BBNHOBG - iPods and Mind Control
We are looking into the proven fact that Apple (ain’t that a “ironic” name for a company in league with the devil) put subliminal messages on their iPods that turn you homo and make you vote defeato-crat. With all this wireless junk out their, they can change the message whenever they want to. THIS is how Barack Osama Homo bin Laden plans to work his satanic voodoo magic to try to steal the election and THIS is why only the power of prayer and the election of Alan Keyes can stop him!
It also turns out that America’s Hope Foundation got “outed” by Larry Sinclair as a front for the Obama campaign to make Larry look like a stupid retarded moron dummy loser. That ain’t never gonna happen, though.
God is Love!
BBN
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Yes, everyone is falling so thoughtlessly into my evil endeavors! I have corrupted technology to inspire many to my satanic conspiracy, the ipod will rule with me.
idiot
“We are looking into the proven fact that Apple (ain’t that a “ironic” name for a company in league with the devil) put subliminal messages on their iPods that turn you homo and make you vote defeato-crat. ”
Proven when? WHere? With which evidence? Let me guess: YOu´re pulling stuff outta your rectum again.
“to make Larry look like a stupid retarded moron dummy loser”
You don´t have to make him look like one. He already achieved that all by himself.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Hey Billy Bob Neck,
Can I come to your wedding when you and Larry Sinclair decide to get married.
So how would that work “Larry Sinclair Neck” and “Billy Bob Neck Sinclair”
Just asking!!
Fuck the rapture!!!!
BBN - If you have some supporting evidences - ok, but your article is proofless! Put up evidences or shut up!
Even the better educated Republicans don`t agree. I don`t want to support Obama right now, but you have to agree, he is very good educated, has charisma and an extremly good pronunciation.
You can criticize him for his non-sophistication in foreign politics for instant. I am sure, you can find some mistakes or bad manners, if you study Obama`s person and bio. But it must be true - not such dumb voodoo, drugs or gay suspicions.
Your assoziation to Appel as satanic symbol is amusing - but it shows, how dependent you are on the Bible.
By the way McCain isn`t such a Christian believer as you hope maybe. I think, if McCain will get president you will be disappointed soon. On the other hand Obama is actually an active Christian. Your biggest problem is, you are too much intented on his brown color, his race and his name.
Peter Vienna
John McCain has stated, in his usual straight talk style, that we must beef up our military in order to win our war with Iraq, and others in the near future (Iran?) The right way forward is to institute a draft that fair and equitable to everyone involved, and the plan is the fully vetted and trusted Rumsfeld Plan. Under the Rumsfeld plan, anyone not involved in a war-critical civilian position, or anyone otherwise considered by the federal draft board to be draft exempt due to other “considerations”, race and family, and between the ages of 14 and 67 will be draft eligible. John McCain has stated that the need for manpower is so great, that no other criteria will be considered in determining eligibility. Conscription and tour length in war zones will, of course, be for the duration. John McCain, ever fiscally responsible, also has a brilliant plan to make veteran care and benefits pay for themselves as an adjunct to the Rumsfeld plan. John McCain has promised that those conscripted will be offered the option to “bounty out” of military service. For the nominal sum of $10,000 thousand dollars every 18 months, a conscript will be able to postpone military service. For $25,000 a conscript will be permanently exempt from military service. John McCain has affirmed that the funds raised in this way will pay for all veterans’ benefits, plus fund the slimed down, modernized, version of the G.I. Bill of Rights currently under consideration by the responsible party and our President. There will be enough money left over to further reduce that tax burden of deserving Americans (we know that “Trickle Down” works and has always worked!) John McCain also has a plan to empty out our prisons and make valuable use of the human waste that we are paying millions a day to keep in custody. We’ll get into that plan next time! Until then VOTE MCCAIN! We will never surrender to the Iraqis! We will never surrender to the Iranians!
Yours in Christ, may He kill all those who oppose us!
J.D. Hintz
I agree, iPods are bad… Cowon and iRiver make much better MP3-players.
Wait, what was the article about?
wow that plan is so moronic, except the prison thing that might be good in practice, but drafting kids and pensioners that’s just asking for trouble.