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Dear Lord

Thank you for sending all them sinners to our website! You invented the earth and you made America. No wonder you are also the greatest IT-professional that every lived. People that search for “gay sex pictures” or “kiddy porn” or “satanism” will sent to ShelleyTheRepublican instead of their preferred filth-websites and we at ShelleyTheRepublican are showing them sinners the light, leading the way to a Godly lifestyle.

Thank you dear Lord.

Amen

Friends,

I’d forgive you for never having heard of the “Large Hardon Collider” – it’s a super-secret experiment that’s being built near the town of Cern in northern France. Like the very worst mad-science projects, this has been constructed at the expense of the US taxpayer in an underground base far below an inaccessible mountain range.

Now that their cover of secrecy has been blown, the so-called scientists who administer this “experiment” would like us to think that their project poses no harm, however independent Conservative researchers have confirmed that this deadly “collider”, may be intended to generate a black-hole which will suck planet-earth inside out, killing us all!

The Cern people have resorted to this slick rap-music to try to sell their deadly experiment to the American public. Luckily nobody with any sense listens to rap!

The Colider is a gigantic machine, approximately shaped like a big flat doughnut. It’s stated purpose is to accelerate and smash together particles known as “protons”, specifically a newly discovered type of proton called a “Large Hardon”.

STR Fact File – What is a Proton? According to Christian scientist Kent Hovind – God created literally billions of protons in Genesis 1:1 (“In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.”) – each of the protons was ordained to be identical, and given a special role. Believe it or not, there are protons inside of each and every one of us. Without our protons we would not be able to live. The image above shows the size of a Large Hardon compared to the normal kind. In reality, even this largest of protons is so small that you would need a strong microscope to view it.

We understand that the Hardon scientists intend to smash these God’s protons together at speeds greater than the speed of light. This is fast enough to literally smash the defenceless protons to smithereens.

It has long been known that God has ordained that nothing may accelerate faster than the speed of light, however these haughty, irresponsible physicists think they know better than God. They claim that these risks are worthwhile because the experiment will reveal important truths about how God made protons. They do not seem to care that it may also be the end of life as we know it!

Is it man’s role to play god? Do we have the right to destroy the protons that God intended to be part of his creation? If God had intended to smash protons he surely would have given us small hammers with which do do so!

This Hardon-collider is an unnatural abomination against God and nature and must be stopped!

Action Points:

• Write to your representative: Explain the iminent threat of the Hardon Collider, and ask them to use their authority to have it shut down.
• Be active: Inform your fellow Christians at prayer-group / Church. Call your local newspaper and talk-radio station. Explain the grave peril we are all in.
• Pray: If the reckless scientists switch on the Hardon collider then only God can save us from the terrible destruction that mankind will unleash upon itself.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

A jury on Wednesday, October 31st heinously ordered the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas to pay $10.7 million in damages to relatives of a US marine killed in Iraq. Members of the Westboro Baptist Church were merely attempting to inform people of the dangers of the former marine’s homosexual lifestyle choice – should that be a crime?

Rev. Phelps and his brave family merely wish to point out that America should not be honoring homosexuals. Why should this commonly-held opinion be criminal?

It is a sad, sad day for democracy when an un-informed, un-churched jury is encouraged to casually judge such an important case. What right have non-Christians to judge those who are on a mission from God? Remember when Kent Hovind was arrested on the entirely bogus charges of tax-evasion? We told you that this would happen.

Members of the Westboro Baptist Church take a moral stand against the decay that is infecting the mighty USA. As the sign reads: “God Sent The IEDs” and “Thank God for Dead Soldiers”. The Rapture couldn’t come a moment too soon for the immoral hell on earth we have created here in America!

This is not the first time Westboro Baptist Church and the most Rev. Fred Phelps have been the center of controversy. Westboro Baptist Church also runs a website dedicated to educating the general population about the dangers of homosexuality:

Many liberals have objected to the name: godhatesfags.com, but we Christians have been taught not to sugar-coat sin when we see it. God hates all homosexuals and nearly all liberals. It’s about time somebody had the courage to stand up and say it.

