What about Obama’s Wives?
Last week the liberal press was full of wild and blatantly biased speculation about John McCain’s former wife. We at ShelleyTheRepublican do not wish to dignify the scandalous allegations against Senator McCain and his lovely wife Cindy, but we would like to restore some balance to this one-sided partisan talking-point:
Why is it that it’s OK to mention McCain’s previous marriage but not Obama’s? Barrack Hussein Obama likes to give the impression that he and Michelle have the ideal relationship. They want you to think that they are the perfect family - but do their smiles and hugs conceal a dark dark secret? Might this relationship be nothing more than a sham, set-up to fool the gullible left-wing press? This is a poissibility that the mainstream media has chosen to ignore.
According to Islam experts mosquewatch, Muslim men like Barrack Hussein Obama are suopposed to have at least four wives. As a devout muslim, Mr Hussein Obama will almost certainly have heeded this depraved commandment - so where are they? Where are the three other wives he is supposed to have? Why do we never see them hosting “The View” and swapping fried-chicken recipes with Oprah? These mysterious women are conspicuous by their absence.
According to the experts, Obama’s three other wives might look exactly like these women, except that they have been locked up in a prison cell in a secret dungeon far below Obama’s residence.
Leading mosque-wathchers agree - Obama’s three missing wives are most likely kept as prisoners in squalid cells far below Obama’s luxuary Senatorial mansion. It is possible that these three women, imprisoned in Obama’s sinister sex-den have never seen the light of day since they were kidnapped by Obama’s goons.
We asked Obama’s people to comment on the treatment of his three other wives, however true to form his campaign-team were unwilling to deny our allegations. Their blatent refusal to confront the issue of sexual-slavery is surely an indication of their leader’s lax morals.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
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There are so many things wrong with the above statement 1) barrack Obama is a christian 2)Muslims are ALLOWED to have up to 4 wives 3)This is getting realy pathetic now your only making up such lies because John Mcain is going to loose the election. And if Obama did have multiple wives why would he keep as prisoners in squalid cells far below Obama’s luxuary Senatorial mansion.
This is a prime example why every country in the wolrd HATES America because you are not cultually under standing (only a certain few giving the rest a bad name) like we Europeans.
Hey people, look, it´s the STR-Crew repeating their already spouted bullshit lies for which they have no proof whatsoever.
“We asked Obama’s people to comment on the treatment of his three other wives, however true to form his campaign-team were unwilling to deny our allegations. Their blatent refusal to confront the issue of sexual-slavery is surely an indication of their leader’s lax morals.”
Or they took you for obviously absolutely insane morons for actually believeing such bullshit could actually be the truth. The government doesn´t answer questions from people that believe in aliens, either.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
rumors say that Mc Cocain is a hermafrodite, and beside his wife, he has man lover to fullfill his female desires….
….However true to form, his campaign-team were unwilling to deny our allegations. Their blatent refusal to confront this issue is surely an indication of their leader’s lax morals.”
/True Christian
“These mysterious women are conspicuous by their absence”
your brain is too.
HAI LERIS!
I remember a few years back when Condoleeza Rice called Dubya Bush “My husband,I mean the President.” Miss Rice is a single woman,or is she? Why would a single woman say that? Are they having some kind of relationship? Could Rice be having interracial sex with Bush? Inquiring minds want to know!
STR is being slanderous again!
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you for fucking real????
Since when did being christian mean spreading lies and slander? “Yours in Christ”? Get your head out of your ass- your brain is dying from the lack of oxygen.
Cindy McCain is a dishonest and a snobby bitch she has her nose so far up her ass and is such a chicken shit cause she is so fucking afraid to release her tax returns what that snobby ugly bitch hiding what’s she so afraid of to not release her tax returns she claims it’s a privacy matter no one says that unless there hiding something the stupid snobby bitch should just release them instead of being dishonest.
“your brain is dying from the lack of oxygen.”
No… it sadly died a long time ago…
Jimmy, I’m working on getting a mole into the basement of his mansion to confirm the theory that those three poor women are not only starved for Jesus but are also regularly bled so that their blood can be used in voodoo rituals. I’m gonna keep you updated on that
Hey Billy Bob Neck a mole into his basement whooooooooooooooooooooo,Obama is a Christan, so stop slandering or Jesus will get really pissed with you.
Fuck the rapture!!!!
Jesus is allready pissed at STR, for twisting his words and doing evil in HIS name…..Shame on them…
/True Christian
Billy Bob neck. When are you going to shut your racist anti-American mouth and leave the country you so obviously hate so much?
yeah, this is just slightly bullshit. you should probably go shove a crucifix down your throat and choke.
Wow, this is parody taken to the extremes. Do you guys ever get tired of this huge joke ? It’s gone on long enough, you morons.