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Sunday Prayer – Thank you Lord
Dear Lord
Thank you for sending all them sinners to our website! You invented the earth and you made America. No wonder you are also the greatest IT-professional that every lived. People that search for “gay sex pictures” or “kiddy porn” or “satanism” will sent to ShelleyTheRepublican instead of their preferred filth-websites and we at ShelleyTheRepublican are showing them sinners the light, leading the way to a Godly lifestyle.
Thank you dear Lord.
Amen
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Repost : The truth about Atheism exposed.
The first in a series of articles about the Godless minority who pose an even bigger threat to our society than the Muslims.
There is a group at large in American society that hates God. A group that denies the truth about His son Jesus Christ, Our Savior. A group that detests the American way of life, spits on the American dream. People who don’t care if you live or die. They don’t even feel anything for their own mothers! They are disgusting, immoral and hateful. They are the Atheists.
Unsurprisingly, recent surveys have shown that decent Christian Americans hate Atheists even more than they hate Muslims and black people. A study published in the “American Sociological Review” by Professor Joseph Gerteis and Associate Professor Douglas Hartmann proves, among other things that Americans rate atheists below Muslims, recent immigrants, homosexuals and other groups as “sharing their vision of American society.” Equally damningly, God-fearing Americans have said that they would want to marry almost anyone rather than an Atheist.
A typical Atheist. Look at his stupid hat! And the way he hides his eyes from God’s light.
But who are these Atheists who are more dangerous than the members of the bomb-crazy America-hating Muslim faith and, crucially, what do they believe? How can you spot one? What is the history of this mad un-belief system? And what should you do if you are unlucky enough to come across one? Tristan Shuddery’s expose of ‘Atheist Troublemakers’ recently on STR.com has made imperative that these questions are answered.
Well, over the next few weeks, I intend to answer all these questions and more. I hope the faithful readers of STR.com will add their own observations and experiences in our vibrant comments section! (Oh and by the way, German liberals, your comments are not appreciated! I wish you well though!).
I’d like to start this week by explaining in ten clear and simple bullet points exactly what Atheists believe and by disabusing a few common misconceptions about their (admittedly absurd) practices. It’s shocking reading!
1) They will do anything and stop at nothing
Perhaps the most terrifying thing about Atheists is that they don’t have what scientists call a “moral compass”. They don’t have any values. They basically don’t know the difference between right and wrong. How could they? They don’t have a God to guide them. As the Republican intellectual and fellow STR.com contributor Tristan Shuddery has already said on this site: “Where do you think American lawmakers got the idea that we shouldn’t murder, steal or rape? Answer: It?s in the Bible. I don’t recall any athiest book telling people not to comit these awful crimes. If you athiests had your way, the nation would be a bloodbath like Nazi Germany or Stalinist Russia. Both fascism and communism are based on Athiesm.”
2) Following on from point one there are two basic corollaries:
a) Because Atheists have no values they see things such as pedophilia as being quite ok. That’s why, for instance, they fill up the internet with their vile porn filth and they are always at the forefront of the pro-abortion (ie, anti-life!) lobby. After all, why should they care?
b) Most criminals are atheists, or, conversely, most atheists (ie all of them!) are criminals (they just haven’t all been caught yet).
Atheists make Our Lord Jesus cry. Please stop it, Atheist renegades!
3) Atheists do not worship Satan.
A common belief about Atheists is that they worship the Dark Lord Satan. This is not actually true. It’s an easy mistake to make, because by denying God they, of course, take on the Devil and will join him in hell, but Atheists claim that they do not even believe in the Devil. They believe in nothing! (See points 2 (a) and 2 (b) to find out what that means).
4) It’s not true that no one really is an Atheist.
Some good Christians, trusting in human nature, believe that Atheists are just “pretending” to deny Jesus and making a stance to be somehow “controversial” like rebellious teenagers who refuse to wash or get a haircut. Sadly, this isn’t true. The malaise runs far deeper than this. Their brains have been so twisted and bent out of shape by Liberal propoganda and drug abuse (see point 7) that they have actually genuinely convinced themselves out of the self-evident truth that a Christian God made us and the world.
5) Atheists think they’re cleverer than you.