Fred Phelps, like Kent Hovind (Dr. Dino) is a victim of terrible anti-Christian prejudice that is sweeping through our nation. The Bible tells us that this sort of thing (the Tribulation) would occur shortly before the Rapture. Soon Jesus will return to earth and free Kent, and forgive Fred his unfair court-debt.

Phelps has had to withstand many ordeals for his brave moral stand against homosexuality and the spiritual decline of America. Several years ago Rev. Phelps’ estranged son Mark Phelps even hatefully betrayed his father by writing a letter to citizens of Topeka. Fortunately the citizens of the great state of Kansas were not fooled by this blatant liberal vitriol:

“He [Rev. Fred Phelps] would not betray his message with his behavior. But, when he needs to, to vent his hate, he readily goes outside the bounds of any previously stated ‘value’ or ’cause’ he may have supported. He experiences no moral dilemma when it comes to doing what he wants to do. If it weren’t the homosexuals, it would be something else.”

What madness! I’m convinced that Satan has sent one of his demons to possess Mark Phelps and cause him to dis-respect his father, a sin which is almost as great as homosexuality. I for one am thankful that God has given us conservatives the strength to withstand this form of attack with quiet dignity.

“It will take the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals a few minutes to reverse this silly thing,” Phelps said. Amen Rev. Phelps! The sooner we have more Judges like our Republican appointed friends in the 4th Court of Appeal does, the better and more wisely run this country will be.

America is on the road straight to sodomite hell, as shown by these disgusting, unhappy and maladjusted lesbians. God-fearing Americans should be sick to their stomaches.

I call upon all of my fellow Americans, especially the sensible readers of Shelley The Republican to keep praying for Pastor Fred. Pray that the court of appeals will reverse this injustice and that he can continue his important ministry against the homosexual menace.

Always Right,

Charles “Chuck” Roast III

Friends,

As you all know one of the President’s most faithful advisers Lewis ‘Scooter’ Libby has been wrongly convicted of an imaginary crime. This is surely one of the most outrageous miscarriages of justice since the Dover trial, and the wrongful conviction of Kent Hovind. Anybody who doubts the grave danger we all face at the hands of activist judges and prosecutors need look no further than this gross mistrial.

Strong in the face of advesity and justice. America’s prayers are with this Republican hero. Libby’s mis-trial could be the turning point when America’s conservatives rally against liberal perversion of justice and corruption.

When run correctly the legal system is a great institution. According to our Constitution, judges and police officers should work hand-in-hand to help secure convictions of drug-dealers, illegal immigrants and homosexuals. People who have broken the law can be put to work in our well-developed prison system and pay-back some of the damage they have done, but should a great man like our friend Lewis Libby be sent to prison? Any sane person can see that this is just absurd.

So many details of his high-profile court-case point to an obvious miscarriage of justice. I’m certain that Scooter is going to appeal his charges, but this can take months or years. That is why we at ShelleyTheRepublican intend to devote our fund-raising activity to support the campaign for a presidential pardon for this great man. A pardon is no only appropriate in this case, but vital for the defense of our land.

I once met Lewis Libby at a White House prayer-group. After the event we spoke briefly. I’m proud to say that this humble man’s words were those ofgr attitude. He wanted to say thank-you to Shelley, Billy, Sam and all the readers of ShelleyTheRepublican.com for our contribution to his defence fund. He wanted to thank us for our prayers and our commitment. And as he spoke he shed a solitary tear. Mr Libby’s wanted us to know that he is not guilty of these crimes of which he has been accused and that everything he had done was for the good of America.

Kristol: “[The President] needs to pardon Libby now. I think that would actually reinvigorate his supporters and show that he?s willing to fight to defend his people and defend the war that he led us into.” – What a great idea from a true patriot. Libby should be pardoned before he is unjustly sent to jail. What a great way to show Comapassionate Conservatism.

We Republicans are the party of law, order and justice. If Scooter had committed a crime, I would be the first to stand up and demand that he is punished to the full extent of the law, but can anybody honestly tell me what crime this great man has been accused of? Nothing that Mr Libby has done would be considered a crime in a moreenlightened age, an age without activist judges and prosecutors whose sole desire is to attack and destroy. So why should we allow this man who has given so much service for the USA to rot in a jail built for democratic drug-users, paedophiles and corrupt democrats?

At that moment I looked into his eyes and I could see the soul of a truly innocent man. What more proof do you need of innocence or guilt than to to pray with a man? Could a guilty man have prayed such a heart-felt and honest prayer as that? Is Lewis Libby the victim of a judicial system gone mad? I believe that Lewis ‘Scooter’ Libby is a modern-day martyr who has been convicted for nothing more than his faith in Jesus Christ and desire to serve America’s Democratically elected President.

The new ShelleyTheRepublican appeal will begin next week. I want you to give and give generously to help get Scooter’s conviction overturned.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

Friends, I want to thank each and every one of the STR Prayer team who asked God to save our dear friend Kent Hovind from the evil of the liberal dominated courts who wish to prevent him from spreading the gospel; unfortunately our prayers came too late to save dear Kent who will soon begin an unprecedented and entirely unfair ten year prison sentence. Kent’s only been sentenced for a day or so, and already we can see the liberal attack-dogs congratulating themselves for bringing this great man down. They are already plotting who their next victim will be… could it be another patriot like Pat Robertson? Could it be Shelley, me or even you? Perhaps they will target your children because they remember to say their prayers? Who knows what drives the liberal mind to such extraordinary vengeance.

Kent and his wife lived a life of humble poverty, dedicated to following Jesus’ example. Kent and Jo never drew a salary for their good work, and lived at the charity of the Creation Science Evangelism group. Why are these poor preachers being persecuted for tax evasion?

So the activist liberal judge says that Pastor Hovind owes the US Government a great deal of money – but did they count all the good he had done? Did they count the souls he helped save, and the kids he educated? Every single child who passes through Dinosaur Adventure Land gets to learn about how neo-Darwinism is a lie – would they have learnt that important message had Kent not done his best? Did they count the fact that he works for Jesus, the person who founded the USA, a higher authority than even the President? I put it to you that it is not Kent who owes the IRS, but the US government who owes Kent. But hold on a minute – didn’t the Bible say that holy people would be tested? Kent is yet another martyr for Jesus, willing to go to prison to stand up for what he thinks is right. I just know that God has a plan for him, and if that means he has to do ten years in a prison I am sure that Kent will face up to that plan with his usual dignity and moral courage. Heck, he might even get to teach some of his fellow prisoners about the exciting science of Intelligent Design – perhaps that is what God wants?

A tearful Hovind had hoped to avoid prison, telling the court, “If it’s just money the IRS wants, there are thousands of people out there who will help pay the money they want so I can go back out there and preach”. How can an American court doubt the word of a true Christian? Do they not know that our legal system is based on Christianity?

I’m delighted to announce, that this month’s charity will be the “Save Kent Hovind Fund”, we are going to get together and help pay off his tax bill. The sooner we get this great man out of jail, the sooner America will hear him preach the Gospel again. In the meantime, we would all draw courage from the wise words of Romans 8:31-39, words which I know will be comforting our dear friend at this very moment.

Finally, we at STR.com would like to an ounce a new petition which will be starting next week. We are going to ask for an official presidential pardon for Kent Hovind. Please add your prayers and other words of support for Kent below.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

Friends,

Somebody that I know who is dear to all of us here at STR.com is in trouble. Kent Hovind, (known to his friends as Dr. Dino), and one of the world’s leading Intelligent Design scientists is being sentenced today after being falsely convicted in yet another travesty of justice.

Dr.Hovind (center) with The Dixie Echoes who perfom at Dr. Hovind’s
Dinosaur Adventure Land

We conservatives have grown accustomed to liberal activist judges perverting justice for their own evil ends. Last year Judge Jones betrayed us all when he passed his verdict in the Dover school-book case. Shortly afterwards, our dear friend Kent was convicted of tax evasion.

