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We are looking into the proven fact that Apple (ain’t that a “ironic” name for a company in league with the devil) put subliminal messages on their iPods that turn you homo and make you vote defeato-crat.  With all this wireless junk out their, they can change the message whenever they want to.  THIS is how Barack Osama Homo bin Laden plans to work his satanic voodoo magic to try to steal the election and THIS is why only the power of prayer and the election of Alan Keyes can stop him!

It also turns out that America’s Hope Foundation got “outed” by Larry Sinclair as a front for the Obama campaign to make Larry look like a stupid retarded moron dummy loser.  That ain’t never gonna happen, though.

God is Love!
BBN

Dear American Patriots

We apologize for the current slowdown in issuing new articles on STR - THE FREEDOM BLOG. We are currently engaging in the business of the future: Children.

The complete STR writer and advisory team is currently establishing a Christian summer camp for young patriots in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. The work is almost completed and we will be open for business for the summer season 2009 and we will be back working on the latest conservative commentary on your favorite blog, THE FREEDOM BLOG.

All the best, lots of Godly joy from all of us,
Shelley N. Goodman

Friends,

I’ve been a little quite since the 4th - the truth is something big happened to me that night that at first I didn’t want to share with you. The truth I hate to admit is that I was scared.

It took me a while to open up - at first I mentioned it at our weekly prayer circle Shelley convinced me to write something about it. It’s really hard to talk about because and I know some of you will think I’m crazy… but heck I know that I’m just doing what Jesus wants.

That Friday, I was saying my prayers just before I went to sleep, when I suddenly felt a feeling of elation, as if I had been touched by an Angel - across the room I could see a figure materializing in the dusk: An old man, weary from a life of struggle. As I rubbed my eyes in disbelief, the form infront of me took shape, it was a ghost, but of whom? Suddenly the phantom begant to speak and I at once recognized the voice of a godly man, steeped in wisdom and the kindness of Jesus Christ:

It was the ghost of Jesse Helmes!

Jesse Helms, one of the greatest patriots ever. He fought against sin, he dared speak out against homosexuality, abortion, atheism and other such issues of critical importance to all sensible Americans. He will be greatly missed by every conservative.

“Friend”, spoke the phantom, “I gave my life in the service of Christ, and I have been sent by the LORD to deliver one last message. Soon I will be in heaven sitting along with Ronald Reagan, Barry Goldwater and Jerry Falwell at the feet of Jesus Christ, but my work here is not complete, you and your readers must complete what I started.”

“What must I do”, I asked - “What is God’s will?” - I nervously added.

“God wants you to do exactly what he wanted me to do”, spoke the old ghost, “God wants you to stamp out liberalism, expose Barack Hussein Obama and avenge the people who criticize Larry Sinclair and above all get John McCain elected as the 44th President of the USA so that he can continue George W. Bush’s sensible policies”

“I can do that… I swear!”, I said, but the ghost looked deep into my soul with his stern, yet loving eyes:

“That’s not all Jimmy. Jesus has given me a warning for you to pass on to the world: The end times are approaching and God’s people - the white folk will come under attack. You will be attacked by negroes and the forces of political correctness. You will be attacked by the homosexuals who will destroy our institution of marriage. You will be attacked by abortionists who will kill your children. You will be attacked by liberals who will try to infect you with their moral relativism - but you must stay strong. You must resist. You must fight”

“How, how must I fight these forces of evil?”, I implored.

“Simple - you must give everything you own, and every waking minute of the day to secure a victory for the Republican party, God’s party to guarantee that America is once again safe for people like you who love Freedom.”, replied the ghost.

And with that, the spirit ascended - I could almost swear that I saw shimmering wings carrying the spirit of Jesse Helms aloft, into the loving embrace of Jesus Christ.

All my life I have known that my simple faith in Christ would be rewarded, but with all modesty, I am surprised that God has chosen me, and my fellow writers at Shelley The Republican.com to be the vessels of all our salvation. This humble Christian will submit to God’s request.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

I’m suffering from a kidney stone that no doubt Barack Osama Homo bin Laden had something to do with.  PLUS, some lie-beral disconnected me from the internet so there’s a glitch in the show, but keep listening.

I just wanna warn you that I’ve seen some fake Conservatives around here getting all PC when you talk about reparations.  Look out for ‘em!

McDonald’s is being taken over by homos, according to Donald Wildmon and that’s gotta stop!  Is is gonna take condoms in Happy Meals for y’all to wake up!

Also, the America’s Hope Foundation ad featuring Larry Sinclair started and it’s a doosy!  There ain’t no way the Lame Scream ME-dia is gonna be able to ignore his very credible story!  And shame on Greta Van Sustern for not giving this the coverage it deserves!  Thank to Citizen Wells for pointing it out!

God is Love!

CNN’s Glenn Beck has once again shown why CNN, aka the Communist News Network, is dropping like a stone in the ratings war against the defenders of information freedom, FOX News. As you probably know, a recent court ruling by the pinkos in the Supreme Court opened the doorway for terrorists and thugs incarcerated fair-and-square in Guantanamo to have access to the court system, just as if they were on US soil. Does anything in Cuba look like it’s a part of the US? No it doesn’t. Mr. Beck shot the standard CNN sniveling salvo at Christian Republican America by making the loony-left wingnut statement about terrorists in Guatanamo that:

Glenn Beck:“We’re going to shoot them all in the head. If we think that they are against us, we’re going to shoot them and kill them, period. Because that’s the only thing we’ve got going for us is we can put them away and get information. If we can’t put them away and they’re going to use our court system, kill them.”

Now you’re probably saying Glenn is talking about hitting hard at terrorists and evil and that we should “shoot them all in the head” and “kill them” is a good thing. The fact is it’s not what Glenn Beck said, it’s what he didn’t say: he didn’t say “and we need to shoot them in the head if they aren’t on US soil”. Nor did he say “even if they are on US soil and the Supreme Court doesn’t like it, whatever the Leader says is what we must do so we need to shoot them in the head”. Glenn didn’t say we need to invade Iran immediately shooting everyone in the head, he didn’t say everyone in the 9/11 Troofer brigade needs to be sent to a FEMA camp for indefinite detention and be shot in the head, he didn’t say nuke the North Koreans or the Cayman Islands or anyone else we feel like followed by shooting them in the head, he didn’t say all those things we really need to get America back on it’s feet. He simply hasn’t gone far enough in our view of shooting people in the head, or the opinion of Christian Republicans across the US-of-A. Glenn Beck is clearly losing his edge.

Glen ‘Hippy Homo’ Beck: When a man becomes this much of a sniveling lefty nutjob, there are no words left to describe him. Glenn Beck has lost all respect from his God-fearing Christian Republican viewers.

While STR would never advocate violence of any kind for any reason, Jesus himself would shoot in the head hippy terrorists dead if given the chance. People want to eat steak but not see any blood. People want to bring peace to the middle-east but don’t want to do all the necessary head shooting, torturing and and killing of araboushim men, women, cows, 911 Troofers, taco-jockeys, union reps, independent media, women’s groups and whatever else gets in the way of the mighty American War Machine of Freedom. Admittedly Mr. Beck does have one thing right: executing terrorists, mexicans and 9/11 troofers without any kind of representation in court might be a step in the right direction, especially if it involves shooting them in the head, but remember it is only just one step, and we need to march this thing for a few more miles before there is total control for our Glorious Leader and the Thousand-Year Republic we all are praying for.

At STR we have one thing to say Mr. Beck: your Lie-beral dumbo-crat homosexual left-wing crazy wingnut views have no home in our Christian Republican America! So you can go back to your job as Pride Queen at the San Francisco parade. Good riddance, Glenn Beck! The Christian Republican right-wing doesn’t need anymore commies like you in our midst!

Always Right

Charles

Howdy,

I’m a little bit under the weather and I ain’t gonna be able to make it in to do Billy Bob Neck’s Hour of Bein’ Good this week.  So instead, I’m gonna do it from home on www.blogtalkradio.com.  So come on by to http://www.blogtalkradio.com/BillyBobNeck at 11am on Monday 7/7/08.  Y’all can give a call there, too!  (347) 327-9411.

I hope to see y’all there and if not, well, God gave you free will to burn in Hell.

Friends,

We need oil - that’s the plain truth.

God has given America a great deal of oil. It’s all in Alaska. It’s waiting for brave patriotic Americans to drill it up and sell it on the open-market, just like Jesus intended. Unfortunately the liberals and eco-fraudsters want all that oil to stay underground. They don’t want you to have gas for your car.

They think that we shouldn’t drill for oil because Alaska is a “wildlife-reserve”.

Next time a liberal tells you that we shouldn’t be drilling for oil, you should ask them: What’s the point of having a wildlife reserve if nobody can afford to go there? Are our tax-dollars just going to fund a patch of useless ground full of plants and animals that nobody gets to see or hunt? What would be the point in that? STR.com says it’s time to get drilling so that we can enjoy off-roading!

Those folks who think we shouldnt drill for oil in ANWR are a bunch of city-dwelling idiots. What’s the point of all this open country if we cannot drive around our awesome jeeps? This vehicle gets 15 miles to the galon, high gas prices are simply unfair to those of us who love to kick up awesome snow.

Soon it’s going to be impossible for most folks to be able to afford this great form of entertainment, and then nobody would be able to drive around ANWR - and what would be the point in that?

Preserve our heratige: Vote John McCain for President so that we can preserve the sporting activity that made America great: Off-Roading!

Today is the day when America became the greatest country on the face of the earth and began it’s manifest destiny to bring power of God’s Love to the rest of the world.  For 232 years, this country has showed the rest of the world what democracy, honor and courage mean!

God Bless America!

We all know that Barack Osama Homo bin Laden ain’t too bright but nobody really realized how too not bright he really was until he let the cat outta the bag about  his “strategy” to win the South – recruit negros to vote for him and then train them as al kita operatives.  Only a idiot would go ahead and say that publically.  But that don’t mean nothing lie-berals under the zombie spell he’s cast over them.  Heck, I’ll bet you there’ll be plenty suicide bombers looking to blow themselves up so they can get a cabinet position  There weren’t no way I was gonna ever vote for him to begin with, especially since Alan Keyes is the best choice, but it’s just one more reason for Americans to fear this murderous, left handed gay negro crackhead voodoo priest.

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Friends,

There’s a new grass-roots movement which aims to take back America from the liberals, atheists, abortionists and homosexuals which threaten to take over our country, it’s the McCain Truth Squad. John McCain has personally asked Shelley Goodman, our founder to help organize a coilition of concerned conservatives who will stand up for truth and honesty in politics.

Together we are going to stand up for John McCain and fight back against the filthy lies that Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton have been telling about our candidate; for example when they claim that John is too old to be President, you can remind them that Obama is too black, too gay and too left-handed to be president! Do you see how it works? We simply fight their lies with nothing but the truth! Nobody can deny that Obama is black and left-handed!

Liberal lie: McCain is ‘confused’ on foreign policy.

The Truth: McCain knows exactly which towelheads to blow-up, he’s not too chicken to drop an a-bomb on the Iranians if they play up, and he’s pro border control and against gun-control. What more do you need to know about foreign policy than that?

Take for examople the hysterical comments made by the liberal media last week over Charlie Black’s common-sense statement that if there was to be a terrorist attack in the USA it would strongly benefit the McCain campaign. The lying-liberals took this to mean that McCain was hoping for a terrorist attack - heavens no! The truth is that if there were an attack on American territory it would soon signal to the floating-voters that Nancy Pelosi has failed to protect Americans from terror and only another four more years of Conservative Republican government can guarantee continued safety from terrorists.

Liberal Lie: McCain is too old to be the leader of the free world.

The Truth: The Healing power of prayer keeps John McCain fighting fit and ready to help smite evil in whichever foreign country it comes from.

Truth-squad members will receive a weekly newsletter packed full of helpful talking points that will help you become a better campaigner, and help you fight for the truth just like the writers of ShelleyTheRepublican.

I want you to seriously consider joining the McCain Truth Squad - our future President needs your support. If Jesus is encouraging you to join us, send your prayers, talking-points or paypal donations to shelley@shelleytherepublican.com.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

There’s a lotta grumblers about how Larry Sinclair ain’t done nothing but say the same thing over and over and over and over again without showing no proof.  Well that also changed today and like with everything that’s GOOD in this world, it took Christians to make it happen.  America’s Hope Foundation, one of the leading hope foundations in this great country of ours stepped up to the plate and released an radio ad today that gonna break this thing WIDE OPEN!  No longer will the Lame Scream Media be able to shirk their responsibility of proving that Barack Osama Homo bin Laden is a murdereous, gay, left-handed negro crackhead Muslim voodoo priest!  No longer will they not be able to NOT attend his press conferences to accept the answers that he gives them as true!  No longer will Sen. Joseph Biden and his son be able to conduct of a campaign of political terror passing bills that pertain ONLY to Larry Sinclair!  The burden of proving this was NEVER supposed to be on Larry Sinclair.  That ain’t the way it works!

It’s morning in America once again, folks!  For the first time I can feel really proud of my country for doing the right thing and exposing a out and out hypocrite and America hater.  In putting this ad out to a dozen or so radio stations spread out around in Virginia, Colorado, Florida and Nevada, I think we finally see the final nail in the coffin of Barack Osama Homo bin Laden!!

And to all them doubters and hateful people that never thought he wouldn’t prove and who kept whining about having to wait seven months for him to show any proof - well, we had to wait three days for Jesus to come back and it was worth the wait!  And so is this!

I want every single person reading this to call America’s Hope Foundation at (800) 530-5106 and thank them personally for having the guts and courage to tell the truth about Barack Osama Homo bin Laden!

God is Love!
BBN

The New York Crimes reports on just that – crimes.  Whether it’s their undying support for Barack Osama Homo bin Laden or Sen Joseph Biden’s intimate involvement in the conspiracy to silence the honorable and trustworthy, Larry Sinclair, they’re gonna report on it.  Where the best place to buy heroin?  Check the New York Crimes!  They frequently report on the health of the prostitution industry (since most folks who read it also go to prostitutes) and it was a recent whore report that showed the bright side of high price  of gas.  Prostitution is down 19%!   The Lord works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform, so if it’s gonna take $5 gas to bring this country back to morality then I say – BRING IT ON!

The Bright Side of $5 Gas

You just can’t win, can you?  Don’t help people suffering under the yolk of tyrannical oppression and lie-berals will jump down your throat.  Help ‘em get out them get out from under the yolk of tyrannical oppression and lie-berals will jump down your throat.   It don’t make no sense to me!  They got their hackles up because the US government is helping Iraqis write the oil contracts that’s gonna help us pay them back for liberating them.  What with them screaming about the cost of the war, you’d think we’d be getting some applause instead.  NOPE!

God is Love!
BBN