One of the most annoying things about Atheists is that their mad lack of belief actually makes them feel somehow superior to real American Christians. Rejecting decent honest faith and belief they use things like a reliance on “scientific methodology”, “reasoned argument”, “historical evidence”, “documentary proof” and “logic” to baffle and confuse. Instead of accepting the obvious reality that the Bible is God’s word, they try to claim that the Gospels were written hundreds of years after the death of Jesus, that there were hundreds of other similar books rejected by committee at something called the council of Nicea and that most of the New Testament was compiled out of political expediency. They say that many of the Jesus stories existed long before Jesus was said to have been alive and that most of his sayings and parables aren’t that impressive anyway. They are wrong.
The Bible. The guidebook for American life and wholly holy. Why won’t atheists accept this?
6) Atheists hate Christians and Christianity.
They are jealous because they know that we are going to heaven. They want to destroy us and everything we stand for. They want to forbid Christianity, raise taxes and disband our armies. They’d like our country to be more like Canada. (By the way, most Canadians are atheists. That’s why they’re so depraved.).
7) Atheists are nearly all druggists.
Far from the warm love of God, believing that they are spinning round on a cold rock in the middle of an empty universe and thinking that they will never see their favorite family pets again in heaven (which of course they won’t since they’re going to hell! Sorry atheists!), atheists wrap themselves up in what they see as a comforting narcotic embrace. They smoke jazz-cigarrettes, inject themselves with heroin and manufacture crystal-meth in their kitchens. Their brains and bodies are ruined.
8) All Democ-rats are Atheists.
Do not believe Democ-rats when they try to tell you that they believe in God. Just like in everything else, they are lying. After all, if they were Christians, they would be Republicans!
9) Atheists don’t know anything about Christianity.
How could they? If they did, they’d worship God instead of spending their whole time off their faces on illegal drugs, protesting about just wars and making trouble.
10) Atheists lives are cold and empty.
Atheists have no appreciation for anything. Period. Because they do not believe in God and have no sense of awe, Atheists can not understand beauty or anything wonderful. To them a rainbow is just a coincidence of light particles seen through water vapor rather than a miracle. Art is meaningless to them and music is just a series of different pressure effects upon the ear drum; that’s why their music (rock, hip hop and something called techno) is so bad.
They love nobody. Nobody loves them. They are depressed and nihilistic, believing that after death there is nothing for them. Then they die and go to hell. It’s awful.
Do you want to be an Atheist? Me neither.
May God Bless and keep you always,
Sam Johnston
Image sources: Typical Atheist: www.samjordison.blogspot.com, Crying Lord Jesus: World Jewish Review, Meth Lady: methmadness.com
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Quotes
(Work in progress)
Faithful Reader,
We intent to post the most important quotes and wisdoms here. If you can’t spare a lot of time reading our carefully crafted analytical articles, please come back here every day and get some thoughtful wisdom from us, your number one conservative news source on the internet.
God bless you,
The STR writer team
“Everything worth owning was invented, developed or made in America.”
Jimmy Goddard, September 2006
“I can’t judge you, only God can, I am just here to tell you what He is gonna say.”
Billy Bob Neck, March 2002
“Taking Viagra is against the will of God. If Jesus wants you to have an errection, He will give you one.”
Shelley N. Goodman, November 2005
“Life in the 21st century speeds along faster than Hillary Clinton will wind up in Hell.”
Tristan Shuddery, January 2007
“All I need to know about Islam, I learned on 9/11.”
Steven Goodman, December 2001
“Freedom ain’t free.”
Karl Rove, September 1977
… more coming soon..
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Crimestoppers – America at its best!
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Everybody knows the old poster saying: “WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE”. The modern perfected version of that poster is Crimestoppers USA.
Like my old friend Tristan Shuddery once said: “Everything worth owning, buying or using was invented in America!” And now true it is, still today. The non-profit organization Crimestoppers can be found in every civilized nation on earth.
Crimestoppers can be found in every county in America, just google your city name and crimestoppers, it surely comes up. In Iowa City for example you just dial 358-TIPS (8477) or, if you are a AT&T customer you just dial *TIPS, voilla!
For those of you who don’t know what Crimestoppers is, let me explain. It’s a hotline, in many cases already incorporated into the police departments. You can give them tips on criminal activity in your area. And EVERY successful tip will be rewarded with an amount of 50 – 1000 Dollars! The average sum paid out is 400 Dollars, tax free! I for one reported many incidences of crimes and earned 1400 Dollars so far! Are they performing abortions? It’s really worth to keep your eyes open and take a closer look at your neighbors. Are they hiring illegal aliens as nannies or gardeners? Are they gambling? Are they paying their taxes? If they do something wrong you can do something right. They land in jail and you get the money. It’s a wonderful thing. It not only improves the security, it really gives you a sense of community. I literally report ALL towel-heads I see, just to be on the safe side.
