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Adopt A Liberal

Friends,

Christ never shunned sinners, even if he condemmed their sins. He walked amongst them, with the knowledge that his radiant goodness would inspire the sinners to repent and know God. We republicans have allways tried our best to follow Christ’s example in this regard.

It would be easy to turn a blind eye to the manace of liberalism in our country. To be a liberal and to think liberal thoughts is surely a grave offence to god. God himself has given us clear instructions that we must not ignore this threat in our midst. We intend to “Adopt a Liberal”, we shall focus our attention on a single high-profile liberal and systematically challenge their views. Once again, ShelleyTheRepublican.com is leading the way to a better and stronger America.

From now on, we will adopt one liberal sinner, every week.

If you like to be adopted or like to suggest a person to adopt, please write to shelley@shelleytherepublican.com and let us know.

The authors will dedicate one hour of their weekly prayer session to the adopted liberals.

God bless you all.

Week 25:

Twilight and Thebes of the Twilight & Thebes Podcast Show

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Urgency level: Extemely High

Their sins:

Blasphemy
Indecency (dirty sexual references in their podcasts and activity in the phone sex business)
Hateful speech against America

Chances of them getting to Heaven if they repent their sins: 45%

IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST WE HEREBY ADOPT TWILIGHT AND THEBES.

We (the ShelleyTheRepublican writer team) promise to pray for their immortal soul.

Week 26:
Shelly of the Citizen Against Lies Podcast Show

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Urgency level: Very High

Their sins:

Insulting and hateful speech towards our leader, George W. Bush.
Indecency (dirty language)
Spreading of hateful communist ideas.

Chances of her getting to Heaven if she repents her sins: 75%

IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST WE HEREBY ADOPT SHELLY.

We (the ShelleyTheRepublican writer team) promise to pray for her immortal soul.

Week 27:
Guy James

Week 28:

Suggest a Liberal to adopt!

8 Comments so far

Clayton October 6th, 2006 12:41 am

Sweetie, you need to learn to spell words correctly. Your glaring errors are really distracting from your message. I think you should look over the website material before you post it, because your education shines through. Don’t make the rest of us Republicans look ignorant, the libs already think we are and sites like this just fuel the fire.
gomeer October 7th, 2006 8:23 pm

You are a putrid piece of shit! Your kind will take America down a path to extinction.
Geoff November 26th, 2006 2:58 am

Just wondering if you could point me in the direction of the place in the Bible where it shows me how to rate my chance of getting into heaven if I repent.
John B November 29th, 2006 8:03 pm

John 3:16. Repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Savior. If you don’t repent, you obviosuly don’t have Christ as your Savior, right Ted Haggerty?
Daryl Lanham December 31st, 2006 5:39 pm

You people (religious right) just blow me away. If Christ does return he will first repudiate the distortions of his message by the religious right and others. Jesus’s message was for those who had little to hope for. He gave them hope that a better world will come. Your Jesus is vengeful tyrant.

If our founding fathers could have looked into the future to witness the political power of the religious right they would have surely made the wall of seperation between church and state much harder to breach.
NIGGER JESUS January 6th, 2007 10:16 pm

JESUS WAS A NIGGER
Link48010 May 4th, 2008 1:33 am

Uhm, hasn’t been updated for a while now, I’m moving elsewhere.
Her Excellency May 7th, 2008 7:12 pm

Can I adopt myself? I promise to change my opinions to that of my own, and monitor my decisions carefully.