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Friends,

When is the best time to spread the Gospel of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? The answer: All the time - and where better than in the work-place. Why has God given you employment? Is it to selfishly earn dollars for your own vanity or is it to spread the LORD’s word to your friends and colleagues? Remember God wants you to talk about Jesus every moment of the day!

Here’s a suggestion - next time you have to give a presentation, say for example a sales-forecast try including this excellent slide in your presentation:

You could introduce it as a friendly ice-breaker. Ask  your colleagues to spot the difference between the left and right scenario?

“Although this years figures look likely to disappoint, I’d like to say a word or two about a close friend of mine who’se performance is always on the up: Jesus”

Killed by liberals - a dead baby

Hillary Supporters,

We know how you feel. You’ve been cheated by a corrupt system. You worked hard for your candidate but her victory was stolen at the last minute. What can you do to help Hillary? Simple - you can take a lead from some of Hillary’s most loyal supporters at Clintons4McCain - it’s time to transfer your vote to John McCain. You are a woman - you wanted to vote for a woman and John McCain has nominated a woman, just like you to be his VP so you’ve got to vote for her! Anything else and you’d be pandering to Democratic party sexism.

Hillary knows that John McCain understands women. Who does Hillary want you to vote for? Closet Moslem and drug-user Barack Obama or former POW and war-hero John McCain. Clinton may publicly say that she wants you to vote for Obama, but senior Clinton-campaign insiders reveal that they want you to back Sarah Palin - America’s next VP.

At the Demoncratic party conference, Clinton was heard to urge her supporters to pledge their allegiance to Barrack Hussein Obama - but is this what she really wants? How do we know that Hillary was not forced to say these things by Obama’s gang of thugs and murderers. It’s likely that while Clinton gave every impression of a calm, confident performance she was secretly in fear for her life!

It’s a fact: If you ever supported Hillary - if you were planning to vote for her or if you’ve ever donated to her campaign, what Hillary wants you to do. Hillary wants you to join the Republican party. She wants you to organize against Obama, and sign up to the campaign to impeach senator Obama for his many, many crimes.

And if you do not believe me, listen to the wise words of this former Democrat:

This concerned former democrat is concerned that the Democrats have lost their moral compass. She is an inspiration to us all.

And what about McCain’s inspired choice of VP - as you can see, she is a woman - just like you. She believes in family values. She’s pro-life and pro Jesus, just like you so you should vote for him to support your fellow woman. That’s the only sensible thing a former-Hillary feminist can do!

Former mayor, and beauty-pageant winner: role-model of millions of American woman. An icon of true conservative femininity.

Let me save the final word for Cristi Adkins, one of Hillary Clinton’s most trusted strategists:

“We simply do not trust Obama, Senator. Please stop selling us — and yourself, short. They have told us to “get over it” and to “fall in line,” called us “angry old white women” and there is simply no way any of that’s going to happen. We WILL be voting for McCain come November, if you are not at the TOP of the Democrat ticket for President. And no amount of pleading, speech making, pandering to the Obamaphiles or anything else you can say or do, is going to change that.”

Friends,

We just heard from the McCain campaign team - I’m pleased to be able to report that our dream ticket will be a reality. The Republican Vice-Presidential canidate, and the next Vice-President of the USA will be:

SARAH PALIN!

It’s official, folks - we heard this news from McCain campaign insiders. Together McCain & Palin can end the massacre of our pre-borns and re-institute biblical law in the God’s own country. Two great Christians fighting a crusade against sin and evil in our society.

When you think about it, Palin is the obvious choice to counter Joe Biden. Who better than a Bible Believing hockey-mom to counteract Biden’s aggressive secularism?

Yours In Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

Just who is Michelle Obama? I dont know - do you? What is she for? What are her policies? Is she qualified to be the 1st lady?