You can also submit your tips online at TIPSUBMIT.COM! This is a nationwide tip submission site. You can report all kinds of suspicious activity. Attention, students! Do you know somebody dealing drugs at your school? Do you know somebody that is carrying an unregistered weapon? Do you know a teacher having sex with their students? If so you can make a lot of money and get the xBox you always wanted! Maybe even an Atari Jaguar! You don’t even have to see the crime yourself! You can just mark “Another student told me about it” and once they got the criminal, YOU get the money! Just do it, help make America better!
Thanks for reading.
Yours,
Shelley The Republican
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What is Atheism? #2 (Atheist Family Life)
We all know that Atheists have no Moral, no values no sense for what’s right or wrong. How could they without God in their lives?
Please read below and weep.
Roleplay: Atheist Family Life
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I’m going to go f*ck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I’m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it’s “not addictive.”
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I’m pregnant again. I guess I’ll just get another abortion, since “fetuses don’t count as human life.”
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men f*cking each other in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren’t finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that’s fine with me!Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there’s a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We’ll be right there!The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your’s! That’s because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!
THE END
By Mike Shuddery, Oklahoma City
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The “Nano-Effect” : Signs of decay in Eurasia
Dear Friends
The current auto-landscape very much reflects the spirit of the nation who produces the cars. Look at America for example. Proud American brands like Chrysler, General Motors and Ford building cars that are comfortable, big and just make you think: It’s good to be an American!
My former employee Tristan Shuddery once said: “Everything worth owning has been either invented or developed in the USA.” This rings especially true when it comes to cars. Lets take a look at the insignificant rest of the world: They stole a term invented by Apple Inc. which is “Nano” and basically means “Small” or “Tiny” and use it to market their cars! I am talking about the so called “Nano Effect”, the obsession to make everything as small as possible.
Why is it that safety and comfort don’t count to Europeans? The simple answer is: They can’t afford it no more! They refused for years to adopt the American business models of free enterprise and therefore their economy is going down the crapper! It also doesn’t help that they let millions of towelheads into their countries that loot the welfare offices.
Some people say that the German car models we know are not even sold in Germany any more. The average Porsche you know, or the Audi or the Mercedes are only built for the US-market, in Germland however, they have their “Nano-style” models.
Let’s all get down on our knees and thank the Lord and the Leader for keeping the American economy strong and the American spirit vibrant, so we don’t have to suffer the “Nano-effect”. We in America still enjoy all the comfort and luxury we can buy, because God wants us to!
With this great car you can do 100 Mph and hit a Smart Car and not even notice it!
God bless America!
Thanks for reading!
Shelley N. Goodman
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God’s Hitlist
At Shelley the Republican, we don’t believe in Censorship. God gave us Free Will to make our own choices no matter how vile, disgusting, horrible and venal they might be. God does not make our decisions for us, but His expectations are abundantly clear and well documented in His bestselling book – The Bible. Any questions as to your behavior and conduct in your time on Earth find quick answers there. Should I have gay sex? No. Should I take the Lord?s name in vain? No. Should I vote Republican? Generally, yes, since they are the only party that believes in God and God’s word.
Life in the 21st century speeds along faster than Hillary Clinton will wind up in Hell. We sometimes need reminders of the good and the bad in life. So as a service to our readers, here is a list of topics, phrases and persons that should be considered a one way ticket to Hell with no hope of redemption.
God Bless You,
Shelley Goodman
=============Enemies of the homeland
God’s people hitlist: God wants them dead because they harm America!
- Barack “The Muslim” Obama
(aka “Homobama”, “Barack Osama”, “Husein the Terrorist”) - Tristan Shuddery (He died due to auto-erotic asphyxiation in Room 66 of the Motel 6 in El Reno, Oklahoma on March, 15 2007. He was found the next day by the housekeeper. He was our friend and and part of the STR writer crew but he turned against God. He died and God won!)
- Cory Doctorow ( Pro-hacker liberal, runs a satanic blog called “Boing” )
- Scott McClellan
- Richard Dawkins
- Alex ‘The Snake Oil Salesman’ Jones
- Mike Malloy
- Michael Moore
- Aaron Russo (God won – died of cancer!)
- Hillary Clinton
- Bill Clinton
- Chelsea Clinton
- Cindy Sheehan (Has publicly repented from her sins – God won!)
- Al Gore
- Al Franken
- Barrack Osama
- John Murtha (God Won)
- Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA)
- Charly & Martin Sheen
- Jeff Farias
- Air America Radio (God Won)
- Rick Warren
- Joel Osteen
- Dan Rather
- Sam Harris
- Boris Yeltsin (God Won)
- Cho Seung-Hui (God Won)
- Saddam Hussein (God Won)
- Kurt Vonnegut (God Won)
- George ?Greasy Greek? Soros
- Chuck Hegel
- Sheryl GAY Stolberg
- Ryan Lawson
- Casper the Godless Pornographer
- Charles Darwin (God Won)
- Hemant Mehta a.k.a. The Friendly Atheist
- Americans United for Separation of Church and State
- Max Keiser
- Marcel Marceau (God Won)
- Jack Clark, the ?Rational Radical?
- Nancy “Mafia Princess” Pelosi
- Harry “Polygamy” Reid
- James Cameron
- Mitt “Mor(m)on” Romney
- Rudy “Cross-dressing Baby-Killer” Giuliani
- Robert P. Shay Jr.
- Alan Colmes
- Ron Paul
- James Randi
- Alice Sheppard (a.k.a. @PenguinGalaxy)
- Sam Seder
=============Wrong Choices
God’s lifestyle choices hitlist : God hates people that belong to one of the groups below because they harm America!
- Gays
- Liberals
- Abortionists
- Animal Rights People
- Environmentalists
- Muzlims
- Vegetarians/Vegans
- Pedophiles
- “Global Warming/Cooling” Believers
- Linux users
- “Purpose Driven” churches
- Mormons
- Germans
- Government school teachers
- The anti-smoking lobby
- College Professors
- Poets
- Hybrid Cars
=============Harmful groups and parties
God’s groups and parties hitlist : God hates people that are member or support the groups and parties below because they harm America!
- Democrat Party
- Hezbollah
- Hamas
- UCLA
=============Harmful phrases
God’s phrases hitlist : God hates people that use or believe the words and phrases below because they harm America!
- Affirmative Action
- “Jesus was a liberal”
- “Make love not war”
- “Universal Health care”
- “Feminism”
- “Gay/Straight Coalition”
- “True for you”
- “Phased withdrawal”
- “No Presidential immunity”
- Euro-Dollar
- “Guest Worker”
- controversy
- Moral Relativism
=============Harmful bands
God’s music hitlist : God hates people that listen to the bands below because they harm America!
- Neil Young
- Slipknot
- Madonna
- Red Hot Chilly Peppers
- Bono
- Patti Smith
- Bob Dylan
- Little Richard
- The The
- David Rovics
- All hip-hop and other musical forms that promote and encourage degraded, drug-addicted and murderous black culture
- Any and All American Idols
- Friends, Family and Fans of Any and All American Idols
- The Dixie Chicks
- Linda Rondstadt
- Ravi Shankar
- Fish
- Bruce Springsteen
- Doris Day
- Richard Zimmerman
- Sheryl Cow
- James McMurtry
=============Other Things And People That Make God Angry
- Johnny Hart (God won)
- Rutger’s Women’s Basketball Team
- Str-Reader “NoDeca”
- Str-Reader “Mean”
- Str-Reader “True Christian”
- Str-Reader “German Gothboy”
- Str-Reader “Danny Dito”
- Str-Reader “Sarah “The Gutter Slut” Karter”
- Str-Reader “Proud German”
- Str-Reader “Hester’s Pearl”
- Str-Reader “Wraith”
- Str-Reader “link48010″
- Str-Reader “Salokin”
Str-Reader “Sean ‘The Commie’ Ryan”(He turned to God)- STR-Reader “Random Aussie/New Zealander”
- Str-Reader “Mr. Satan” (God won – STR converted him to a good Christian!)
- Anyone who has ever appeared in, listened to, rented or bought in any form the “musical” Rent
- Starbucks
- Livejournal
Hell’s Library – Books That Will Make You Burn
- The Unholy Curan (Book of Hate)
- Harry Potter
- The Origins of Species
- The Chronicles of Narnia
- The God Delusion
- Letter To A Christian Nation
- Slaughterhouse Five
- Huckleberry Finn
- I’m Ok, You’re Ok
- Heather Has Two Mommies
- Mine Camp
- The Communist Manifesto
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Obama: A death sentence for your family
At STR.com we like to ask the big “What If” questions. For example, what if Obama were to win the Presidency in 2008? This may sound like an outlandish and impossible outcome, but do not be so certain: The Bible tells us that before the Rapture we will experience a period called the Tribulation. I cannot think of a more hellish tribulation than to endure the presidency of a man who bears the Mark of Cain.
We asked Ronald Agnew, a senior associate analyst for ShelleyPAC, America’s leading family-values oriented think-tank to put together a short web presentation based on the kind of scenarios that we feel might occur shortly after an Obama victory. I think you will be impressed by what Ronald has created – a perfect blend of factual information about Obama policy combined with a fair and balanced assessment of how we as Americans should react to it:
After watching these well-researched scenarios I’m certain of one thing – I don’t think America can survive what those Demoncrats have in store for us. If this chills you as much as it does me, then you know it’s time to take action. Please show your support by registering as a Republican voter at Shelley The Republican’s GOP site. Please attend your local caucus and vote for a candidate with real conservative values like Mike Huckabee.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
PS. Ron asked me to let y’all know that we want you to go use this video to help warn your fellow Americans about the danger that Obama poses to us all. We hope that our fellow conservatives can use this presentation on your blog or Church’s web-site.
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Satanic Ubuntu Linux : What more do you need to know?
Folks,
we at ShelleyTheRepublican said it all along: Linux is utterly un-American, linux is harmful to our society, it’s unsafe and it’s basically just Russian spyware! No true American will ever even consider using anything else then the good old Windows!
I just recently found out that there is actually a Satanic edition of the Linux game called: “Ubuntu”.
Check out the video:
Unnamed sources though say that the goal in this Ubuntu game is to hunt and kill Christians.
This has to stop. As much as I really dislike my former employee Tristan J. Shuddery (may he rest in peace), he was right about the dangers of Linux.
Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman
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God’s Eviction Notice
Every now and again something so powerful and so true comes around and you gotta let everybody know about it.? This comes from Rusty Thomas of Elijah Ministries and if you can read this and not fall down on your knees and weep and ask God to forgive the foul, evil, horrible, miserable, useless, deceitful sinner that crawls like maggot before Him then there ain’t no hope left for and you’ll join Tristan J. Shuddery in Hell.
God is Love!
BBN
An Open Letter to San Francisco and the Inhabitants Thereof:
“And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, (abortion) neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the Lord. Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination (homosexual sodomy). Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion. Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you: And the land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity thereof upon it, and the land itself vomiteth out her inhabitants (Leviticus 18:21-25).”
The Lord God of heaven and earth, the Triune God of the Bible, God the Father, God the Son, (Jesus Christ) and God the Holy Spirit has a charge to bring against this wicked city and the inhabitants thereof. The cry of your sins have reached the heavens and defiled the land. Though God has witnessed your abominations, adulteries, perversions, and the shedding of innocent blood through the sin and crime of abortion for years, He has been longsuffering. This letter is to inform all who have ears to hear, His patience with these abominations has ceased. Your city has crossed the line and your wretched sins have touched the sacred. Thus God has weighed San Francisco in the balance and your city has been found wanting.
Your many transgressions reveal not just the revelry of sexual immorality and lusting after strange flesh, but a God-mocking, God-hating spirit that is Anti-Christ to its core.
For the most part, God’s Church has failed to expose and condemn the evil of your doings. The state has also failed in its duty to punish the sins and crimes of abortion and homosexuality that your city and others like it parade like Sodom. Though man may fail in their duties and responsibilities, God cannot deny Himself. Therefore know for a surety that if you continue in these abominations, according to God’s Word, you do so at your own peril.
The tragedy of New York and the disaster of New Orleans are merely first fruits of the many woes that will devastate San Francisco and send shockwaves throughout California, America, and the world. God stands poised with his flaming sword ready to strike your city. He is prepared to exchange Sodom and Gomorrah with San Francisco to serve as a warning to all cities and nations of men “do not follow in their pernicious ways.” Your city will be turned into a scarecrow and used by God as His enemy to warn future generations, lest you repent and turn from your wicked ways of child sacrifice, which is the shedding of innocent blood and homosexuality. You must stuff these abominations back in the closet of illegality and punish these criminal acts as God prescribes or your entire house (city) will collapse upon your wicked heads. With all diligence, take heed to this warning, repent or perish, Christ or chaos.
For more assistance, consult 2 Chronicles 7:14
IN KING JESUS’ SERVICE,
Rev. Rusty Lee Thomas
Elijah Ministries
P.O. Box 3126
Waco, TX 76707
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An Important Note to Mr. Shuddery
Where do we begin dissecting the latest screed from former STR science & technology correspondent Tristan J. Shuddery. We were somewhat dismayed that our Brothers in Christ at Republican Faith saw fit to publish Mr Shuddery’s inappropriate words, however we are somewhat gratified that his “letter of resignation” has been removed.
It would be simple to conclude that the has lost his faculties, however only after a careful examination of his clumsily constructed rant do we actually see the full extent of his cretinization.
The other day my dear friend Vic Elaison from VCY ministries let me into his secret for a successful, Godly ministry: Truth, Honesty, Integrity – these are the things that flow from Biblical values. Unfortunately, in my previous role at Shelley Goodman?s STR Ministries I have to say that these uniquely Christian values are being denigrated and that is why after much prayer I have decided to tender my resignation:
To the best of our knowledge, and the knowledge of VCY, Tristan has never met Pastor Vic. It seems only natural that Tristan should start his letter as he intends to continue, by packing it full of lies.
Worse – Sam Johnson, one of Mrs Goodman?s cronies has published an entirely misguided rant which makes a catalog of incorrect and unfounded allegations against me. I am certain that the educated readers of this site will spot Mr Johnson?s empty rhetoric for what it is.
More nonsense – Sam Johnston’s article was a fine work of sober moderation and exactitude, unlike Mr Shuddery’s complaint which merely shotguns its targets with wildly-aimed insults, abuse and insinuation.
As the STR ministry grew, I could tell that the project was starting to lean a little more to the left. For example, a message from Mrs Goodman?s office once requested that I reduce the number of biblical quotations in one of my highly-regarded articles about the dangers of Linux – this I could live with, as I prayed daily for God to steer Shelley and her project back towards the family-values path that Jesus had ordained for us.
Once again, Tristasn’s comments are baseless – no such memo has ever existed, except for in Mr Shuddery’s imagination – indeed Shelley has frequently requested precisely the opposite – specifically that we should include more biblical references.
She feels that it is more important to chase popularity than to worship the Almighty with a pure heart. Unlike myself she feels that there s nothing wrong with allowing the Holy message of Jesus to be called ?Obnoxious?.
Tristan purports to know what Mrs Goodman thinks or feels. Had he taken the time to ask her – he would have found that this simply is not the case. Once again, Shuddery’s public display of emotion has been shown to be a misguided attempt at attention-seeking, and one with no doubt all STR readers can plainly see through.
We must insist that Mr Shuddery ceases his childish and boastful campaign of hatred against Mrs Goodman; should he continue down this unwise rotue, we may be forced to reveal exactly why he has been prevented from preaching at Shelley’s “Little Republicans” kid’s camp. We wish to remind Mr Shuddery that we are not a Catholic organization, and such things will not be tolerated.
The STR.com board are greatly saddened by the shameful manner in which Mr Shuddery has decided to dismiss himself, nevertheless, in the spirit of Christian forgiveness we wish him well.
Newton Wilcox,
STR Enterprises General Council
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Sunday Prayer
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Heavenly Father
It is not often that we feel pesamistic when we pray for the deliverance of one of your lost sheep
But today, while we feel compelled to pray for the soul of the treacherous and traitorous Tristan J. Shuddery, we feel as if even You would be willing to let Satan keep him
Surely, you knew of his deceit and untruthfulness
Some might say that allowing him to subvert a website devoted to glorifying Your name shows Your weakness
We, Your faithful flock, know that it shows how You protect your chosen people from harm, just as You protect America from ruthless and evil towelheads that would destroy us
Despite the presence of a man who had the capacity to become a Typhoid Mary of spiritual and moral decay we remain unscathed
We will re-double our efforts to honor Your name and sing Your praises to all we encounter whether or not they want to hear it
It is Your will whether Tristin J. Shuddery finds his path back to Your love or dies alone and desititue, his corpse rotting for weeks before anyone thinks to look for him
God is Love
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Tristan J. Shuddery – Looks Deceive
I gotta say that when this whole thing started I felt all torn up inside. I’ve known Tristan for quite a little while and he always came across as a fine, upstanding man willing to walk through fire for Jesus. We stood on the picket lines of abortuaries saving pre-borns. We stood on picket lines outside of Disney movies letting folks know that Disney loves homos. We stood on picket lines in front Walmarts letting folks know that Walmart supports abortion AND loves homos. In all of that time, I felt as though he weren’t just my friend but that he were my brother.
But it didn’t take but a couple of minutes of prayer to come to the right conclusion – Tristan tricked us all.
All con men have the sheen of honesty and commitment, none
more than Tristan J. Shuddery who never met a man or woman
he did not want to deceive.
The fact is that the man is full of pride, hubris and self-importance. He don’t wanna do nothing that’s gonna make him look bad. He’s the cowardly Christian about to be thrown to the lions screaming, “Y’all got the wrong guy! I’m a money-grubbing Jew! Throw some money on the floor! I’ll pick it up! See? I’m a Jew!” And why? It ain’t cuz he’s afraid to martyr himself in the name of Jesus. I don’t think you can fake that kinda thing. It’s cuz he ain’t wearing the right kinda clothes to get martyred in. I now see how Tristan cares more about style than he do about substance.
There’s a couple of Bible verses he shoulda looked at before he started screaming like Chris Crocker. Let’s look at Matthew 5:14-16
14 Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.
15 Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house.
16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.
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Tristan J. Shuddery would have squelched the light of
STR’s ministry simply because it didn’t fit with his vision
of service to Christ.? Too bad he didn’t check with God
before he made that decision.
“A city on a hill cannot be hid.” That right there oughta have been enough to understand that Jesus’ love is a beacon that guides the soul-sick to Him. It don’t matter what kind of a hill you gotta climb to get to Jesus. It could be a little tiny hill that’s got a lotta clover and well marked paths or even a great big garbage heap full of half-eaten watermelon rinds and used condoms. Whatever it is – there’s Jesus at the top of it. So for Tristan to get all uppity about “category” and “presentation”, well, it ain’t right and God don’t like it.
Tristan wanted to put STR’s light under a bushel just cuz he didn’t like the room he was in. God’s love lights all and he oughta know that, just like Jesus, STR ministers to everyone – Jews, Negroes, whores, taco-jockeys and, sure, even towelheads. We want everyone to know the love of God not just those folks that dress good, drive a nice car and collect Hummel figures.
This 1999 Hummel figure which sits on Tristan J. Shuddery’s mantel
perfectly describes him – a pleasant looking boy trusted by a cute
little rabbit that he will shortly strangled to death.
Does Tristan really think the word of God can’t stand up to the face of ridicule? Most Obnoxious Blogger? Worst Blog of All Time? You turn on the TV and that’s all you get – miserable filth. So what’s wrong with pulling the old switcheroo on sinners and sodomites who show up at STR to find God’s Love shining like a city on a hill or a light that ain’t under a bushel? I wanna glorify my Father which is in Heaven. I ain’t ashamed of him like Tristan is. And lemme tell you, it makes me heartsick to say that.
But more importantly, Tristan showed us how little he understands what it means to be a Christian. Otherwise he woulda turned to Mark 13:13
13 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name’s sake: but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.
Worst Blog?? Most Obnoxious?? If he’d bothered to study the Bible instead? spending so much time studying Nintendo Playstation manuals or descending into the unmitigated Hell of IQC it woulda all made sense to him.? As Christians, there is no greater affirmation of our good works, no greater glory than being hated by the rest of society.?
When people show anger towards Christians, we know that
we are properly serving Christ.? Tristan J. Shuddery showed
anger towards us.? Therefore he must not be a Christian
Some day, God will put an end to our suffering.? The trumpet will sound and those who are worthy will float gently up into Heaven to claim their reward for staying faithful and never turning their back on God and His Son.? Those who remain will suffer not only on Earth but in Hell when the Earth is destroyed.? For as long as I’ve known Tristan, I always figured we’d be sharing a ice cold glass of my grandma’s lemonade as we laughed at the poor, miserable sinners who mocked us when we tried to save them.
I guess I’ll be laughing at him, not with him.? As Jesus said, “I never knew you”.
God is Love!
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