We have less than 24 hours to stop the Large Hardon Colider
Friends,
I’d forgive you for never having heard of the “Large Hardon Collider” - it’s a super-secret experiment that’s being built near the town of Cern in northern France. Like the very worst mad-science projects, this has been constructed at the expense of the US taxpayer in an underground base far below an inaccessible mountain range.
Now that their cover of secrecy has been blown, the so-called scientists who administer this “experiment” would like us to think that their project poses no harm, however independent Conservative researchers have confirmed that this deadly “collider”, may be intended to generate a black-hole which will suck planet-earth inside out, killing us all!
The Cern people have resorted to this slick rap-music to try to sell their deadly experiment to the American public. Luckily nobody with any sense listens to rap!
The Colider is a gigantic machine, approximately shaped like a big flat doughnut. It’s stated purpose is to accelerate and smash together particles known as “protons”, specifically a newly discovered type of proton called a “Large Hardon”.
STR Fact File - What is a Proton? According to Christian scientist Kent Hovind - God created literally billions of protons in Genesis 1:1 (”In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.”) - each of the protons was ordained to be identical, and given a special role. Believe it or not, there are protons inside of each and every one of us. Without our protons we would not be able to live. The image above shows the size of a Large Hardon compared to the normal kind. In reality, even this largest of protons is so small that you would need a strong microscope to view it.
We understand that the Hardon scientists intend to smash these God’s protons together at speeds greater than the speed of light. This is fast enough to literally smash the defenceless protons to smithereens.
It has long been known that God has ordained that nothing may accelerate faster than the speed of light, however these haughty, irresponsible physicists think they know better than God. They claim that these risks are worthwhile because the experiment will reveal important truths about how God made protons. They do not seem to care that it may also be the end of life as we know it!
Is it man’s role to play god? Do we have the right to destroy the protons that God intended to be part of his creation? If God had intended to smash protons he surely would have given us small hammers with which do do so!
This Hardon-collider is an unnatural abomination against God and nature and must be stopped!
Action Points:
- Write to your representative: Explain the iminent threat of the Hardon Collider, and ask them to use their authority to have it shut down.
- Be active: Inform your fellow Christians at prayer-group / Church. Call your local newspaper and talk-radio station. Explain the grave peril we are all in.
- Pray: If the reckless scientists switch on the Hardon collider then only God can save us from the terrible destruction that mankind will unleash upon itself.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
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I reread all of Revelations just to be sure and found no mention of the Earth being destroyed by being sucked inside out. You can rest on this and stay focused on destroying the sand niggers in Iraq.
Dear Jimmy Goddard:
If the “Large Hardon Collider” were a super secret project, you wouldn’t have known about it; that project (that has been financed with the money of the countryes that are going to get the profit of those experiments, not only from the US), has been well known in the science comunity, and it isn’t a “super secretly evil” project.
By the way, it is located on Switzerland.
A hardon collider is not a new thing, it is just a big particle accelerator. There are some particle accelerator in the US too.
The theory that says that this hardon collider may cause a black hole, aren’t based in any mathematicly correct theory, it has been checked.
The cosmic rays that throws the sun to the earth, are constantly making the same thing that the “LHC” does, and we still have our planet, dont we?
Btw: “If God had intended to smash protons he surely would have given us small hammers with which do do so!”
Maybe he has given us a large hadron collider, instead of little hammers. you really think that if God wouldn’t like anyone to make such thing, they could make that thing?. I don’t.
Greetings
“Large Hardon Collider”
It´s Large HADRON Collider. Get yourself correct spelling, fool.
“it’s a super-secret experiment that’s being built near the town of Cern in northern France.”
If it were super-secret, you wouldn´t write articles about it. It´s an official international project. Hell, they have their own website!
“Like the very worst mad-science projects, this has been constructed at the expense of the US taxpayer in an underground base far below an inaccessible mountain range.”
It has been built in Switzerland. That mountain range is called the Alps. And it is funded mostly by CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research.
The original CERN signatories were:
Belgium
Denmark
Germany (then West Germany)
France
Greece
Italy
Norway
Sweden
Switzerland
Netherlands
United Kingdom
Yugoslavia
Since then joined/left:
Austria joined in 1959
ugoslavia left in 1961
Spain joined in 1961, left 1969, rejoined 1983
Portugal joined in 1985
Finland joined in 1991
Poland joined in 1991
Hungary joined in 1992
Czech Republic joined in 1993
Slovakia joined in 1993
Bulgaria joined in 1999
There are currently twenty member countries.
Eight additional international organizations or countries have “observer status”:
European Commission
India
Israel
Japan
Russia
Turkey
UNESCO
United States
Got that? You have only observer status and no say in any activities carried out by CERN. Including the LHC.
“Now that their cover of secrecy has been blown, the so-called scientists who administer this “experiment” would like us to think that their project poses no harm, however independent Conservative researchers have confirmed that this deadly “collider”, may be intended to generate a black-hole which will suck planet-earth inside out, killing us all!”
1. It was never secret in the first place.
2. The chances of a black-hole being created are so absymally small that it´s literally more likely that we´ll be invaded by Aliens tomorrow.
Cool video, though. :)
“We understand that the Hardon scientists intend to smash these God’s protons together at speeds greater than the speed of light. This is fast enough to literally smash the defenceless protons to smithereens.”
It´s also a process that happens all the time in nature. But there, it´s simply impossible to observe in detail, hence we do it in a stable environment and get our data.
” It has long been known that God has ordained that nothing may accelerate faster than the speed of light, however these haughty, irresponsible physicists think they know better than God. They claim that these risks are worthwhile because the experiment will reveal important truths about how God made protons. They do not seem to care that it may also be the end of life as we know it!
Is it man’s role to play god? Do we have the right to destroy the protons that God intended to be part of his creation? If God had intended to smash protons he surely would have given us small hammers with which do do so!”
More likely it will prove the Big Bang theory and thus put another nail in the coffin of creation “theory”.
And (at least in your believes) god has given us that tiny hammer. It´s called the Large Hadron Collider. :)
“# Write to your representative: Explain the iminent threat of the Hardon Collider, and ask them to use their authority to have it shut down.”
The US government has no authority in either Switzerland or France. Thus your representatives won´t be able to do squat.
“# Be active: Inform your fellow Christians at prayer-group / Church. Call your local newspaper and talk-radio station. Explain the grave peril we are all in.”
Too little, too late.
“# Pray: If the reckless scientists switch on the Hardon collider then only God can save us from the terrible destruction that mankind will unleash upon itself.”
More likely that everything will go fine anyway and reveal something for scientists to chew on for the next few decades.
PS: I´m betting anyone who want´s to take the bet 10€ (that´s $14.28!) that the LArge Hadron Collider´s activation will not cause the end of the world. ;)
The German Guy
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
SCIENCE!
I reread all of Revelations just to be sure and found no mention of the Earth being destroyed by being sucked inside out. You can rest on this and stay focused on destroying the sand niggers in Iraq.
Exactly - God wants to destroy earth in the tribulations, that’s his plan. Black Holes had nothing to do with it, which is exactly why this Hardon needs to be stopped! If the Earth is exploded into a black-hole there will not be a planet for Jesus to return to… now do you understand???
If the “Large Hardon Collider” were a super secret project, you wouldn’t have known about it; that project (that has been financed with the money of the countryes that are going to get the profit of those experiments, not only from the US), has been well known in the science comunity, and it isn’t a “super secretly evil” project.
I’ve been watching cable news and I only just saw news about this two days ago. I looked it up and learned all about it. Perhaps you should do the same.
Why is it that the news channels have not been reporting on something which has the potential to destroy our planet? It’s obviously a liberal cover-up. They did not want us to know about it until it was too late for anybody to do anything about it. That’s the way Democrats work!
Got that? You have only observer status and no say in any activities carried out by CERN. Including the LHC.
That’s my point - our tax-dollars funded this monstrosity. Why cant we all have a say about what this thing gets used for. That’s democracy. Perhaps you foreigners have never heard of the word!
It´s also a process that happens all the time in nature. But there, it´s simply impossible to observe in detail, hence we do it in a stable environment and get our data.
LIAR… can you show me where else other than the town of Cern I might find one of these “Hadron” (nope) colliders and I will take this back. The fact is that this is completely un-natural and you know it.
More likely it will prove the Big Bang theory and thus put another nail in the coffin of creation “theory”.
How on earth will smashing protons prove anything? We should be investing this money drilling for more oil and not wasting time underneath a French mountain.
Protons are subatomic particles within an atom. They have a positive charge that is equal and opposite that of an electron. You are an idiot.
“Exactly - God wants to destroy earth in the tribulations, that’s his plan. Black Holes had nothing to do with it, which is exactly why this Hardon needs to be stopped! If the Earth is exploded into a black-hole there will not be a planet for Jesus to return to… now do you understand???”
Somehow this gives me the mental picture of Jesus appearring inside a black hole, instantly going “WTF!?” LOL!
“I’ve been watching cable news and I only just saw news about this two days ago. I looked it up and learned all about it. Perhaps you should do the same.”
If even cable news report about it, it´s definitely not secret. Hell, they were working on it for months, had their own website (www.lhc-new-homepage.web.cern.ch), had their own wikipedia page and people discussed about it all over the internet. Just type Large Hadron Collider in Google and you´ll get like a few million hits.
“Why is it that the news channels have not been reporting on something which has the potential to destroy our planet? It’s obviously a liberal cover-up. They did not want us to know about it until it was too late for anybody to do anything about it. That’s the way Democrats work!”
The news have been reporting about it every then and when. There were just other, more interesting things to report about. And it´s always about the quotas with modern US news channels.
“That’s my point - our tax-dollars funded this monstrosity. Why cant we all have a say about what this thing gets used for. That’s democracy. Perhaps you foreigners have never heard of the word!”
No, your government invested into the project, jsut like someone invests into a company on the stock market. Just because you have some GM bonds doesn´t mean you can tell the CEO of GM what to do, either. There has literally be no clause about giving you any control of the project when you decided to buy into it, so suck it down, kiddo.
“LIAR… can you show me where else other than the town of Cern I might find one of these “Hadron” (nope) colliders and I will take this back. The fact is that this is completely un-natural and you know it. ”
There is no town called Cern. CERN is the name of the organisation that is building the LHC., The thing is situated near Geneva.
And particle collisions happen in nature, mostly caused by the particle´s contained in sunrays.
“How on earth will smashing protons prove anything? We should be investing this money drilling for more oil and not wasting time underneath a French mountain.”
Boy, I could explain that partially, but you´re way too stupid and close-minded to actually understand anything of it.
And in the end, no matter what, this experiment will open quite a few doors for physical sciences to step through. It´s gonna be a leap in science like nothing we´ve seen in the last decades.
PS: They´re already planning for the next experimentla step: The International Linear Collider.
And again, anyone who wants to bet 10€ against me? If the planet doesn´t cease to exist, I win the bet.
The German Guy
SCIENCE!
I see your concern! But as G_d has revealed his divine plan to destroy the earth in the tribulations I have the inner knowledge, and therefor inner peace, that even if Satan and his loyal scientist believe they can ruin G_d’s plan to destroy the earth in the tribulations by destroying it with a black hole they will fail. G_d’s promise is the tribulation, it will be.
That is why we should stay focused on the holy war against the sand niggers in Iraq, as McCain/Palin implore.
Right, German Guy and Proud German both raise excellent rebuttals to this arguement, so I’m going for a different tact.
What gives you the right to tell another country, miles and miles away from your backwater little town and sub-mindsets what to do?
It can’t be a Christian thing as I spent 20 years as a practising Roman Catholic.
And even though I woke up eventually and smelled the reality, in my 20 years, I never once saw a Catholic acting in the immature ways you are.
bibleguy, I sincerely hope you get your wish and more oil than ever in the next few years. Because at this rate in 30 years, all fossil fuels will be non-existent.
But if you can’t take evolution of a species, how can you accept evolution of an engine….
Haha… great blog. I’ll bookmark this one right away :)
“PS: They´re already planning for the next experimentla step: The International Linear Collider.”
And dont forget about the Large Helical Device! I’l put it simply to STR fundies - it will create super hot plasma, much like the one Sun made of. HUMANS will create a little STAR. I’m so proud.
Blow the Hardon!!
Seems like I won my bet.
Everybody should try going over to /b at 4cha, they´re right now running amoc over this. :)
My bad, actually they only fired the thing up today. It will take about a month for the first particle collission to commence.
Which menas that my bet is still standing. :)
PS: I meant 4chan. ;)
But yeha, it´s too late, the thing is active.
“smash the defenceless protons to smithereens.”
bwawawaaaahaaaa.
“ordained to be identical, and given a special role”
which is ordained to be, especially impossible. even in your head. your tiny little redneck head.
stop telling europe what it has to do. always remember, your ancestors were the ones who left this continent because they loved god more than the people. we’re pretty happy over here.
start a war elsewhere.
HAIL ERIS.
IMPEACH SHELLEY!
Well, Jimmy,
the thing is alive and running now, and the world still seems to be in one piece.
Now ain’t that a shocker, huh?
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
As a Christian, I’d like to point out that people like you are what is wrong with Christianity. Idiots who make statements based on ignorance makes us all look bad. Obviously if God has plans that require the Earth to be here then there scientist obviously aren’t going to destroy the world. Also as an American, your making us look bad. You are allowing ignorance and tradition to overrun common sense. I pray that God will forgive your ignorance and open your eyes.
Hahahaha!
I just watched that video; Priceless =)
Why would anyone create a “hardon collider”? As a guy, that just sounds horribly painful, and I don’t want anything to do with it.
Why would anyone create a “hardon collider”? As a guy, that just sounds horribly painful, and I don’t want anything to do with it.
Didnt you read my article? This is European humor - they called a particular kind of Proton a “Hardon”. I do not know why. This machine is intended to smash them together in order to create tiny black holes. What dont you understand???
this is some funny stuff!! I will tell all my friends about it, just hilarious!
Hadron comes from the ancient Greek ‘hadros’, meaning thick. It is nothing to do with humour. Hadrons are not just protons either, they are neutrons and other types of subatomic particles.
You, jimmygoddard, are an idiot and a living example of the stereotypical redneck Republican that us Brits laugh at.
Jimmy - This LHC was not secret - thousends of international scientists planed and created it. The first time I had read about this LHC 2 years ago.
They accelerate these Protones (atomic nucleus) below the speed of light. They want to watch the crash of these protones. The LHC experiments could reveal the origins of mass.
This LHC was definitely not secret - it is located in Switzerland near the French border - at the Geneve area. Since some years over 11.000 international physicians planed and created this biggest LHC. A lot of US scientists are involved as well - not only Europeans.
Do you know what BLACK HOLES really are? We have a lot of Black Holes in the universe - for instant in the center of our galaxy. It is extreme compressed matter, their gravitation field is extrem strong - even light can`t leave. This is the reason, why we cant see it - just as a black dot on the night sky.
Peter Vienna
Jimmy - I am Roman Catholic and believe in God since my earlist childhood. My parents put me in a convent school for the first 8 years - after I had to go to the high school.
However - I still believe in God. What I want to tell you is - 600 years ago all Christians had to believe, the earth is a disk and is located in the center of the universe. If someone claimed, the earth has the design of a ball and the sun is in the center - they actually killed him. He was not a Christian - the clerics and all believers called him an atheist.
If God would be angry about our science and research, we would never live. We realized, it is not a sin in the eyes of God to search for new results. We have thousends of universities and thousends of scientists - and no one of them has troubles with God.
I know the Bible very well, (8 years convent school) - even in this conservative school we were learning about the evolution princip - and about a lot of things, which goes not along with the Bible.
I am pretty sure, you don`t believe the earth is a disk and is located in the center of the univere - therefore you don`t believe in every single word of the Bible.
The people in the States and in Europe are not so different - all white people in the States have their origins in Europe.
Peter Vienna
Hey Jimbo,
It is called science dumbfuck, Haldron collider is an advance in science,wait you probaly hoping you fairy tale savior comes back.
FUCK THE RAPTURE
Ha, Are people really this dumb!? yes it seems.
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NZ Guy - great !! and you are right of course! ….we can see this every day protons smashing into the earth from out of space…..
NZ Guy - the STR don`t know, or don`t even want to know what Protons really are (because pure natural sience and their research goes not along the Bible text, this is their problem and they still have troubles with that).
It would be crazy to believe in these old Bible stories, which claim, the earth is a disk in the center of space and all planets + sun are turning around our flat earth.
By the way - Black Holes are too hard to create - we have not enough energy for it. Even our sun has not enough energy to create a black hole.
Peter Vienna
IM STILL WAITING TO NO LONGER EXIST YOU STUPID FUCKS
The real Plan with the LHC is: A big Terror-Attack to America. The want du produce a Black Hole, throw it to America and destroy it as much as it can and after that they stop it. Yes, they have the knowledge to stop it! If they had stopped it, the German Army will attack America and because it is defenseless, Germany will smash down the USA. I know that because i am from Germany and know these Plans.
Don’t tell em they can’t do it, my sales will drop, well if they rose above um 0.
Interesting reply, although the bible is subject to many debates, one thing I have discovered about it is that it doesn’t say the earth is round, flat, the center of the universe or e=mc2, but more vague statements. And taking into consideration that the bible couldn’t be translated directly to English, and we are now reading text that has been translated so many times I don’t think its about precise truths and science but more about well i guess i lack of a better word, spirituality, We cannot use the bible as a factual source for any debate, it’s no longer credible. it has it’s purpose of course, but I don’t think it’s solid enough to be the factual backing for a debate, especially in science. Lets get our head into science, and if god is real (to me that statement isn’t in doubt), and god has a plan that isn’t for us to kill our planet, well surely it wouldn’t be possible, that’s just logic. All powerful non comprehensible entity doesn’t want man to wipe out the world. Well I don’t think we can beat that. That is if to say that god doesn’t want us to wipe out the earth. What if god does want this, or doesn’t care? That’s another debate.
With no explaination (well whos reading this anyway) I say that we have more chance of creating a blackhole by thinking it could happen. Like we worry it could happen, or hope it would happen, or just believe its a remote possiblity but possible.
jimmy makes america look like a sad sad place to live, and with such a depressing backwards mindset.
poor poor jimmy.
you make me sick
Researcher and conservative are antagonist and incompatible words.
I think it is great that there are still so many Americans upholding the universal principles of America and god, and not going the heretic way of doing science. This is why things are getting worse and worse here in Europe, while the U.S. continues to thrive.
And I don’t even want to hear all those arguments of the so called cosmic rays which are creating several black holes per second on earth… those are heavenly black holes, coming straight from god, whereas those produced in the LHC are from hell and therefore evil.
And what is the justification for all this? To produce “the god particle”. Surely, this is madness… this is the LHC!
Don’t want to say I told you so… but G_d deminishes the large hardon collider even now. Satan worshiping scientists hopes of defeating G_d by destroying the earth with a black hole are deflated and they limp back to their laboratory blackboards with shriveled dreams.
“the experiment will reveal important truths about how God made protons.”
..noooo scientists do NOT believe that ‘God’ created protons, he doesnt exist to make anything.
And also, its located in SWEDEN.
And its NOT super secret. Its been all over the news for about 2 months..
Scientists have created, discovered and found out so much for us, it is none of your business at all to bitch about them. You just want to stop this because it will proably just prove ‘God’ never existed. I laugh in your face.
I can so tell that the people who own this site have had no education. And if they have, it has all gone down the drain by creating this page and writing pure lies on it.
I Love God.
Joking. What a bastard.
It is in Switzerland. It has been running. The Earth has not been destroyed. It was never secret. Scientists are finding out very useful information. Let us continue to study the natural world, and you should continue to study your bibles.
Shelly, this isn’t secret they have been reporting on it for months you retard. Finally your expert “scientist” is currently spending 10 years in prison for tax offenses, looks like your god didnt do anything to help him now did he?
OMG HAHAHA HARDON collider hilarious! is that the new name of that gayporn movie ive been hearing you are doing? haha i know that “evil” thingy in swizterland, you know the HADRON collider thats cool stuff, but hardoncooilder thats just hardcore! HAHA hilarious…
hardon collider… haha i just cant stop laughing…