Letter of the month: The Badge of Freedom
Friends,
From time to time we like to feature the very best of your emails. Today’s email came from a true patriot with a great sense of humor. It’s a great, practical tip that will no doubt be of great help to our readers who live in border states.
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From: REDACTED@aol.com >
Date: Nov 17, 2007 9:21 PM
Subject: Emergency Room
To: jimmy@shelleytherepublican.com
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick! After all.
Here’s the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works well if you ever have to use a Laundromat..
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Wow… This saddens me… Every single fucking one of my relatives were in the armed forces. SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT! I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING HERE, BUT, QUITE HONESTLY, THIS FUCKING SICKENS ME!
And after the required anger, I feel that I should tell you that I know something better that I could be doing with my time… It might be writing satanic lyrics, for Rock/Metal is the music of the Devil! I know that I will be flamed for this if I don’t somehow prove that I’m being rather sarcastic here…
Or, it might be reading something like the Bible… I’ll even provide a link for those that need one… http://www.scribd.com/doc/2520279/Anton-Szandor-LaVey-The-Satanic-Bible
Enjoy… Or, rather, don’t… I don’t relly think many people are going to take this seriously… For those that do, you might have even gained some respect from me…
And now, I must leave. To some, the best thing ever… All I have to say is that I will be back.
I agree with you satanist he was a fucking retard putting that patch on his cloths and I am also outraged at the fact that he his proud of the fact he defiled his old uniform. most of my family have served in the armed forces in some form or another and my great grandfather who died on D-Day will be spinning in his grave.
german goth boy your grandfather was a nazi i take it? i love how both of these guys say the same thing “my family was all military” to funny! well boys, i WAS army when it was real. and i am here to tell you it dont matter what country your from, the boys fighting and dead for a flag would never want some retard cheese eater stealing what they served time bleeding for… i say that from experience.
and the germans….. the russians fucked all your women after WW2 to bleed out the race a little.. water it down so to speak. if i lived in america i would have an outfit like that everytime i went to the ER. Hell Ya!!!!!
… Okay… I don’t really think I was very clear here… My ENTIRE family, I know that I should have said that instead of just “my relatives”, has been in the military… Here’s an interesting fact. I’m in my family. WHO WOULD HAVE EVER GUESSED??? And that would, in effect, be saying that I have been in the military to those who would think like I do… I know I should have made this clearer the first time, but what the hell?
And, pushkin, you racist bastard, please tell me that you are not serious. I have always thought that we fought to protect people, and not to belittle them. My fucking mistake.