The Waffle truth about Obama!
Friends,
Next time you take a break from campaigning and fund-raising for John McCain and Sarah Palin, why not chow down on these Obama Waffles - the tasty way to remind your friends about the Truth behind Barrack Hussein Obama:
I’m not sure if I’d trust Obama to run a waffle-house! The box design is great - it makes fun of the way that Obama is always talking about “Change”. Whoever said we conservatives don’t have a sense of humor!
Did you see the bit about pointing to Mecca - it’s because Barrack Hussein Obama is really a Muslim terrorist, just like in the picture of him.
Who put chocolate-sause on my waffle? I think I’ve lost my appetite!
I hope that gave you a great chuckle to start the week. Come back to Shelley The Republican every day leading up to the elections for more great Conservative humor and insightful pro-family political news and commentary.
Update:
Bob and Mark from ObamaWaffles.com asked us to remind you that this tasty product is now available online and from selected Christian retailers. Apparantly some libtards have complained that this product is “racist” - how could waffles be racist? I just don’t understand it. They also sent us this great rap that you can teach your kids, all about uppity Senator B. Hussein Obama:
Spellin’ it out, ’cause I graduated college
Some say I waffle so fast, Barry’s causin’ whiplash
Just doin’ my part, made wafflin’ a fine art
For a waffle wit style, like Chicago’s Magnificent Mile
Spray whipped cream around the edge
Shake it first like Sister Sledge
Then say wit me, I can be as waffly as I wanna be!
(That goes out to my Ludacris posse)”
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
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The box was hilarious i thought I’m for anything that makes fun of Buzz words and the people that use them.
however
If barrack Obamba was a terrorist then why is he making Your country Safe and warm feeling again.
if he was here to inspire terror (the definition of terrorism) wouldn’t he inspire terror?), wouldn’t he also be Muslim and refuse to claim Christianity as his own? and since when does praying make food taste better in any religion.
any way I think that the joke would have lasted longer if it was proper satire Instead of a lame attempt at fascist propaganda, which isn’t all that funny.
P.s you have been told
Make up your mind - is it “hilarious” or “lame”? Is that the liberal flip-flopping tendency I detect?
Ahh, another cheap smear from the republican lie machine.
What is it that you have to center your entire campaign around smearing and lying about the other candidate? Why don´t you adress the real issues, IE the economy, healthcare, defense, etc.? Could it be because McCain´s plans in all the issues are completely retarded and absolutely inferior to Obama´s policies? I´d say yes.
“Apparantly some libtards have complained that this product is “racist” - how could waffles be racist?”
Hmmm….nah. Explaining it to someone as completely retarded as you would be a wate of time.
“Make up your mind - is it “hilarious” or “lame”? Is that the liberal flip-flopping tendency I detect?”
The pictures are hilarious. For about 10 seconds. Your article is lame. There you have it.
The German Guy
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
1) Republicans flip-flop, not democrats.
2) As a joke it was hilarious, however the actual message (and the fact that it is not spoken satirically) is lame. So we are actually laughing at you, not your joke.
If anyone is a flipflopper it’s you and the rest of the STR crew, Jimmy. Less than a year ago you guys were praising Huckabee, while at the same time you condemned McCain for being a RINO, who was done for.
Now that McCain has secured the nomination you miraculously swooped over to his side…
Woe to the hypocrites, Jimmy, and you are definately one.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
This would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad. Are you that insecure of the liberal ‘threat’ that you have to lower yourself to cheap sniping tactics?
Is it any wonder that your country’s insitutions are so despised by the rest of the world when you act like drunken frat boys who really just wished mommy had given them more love and attention when they grew up?
It makes me sad that its people like you that the rest of the public at large has to see as the conservative mass. I’m aware that you, thankfully, are just a comical exception, a gun-cuddling monkey who forgets that his ‘great country’, his ‘white america’ was five hundred years ago home to the ‘injuns’.
Yeah. Keep on invading in the name of peace guys. Its what you do best.
You are an idiot.
I wonder how much incest there is in your house. You’re probably married to your cousin, right Jimmy? Do your kids have gills? Hopefully with your IQ of .6 you will forget to vote this year. Obama is not a muslim, and even if he was, why does it matter. This whole country is built upon the strength of its people and our ability to accept all cultures, religions, and races. This just provides another perfect example of the ignorance that America must rid itself of. Do yourself a favor and don’t waste your time posting anything else stupid
you seem racist to me