Witnessing in the work-place
Friends,
When is the best time to spread the Gospel of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? The answer: All the time - and where better than in the work-place. Why has God given you employment? Is it to selfishly earn dollars for your own vanity or is it to spread the LORD’s word to your friends and colleagues? Remember God wants you to talk about Jesus every moment of the day!
Here’s a suggestion - next time you have to give a presentation, say for example a sales-forecast try including this excellent slide in your presentation:
You could introduce it as a friendly ice-breaker. Ask your colleagues to spot the difference between the left and right scenario?
This is an awesome way to introduce a moment of Christian contemplation into an otherwise secular presentation, for example say something like:
“Although this years figures look likely to disappoint, I’d like to say a word or two about a close friend of mine who’se performance is always on the up: Jesus”
One way to bring a presentation to an end is by including pictures of dead babies killed by the evil murderers at abortuaries. You could invite delegates to guess whether this year’s profit from a particular branch will be more or less than the number of pre-borns massacred as a result of Roe v Wade.
Supposing there are a few folk chit-chatting at the back of the meeting room - I know of no better way to bring everybody to attention than to show an image like this:
Killed by liberals - a dead baby
And then at the end of the presentation you could invite your colleagues to a prayer group - suggest that God might reward your faithful prayer by boosting the value of everybody’s stock-options. You could even suggest that your company makes a donation to the Republican party - the surest way to ensure that the Presidency remains pro-life.
This is just one example of the great ways you can bring Jesus into the work-place. Together we can win a victory for Jesus and John McCain.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
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you are one sick bastard jimmy goddard i can’t believe you post those horrible sick and vile pics you are a sick bastard i hope you burn in hell you son of a bitch.
Obama/Biden “08″
That would have to be the most demotivational and sickening presentation ever. You should find your next jub, before doing something like that.
Oh yeah, where does God give out jobs? Because i would love to work for him, rather then these money hungry executives.
“You could introduce it as a friendly ice-breaker. Ask your colleagues to spot the difference between the left and right scenario?”
There is none. A violent bastard will find a way to excuse his violence towards his religious believes anyway and a good person won´t commit a crime whether he/she believes in a religion or not.
What is more moral? To not commit a crime because one believes some invisible dude in the sky watches you all the time and makes notes? Or to not commit a crime despite believing one could get away with it, but not doing it because one doesn´t want do something immoral to another man? I´d say the latter is more moral.
As for your little approach to converting: Way to loose your job.
“One way to bring a presentation to an end is by including pictures of dead babies killed by the evil murderers at abortuaries. You could invite delegates to guess whether this year’s profit from a particular branch will be more or less than the number of pre-borns massacred as a result of Roe v Wade.”
That´s something you do only once. BEcause afterwards, you´re gonna get fired.
The German Guy
How does being an ex-POW qualify someone for president?
Sorry, but if i included these slides of a sales pitch, and without the sale i cannot earn and look after a family then i will not be doing my duty correctly…
How would one provide for people if showing dead babies at the end of a presentation about a new toy for children get the sale, it may disgust them and loose the sale, being unable to bring the bread to the table will then push us out of the house and onto the streets where people are then shunned
what would you say if the next presentation by your muslim colleaat work began with a page of the quran and some pictures of killed iraqis/abu ghraib?
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
hail eris
fuckers..
where do your morals come from .. i am athiest and have read the bible …. im pretty sure jesus didnt accuse people of murdering babies oh and btw for christians … they are more likely to ill babies due to the fact they try to live like jesus did and he used no drugs etc … other people will use science for medical help (oh and thanks for the horrible image of a dead baby in my head i ill be sure to put your head on it)
oh and no fixed species … yeah we will evolve into better races and you SHELLY will NEVER change you will always be an evil old bitch with no proper friends and no life outside church
where as we will evolve in years to come possibly to over come the need to eat … or breathe … and possibly we would overcome death … we dont know that will be fun findin out though wouldnt it
mybe even your LOVED JESUS was evolved from the primeage people back when he was written about ….
even notice the big drop in education after the roman times and into the dark ages (when christianity was widespread)
now as for YOUR day of judgment im sure your going to “hell” after a VERY long stay in purgatory .. i want you to suffer
Yours in death
Neil Barry
Yes by all means include these slides in otherwise unrelated business presentations. Especially the dead babies - work in 10 or 12 of those. That will show the political correctness weenies you mean business as security throws you into the street and they send you a box with your personal effects fedex since your not allowed in the building anymore. That’s showin’ ‘em.
Bubba
You jumped the shark with this one, big guy. Congrats.
Wow, a lot of hatred in this site. How is anyone with so much hatred and anger supposed to get into Heaven? The ancient Egyptians believed that your heart got weighed against a feather in the afterlife and those whose hearts were too heavy suffered true “death”. Pagan myth it may be but it’s still seems like a good measuring stick for our own behavior.
As for the baby, the liberals didn’t kill it. It’s only legal to abort up to the first trimester, before a fetus has really become a “baby”, so this one wouldn’t have been aborted, not in a hospital anyway. Also, it looks like there’s tubes or something sticking out of it. I could be wrong but it looks like someone’s tried to save this poor thing. In any case, only the truly sickest and most hypocritical f**k would use an image like this to push a religious/political point. Remember who Jesus really spoke out against - the hypocrites.
And finally, speaking of hypocrites, Sarah Palin. Yuck. She, if in power, would introduce legislation to ban ALL abortions, including those for victims or incest and rape, but is quoted as saying that she was proud of her daughter’s “decision” to keep her baby. So in other words, her daughter gets to DECIDE, but no-one else will get to. Typical religious conservative.
Anyway, just popped in for five to say that. I’ll be off now. Byee!
If someone included anything like that in a presentation I’d be concerned for their mental health…but, on the other hand, flashing pics of carnage and making threats have always been a great way to recruit people into christianity, right?
Nice picture you’ve got there. Hope this dead baby is not the last one. I hate babies.
Well,if Republicans get their hands on a baby they try and feed off its blood,but it only works with fully born babies,that’s why they’re so against abortion,or else they would get all the fetuses they could.
I LOVE DARTH REVAN
hah
and by the way jimmy goddard you are sick
and your slides suck