U.S. District Judge Casey Rodgers will sentence the Hovinds at 9 a.m for the alleged crime of tax evasion. They claim that he and his lovely wife Jo owe the state almost one million dollars in unpaid taxes. A quick review of the case show that the federal court unfairly denied Hovind’s sensible and truthful defence: Kent owes no tax because everything he “owns” is really property of God. This is a fact that we would all do well to remember!

http://www.religionnewsblog.com/17214/kent-and-jo-hovind-to-be-sentenced-today

So please dear friends, join me in prayer this morning. Let us pray to Jesus that Kent and Jo will be allowed to continue their important ministry and continue teaching young scientists about the many flaws in Darwin’s theory of evolution.

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“There were giants in the earth in those days” Gen 6:4.
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In the meantime, we at STR.com will be organising a road-trip to Kent’s amazing Dinosaur Adventure Land, one of America’s wildest theme parks.
Priority will be given to our corporate donors.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

Friends,

What do the Swedes know about science? The “Nobel Prize” will be awarded tomorrow by the “University of Oslo”. The winners of this prestigious prize are supposed to be the scientists who will most inspire future generations to discover God’s mysteries. Unfortunately, like most things European, the Nobel prize is tainted by the same secularism that also threatens the USA.

The Nobel Prize: A discredited euro-trash award for inventing junk-science. Why does the Nobel Institute never award this prize to real scientists?

Take this year’s winner of the Nobel prize for Physics, for example: This year’s winner purports to have learnt much about the early universe by studying something called “Cosmic Background Radiation”, which seems all the more absurd when we learn that this pseudo-scientific gobbledygook is part of that house of cards called the “Big Bang Theory”.

“Big Bangers” believe that the earth is billions of years old, a claim which directly contradicts the verified history in the Holy Bible. Once again, we can see that these Scientist’s real agenda is to disprove God’s biblical revelations, but what do they have to offer? Nothing but impenetrable nonsense!

Michael Behe: This famous scientist single-handedly disproved Darwin’s theory of Evolution, with solid indesputable mathematical facts. He is a founding fellow of the Discovery Institute. Why has he been constantly overlooked for a Nobel Prize?

The answer is simple: He is a victiom of a secualrist scientific minority who irrationally deny that science should consider non-material phenomena. As a result, Behe has been prevented from publishing a single scientific paper about his credible and important discoveries.

The winner of this year’s Chemistry prize is no better. Once again, the Nobel institute have decided to award the prize to an evolutionary biologist! That isn’t even Chemistry, in most high-schools in America, Chemistry and Biology are taught as completely separate classes. The Nobel Institute just had to score one more point for the pro-Darwinists, so they broke their own rules!

After yet another Nobel award ceremony which only serves to congratulate God’s enemies, we at STR.com ask ourselves what relevance this formerly prestigious award ceremony has to modern Americans?

Kent Hovind: Debunks the preposterous “Big Bang” theory, for which yet another liberal was awarded a Nobel Prize this year. In addition Kent has created the Dinasaur Adventure Land – a fun filled Christian theme-park which teaches kids Science and Faith together, as God intended. Once again, why do the Nobels refuse to honor one of America’s greatest researchers?

Why have the Nobels overlooked Kent Hovind, and Michael Behe ? two of America’s most respected creation-scientists? How about giving an award to the team behind junkscience.com, the people who took the wind out of the global-warming myth. And what about the Kansas school board who fought for the right to teach kids the controversy of neo-darwinism vs Intelligent Design? Surely these are the real heroes of science?

William A. Dembski: This mathematical genius was responsible for discovering the theorem of Specified Complexity – the mathematical fact which once and for all disproved the absurd theories of the newo-darwinists. Since Dembski’s proof is mathematical it can never be unproven – and like the Bible, stands as ever-lasting evidence of God’s creation.

Dembski was the first person to calculate the probability that organisms evolved from nothing by a completely random process – just like neo-darwinists claim. He discovered that the probability of all of these elements of DNA evolving at once from nothing was so astronomically small that evolution was virtually impossible. I cannot see a flaw in this impresisve argument – can you? So why did the Nobel committe overlook this polymath? It’s because the Nobel Committe hates Jesus.

The Nobels have become irrelivant: They have become yet another onanistic liberal celebration of their own folly. American patriots need our own awards, preferably ones that recognize the real heroes who have debunked Junk Science and non-Bibilical teaching wherever it can be found.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery