9/11 - What So Proudly We Hailed
As we are all overwhelmed thought of our future President and Vice-President having children fighting the glorious shower of freedom that is Iraq, we felt our time was better spent this 9/11 sending our love and prayers to them. This is one of our most popular and moving posts which has been reading by more than seven million people throughout the world and quoted at any number of Values Voter conferences throughout this, the greatest country on God’s green earth!
God Bless America!
Newton Wilcox
Six years ago, Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein unleashed the most evil attack the world had ever seen. No one knows why they did it. It came outta left field, a completely random act of hatred and violence. Using Iraq and Iran as a secret base, they cooked up a plot they hoped would put the nail in the coffin of a country the rest of the world looks up to for guidance, strength and as a role model of freedom and democracy - the United States of America.
But it didn’t work.
Sure, America had got fat, lazy and stupid over the previous eight years. Just look at the president we had. If it hadn’t been for God’s ever watchful eye, Bill Clinton woulda destroyed the United States all on his own. We turned into a country of corrupt, drug-using, homo-loving, Internet addicted adulterers. Clinton couldn’t even find a good war to keep the military sharp! And so America followed the “president’s” lead and curled up in front of www.hotgaymilitarystud4you.com with a pile of cocaine and a chubby Jewess. Oh, sure, every now and again someone would question whether this policy of tune-in, turn-on and drop-out was wise but as soon as they started to get the message to the general public, Hellery’s squad of lesbian domestic terrorists quickly killed the messenger. Our military, once full of proud, strong, manly MEN ready to jump on a grenade to save a regiment or romance a girl at a USO canteen, deteriorated to a nest of leather-clad S&M homos taking pictures of themselves engaged in the most vile acts ever imaginable.
Forced homo sex was common during the previous “president’s” term.
President Bush made it a top priority to stop homo sex in the military.
Our intelligence agencies fell apart, too. Under a Republican president, the FBI and the CIA woulda seen this coming down the pike and quickly moved to stop it. Instead, they were used to cover up TravelGate, find whores for the “president”, start trouble in Africa and investigate and terrorize godly people and organizations like The Army of God.
Maybe they did it just cuz by the end of the Clinton “presidency” America had a great big sign on its back that said “Kick me”.
At the end of the previous “president’s” administration, much
of the world thought that America, once proud and strong
had become a joke.
So on 9/11/01, they did.
Have you ever banged your funny bone? Y’all probably know that it ain’t a bone and it ain’t funny. It stings real bad and your arm feels kinda paralyzed and you wonder if your gonna be able to use it again but a couple of seconds later it’s good as new. That’s the whole of the effect that 9/11 had on America. We got stung, but not for long and we are back and kicking towelhead butt all over the Middle East! There was a lot of people who wanted America to live in a perpetual state of fear - they wanted the terrorists to win. But like Ronald Reagan - we don’t got nothing to fear except fear!
Today, the dumbo-crats will prolly focus on the past. What could have been done to prevent it? How could it have happened? Why didn’t President Bush stop it? Who was behind it all? And most important - how do we make this President Bush’s fault? That kinda thing is called living in the past and it don’t do no one no good. We gotta saying from where I come from - Whenever you point a finger, you got three fingers pointing back atcha. Lie-beral would do well to remember that before they open their big, fat, foul, lying, deceitful, slanderous, traitorous anti-American mouths.
The four pointing fingers of the lie-beral defeato-crat will never beat
the four points of the cross on which our savior was crucifed or even
the Holy Trinity of Father, Son and Holy Ghost. When will they understand
this?
Instead, let’s take this time to reflect on the good things and be proud of America!
Stock Market - When the stock market opened again on 9/17 it had fallen 684 points to 8920. At the end of the week it fell to 7551. Where is it now? Almost double that! You towelheads wanna try to destroy our economy? Nice try, God-haters! I’m sure the lie-berals will find something bad about that.
Jobs - Since 2003, 8,000,000 new jobs got created. That’s 8,000,000 new jobs. 8,000,000 of ‘em! That’s no small number. Plus, thousands of kids found a new and fulfilling career in the United States Military. Military service is one of the first things that an employer looks for when they hand you a job application to fill out. These boys got a jump on everyone else!
Security - Sometimes you need a catastrophe to point out the weak spots. During Katrina we found out that Negroes would rather spend their money on frivolous entertainment than on good reliable transportation. Now that we know that, we can start teaching them the need for having a car. With 9/11, we learned that the previous “president’s” “don’t ask don’t tell” policy also applied to policing the border. Anyone and everyone could just waltz on into the US regardless of their intent to destroy it. The fact that the FAA, under the previous “president” allowed deadly weapons on board airplanes points out just how badly the country was run. Whole cosmetic cases full of potential WMDs flew unchecked. Why do you think the favorite shampoo of terrorists was “Head and Shoulders”? How many phone calls from Buffalo to Baghdad went unchecked that updated Saddam on the sinister and ultimately unsuccessful plot to destroy America?
Morals - Some quick points to consider. Since 9/11 -
- Islam is no longer considered as a “peaceful” religion. This has caused many former Islams to find Jesus Christ as their personal savior. This might never have happened without 9/11.
- The fight against homo marriage intensified with many states passing anti-homo-marriage laws. A lotta folks see this as a return to God teaching from Genesis on that marriage is between a man and a woman.
- The number of abortions since 9/11 steadily decreased. Americans understand that if we are to win this thing then every man will be needed and killing pre-borns is not only a sin against God but anti-American, too.
There’s literally hundreds of thousands of examples of how our country took the lemons of 9/11 and made sweet, tasty lemonade that even Grandma would be proud to sip in the shade of a tree on a hot summer day.
So on this 9/11 Day, as we pause to remember the thousands of American men, women and pre-borns killed as the towers crumpled into the streets of Manhattan under the planes of terrorists and the hand of God, let’s remember that it took a man of President Bush’s stature and vision to bring the United States back from the brink of destruction to a place of almost unheard of prosperity and goodwill.
God Bless America!
God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com
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Even on this day of remembrance of the victims of September 11th 2001, you get basic facts wrong and use it to bring forward political partisanship and factually inaccurate statements.
It has been investigated that neither Iraq nor Iran had anything to do with 9/11. Furthermore, it was 7 years ago, not 6 as stated in your article.
As for the victims of Hurricane Katrina, the american government should be absolutely ashamed and embarrassed. The inaction of federal agencies to assist in the disaster, the denial of funding for the levee’s both contributed to the death and displacement of american citizens. Shameful.
Your economy is in the gutter, your government has taken control over 2 of the largest financial institutions in the U.S. under claims of socialism by right wing mentalists.
You mention the men, women and preborns who died in 9/11, what of the actual born children?? Surely they are worth a mention. Or is it as we see from outside the U.S. that once you are born and until you are of age to enter the military, you are basically worthless to the U.S. religious right and government??
You belittle the honour and memory of the people who died in the twin-towers collapse. You use it as a vehicle for political rather than as a way to bring a hurt country together.
Shame on you.
you already posted this article months ago. like you did with some other articles in the last 2 weeks. typical republican deception.
HAIL ERIS!
impeach sHELLey
“the glorious shower of freedom that is Iraq”
You mean the defeat that is Iraq, right? Even Georgie has now seen the light and set a retreat datum.
” This is one of our most popular and moving posts which has been reading by more than seven million people throughout the world and quoted at any number of Values Voter conferences throughout this, the greatest country on God’s green earth!”
Yeah, riiiight. What is it with republicans and creating bullshit propaganda myths?
“Six years ago, Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein unleashed the most evil attack the world had ever seen. ”
1. Saddam had never anything to do with it. Please provide evidence to the contrary or STFU.
2. There have been worse things than that.
“No one knows why they did it. ”
Except for those people that actually use their brains and have actually listened to Osama´s little speech he delivered on al jahzira (spelling?).
“Using Iraq and Iran as a secret base, ”
Way off, Iraq only became an al queida base after you invaded.
“they cooked up a plot they hoped would put the nail in the coffin of a country the rest of the world looks up to for guidance, strength and as a role model of freedom and democracy - the United States of America.”
And they were succesful, considering that your country is now loathed and hated all over the globe.
“Sure, America had got fat, lazy and stupid over the previous eight years. Just look at the president we had. If it hadn’t been for God’s ever watchful eye, Bill Clinton woulda destroyed the United States all on his own.”
How? By restoring the fiscal responsibility of the government? By restoring the decrepit mess that the economy under the republican rule was?
“ready to jump on a grenade to save a regiment”
The kind of grenade that wipes out an entire regiment won´t be stopped by someone jumping on top of it.
“Forced homo sex was common during the previous “president’s” term.”
Provide evidence, you fucking liar.
“Our intelligence agencies fell apart, too. Under a Republican president, the FBI and the CIA woulda seen this coming down the pike and quickly moved to stop it. Instead, they were used to cover up TravelGate, find whores for the “president”, start trouble in Africa and investigate and terrorize godly people and organizations like The Army of God.”
Given that the CIA and FBI warned Bush several times, this is to blame on Bush himself for consistently being a fucking dumbass that ignored said warnings.
“At the end of the previous “president’s” administration, much
of the world thought that America, once proud and strong
had become a joke.”
No, we´re thinking it has become a joke *now*.
