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I guess the news organization, Boston News Net, thinks they can absolve themselves from lie-beral guilt by pretending to be balanced.  They had me on a time or two and every time I go on, I wind up passing out a couple of bibles or hear someone’s testimony.

They asked me to talk about Sarah Palin and even though I don’t like her, you gotta stand up for women.

Friends,

I just discovered this a few minutes ago, and I’ve no idea why the mainstream media is ignoring it. I was reading Conservapedia’s excellent article about Barrack Hussein Obama - it’s just about the most balanced account of the man’s life on the Internet.

An obvious forgery

I was going onto the discussion page to ask them why they had not included Larry Sinclair’s evidence of Obama’s homosexual drug-use, when I noticed this astute and sobering observation concerning Hussein Obama’s birth certificate:

It’s interesting that they finally give the, so-called authentic, birth certificate number in this supposedly unfaked photo. It is 151 1961 - 010641. The reason I bring this up, and I think the REAL reason this was masked, is because numerological analysis shows something very disturbing. If you add up the three sets of digits thus:

151 + 1961 + 010641 = 12753

and then add the individual digits of the result thus:

1 + 2 + 7 + 5 + 3 = 18

the final result, 18, is the product of three sixes (3 x 6 = 18). Three sixes, or 666, sort of speaks for itself. I just thought this was interesting.

It’s not just interesting… it blows the whole Obama conspiracy wide open:

Do the Demoncrats think that we wouldn’t notice that their candidate was the anti-Christ foretold in the book of Revelation? All it took was the god-given intellect of one Conservapedia reader to bust Obama’s devil-code wide open.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

If you’ve been reading Billy Bob’s articles and listening to his Godcast you’d know the grave danger that the cult of Voodoo poses to us all. I’d say it’s probably the number four threat after the homos, Osama Bin-Laden and the Atheists.

A Voodoo-doll: Does Barrack Hussein Obama use one of these to cast evil spells on his political opponents? Do you trust a Voodoo-priest to be the commander in chief?

Take a look at this article about one unfortunate woman who tried to leave her Voodoo coven:

PALM COAST — A woman found beaten and lying on the side of U.S. 1 in St. Johns County told deputies she ended up that way after a voodoo ceremony in Flagler County related to the autumnal equinox.

Michelle Rene Wood, 42, of Palm Coast was found covered in blood with both eyes swollen shut early Monday, according to a St. Johns County sheriff’s report. A rope was tied around her right wrist and a bungee cord around her left ankle, the report states.

Wood told investigators she was once a member of a Santeria voodoo group in Flagler County. She said Sunday’s abduction and beating were not the first she had suffered in recent days as a result of her leaving the group last year to become a Christian.

A shameful story… and one which despite our repeated questions the Obama campaign has refused to comment on. Obama’s people point-blank refused to condemn this outrage in which a Christian was seriously injured. Why would Obama refuse to comment about such an attrocity - it makes no sense at all. Except, of course, Obama is (as Billy always said) a voodoo-priest.

We at Shelley The Republican’s blog believe that Obama should take advantage of the brief pause in McCain’s campaign to clarify this whole Voodoo issue. If these are groundless allegations then let him say so, otherwise we sincerely hope that Obama will admit that he is a closet Voodoo and retire his campaign without further embarrassment.

UPDATE: A number of our readers wrote in asking about the possibility that Obama may have tried to put a Voodoo curse on Palin and McCain. The simple answer - it’s not possible. Both are protected by the Holy Spirit of Jesus Christ, as is proven by this video:

Jimmy

I still ain’t voting for him and the Eskimo woman, but I gotta say that I admire him for trying to be more like President Bush and putting aside politics to focus on the needs of the nation.  You just can’t always do everything at once.

Barack HUSSEIN Obama ain’t a Christian and the Christian Anti-Defamation Commission is gonna prove it to ya with a SEVEN part series.  That’s same as the number of days in Creation Week except it’s gonna be  Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s destruction instead because as soon as American’s have the PROOF that Homobama ain’t a Christian then you know they dang well will not vote for him or the corrupt Catholic he got as a “running mate”.

Now, y’all maybe thinking that you ain’t heard of the Christian Anti-Defamation Commission and maybe wondering if it’s got anything with them Jews.  It don’t.  It was founded by General William Hollis who’s “an unabashed American patriot who loves both God and country and has shown it by his life’s work.”  He don’t like nobody talking down Christians and I’m pretty sick of it, too.  I’ve said it before, but I can’t walk down the street without somebody spitting on me and calling me a Christian.  So, that’s why he founded it.  I’m hoping that he’s gonna be able to get some laws passed that make it illegal to discriminate against Christians.

Even though it was founded in 1999, there were some “extenuating circumstances” that kept Gen. Hollis from really gearing up to stop the slander against Christians.  But now that he’s been on the job for a year or so, things is gonna be looking up more than me watching the sky for the Rapture!

This is only the first of the seven parts, so y’all keep an eye out on their YouTube channel!

Just a quick reminder to all our faithful readers:

Y’all need to head over to AFA.NET, the second most valuable website on the internets.

Whatever you need to do to please the Lord you’ll find everything you need there:

Fight Homosexuality, register to vote, send a prayer request and much more.

God bless,
Shelley N. Goodman

There’s a whole bunch people out there trying to throw a lotta blame around about how the mortgage industry got into the brief slump it’s going through right now.  And of course the lie-beral media who follow Homobama around like zombies doing his bidding wanna make it all the Republicans fault.  Now, y’all know my feelings about John McCain.  We can’t have a president that can’t salute the flag.  But he’s a pretty good senator and he knows his banking stuff pretty good.  He’s right when he says that getting rid of all the stupid rules that tied the hands of the banks (and that bondage stuff is straight out of the homo agenda) and kept ‘em from making the money that keeps our economy strong was the right thing to do.  The markets is gonna get everything worked out but sometimes they need a gentle push like you’d give your boy to get him down the aisle on his first altar call.

But it takes a real smart guy to cut to the chase and put the blame squarely where it belongs.  On the lie-berals.  Republicans know better than to give out loans to negros and taco-jockeys.  We know that we ain’t never gonna see that money again.  Neil Cavuto knows it to and he ain’t afraid to spit in Satan’s face and tell the truth - it’s the LIE-BERALS that forced Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac to give deadbeats any kinda money they wanted to buy a house so they could pretend to “feel good” about themselves.  Them kinda deadbeat don’t need a free home from the government.  They need a boot in the butt and the promise of more to come if they don’t get off that butt and get a job like Jesus wants ‘em to.

I’ve lost count of how many times lie-berals have destroyed America.  I’m hoping this gonna be the last.

You can’t call a woman who wants to be President a “lady”.  That just ain’t gonna happen.  I don’t mean to be a broken record but Sarah Palin’s gotta stay home with that poor little retard child of hers.  Ain’t much else you can say about it.

And I challenge all you sodomites out there to not have anal sex or shoot crack into your eyeball for 24 hours and then listen to The Hour of Bein’ Good and I’m gonna bet that you’ll turn your life over to Jesus before the hour is up!

http://billybobneck.com/media/bbnhobg_09-22-08.mp3

God is Love!
BBN

Dear Friends

When it comes to spewing hatred, lies and distortion withing the radical left, The NovaM Radio Network is right there at the front lines fighting for what’s wrong with America. The Jewish citizens Mr & Mrs Sheldon (Shelly) Drobny with financial help of Mike Malloy’s mother founded the communist network NovaM in 2006. NovaM never made a secret out of its hate for America. Even the name is more than questionable. “Nova” means “new” in Russian and the “M” stands for “Mastrovje” with means loosely translated “Revolution”, again, in Russian.

How can people that have enjoyed the American Way of Life all their lives actively try to destroy the very foundation of freedom. I guess there are always a very few that try to ruin it for the rest of us. God don’t like it and because He don’t like it, He is destroying this abomination as we speak. Once you have turned God against you, there is no turning back, you are going down. Period.

Apparently, the Nova M Network is suffering terrible financial problems. Up until now they have financed their radio programs with the financial help of their “founding members”, but more and more see the unGodly ways of NovaM and cancel their membership. Mike Malloy, Randi Rhodes, Jeff Farias openly beg for money on the airwaves. It’s actually pretty amusing to listen to. It goes something like this:

“Dear Listeners,
please consider joining the NovaM Founders Club. This radio network needs your help. Please help out with a couple of bucks if you can. Please. We can’t continue our operation against God unless you give us money now.”

Pretty pathetic if you ask me. When will liberals finally learn that liberal talk is not of interest for any real American? When will they learn that no decent company is gonna sponsor their programming (well except Diet Pill scam artists etc.). Liberal talk is just not a viable business venture. After Air America now NovaM is utterly failing and the numbers of other television and radio personalities that are leaning to the left are not looking good as well. When will they learn that God don’t like it?

Well, whether they learn it or not, God is not gonna be fooled and neither is the American consumer. Whatever crap they put out on God’s airwaves, we throw it right back into their faces.

Good American patriots listen to other patriots like Hannity, Limbaugh, Savage and Lars Larson.

Thanks for reading and please join celebration of the demise of NovaM.

God bless,
Shelley N. Goodman

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.’

Mexican illegal immigrants: Stealing your jobs, raping your children.

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.’

Arab illegal immigrants: Stealing your jobs, raping your children.

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws th e glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

‘In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.’

My dear friends,

If like me, you are a subscriber to that wonderful source of God’s news and views the Human Events newsletter, you probably just received a touching personal mass-mailout message from that high-kicking hero Chuck Norris.

This is a man who knows how to kick ass, and personally I’d love to see the fun he could have in a room full of Muslims. But! it turns out he is also one of the great thinkers of our age too and yet another good reason to vote for Mccain instead of that untried, dark-horse ultra-leftist woodpile candidate of the Democ-rats Barrack Obama - and his evil running mate Binden.

(By the way! Have you noticed how when you first see a Democ-rat bumper sticker it seems as if you are reading the words Osama Bin Laden instead of Obama Binden? I think that’s God’s way of telling we in America who love truth to be wary.)

Same difference?

Anyway, back to my personal friend Chuck Norris. I hear include the full personal message he sent to me and like-minded Christians:

A Personal Note from Chuck Norris

Dear Friend,

America is in a fight for her future—a fight we can’t afford to lose.

Illegal immigrants are swarming over our borders. Our nation and American families are crippled by debt. We are still vulnerable to Islamist terrorist attacks. And our faith and traditional values are under constant assault from the liberal establishment.

That’s why I wrote my new book, Black Belt Patriotism. It’s my take on the dangers that are threatening this country and the solutions we need to reawaken the American Dream and strengthen this great nation.

In Black Belt Patriotism, I get back to basics in ten practical, down-to-earth chapters. I apply the wisdom of the Founding Fathers to today’s problems and share my own personal thoughts on the importance of faith and freedom.

Look, I’m no politician, and I’m not a political expert. I’m a concerned citizen, just like you. And I see too many things in this country going in the wrong direction. But I believe in this great country of ours, and I remember a better America—an America of hard work, determination, faith, and respect for history and human life. I know we can get back on track. All we need is strong faith, dedication, and a renewed commitment to Black Belt Patriotism.

Please click on one of the links below to order your copy today.

Sincerely,

Chuck Norris

Wonderful as my personal friend’s message is, I wonder if he didn’t hold himself back too much here. What I intend to do now is to give my Christian readers the benefit of what I think to be his true thoughts about these issues that are so urgent in these End Times.

The first paragraph most eloquently speaks for itself. The only point that - I think - must be lingering at the back of every Christian’s mind is the dark worry that if we elect an immigrant for President in the form of half Ethiopian Barrack Obama, will he not just open all the gates and let that filthy brown swarm completely overrun all that is white and pure in this great nation?

The next paragraph too is straightforward. And what a catchy title God has blessed Mr Norris with! I hope my fellow patriots have, like me, rushed out to buy this wonderful book.

The third paragraph, I feel, needs elucidation. Now, I haven’t read Mr Norris’ book. Like our current Great Leader George W Bush, I prefer to get my wisdom direct from The Lord rather than the misleading words man puts in books, but thanks to the faith that guides me, I think i have a strong idea of Mr Norris’ intents in this fine work of prose. Those ten chapters are going to kick some ass! They’re going to lay it down on the line was to where this country has been led into sin, how to fight the darkness, the blackness the impurity that threatens us and why praying to Allah is a straight down line to hell.

I think Chuck Norris is a patriot in the line of that great American Nathan Bedford Forrest who once writ: “Never stand and take a charge… charge them too.”

[Funnily enough, Forrest also once said: “I've got no respect for any young man who won't join the colors.” So who's calling him racist?! It's just a certain type of uppity presidential candidate that he wouldn't approve of.]

The final paragraph specifies the kind of black that will help us. The right kind. And that we need to be strong and kick ass those who will to destroy us.

What a great American!

Friends, thank you for reading, I pray you will take wisdom from these words and bathe in the light of God’s love and holy peace as a result,

Sam Johnston.

Friends,

When the Democrats assumed control over Congress and the Senate last year, who knew that their policies would be responsible for the collapse of a major investment bank and the near-collapse of some of America’s most important financial institutions. Back then we at Shelley The Republican were lone voices, protesting the Democrats insane policy of over-regulation, preventing our institutions from competing in the global marketplace.

John McCain promises to clean up the mess left by his foolish Democrat rivals who have mis-managed the American economy. If only the media would listen to this wise patriot rather than the hysterical nonsense of Barack Obama.

Speaking today, John McCain spoke of the urgent need to reform America’s finance law. All his political life John McCain and his partner Sarah Palin have stood for financial responsibility, so nobody could be more qualified to clean up the Democrat’s mess than these two great mavericks.

What’s barry’s solution: Hear it in his own words - more regulation! Surely he knows that it’s his own party’s obsessive over-regulation that got us into this mess to begin with? That’s why you should never trust the democrats with money.

McCain also proposed an investigative commission which would determine what exactly has caused the recent financial adjustments. Naturally the Obama campaign dismissed this sensible precaution as a “trick” - most likely because they do not wish it to be known that it was their policies which have created this disaster.

it’s time to get big-government off the back of our financial institutions. It’s time to slash the regulations imposed by the Democrats and let the free market bring wealth to us all.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Friends,

Next time you take a break from campaigning and fund-raising for John McCain and Sarah Palin, why not chow down on these Obama Waffles - the tasty way to remind your friends about the Truth behind Barrack Hussein Obama:

I’m not sure if I’d trust Obama to run a waffle-house! The box design is great - it makes fun of the way that Obama is always talking about “Change”. Whoever said we conservatives don’t have a sense of humor!

Did you see the bit about pointing to Mecca - it’s because Barrack Hussein Obama is really a Muslim terrorist, just like in the picture of him.

Who put chocolate-sause on my waffle? I think I’ve lost my appetite!

I hope that gave you a great chuckle to start the week. Come back to Shelley The Republican every day leading up to the elections for more great Conservative humor and insightful pro-family political news and commentary.

Update:

Bob and Mark from ObamaWaffles.com asked us to remind you that this tasty product is now available online and from selected Christian retailers. Apparantly some libtards have complained that this product is “racist” - how could waffles be racist? I just don’t understand it. They also sent us this great rap that you can teach your kids, all about uppity Senator B. Hussein Obama:

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard