One Word: Barak Hussein Obama
He was such a ‘nice’ guy. You know those kind. The ‘nice’ guy who’d sneak into his Aunt’s bedroom closet and dress in her high-heel shoes wearing a mop singing ‘kumbayah’ while sniffing her most personal items. The sort of ‘nice’ guy you’d find hiding in the basement using the hamster for perverted self-satisfaction while muttering curses in swahili and dancing to aerobics on TV in a thong. Or that time the ‘nice’ guy indecently exposed himself at dinner and then ran out into the backyard where the police found him peeping into the neighbors windows naked from the waist down flagellating himself with a power-sander while they played parcheesi with their 104-year-old grandmother. You know the only word to describe that kind of ‘nice’ guy: Barak Hussein Obama.
Mummy loved him dearly, so very dearly. But he could never tell her about his dark secrets. Such as when late at night he would find animal roadkill and take it home. And once there, he would place their decapitated heads on sticks and fantasize about them talking to him, telling him the winning lottery numbers. Or else he’d just flagellate all over them since it was what he really wanted. He kept begging for Mummy to forgive him, just this one time. Only one word could describe this kind of foul muslimy perversion: Barak Hussein Obama.
He sat there loving himself, crying, crying, fondling his private parts, frying a steak with A-1 steak sauce, crying, crying, fondling himself, crying, watching the Lakers win the finals, flagellating his private parts, crying, crying, crying, downloading photos of the Mona Lisa, fondling and flagellating what he fondled, crying, crying, flagellating his most fondled private parts. Did he care that Jesus wept every time he touched himself inappropriately? Do any of these sick disgusting perverts ever care? About anything? He kept rocking back and forth, back and forth, thinking only one word: Barak Hussein Obama.
Always Right,
Charles
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you know always wrong you’d be less bitchy if you got your head out of your ass and by the sounds of it you need to turn to rosey palm that what also make you less bitchy you slanderous son of a bitch.
” One Word: Barak Hussein Obama”
Four words: The STR-Crew can´t count.
“He was such a ‘nice’ guy. You know those kind. The ‘nice’ guy who’d sneak into his Aunt’s bedroom closet and dress in her high-heel shoes wearing a mop singing ‘kumbayah’ while sniffing her most personal items.”
Actually, I don´t know that kind.
For the rest of this “article”:
Nice mass of absolutely baseless, vile and absolutely unchristian lies.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
amen to that proud german.
Chucky, are you making up false stories again?
I thought lying was a Christan sin.
Fuck you Chucky!!!!
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!
There is nothing made-up in this article: the connection between peeping toms, self-flagellation with power-sanders and the word Barak Hussein Obama has been well-documented for years!
Always Right
Bullshit!!!!
Fuck the Rapture!!!!!
i second that bullshit
@Always Wrong liar liar your pants are on fire.
It´s funny how you STR people allways try to live out you own fantasies through others….You should talk to a psychiatrist about that…
/True Christian
“There is nothing made-up in this article: the connection between peeping toms, self-flagellation with power-sanders and the word Barak Hussein Obama has been well-documented for years!”
Well documeted by whom, when and where? Put up some links with real evidence. Otherwise, I´m gonna spout that the STR-Crew´s being gay, satanist , republican murderers is a fact that has been well-documented for years.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
rofl this is why you gotta love proud german and true christian always wrong will start with the holier then thou attitude and then gets shot down. good job true christian and proud german XD.
“good job true christian and proud german XD.”
Can´t call that a good job anymore, sara. It´s about as fair as hunting birds with a gatling gun. ;)
I like to make up stories too! Can McCain be a drag queen?
“I like to make up stories too! Can McCain be a drag queen?”
He is.
HERL EAIS!
“I´m gonna spout that the STR-Crew´s being gay, satanist , republican murderers is a fact that has been well-documented for years.”
my sources tell me that this is true, will talk to jesus this afternoon.
HI, ALERIS!
@Proud German i agree with that 100%