Does she love America enough to be chief Mom of the USA? I’m not so sure - and neither is America. Americans like you and me want a true patriot as first lady but Michelle Obama simply does not measure up:

And what about Michelle’s ability as a mom? Can she not keep her kids in line? Take a look at the libtard website “Huffington Post” who celebrate Obama’s unruly kids. Would you want your children talking sass to the head of your family? It’s plain to see that Democrats have no idea of family values.

Would John McCain stand for kids who speak out of line? Heck no - if anybody disrespects John McCain whether they be Obama’s unruly children or middle-eastern islamofascist terrorists you can be damn sure that John McCain would wup their sorry asses and make them wish the’d never messed with the leader of the free world.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends

I’m sure you noticed that our site was down for a few days in the middle of last week. While Shelley and her team were busy trying to expose the Democrat party’s evil agenda, powerful dark forces were conspiring against us - trying to silence us trying to prevent you from hearing the news about the people who want to take over America.

Was it any coincidence that this attack on our site occurred days before the democratic convention in which Senator Barack Hussein Obama intended to reveal his pick for vice-presidential running mate. You shut us down because we were going to reveal the truth of your nomination first. Nice try libtards - you thought you could shut us down forever but we bounced back, just like John McCain, the next President of the USA.

It’s a confirmed fact that Senator Joe Biden has been the one responsible for silencing Larry Sinclair - the man who only wanted to tell the truth about Barack Hussein Obama’s homosexual affiar and his use of crack-cocaine one night many years ago. Biden’s son, the Attorney general of Delaware has been persecuting Larry Sinclair - we all know now that was the price he had to pay to win the Democratic veep nomination.

They had to shut us down because if we were to reveal the connection between BHO, Joe Biden, Larry Sinclair and the death of Obama’s former gay-lover Don Young then it might have ruined his chance of appointment.

The fact is that we are back online, and there’s nothing they can do to shut us up. We are true patriots and determined to expose the truth behind these sinister men.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

PS. If you want the inside story, go see Citizen Wells - this is probably the most well informed blog on the whole of the Internet. He was first to expose the Sinclair / Obama / Biden / Young / Gay / Crack-gate scandal.

God does not want you to be a slob, a bum. He doesn’t want you to be living in the Gutter - he wants you to be rich, successful, proud, patriotic - just like God’s candidate in the Presidential Election: John McCain.

How do you think John McCain got rich? Simple, it’s his Christian values and simple faith in Jesus - just look at him. He’s 100% a winner. Only a winner would live in a place like this:

What a beautiful lawn, what a beautiful house! And did you know that our next President has nine other mansions as well as this one. But as well all know, success is not just about houses, it’s also about family life and the people most dear to our lives. As you know John McCain married his high-school sweet-heart, and former Prom-queen Cindy:

Together the McCains stand for love, honour and integrity - all in the framework of the Christian institute of Marriage. But dont be fooled - John McCain isnt about sentimentality - he’s a man of action:

When he’s not driving the Straight-talk express, John McCain travels in style on his very own private jet. Can you think of a more succsessful way to travel? God gave this former POW his own set of wings!

But just because McCain is at home in the sky, does not mean he’s not got his feet firmly on the ground: These perfectly polished stylish loafers remind you that you are in the presence of a man of substance, unlike this fellow:

They say you can tell a great deal about a man by his shoes - so what do these shabby, ill-fitting neglected shoes tell you about the way Barack Hussein Obama would look after America?

Every child know that it is wrong to masturbate! Masturbation was invented by a disgusting Jewish guy with the name “Onan”. According to the Bible when God noticed that Onan masturbated He told him it is an abomination and He killed him on the spot as an example to others. There you can see how God feels about masturbation (or choking the chicken, or polishing the salami or whatever the kids call it today).

Masturbation is basically the act of simulating the sex act which itself is only meant to father children. It is a sin to have sex without the intent of having children and of course it is a sin to masturbate, there is no question about that.

It is not only against the will of God to masturbate but there are also serious health implications. Several studies show that masturbation might cause Peyronie’s disease in men and Vaginiti in women (even though I agree with Sam when he says that it is physically impossible for a woman to effectively masturbate).

The “New England Medical Journal of Vermont” says the following about Masturbation:

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.

If you feel the urge to masturbate I suggest you take a cold shower or read the bible. Once the day of judgement arrives you better have a clear conscience! There are also ways to effectively stop your child from masturbating. First of all you have to lay down the ground rules. Tell them what the bible says about masturbation and tell them that God does not love them anymore when they masturbate. If you catch your child in the act of masturbation I don’t think there is another way than to beat the child. Hard. This way they automatically connect masturbation with the feeling of severe pain. If you suspect that your kid might be a liberal then he or she might actually like the painful experience and the lesson will sadly be lost. But then, if you really have a liberal child, all hope is lost anyway.

I have two daughters myself and they assured me that they never touched themselves. I am very proud of them. On the day the marry, they will have their first sexual interaction and 9 months later they will become a mother just like I am . This is the way God wants it to be.

God bless all Godly people,
Shelley Goodman

P.S. To read the views of Pastor Bucks on masturbation click on our Problems Page!

Friends,

We all know that God hates homosexuality more than any other sin there is. We all know that the gays are evil people who deserve to be punished for their sinful ways. That’s what God thinks, but Barrack Hussein Obama thinks he knows better than God:

How could somebody who claims to be a Christian think that it’s OK to be gay? I just don’t understand it!

Can you imagine what will happen to America if we allow the gays to marry each other? It will surely be the end of the world as we know it - like a nuclear bomb landing in your back yard. That’s why we should all vote for John McCain - he hates homosexuals just as much as you do, only more!

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

How long will Obama keep slandering America with his words of hatred? It’s time to end this reign of madness - we can do it if we work together. Lets all pray for rain and show him that God disapproves of his sinful policies:

I couldnt say it better myself!

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

It’s pretty obvious that the only policy that dumbo-crats got is to inflate your tires.  When they lie about the economy being bad, their solution is to inflate your tires.  When they lie about the unqualified success of our liberation of Iraq, their solution is to inflate your tires.  Their “solution” to the healthcare “crisis” where deadbeats and illegal taco jockeys should get free healtcare - inflate your tires.

How long is it gonna take before these idiot lie-berals wake up to the fact that it’s a stupid idea and they need to stop shooting crack cocaine and having gay sex long enough to come up with some kind of actual plan instead of just repeating the last thing that they hear after a night at the bath houses.

John McCain says over and over again that he ain’t gonna do no negative campaigning and he’s stuck to that promise.  Every single one of his commercials raised real good points about how electing a gay negro crackhead muslim voodoo priest movie star ain’t what America needs right now.  Dumbo-crats don’t care about playing fair, though.  And since they ain’t got no plan, they just repeat the last thing that they hear after a night at the bath houses.  Like we say here over and over again - when a negro runs for office you can bet that no matter what you say is gonna make you a racist.

And that’s just what Nikki Tinker does.

She’s running for Congress in Tennessee and I guess that since she ain’t got no ideas she’s just gonna go ahead and call her opponent, Steve Cohen, racist for not falling for the political correctness of renaming a park with a perfectly good name - Nathan Bedford Forrest Park.

Nathan Bedford Forrest was a key figure in the shaping of the South and he deserves a park just as much as Bill “Bojangles” Robinson and Butterfly McQueen.

Shame on her!

Dear Readers,

do you know what happens if God is missing from a Society? Just take a long hard look at Europe. Incredible violence in England, mass child rape in Belgium, Cannibalism and Incest as accepted lifestyle choices in Germany.

If you take away the moral compass that can only come from the Bible, this is what happens. Germany started two world wars, killed almost 65 Million people in these wars, burned 7 million Jews and now they want to have the right to have sex with children and eat them???

Please listen to the soundclip from VCY America. Nobody can explain the situation better than Crosstalk’s Ingrid Schlüter.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman