Joe & Barack: You will never shut us down
Friends
I’m sure you noticed that our site was down for a few days in the middle of last week. While Shelley and her team were busy trying to expose the Democrat party’s evil agenda, powerful dark forces were conspiring against us - trying to silence us trying to prevent you from hearing the news about the people who want to take over America.
Was it any coincidence that this attack on our site occurred days before the democratic convention in which Senator Barack Hussein Obama intended to reveal his pick for vice-presidential running mate. You shut us down because we were going to reveal the truth of your nomination first. Nice try libtards - you thought you could shut us down forever but we bounced back, just like John McCain, the next President of the USA.
It’s a confirmed fact that Senator Joe Biden has been the one responsible for silencing Larry Sinclair - the man who only wanted to tell the truth about Barack Hussein Obama’s homosexual affiar and his use of crack-cocaine one night many years ago. Biden’s son, the Attorney general of Delaware has been persecuting Larry Sinclair - we all know now that was the price he had to pay to win the Democratic veep nomination.
They had to shut us down because if we were to reveal the connection between BHO, Joe Biden, Larry Sinclair and the death of Obama’s former gay-lover Don Young then it might have ruined his chance of appointment.
The fact is that we are back online, and there’s nothing they can do to shut us up. We are true patriots and determined to expose the truth behind these sinister men.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
PS. If you want the inside story, go see Citizen Wells - this is probably the most well informed blog on the whole of the Internet. He was first to expose the Sinclair / Obama / Biden / Young / Gay / Crack-gate scandal.
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Obama made a excellent when ge asked joe biden to be his running mate and they have my support. i love that joe biden is not afraid to say what’s on his mind that’s the kind of VP i want in the white house.
Obama/Biden “08″ great americans and great patriots
“Yours in Christ”
Do you think sucking up will save you?
Jimmy Goddard you are absolutely paranoid dude the democrats are not doing any such thing to this site would you please quit blaming the democrats for your paranoid thinking.
and you wonder why i can’t stand republicans jimmy goddard it’s paranoid thinking like yours that make me greatful that i am not a republican anymore. however there are more smart and intelligent republicans who are not paranoid,stupid,and arrogant such as you.
i hope there really are more normal republicans who are’nt as paranoid as you.
“I’m sure you noticed that our site was down for a few days in the middle of last week. While Shelley and her team were busy trying to expose the Democrat party’s evil agenda, powerful dark forces were conspiring against us - trying to silence us trying to prevent you from hearing the news about the people who want to take over America.”
Or you have a shitty server.
Seriously, if some really powerful conspiracy wanted you to shut up, you´d not be posting this article.
“Was it any coincidence that this attack on our site occurred days before the democratic convention in which Senator Barack Hussein Obama intended to reveal his pick for vice-presidential running mate. You shut us down because we were going to reveal the truth of your nomination first. Nice try libtards - you thought you could shut us down forever but we bounced back, just like John McCain, the next President of the USA.”
If THAT´d be the case, they´d have shut you down exactly the moment Obama made it officially that he choose Biden.
“It’s a confirmed fact that Senator Joe Biden has been the one responsible for silencing Larry Sinclair”
Yeah, first reason to like the guy.
“Biden’s son, the Attorney general of Delaware has been persecuting Larry Sinclair - we all know now that was the price he had to pay to win the Democratic veep nomination.”
It was more likely the fact that his skills and experiences are exactly what Obama needs.
“They had to shut us down because if we were to reveal the connection between BHO, Joe Biden, Larry Sinclair and the death of Obama’s former gay-lover Don Young then it might have ruined his chance of appointment.”
LOL! Why don´t post it now? Let me guess: Because there is no such evidence and you are talking outta your ass.
That being said, I´m looking forward to Joe Biden taking McCain´s “get out of gaffe free” POW card apart with a crowbar. That one´s getting boring by now, it´s simply overused by the McCain campaign. But then, it´s not like McCain had anything worthwhile to advertise himself.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Joe Biden is Barack Obama’s running mate? A career politician of 35 years,partly responsible for the economic and foreign policy disaster we’re suffering under! A war mongering zionist Israel Firster,Biden represents “change”? Give me a break! Obama/Biden the Neo-lib Demopublican ticket - An echo,not a choice!
chances are abbie kaufman they might not get the white house probably another republican dictator.
Is this site like the Colbert show? You are just kidding with all this, right? Well, either way this is one funny site, keep up the… work.
http://uppitywoman08.wordpress.com/2008/08/23/priceless-find/
Priceless Find - OBAMA: “American people cannot afford Joe Biden”
“Our nation at war, our economy in recession, we know the American people cannot afford Joe Biden”
your fuckin stupid if you think this site is funny cause it’s not funny.
you know even Mccain wouldn’t support these guys, whether you support him or not… These STR idiots give even republicans a bad name….
The thing with these stupid satire blogs is people actually take them seriously
Obama/Biden : Osama bin Laden
Jihad we can believe in!
