Terrorism 2009
The fact that we have a Terrorist President ourselves does not end the hatred towards America. The War on Terror is still raging.
They still hate us. They hate us because we have freedom, they hate us because we are able to buy houses and they hate our rich culture!
Even this dumb child is a terrorist in the truest sense of the word. Given a change he would probably attempt to kill a white person with his crayons. We must confront this child and hit it in the face with the full force of our military might to stop him from harming us.
We must prepare against all forms of terrorism:
- 1. Typical towelhead terrorism: Unwashed, bearded men with long noses and turbans on their heads.
- 2. Slant eye terrorism: North Korean or Chines slant eye that want to sell us poisonous products so that they can take the money and buy a nuke from us, TO NUKE US!
- 3. Wetback terrorism: Beaners from Mexico and other South American nations that come to our country, steal jobs, drink and have traffic accident.
- 4. Beaner Commie terrorism: South American Beaners that think they have to go Communist in order to fight America more effectively.
- 5. European Terrorism: Europe is still angry that we kicked their asses TWICE! They want to pollute our culture with filth. Pornography was invented in Sweden and brought to America to harm our families. In Sweden itself it is almost impossible to procure pornography because they know how harmful it really it. The Dutch Cheeseheads are drug paddlers. Legalizing drugs is the most effective way of investing the nest. Germany keeps stealing our ideas and put it into the development of new Cars. All German cars have a switch built into their board computer. If the Germs push the button, all German made automobiles come to a screeching halt and therefore immobilize large parts of the American society.
- 6. Negro terrorism (we have one of them in the White House): Impregnating our daughters and hating us for the alleged slavery period that was going on, something that has never been conclusively proven. They want to make America a Negro Nation and possibly call it Negrostan.
- 7. Russian terrorism: They are not only selling their wives on dating websites but also the filthy idea of communism which is still alive and well there. I don’t worry about them much though: We beat them once and we are gonna beat them again. Anytime, Rusky!
Good Americans must all stand together and fight terrorism as one. Keep your eyes open and report suspicious activity to the Department of Homeland Security. TODAY!
Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman
True Christian wrote:
You forgot the most dangerous Terrorist cell of them all, the one who is doing everything in it´s power to destroy America from the inside…
During the last Eight years this cell has ruined the American economy in a way that more than 600000 Jobs are lost every week. No one can afford to own a house or buy a new car… These terrorists call them selves Republicans, and are a far bigger threat than the above mentioned…
/True Christian
Posted on 07-Mar-09 at 4:38 pm | Permalink
lol wrote:
I still say let’s vote in STR as our leaders and rulers :-D
Shelly the supreme empress has a ring to it no?
Posted on 07-Mar-09 at 7:47 pm | Permalink
devout wrote:
Stop Dissing STR
all hail empress Shelly, Our lives for you!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 07-Mar-09 at 11:23 pm | Permalink
Proud German wrote:
“Europe is still angry that we kicked their asses TWICE!”
Fail. You were never at war with the entirety of Europe.
“Pornography was invented in Sweden”
Nope, Pornos existed long before there was a nation called Sweden.
“Germany keeps stealing our ideas and put it into the development of new Cars.”
It´s called the free market. Get used to it.
“All German cars have a switch built into their board computer. If the Germs push the button, all German made automobiles come to a screeching halt and therefore immobilize large parts of the American society.”
LOLWUT?
“so that they can take the money and buy a nuke from us, TO NUKE US!”
Why would they? They already have nukes.
Also, a resounding LOL at the rest of the gibberrish.
The German Guy
Posted on 09-Mar-09 at 7:45 am | Permalink
whattheheck-i am great wrote:
Shelley why don’t you leave the country, America is changing and your bankrupt ideology is gone gone forever.
FUCK THE RAPTURE
Posted on 09-Mar-09 at 12:02 pm | Permalink
Concerned Brit wrote:
Seriously this can’t be real I’ve been reading your stuff for a long time and it seems that the pre-Obama articles seemed sane compared to this…
I have two things to say to you all
1. If this is satire its proabably a democrat trying to make the republican party look bad :)
2. If it is true just leave this mad bitch alone because all she wants is attention and people to listen to her mad views. Leave her to conjure up more crap in her backward redneck swamp where your brother is your father and your cousin and uncle.
Posted on 09-Mar-09 at 6:02 pm | Permalink
magi wrote:
Yes I concur the greatest threat to world at large is the the Conservative Republican / Christian conspiracy. While other fundumentalists take a direct aproach. These devious creatues try to infiltrate governoments and schools so they can enact their totalitarian polices from the inside.
If we let them one of these days we’ll find that every book other then their Bible has been burnt.
I’ve read The Handmaids Tale.
That’s the world you want, isn’t it Serina Joy. Opps I mean Shelly Goodman.
Posted on 09-Mar-09 at 8:15 pm | Permalink
we love Shelly wrote:
We Love Shelly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 09-Mar-09 at 8:37 pm | Permalink
we love Shelly wrote:
More posts, more posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pleeeeeeeeeeease
Posted on 10-Mar-09 at 1:08 am | Permalink
Shrew wrote:
I always enjoy laughing at these blog posts. They make waking up with a nice cup of tea more enjoyable.
Posted on 10-Mar-09 at 3:33 pm | Permalink
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Posted on 01-Apr-09 at 1:15 pm | Permalink
Viking Almquist wrote:
Sweden did not invent pornography. Read a historybook: The romans invented porn.
Posted on 18-Apr-11 at 8:31 pm | Permalink
OneMore wrote:
I would like to STRONGLY DISAGREE with “Russian terrorism” point (among many, many other things on this site…).
Russia does not “sell” women as wives — Internet-dating and subsequent leaving the country is considered A Very Bad Thing, as the country is (obviously) losing its women.
Russia is not a communistic state. It was one — or rather, tried to be — during its history (as USSR), but current regime is democracy.
That is all.
Posted on 24-Oct-11 at 8:45 am | Permalink