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Friends,

Liberals are out of control. They are smashing everything of value, like a bunch of drunken New-Orleans looters. Will there be any America left by the time Obama’s first and only term is over and President Palin or Gingrich is takes on the role of fixing America’s problems? Ordinarily I’d look at the next generation and say that they are our next hope – except that America’s kids are high on drugs and our government is doing nothing.

But what have the Democrats done? They raised taxes on harmless products like Tobacco, and in New York state, the Demon-crats are banning harmless cafinated energy-drinks? Why are the libtards so hell-bent on destroying fine American products while failing to regulate the real threats like Jenkem?

A concerned parent wrote to me the other day asking for an update about the evil menace of Jenkem – Leading news sources including NewsMax, Fox News and Shelley The Republican covered this grave threat to our children’s health. This new craze is taking over our cities. Kids reportedly gather in Jenkem-dens in order to swap and manufacture this deadly “high”.

It seems that the Democratic government has taken absolutely no notice of the thousands of concerned parents who are trying to bring this to there attention. Our petitions fell on deaf ears. The democrats were too busy setting up their death-panels and bringing communism to the USA to help families.

Fortunately there is good news for every concerned parent: We gave the do-nothing Democrat congress the boot. There’s a new party controlling the white-house. Speaker Boehner has personally promised me that he will make investigating America’s Jenkem problem. His investigation will not be limited to how we can stop our white children from huffing this negro-drug. He also intends to thoroughly investigate allegations that Obama may be a Jenkem user and if possible begin impeachment proceedings. The white-house has failed to deny the speculations that Obama may be nose-deep in fermented human sewage.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

My fellow Christians,

The evil atheists who hate Jesus are determined to shut-down Christmas. Watch the notorious femenazi and libdtard terrorist Rebecca Watson rallying her evil god-hating storm-troopers. She couldnt be more clear about her intentions – she and her liberal cohorts want to wage all out war on our Christian traditions. She wants to destroy the very foundations of American culture.

Sickening but true. Can somebody tell me why we allow truly evil people like this to still live in America? Ms Watson, with the greatest respect: If you do not like our American traditions GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

My fellow Christians,

Let us pray that Jesus provides these two humble servants of God with the wisdom that will allow them to defeat Barrack Hussein Obama, America’s first and hopfully last single-term muslim terrorist President:

Sarah and Michelle are two godly women who share our values. The fight to put them in the Whitehouse starts now!

JG

Friends,

Now that the elections are good and won and we shall soon be giving Hobama, Pelosi and their ultra-leftist homo-islamic storm-troopers the boot we need to focus on rebuilding America. What could be more pressing than the need to end the abomination that is atheism.

It’s time to get smart about the atheist’s diabolical plan – we need to turn every single Jesus-hating atheist into a Bible-believing Christian. If used correctly June Hunt’s God-inspired technique can be used to bring any number of lost-sheep back into our fold.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard