK hence avoiding my favourite demonic character (called Phillip) being roped into a revivalist meeting that would have dropped his SAN by 100 points and necessitating him dribbling in public for ever more?”
LOL! My friend and GM of our Dark Heresy campaign just read this, laughed for 2 minutes straight and is now seemignly planning on letting us poor band of inquisitorial acolytes meet a demon named Phillip. XD
Don´t take it as an insult if it gets blown up, though. My guardsmen character´s motto is after all:
“Any problem can be solved by the application of high explosives. If they don´t solve your problem, you´re not using enough.” :)
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH
Why is this under Canada?
LOL! Didn’t even notice that.
I think the most accurate answer is because STR is posted on by some really insane people. lol
OH No,
PROUD GERMAN - please don’t infect your role-playing community with my Demon Phillip.
I did not come on this blog to start a new church of Phillip, I don’t want a Phllipian religion to be started just becuase I have proved that God loves Phillip. He is a bad person (Phillip not GOD) and maybe the lord on high kept Phillip out of the revival meeting to protect those inside, he moves in mysterious ways you know (again God not Phillip, Phillip just sort of shuffles and mumbles which may be strange but not exactly mysterious).
please all readers forget you ever heard of Phillip for the sake of your immortal souls.
And Charles III
I never realised Jesus does nothing but weep all day, cause if he weeps for me he must be in hysterics over what Bush is doing let alone all the Repukes on this site. Poor fellow, maybe I should invite him round for a game of D&D to cheer him up (I will even let him play Phillip if he wants to).
Art
“OH No,
PROUD GERMAN - please don’t infect your role-playing community with my Demon Phillip.
I did not come on this blog to start a new church of Phillip, I don’t want a Phllipian religion to be started just becuase I have proved that God loves Phillip. He is a bad person (Phillip not GOD) and maybe the lord on high kept Phillip out of the revival meeting to protect those inside, he moves in mysterious ways you know (again God not Phillip, Phillip just sort of shuffles and mumbles which may be strange but not exactly mysterious).”
Erm, don´t be afraid. Dark Heresy plays in the Warhammer 40k-Universe and the PC´s are members of the so-called Imperial Inquisition. The only thing these guys do with demons can be summarrised with the following words: PURGE IT WITH FIRE! So our GM pretty much wants to have Phillip as a deamonhost for our party to pulp. My Guardsmen is already getting his demo-charges ready. :)
jesus is crying crying crying well give the son of a bitch a box of kleenex and tell jesus to shut the fuck up.better yet give the son of a bitch a couple of midols then he’ll quit bitching and crying.
@whattheheck let him keep making jokes about diabetes he won’t be laughing if and when he should come down with diabetes and he has to give himself insulin injections.always wrong will get whatever fate he deserves.
i do not agree with alot of what STR says about satanism but i am however beginning to see why they are so against it i was watching a show called pact with the devil on investigation discovery and they were talking about how some satanic cults perform human sacrafice and they were talking about this one dude who was a satanist who killed his parents this guy cut his own fathers head off cause he said he needed it for a satanic ritual and they were talking about some other satanist’s who broke into a house and killed some people. i do believe however that some satanic cults who do perform human sacrifice should be investigated though.
and i would like to just say i don’t mean to offend anybody who is a satanist i apologize if i offend you.
but i am beginning to see why STR is so against satanism.
@Sara Carter,
Sara, going to make a wild stab in the dark here but I am going to guess that you are blonde.
am I right?
Art
@ArtUK no i’m not art but she is right about some of the things about satanism and don’t ever talk to me again and by the way ArtUk and if i were you got a problem with blondes? i’m a red head and i’m damn proud of it please don’t talk to me again thank you.
and artuk what you were you implying by asking me if i’m blonde? whatever you were trying to imply i don’t take to kindly to and that really pissed me off and offended me.
+Sara Carter
I thought my question to be quite innocent and yet you seem to infer insult, this must come from your own opinions on what being blonde means.
I would never stoop so low as to make sweeping generalisations about a significant portion of the world population based on something as irrelevant as hair colour, or skin colour, choice of religion etc.
Before complaining about the mote in your brother’s eye, do something about the beam in your own - or something like that.
Well, the two most known and overtly homosexuals, and I hate to say it because they’re on our side, are:
Shaun Hanity
John “Johnnie” Gibson, sometimes sit-in for O’Reilly
…there’s probably other, but we haven’t looked them up
Yours in Christ, J.D. Hintz
PS: Jesus may make the laws in the here after, but we make the laws here, so all you liberials better ger right before we find you after the up coming election, which will be the last!