Hi - many high ranking persons did bad things in their younger years - also McCain for instant, he smoked a lot of pot in Vietnam (by the way, nearby all smoked that stuff after combat). President Bush was an episodic drinker in his younger years - but he stopped and became member of the Bible Thumpers.
However - I mean, Joe Biden`s experiences, especially in foreign policy would need Obama urgently.
Probably you don`t know - Obama is actually very popular all over the globe. We have some McCain fans in Europe as well, but the majority and many politicians too, believe in Obama and would like to see him as the next US president.
Peter Vienna
I coined the expression “Republican hate machine” to refer to the rhetoric of Karl Rove and his henchmen, but I now see it refers to a lesser echelon of hate mongers too.
If I wanted to say nasty things about someone.I’d start with some facts. For example, if I wanted to say that John McCain is a religious chameleon, I’d start by saying that he always listed himself as an Episcopalian until he revealed in South Carolina early in this campaign that he was a Baptist. By the way, there is no record of his being baptized in his (new) home church in Arizona. Does this make him a “self-avowed Baptist?”
The Baptists get baptized almost as often as members of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints get married. Can it be that McCain’s (new) religion is a marriage of convenience?
Speaking of marriage, before I made wild allegations about Barack Obama’s sex life, I’d ask about John McCain’s. No wonder he stumbled over a question about why the difference between birth control pills and Viagra (one is covered by insurance, one isn’t. Guess which) during a debate.
He married a trophy wife, went to Vietnam, and when he returned, found that his wife had been disfigured in a car accident.
So he settled for adultery for a while, then dumped her and found the young, rich and beautiful Cindy Hensley.
I know the Baptists disapprove of premarital sex because it might lead to dancing, but what do they think about adultery?
Gosh, things get so complicated when you let the facts interfere with unbridled hate.
It makes me wonder how people can be so deluded and believe in something that they cannot see,let alone prove exists. You only believe in God because you were all brainwashed as kids,(just like your friends - the muslims,ring any bells??) and given a fear to do so. Politics are important,fucked up imaginary beings of no substance (i.e. Allah,God, etc) are not. Life is for living, you only get one.
Peace.
You are a Democratic Liar/Faker. Shame on you!
Sara, this site is a satire…. if you don’t know what that is, Google it, or get somebody to explain it to you.
If you don’t believe me check the terms and conditions of the site.
Bald Eagle McCain versus Jim Dandy Obama.
However at the moment (it looks like) Obama has good chances to become the next US president. On the other hand McCain is not inactive, he picked the young conseravtive mother and governor Sarah Palin from Alaska as his running mate - this was actually a very clever move!!
Sarah Palin will bring him a lot of woman votes, this is a fact. Conservative women of course, probably many female Hillary voters as well.
McCain`s problem is his old age (even in Vietnam he wasn`t the youngest) and Obama`s shortcoming is, he has no experiences in foreign policy - and this is most important for the States right now.
My cousine from TX wrote in her last e-mail:…there are minorities, who decided to kill Obama, cause his ethnic origin. They want to obstruct definitely his run for president - to kill him, when the need arises. This is the reason, why a high number of bodyguards and armed guardians protect him in public.
Obama`s speech in Denver was successful - I watched his speech too, the first time he was a bit more offensive, talked about essentials and has concrete visions - to get his ideas into shape. In summary it was a good speech.
Old-timer McCain has experience - and he was successful many times in the past, with his foresight and ideas. But he don`t has the same agility like Dandy Obama.
In many respects the States are different to the rest of the world, for instant the anti-abortion question, it can influence the dicision between Obama and McCain. Christian values and true patriotism play an important role in many parts of the US.
However it is funny to watch, people cheering Obama like a rockstar and in Europe they blowing him kisses.
Young cock Obama is a bit too young and the geezer McCain is a bit too old. Take the young one - cause a young president would be better as an old one!
Peter Vienna
Hi Cidkh2 - Satire or not? Howeve three years ago I found this website and I was absolutely convinced, this must be a spoof. Sometimes I wrote my comments (just for fun and as English exercise). But I found some STR members on different conservative websites too. The STR members are involved in different political far right groups or in ultra conservative Christian communities, true patriotic webpages and such cliques…..some of them had troubles with the law or had been in jail too.
Since years they take a lot of trouble to write all these articles and photos nearby every day. They must be zelots. Well-adjusted people can`t have such extreme bigoted and dogmatic ideas for such a long time.
Unfortunatelly this website and articles are deadly serious. People who create political parodies do that for a couple of times only. They are funny persons, love their life and the people.
But the STR members hate most of the people and their activities…..their articles and meanings have definitely nothing to do with spoof or skit.
For me personally I just use it as my American English slang exercise. Secondly it is extremly interesting, how people think on the other side of the Big Pond. I realized, there are big differences of meanings inside the States, between East- and West coast, or people in big cities or in the Middle West, or in the South of the US. Sometimes I am much more interested in all these comments, as in the STR articles.
Peter Vienna
Watch the Satan Rituals at Sarah Palin’s Chuch here:
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