“Have you ever banged your funny bone? Y’all probably know that it ain’t a bone and it ain’t funny. It stings real bad and your arm feels kinda paralyzed and you wonder if your gonna be able to use it again but a couple of seconds later it’s good as new. That’s the whole of the effect that 9/11 had on America. We got stung, but not for long and we are back and kicking towelhead butt all over the Middle East! There was a lot of people who wanted America to live in a perpetual state of fear - they wanted the terrorists to win. But like Ronald Reagan - we don’t got nothing to fear except fear!”
There´s a name for the people that advocated fear and hate and still do so: Republicans.
“Whenever you point a finger, you got three fingers pointing back atcha. Lie-beral would do well to remember that before they open their big, fat, foul, lying, deceitful, slanderous, traitorous anti-American mouths.”
Given that it is YOU who is pointing fingers everywhere, you should remember this before opening your big, fat, foul, lying, deceitful, slanderous, traitorous, obnoxious, bullshitting, fear-mongering, hate-mongering anti-American mouths.
“Stock Market - When the stock market opened again on 9/17 it had fallen 684 points to 8920. At the end of the week it fell to 7551. Where is it now? Almost double that! You towelheads wanna try to destroy our economy? Nice try, God-haters! I’m sure the lie-berals will find something bad about that.”
Yeah, and right now it is a bubble that´s about to blow. And that´s gonna be a major kablooie. Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac are leading the way.
The economy didn´t grow, it bacame fat, bloated, inefficient and corrupt and now it is collapsing unde r its own weight.
“Jobs - Since 2003, 8,000,000 new jobs got created. That’s 8,000,000 new jobs. 8,000,000 of ‘em! That’s no small number. Plus, thousands of kids found a new and fulfilling career in the United States Military. Military service is one of the first things that an employer looks for when they hand you a job application to fill out. These boys got a jump on everyone else!”
And even more jobs were closed or moved abroad. Net loss.
“Security - Sometimes you need a catastrophe to point out the weak spots. During Katrina we found out that Negroes would rather spend their money on frivolous entertainment than on good reliable transportation. Now that we know that, we can start teaching them the need for having a car. With 9/11, we learned that the previous “president’s” “don’t ask don’t tell” policy also applied to policing the border. Anyone and everyone could just waltz on into the US regardless of their intent to destroy it. The fact that the FAA, under the previous “president” allowed deadly weapons on board airplanes points out just how badly the country was run. Whole cosmetic cases full of potential WMDs flew unchecked. Why do you think the favorite shampoo of terrorists was “Head and Shoulders”? How many phone calls from Buffalo to Baghdad went unchecked that updated Saddam on the sinister and ultimately unsuccessful plot to destroy America?”
Yeah, right. Nothing major was accomplished, except for halfway turning the USA into a police state. You´re talking outta your ass.
“Morals - Some quick points to consider. Since 9/11 -
* Islam is no longer considered as a “peaceful” religion. This has caused many former Islams to find Jesus Christ as their personal savior. This might never have happened without 9/11.
* The fight against homo marriage intensified with many states passing anti-homo-marriage laws. A lotta folks see this as a return to God teaching from Genesis on that marriage is between a man and a woman.
* The number of abortions since 9/11 steadily decreased. Americans understand that if we are to win this thing then every man will be needed and killing pre-borns is not only a sin against God but anti-American, too.”
So basically, everything that is proven to weaken and destroy society, or simply proven not to work, has been implemented by you.
“There’s literally hundreds of thousands of examples of how our country took the lemons of 9/11 and made sweet, tasty lemonade that even Grandma would be proud to sip in the shade of a tree on a hot summer day.”
And there´s literally billions of examples how your country became a tyrannical shithole worse than some 2nd-world-dens. The USA took a turn for the worse and now they´re pretty deep down the chasm.
“a place of almost unheard of prosperity and goodwill.”
You mean a place with more poverty than some 3rd world countries, a crumbling infrastructure and a place that is hated and loathed by the majority of the people of earth. Congratulations, I´d never though 8 years would be enough to utterly ruin a superpower,y et you republicans did it.
The German Guy
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
Another stupid post by another stupid republican. If you must write, please learn how to do it correctly. Dumbass.
Look, I’m as conservitive as the next guy, but really!!?? Sadam, Iraq, the most evil attack in history? Come on!!
Sadam had nothing to do with it. It was planed out in Afganistan. And there have been plenty of more evil attacks in earths history.
Maybe 9/11 is just an illusion? It’s the philosophic new fairy tail that the republic-rats and the rightism godless people of America use to alienate the rest of the world!
Think about this.
Can I say one very important thing, and something I think most people here would agree with. Even both McCain and Obama put down their guns on this day and stopped debating for the time. 9/11 is NOT and I repeat, NOT something to be used to gain political advantages. It was a tragedy, and that’s it, it was a huge tragedy that never should have happened if people where not horrible and destructive like both Shelley and Bin Ladin (yes, I place the two in the same categorize, because Shelley, personification or not, is just as bad only in the opposite direction.)
Oh come on now STR. You didn’t need to do this one. I’m fine with your regular brand of satire but this is just plain terrible.
STR–perhaps in your inept tirade you could at least get the main details correct…9/11/01 was SEVEN years ago, not SIX as you post in first line under the cross/rescuers photo.
I am so glad that the republicans will get their butts handed to them in Nov.
Keep on chatting, Sarah P — you just let the world know how little that mayoral experience means to the Axis of Evil leaders…oh yes, they are quaking in their mukluks now, aren’t they?!
Link - you are right!!! As I was in Egypt, I met some of these ultra conservative Islamic Warriors - they have the same way of thinking like Shelley has or the STR. (The World was made for Muslims only) This is definitely right! I am not a Lefty - but I want to see the facts - Peter Vienna
It has been investigated that neither Iraq nor Iran had anything to do with 9/11. Furthermore, it was 7 years ago, not 6 as stated in your article.
That old Democrat lie again…
Dont you remember - we fought a war BECAUSE of the clear evidence that our government found linking Iraq to the 9/11 bombings. Why do libtards have such short memory.
“Dont you remember - we fought a war BECAUSE of the clear evidence that our government found linking Iraq to the 9/11 bombings. Why do libtards have such short memory.”
O_o Since when was there a connection? The fact that it’s a Islamic state, maybe it’s that its in the middle east? Wow, awesome connection, maybe Georgia is evil cause it’s next to and originally part of the Communist Russia?
Billy and Jimmy - please believe me, I have nothing to do with liberals, democrats or republicans (I am neutral).
But I want to point out - Bin Laden was born in Saudi Arabia (his father is a rich master builder - native from Yemen. He has good connections to the royal dynasty of Saudi and to their goverment.
The big problem was - all 9/11 terrorists were young Saudi or Egypt citizens.
Bin Laden had to leave Saudi and lived in different countries, like Sudan, Jemen and Afghanistan of course - at the end of the 90ies he went to Afghanistan where he still lives at the Tora Bora area. The CIA hardly believes, he is hiding in the mountain area at the Western Pakistan border to Afghanistan.
Your president wants him - dead or alive. If someone is able to catch him, he will get a pretty high reward. But it is nearby impossible to catch him. Some people claim, he works with the CIA and the secret service from Pakistan - but I don`t think so. (Bin Laden actually worked with CIA officers in Afghanistan, as they fought against the UDSSR occupation in the 80ies. In the 80ies CIA officers supported Bin Laden with new weapons in the war against the Red Army. And the CIA supported Saddam Hussain as well, but in the war against Iran, also in the 80ies.
Saudi Arabia and the States have still a good friendship. As the Saudis found out, most of these 9/11 hijackers are from Saudi Arabia plus Bin Laden, this was a national disaster. The mastermind of 9/11, a student, he was a native from Egypt - also this land has good connections to the States.
The US goverment had to manipulate the public opinion - they told to the American press - Hussain and Bin Laden worked together and all terrorists are hiding in Iraq. This is definitely incorrect. Cause Saddam had nothing to do with such hardcore islamists - this was not his bag. Saddam was a brutal dictator, he wanted to rule his country alone only. Saddam hated such radical islamists like Bin Laden and the Taliban.
Your goverment wanted to save Saudi Arabia and Egypt, the friends of the States. The public opinion is most important in the States. If the American people would hear, all hijackers were natives from Saudi and Egypt - this could provoke an uprising or revolt against Saudi - and this would be an international disaster. Therefore they claimed, Saddam and Bin Laden were friends - to justify the war in Iraq and to save Saudi Arabia. But the real background in Iraq are the oilfields and not the terrorists.
Just Afghanistan and Pakistan has a lot of radical islamists, who got the order to commit terror-acts against the West. Some of them went to Iraq to fight against the US Army - this is right - but they still come from different islamic countries and Iran supports these islamists with weapons.
Peter Vienna
“Dont you remember - we fought a war BECAUSE of the clear evidence that our government found linking Iraq to the 9/11 bombings. Why do libtards have such short memory.”
No, stupid, the war in Iraq was startes because Bush wanted one. First he spewed bullshit about WMD´s and then about alleged links with al Queida. The CIA and all other international intelligence agencies have still to find any evidence for that assessment. To make it short: Bush pulled the reason out of his ass.
The German Guy
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
all i can say is that STR makes itself look really dumb, and i am having a good laugh over everything that was written
i think what jimmyfucktard is trying to say is that this website is against anything that isn’t right-wing conservative and hell-bent on jesus.
9/11 is not the type of thing to make into a public spectacle and joke
this is ridiculous that you would even degrade those poor people whose lives were taken so you could spit out another bunch of bullshit.
your shits weak